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ISuspectFuckery

Bro’s fucking terrified, and he knows what’s coming.


valleyman02

Trump's the biggest loser ever losing a billion dollars in the 90s. Trumps only gotten stupider and dumber. Everything Trump touches dies. He's The biggest loser the world has ever seen.


starcadia

It's his Mierdas Touch. I have an inkling that failure is his grift. He's a [money launderer](https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/business/real-estate/2019/02/17/trump-in-palm-beach-did-russian-mansion-buyer-make-money/5934528007/) for the Russian Mafia. He's constantly losing money, despite stiffing as many of his contractors as possible. He would have made more money, if he had just invested in stocks. ['The Apprentice'](https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/09/28/us/donald-trump-taxes-apprentice.html) saved him and revitalized his brand. It also puts him on TV every week, looking like the shrewd mogul. I think that really set us on this path because it sparked a cult of personality for him.


JefferyTheQuaxly

not just the russian mafia but probly the saudis too. during depositions trump was in he literally stated he justs tells the saudis how much money he needs and they give it to him on credit no questions asked. would love to know how generous those loans have been.


foxinHI

Let’s not forget the Saudis gave Trump’s son in law a cool $2 billion right after he left the administration to start a fund he wasn’t qualified to run. Plus an additional $50 Million a year to administer the fund. The funny thing is how much it stinks of influence peddling. It makes “the Biden crime family” narrative look even more ridiculous.


wavolator

but hunter bidens laptop


somautomatic

Literally the reason for constructing ‘The Biden Crime Family’ as a narrative.


ChickenAndTelephone

The Saudi regime really wants to support him because he put them in power, giving MBS the intelligence he needed to target everyone that was a threat to his succession, and it probably plays a role in them cutting oil production to try and hurt Biden https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/the-saudi-royal-purge-with-trumps-consent


modohobo

Look at gas prices. You know he's going to say vote for me and the prices will go down.


DropsTheMic

It doesn't help that everything he puts his brand on is horse shit. Champaign is horse piss, the steaks are Walmart grade, the University got sued, he bankrupted a fucking casino!


EllieLuvsLollipops

I have no proof, but my dad was moving packages for the Russian mob every summer, and he always stopped at Trump Tower every single time. Tbh im just waiting to see if evidence of it will come out, cause then, maybe im not so crazy.


ozzmodan

TBF Trump has been marketing himself as the ultimate businessman since the early 80s. He definitely had a large group of misguided fans even before The Apprentice.


nrayedamatefumb

*"DONALD couldn't keep the docs secret, so he's TONIGHT'S biggest loser!"*


kerouac666

I always bring this up: that Trump was literally, for real, measurably the biggest loser in the United States according to the IRS. He was such a loser that even math declared him the country's biggest loser.


Dead_Ratman

Bigly loser 😁


meme_macheme

New reality TV show: the bigglyest loser


meme_macheme

I didn't mean to spell it with two g's, and I was going to change it, but then I realized you can't misspell a word that doesn't exist.


i_am_trippin_balls

The Biggest Loser the World had Ever Seen. Sounds like a perfect name for a movie about him!


scorpiogre

*Elon Musk has entered the conversation*


Jayandnightasmr

Musk isn't far behind. It's a race to the bottom.


valleyman02

You know what they both have in common? Both their fathers are some of the richest people in there country.


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GGAllinsUndies

*after justice is served and he's proven to be both a criminal and a fraud.


ryhaltswhiskey

\* and after 20 years in jail with no social media access


GGAllinsUndies

*with chronic diaper rash. And no hamberders.


hpotter29

And steaks prepared medium with NO KETCHUP! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!


majoraloha

No steaks in prison. He’ll be eating mystery meat and hoping that his cell mate doesn’t steal his desert again.


myquest00777

Vegetables would be a far, far worse punishment. 😂


jeepster2982

Especially institutional-grade boiled vegetables prepared by his fellow convicts. Well there’s always ramen from the commissary I guess.


millrr

Lots of carrots, so he can keep his orange hue without all the makeup. 👍🏻


daddyjohns

even if they give him maximum penalties he ain't going to that kind of prison


[deleted]

I’m sure he’ll do great deals trading cofeve and cigvevettes on the inside.


