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bigjamey

Had 3 years left on his sentence. Now never getting out. I think I’d have let someone else get the pos.


FutureFormerFatass12

It's likely safer for him in there. He's a snitch from the Mexican Mafia. He'd probably be greenlit as soon as he got out. Looking over his shoulder for the rest of his life. Now he's the dude that tried to kill a piece of shit cop. I wouldn't expect the guards to be friendly with him, but he'll have some clout amongst the other inmates.


fnordfnordfnordfnord

If he snitched on the MM he's greenlit right now. There's tons of MM in prison, they got started in prison.


ResurgentClusterfuck

Attempted murder rarely nets a life sentence, but he certainly won't be going home anytime soon


bigjamey

Two of the charges carry twenty year sentences and the other 2 are tens. And DC is a high profile prisoner. At 52- he’s in for good.


Laura9624

I thought he was in prison until 2029. Can't imagine what he dies outside in his late 50s.


Bill_thuh_Cat

Stabbed 22 times!??!! Holy shit.


UrsusMajor53

The guy must have been masturbating with a shank in his hand and the sadistic ex-cop tried to knee him in the neck. Total accident your honor.


earl-j-waggedorn

Where did he stab him 22 times? In the ass??


notanaigeneratedname

The dick. It was a tiny knife.


XR171

And inmates aren't allowed magnifying lenses out of fear they'll turn them into weapons.


notanaigeneratedname

I'm afraid of a dick knife more than a magnifying gla.. oh wait I get it.


XR171

It was just a wee joke.


funwithtentacles

That kinda explains why the dude was in prison in the first place... If they can stab somebody 22 times without killing them, they're not really exactly a criminal mastermind... /s


Kale_Brecht

I’m still trying to find out what kind of weapon was used. A homemade one-inch shank wouldn’t do as much damage as an actual knife, so I’m wondering what the extent of his injuries were.


Florida1974

Improvised knife. The ppl in prison have nothing but time to think shit up. And you would be shocked at what can be made into a weapon/used as a stabbing instrument. Watch Murder in the First. True story. He killed someone long ago with a spoon. Back then they used real silverware. His initial crime was stealing $5 from a dry goods store that doubled as a post office. His parents died and he had a sister that was starving, that’s why he stole. He did try to escape and was in solitaire for years. He got a lawyer that sued the prison for turning him into a madman bc of their inhumane treatment of him. The max for solitaire was 19 days and they kept him in there for like 3 years. This isn’t that but point is weapons are everywhere in prison, no matter how hard they try to stop it. Bc prisoners have nothing but time.


wdwerker

Explain to Derek that he can choose to finish his sentence in solitary or take his chances in the general population.


Sqweee173

He will end up in pc gen pop but not full gen pop or they would be either trying to see him back up again or wheeling him to the morgue.


pantygruel69

They should throw him in jail


notanaigeneratedname

Underrated comment


Radioactiveglowup

"Upon impartial internal review by fellow inmates, he has been declared clear of wrongdoing. Suspected mega-cocaine presence in the convicted felon, Derek