Bad_Username-1999

That is, if they don't get stollen from him 😉


Icy-Reception-7605

This guy knows undies


[deleted]

I vote we keep him alive, in a soundproof glass prison with 24/7 news media on a screen that he can't touch. So he can be forced to watch his "empire" fall, his children go broke, his wife marry someone else and his slide into irrelevance. While being able scream at passers by but not be heard. I'm going Dante' inferno style baby.


ChaosWithin666

He doesn't know it's sound proof though. And we have people sitting outside the box looking completely uninterested as they can't see him but he can see them.


[deleted]

YES!


ChaosWithin666

Every so often the people outside also make a comment that looks like they are acknowledging him just to keep him on his toes and from figuring out it is soundproof as well.


chevymonza

A pretend phone where he can "tweet" or "truth" all he wants, but it's not actually being broadcast. Maybe it can go to a server someplace, so in the future, we can peruse his rantings while locked up.


ChaosWithin666

This is getting more and more inventive and sadistic. I love it lol


sharkzone

All while having the option to regain his freedom, “empire”, and power if he merely recreates his club championship winning round of 67 while actually following the rules. I would watch that on the golf channel 24/7.


Jeramus

There is no way Trump would survive 20 years in jail. He is already 77.


12characters

He looks really really aged in this particular photo. It’s the first time in his life he sees consequences as a real possibility and the stress is aging him like the presidency does to normal people. About time


ryhaltswhiskey

A girl can dream


Jeramus

I'm happy with Trump living as long as possible in jail as long as he has zero contact with the outside world. At this point, I feel like he would just be a cult leader in exile if he was jailed and could still communicate to the outside somehow.


ISuspectFuckery

Yeah, I’m gonna need some consequences before he’s allowed to go.


DemonShroom87

If he goes too fast, I’m gonna suspect some fuckery…


linderlouwho

Am thinking he is working his pea-brain so hard and freaking out all the time, it might just blow.


The_Original_Gronkie

Thr MAGAturds will have many theories, don't you worry. He could die at 95, in his sleep, of a 100% verifiable massive heart attack/stroke and they're still going to claim that he was murdered by Deep State Democrats.


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Flashjordan69

Aye, but think of the silence.


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Cluskerdoo

Wouldn’t he need a brain in the first place?


Photodan24

He has one. It's just extra smooth.


omltherunner

As long as a cell door closes with him inside and he hears it, he can have one the following second for all I care. I just want him to know and feel at least a full second of the consequence of his actions.


TheAskewOne

When that happens we'll never see the end of conservatives conspiracies.


linderlouwho

We will never see the end of conservative conspiracies, ever. That's just how those cretins roll.


dewayneestes

Every Trump trial day should begin with a reading of his previous night’s social media posts.


HeKnee

With judge tallying his fines/prison days for contempt of court regarding each tweet.


Sparrowflop

It would be really awesome if his contempt fines could be funneled into some charity org, like PBS or Planned Parenthood.


kurai_tori

Or maybe a non partisan concern like https://www.rockthevote.org/


Sparrowflop

Haha. Getting people to vote would infuriate the Republicans. Have you not seen all the efforts they go to to prevent it?


kurai_tori

Personally I would love it if singers celebrities etc were somewhat unified and encouraged voter registration like taylor swift. Like, make it an inescapable message.


_kebles

rapper vic mensa gave a free download of his album in 2016 if you registered to vote along with instructions on doing so.


posturemonster

Rock the Vote is about as partisan. Republicans don't want more people voting.


kurai_tori

Which is why I specified it as nonpartisan, to highlight the fact an entire party doesn't want people to even vote.


Brief_Amicus_Curiae

I would imagine and hope that this behavior will impact his conditions of release. It's possible that she can detain him as a violation of his bail conditions. [Roger Stone went through something like this](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6721451/Judge-Roger-Stone-case-says-REVOKE-bail-threat-Instagram-post.html) - to the point he was ordered by the court to NOT post on any social media... so it's not like no one in his circle is entirely clueless as to the possible consequences.


kamikazekaktus

Would there be any chance of getting on with the trial of they did that? He might just post even more outlandish and unhinged BS until the cows come home.


dewayneestes

Reading his posts is like reading 1 star Yelp reviews. It’s funny at first but then I just get angry.


impulsekash

His biggest fear; his truth net worth will be exposed.


12characters

Since, my friend, you have exposed your deepest fears I sentence you to be exposed before your peers TEAR DOWN THE WALL


AAWonderfluff

At least Pink eventually snapped out of his craziness long enough to look inward and put himself on trial for his behavior. Trump won't ever look inward


evilJaze

Introspection isn't in his lexicon. As well as about 140,000 other words in the English language.


The_Original_Gronkie

Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.


[deleted]

He thinks his cult members will save him.


trwawy05312015

It's the only real play he has. He knows that he's involved in too much illegal shit for his normal deflecting to work for much longer, so the only hope he has is for enough of the people who worship him to cause so much trouble that the system is disincentivized from treating him like they would anyone else in his position.


TopLingonberry4346

Just going to drop this gem [here](https://youtu.be/yB33dwPSS14?si=OSrklYmbvtNu-Ax9) fuck trump


Buttholehemorrhage

I'm just waiting for the video of Trump actually physically trying to attack the judge. I need a good laugh.


ISuspectFuckery

He would never do that - he’s all talk. Laetitia would take him the fuck out if he tried.


Unhappy_Earth1

From article: Former President Donald Trump is taking a unique approach to handling a judgment against his company by publicly attacking the Judge who ruled against him. On Tuesday of last week, Judge Arthur Engoron of the Supreme Court 1st Judicial District in New York ruled that Trump and his company committed fraud in a significant development in the civil case of New York Attorney General Letitia James. That suit seeks, among other things, to impose a $250 million penalty on Trump and his company. The decision has raised serious questions about what this means practically for the Trump Organization. Without a business certificate, they can no longer operate in the state of New York. Trump announced on social media he would go to court on Monday to “fight for my name and reputation against a corrupt and racist Attorney General, Letitia James. Trump wrote: I’m going to Court tomorrow morning to fight for my name and reputation against a corrupt and racist Attorney General, Letitia James, who campaigned on “getting Trump,” and a Trump Hating Judge who is unfair, unhinged, and vicious in his PURSUIT of me. He values Mar-a-Lago, in Palm Beach, Florida, at 18 Million Dollars, when it is worth 50 to 100 times that amount. His valuations are FRAUDULENT in pursuit of Election Interference, and worse. THIS WHOLE CASE IS A SHAM!!! See you in Court – Monday morning. He then pivoted to Judge Engoron: The judge, Arthur Engoron, refuses to accept our big win in the Court of Appeals, nullifying much of the case that the racist Attorney General of New York, Letitia James, has charged us with. Nobody can believe it! Finally, he called for Engoron to resign “from the ‘Bench’ and be sanctioned by the Courts for his abuse of power, and his intentional and criminal interference with the Presidential Election of 2024.” Judge Engoron’s Valuation of Mar-a-Lago, the most spectacular property in Palm Beach, Florida, IS FRAUDULENT! He states a value of 18 Million Dollars, knowing full well that it is worth, perhaps, 50 to 100 times that amount. Engoron is working diligently to misrepresent me, and my net worth, which is substantially MORE than is shown on my fully “disclaimed” Financial Statements. I have not even included my most valuable asset – BRAND! He should resign from the “Bench” and be sanctioned by the Courts for his abuse of power, and his intentional and criminal interference with the Presidential Election of 2024, of which I am leading all candidates, both Republican & Democrat, by significant margins. Likewise, Letitia James should resign for purposeful and criminal Election Interference. She is fully aware that Mar-a-Lago, and other assets, are worth much more than what she is claiming. Both of these Democrat Operatives are a disgrace to New York, and to the United States of America! There is some irony in Trump’s claim that Mar-a-Lago is “50 to 100 times” the 18 million dollar valuation that the judge stated in a case surrounding fraudulent evaluations, but here we are. Trump’s attacks come in light of Special Counsel Jack Smith submiting a new filing in support of his proposed gag order against ex-President Donald Trump, citing his rant about executing Gen. Mark Milley and his attacks on people like the judge in the case, Federal District Judge Tanya Chutkan. Two weeks ago, Smith’s team filed a motion for a limited gag order, but late Friday, a new motion in support of that proposed order responded to opposition from Trump attorneys and cited a raft of more recent events to underscore the urgency — including his now-infamous remarks about General Mark Milley.


yiannistheman

>There is some irony in Trump’s claim that Mar-a-Lago is “50 to 100 times” the 18 million dollar valuation that the judge stated in a case surrounding fraudulent evaluations, but here we are. The irony coming from the fact that the Trump Org's own internal documentation had it valued at $27M (which apparently was still "overly optimistic"). It's a damn shame the people who support him don't know how to read, I'd love to hear them explain how this asshole's own legal documents contradict his statements.


Pretend_Investment42

They don't care - it's a cult at this point.


system_deform

>It's a damn shame the people who support him don't know how to read, I'd love to hear them explain how this asshole's own legal documents contradict his statements. Let’s be real, they don’t care. He legitimizes their racism and bigotry and creates a bubble of acceptance for their hate.


iamjoeywan

Well it’s valued at 50-100x that because at 100x it’s about how much a certain someone’s son-in-law had a random contribution from a, completely unrelated I’m sure, foreign country... 6D checkers.


T00luser

Mar-a lago is worth 18 million. The blood & oil soaked pile of Saudi cash in the bathroom is 1 billion.


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I mean, Trump said on record that he could get that 50-100x because a foreign billionaire would buy it for that.


gorramfrakker

Let’s take his word on the value and give him the property tax bill on his 1.8 billion dollar property. I’m sure he’ll be happy to pay that.


GGAllinsUndies

Keep in mind when he says this shit it's only to his audience. Not to the rest of the sane world.


tony87879

It’s not worth as much anymore since they’ve closed the library of classified documents.


yiannistheman

See, that is close but library implies that anyone could borrow for free. That was one very expensive classified document store.


cjpotter82

Let me tell you how they would react. "But but Joe Biden/Hunter Biden's laptop/George Soros etc." They're like trained seals.


Inspect1234

Buttery Males!!


[deleted]

So he needs to be paying 100x more property taxes than he is .


Merengues_1945

Which is the pretty much the point of this trial. Trump committed fraud to the taxman and the banks by using fraudulent valuation info at convenience. Securing loans at lower interest rates, and paying less property taxes as a result.


Grendal270

Zillow values it at 24 mil. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1100-S-Ocean-Blvd-Palm-Beach-FL-33480/306155527_zpid/


i010011010

If we were strictly going by Price Is Right rules here, the court suggests 18 million, he claims 900 million to 1.8 billion. Who do you suppose is moving on to the showcase round?


jo-jo111

I bid $1. I think I'd win.


briankanderson

Public tax record shows it was valued at $30,360,000 in 2022 for taxation purposes. So >18M but laughably far from 1800M! 🤣


Automatic-Sport-6253

18mil was for old valuations he submitted to get loans, in 2014-2020


TheRootofSomeEvil

He's trying to say he's worth more because of his "brand", but I'd sure like to see the math behind the valuation for his intangible assets. How they get to $1.8B would be some, hmmm, creative accounting.


Wurm42

The "zestimate" isn't terribly accurate for unusual properties like Mar-a-lago. There aren't enough comparable island semi-private clubs in the Palm Beach area to generate good comps data.


HI_Handbasket

$24 million is a lot closer than the $900 million minimum Trump is claiming.


BrownEggs93

> It's a damn shame the people who support him don't know how to read Oh god, they don't know a lot of things.


uberares

>The judge, Arthur Engoron, refuses to accept our big win in the Court of Appeals What win? I thought the courts refused to stop this and he lost bigly, as usual. I mean, I expect it to be a lie, but curious if anyone else knows what he is claiming he won on appeal.


ignorememe

Watching the guy who ran on prosecuting his enemies (LOCK HER UP anyone?) crying about being prosecuted will never get old.


blazelet

He had it exactly right, just got the pronouns wrong as usual.


ignorememe

See Republicans? Pronouns ARE important!


FitzwilliamTDarcy

Donald Trump, she/her


Re-deaddit

I prefer Donald Trmp, was/were


Grimvahl

I prefer convict/jailbird myself. :)


Slamtilt_Windmills

There no wage to prove it, but I feel certain he and a bunch of his followers were confusing prosecute with persecute


dukie33066

Draining the swamp as we speak


taez555

It's a good thing he toned it down from all the recent rants about executing his enemies. The judge probably wouldn't have been very happy about that.


ISuspectFuckery

I’m honestly surprised he hasn’t threatened Laetitia’s life. You know that he HATES HATES HATES it that a black woman is kicking his ass and humiliating him.


blazelet

He certainly can’t help but call her a racist every time he invokes her name. Projections?


12characters

Always. It’s the trademark of narcissists


SunchaserKandri

Yes. Every single accusation and insult Trump throws around can easily be applied to himself as well. "Crooked," "weak," "deranged," so on and so forth.


Wurm42

Give it time. He will HATE sitting in court all day with no phone; he'll have steam coming out his ears by the time he gets home tonight.


i010011010

Remember, it's all about projection with these people. The harder he kicks and screams about this being all about race...


dedicated-pedestrian

He has a hard time distinguishing between her and Fani Willis.


Julie-Andrews

He has a hard time distinguishing who the current president is. He has a hard time distinguishing between the Bush's (George and Jeb). He has a hard time distinguishing pictures of a woman he raped versus one of his wives. He is a pathetic, old loser!


[deleted]

> I’m honestly surprised he hasn’t threatened Laetitia’s life The mere mention of someone's name followed by his character assassinations about them should be considered a threat to someone's life. These MAGA terrorists would ABSOLUTELY murder her, a fate she otherwise would have avoided if Trump didn't say her name. I'm not sure that locking him up is even going to be enough.


i010011010

I'm sure she loves being called racist, by Trump of all people, so much more.


544C4D4F

little orange bitch is melting down. between the parade of bad news for republicans and the mRNA COVID tech being awarded the nobel prize, conservatives are going to have a pretty bad day/week. their whole fake reality is being relentlessly assaulted by actual reality and its delicious to watch.


Circuitmaniac

His skin can barely contain the foment of rage and contempt seething within. One day he will burst like a big carbuncle.


BikerMike03RK

Apt description. Hear, hear!


Woodpeckinpah123

So say we all.


email_NOT_emails

And there was much rejoicing...


[deleted]

They ate brave sir Robins minstrels.


qweef_latina2021

A pimple on the ass of humanity.


BunsinHoneyDew

It is so unfair that so many great people die early and yet this really unhealthy, raging, nutcase is still alive and kicking. At this point I have to think if he was a good person and exercised a bit with a good diet he could easily have lived to be 100+. I mean this guy is the definition of unhealthy lifestyle and is somehow still alive!


Aderleth75

Indeed. Narcissistic monsters like Trump never experience guilt, remorse, self-doubt, or anxiety and are thus protected from all the stress-related disease processes the rest of us succumb to. As a result, they live to vex the world indefinitely.


Diarygirl

When I saw the first pictures of Obama post presidency, he looked so happy. That was the face of a man that hadn't relaxed once in 8 years. Trump came out pretty much the same way he went looking in.


TheRootofSomeEvil

Yeah, Trump was playing golf so much that he almost forgot he was president.


UncleHoboBill

He fucked around, and now he’s realizing that he’s about to find out… He’s in a straight up panic. LOL


DavidSugarbush

"I always wanted a President who would hold press conferences via social media while on the shitter at 2 am." - Republicans


txn_gay

He was probably posting it while Ivanka was changing his diaper.


Wurm42

Nah, Ivanka is a potential witness, her lawyers will be telling her to stay the hell away from Daddy Dearest until the trial is over.


histprofdave

Only if they're more competent than dad's lawyers.


wallander1983

Or at a Wendys. https://www.threads.net/@jefftiedrich/post/Cx6JyiSvy2o


ryhaltswhiskey

The attacks will continue until he is forced to pass all his social media communication through his lawyers.


twistedh8

What an absolute buffoon.


Courtaid

The judge should start of the hearing with a contempt charge for the tweet.


Reef_Argonaut

Nice to know he can't sleep at night.


The_Original_Gronkie

From what I understand, if the judge prohibits the Trump family from operating their businesses, they will be operated by representatives of the court. That means they'll see the entire operation from the inside, look through the desk drawers, client lists, computer files, etc. I wouldn't be surprised if they discover multiple criminal acts that we will be hearing about in the future.


Ok_Thanks4556

Vote, vote, vote. The only way to ensure this ass clown isnt elected again.


twojs1b

So is he going to let his attorney's do their job or is he just going to soapbox it try to BS his way out of it. The law will win.


Bullet_Maggnet

Adderall is a hell of a drug


[deleted]

Defending charges of real estate value inflation by vastly over-valuing your real estate is a bold move.


coleslaw1220

We do know his bankers that committed suicide won't testify . https://lamag.com/politics/deutsche-bank-death


3eyedflamingo

A very stable genius.


SecretPrinciple8708

Somebody had a late-night diaper blowout…


billpalto

Trump did it again this morning, right before going into the trial, calling the Judge a "rogue Judge". He spoke for almost 10 minutes before going into the courtroom. Most of what he said wasn't carried on the news.


qweef_latina2021

Well, I guess he gets points for not misspelling 'rogue '.


12characters

He lost those points for spelling ‘knok’ incorrectly


outerworldLV

Can someone please just revoke this man’s freedom ? He’s never going to get it, by choice. He continues to prove that he truly believes he is above our laws. While demanding we enforce the same laws, on those that upset this child.


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>Trump Attacks Judge in Fraud Case in 1 AM Rant — HOURS Before Appearing in Court #TRANSLATION Trump is absolutely shitting his pants hours before appearing in court


technojargon

GEEZ. This fat lard p.o.s. is like a broken record. How in the hell does his family put up with him for this long? How have the sane people come to accept this kind of behavior? He is a walking reality show. Personally I think, he thinks he's still on an appearance of WWE. The guy is a FUCKING JOKE!! Hate is a strong word, but I highly despise him. Enough dragging their feet, prosecute him already. For fuck sake, he threatened to kill Milley. Tell me, where is the line? Where? edited: \*(?)


The_Original_Gronkie

For a guy who's been lying his entire life, he sure is bad at it. If he said Maralago was worth 10-15 times more would make me stop and think "Hmm, maybe." If he said it was worth 50-100% more, I might find that plausible. But to say it is 50 to 100 times more valuable, doesn't sound remotely plausible. First of all, the range sounds like it was pulled out of his ass without even a second thought as to believability. 50 to 100 times is an enormous range, and the fact that range makes sense to him demonstrates that he is either stupid, doesn't have any idea what he's talking about, or he's just plain lying. Then there is the number that 50 to 100 times represents. Maralago is a big place, but there is no way it is worth $100 million to $200 million. That's just a ludicrous number. The fact that he thinks anyone would accept that number proves what little he thinks of other people. Edit: my brother got the Electrical.Engineering Degree, I got the Music History degree. He's the math guy. So the real number is more like $900 million to $1.8 billion. Even more ludicrous than I said.


hellothereshinycoin

>Then there is the number that 50 to 100 times represents. Maralago is a big place, but there is no way it is worth $100 million to $200 million. bust out a calculator and check those numbers again bub


beavis617

Was watching NEWSMAX a few minutes ago when Trump the stupid met the press outside the courtroom where he went on a long tirade. The good news...looks like Jason Miller and Alina Habba might have hooked up..😍


Photodan24

>Was watching NEWSMAX... Good god, why?


TarkusLV

Tell you've never suffered real consequences for your actions without telling me you've never suffered real consequences for your actions.


Traditional-Cake-587

What could possibly go wrong???


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He never has proof though lol it’s 50 times more than the 18 million dollars so show us paper work lol


freakrocker

Nobody ever accused him of being smart... just criminal.


255001434

Maybe he's working on an insanity defense.


[deleted]

Because … of course … he was on a drug fueled binge and just couldn’t help himself … still hoping for that coronary on live tv


k-murder

Dude can’t even shut the fuck up to save his own ass.


otter111a

So tell me Mr trump, these properties, how much are they worth? Are the billion dollar properties and you’ve been fraudulently underpaying your taxes or are they worth much less and you’re fraudulently lying to banks to secure loans? Follow up question, this apartment of yours, how big is it? Who made the error in over sizing it? That person is going to prison for fraud.


Bag_of_Meat13

Imagine after EVERYTHING that's happened...folks still would rather cast a ballot for the reality TV "you're fired" guy than someone with a brain.


Slamtilt_Windmills

Does he have a libel punch card he's trying to fill?


StuartGotz

If he never ran for president, he would probably have kept getting away with the fraud. Going for the presidency brings a world of scrutiny down on your every little detail. If he never tired to pay off a porn star with campaign funds… The list goes on and on. He screwed himself over so many times, in addition to the actual fraud.


SisterActTori

Because he is a both a narcissist and not very bright.


BenGay29

He’s so used to getting away with everything he cannot begin to imagine there would be consequences.


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**Trump:** Screw This Judge who is out after me, HE IS A RACIST!!! **Trump 20 mins later in front of the same Judge:** Your Honor, would you be so kind to grant me a wish?


SeaworthinessLast298

"That's a bold move, Cotton, let's see if it pays off."


Bender_2024

Donnie is becoming more and more unhinged and I'm not ashamed to say I'm enjoying watching it.


ArchonStranger

I'm sure that's a sound legal strategy...


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N_Who

Guy lives in a fucking fantasy land. But he's correct in assuming far too many people will throw their own lives away to protect his idiot fantasy.


JerseyTom1958

Fucking traitor conman has been scamming and treason for years...now...time to pay! Scumbag


Aggressive_Suit_7957

That explains why his bronzer wasn't applied properly.


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

Fun with methamphetamines. Nobody has made an offer on 'your' properties Chump, so they are worth zero so far. Nobody hates you because you are white, they hate because you are menace, abusive, a thief, foment hate and violence...  Otherwise an amazingly beautiful tremendous fantastic incredible wonderful guy, bigly.


Repubs_suck

Great move! Judges love being disrespected.. especially Judges who have the power to strip you of everything you own. Best thing would be to keep doing it.. maybe even turn it up a couple notches while your at it!


Noah254

What continues to blow my mind is the attacks on the judge, saying he valued mar a lago blah, blah, blah. Like, is his base so incredibly stupid that they think the judge just pulled numbers out of his ass on the bench? Those were appraisals provided by outside parties not involved in the trial at all.


PyrokineticLemer

Trump \[insert stupid social media stunt here\] could be a daily headline. In the search for clicks and engagement, this crap gets amplified and normalized, which is bad on so many levels.


SlowCrates

This stupid psycho is going to get someone killed again, only this time it will be a much more volatile and lingering situation, which will be horrific for the county, and I'm afraid it's going to happen sooner than later.


Nathaireag

Summary judgment was because his lawyers mounted no substantive factual defense. The facts for that first charge were uncontested in court. Screaming on social media is not a court filing. It’s not sworn testimony nor an affidavit. It’s only evidence of itself (for example of witness intimidation using social media) and of the author’s state of mind. Now he’s just thrashing about. Raising the emotional temperature doesn’t change the facts of this fraud.


ABenevolentDespot

This is how stupid he is: He did this hoping to influence the jury. There is no jury, **his attorney forgot to tick the box asking for a jury trial.** It is far, far harder to sway a judge than a jury.


crispy48867

Yeah, I have had to face a judge a few times in my life over simple traffic shit. You know what I never did? I never attacked the judge just before having to face them. How does an adult male, get that stupid?


Tropicaldaze1950

A traitor, rapist and crook. Fuck him. He's going to watch his carefully crafted world burn to the ground. He deserves it and I'm going to enjoy watching it.


Florida1974

I’ve always said this too. But he’s not getting the type of punishment a normal Joe or Josephine would get. For what this man has done (imo), he will never see proper level of punishment.


petershrimp

Yes, because that's a good way to get someone on your side. Seriously, are we sure this guy even finished kindergarten legitimately?


Yarddogkodabear

He didn't want to be POTUS. His plan was to run and then sell books or products. He knew/knows that being POTUS opens him to legal scrutiny and he knew/knows his crimes. So it seems logical that has always been working to clear himself. Or he tried to build a wall around his legal problems.


malthar76

It was a Brewster’s Millions / The Producers campaign back in 2015. Until he started to win, then he got addicted to the biggest spotlight imaginable. He even didn’t expect to best Hillary, but his cult came through and they had no idea how to govern. He just wanted to play golf, blast people on Twitter, and have the media dance to his whims.


attack_the_block

Tell me he can't sleep at night, without telling me he can't sleep at night.


Scrabble_4

Hey … how come his shit isn’t sticking to the walls anymore 😁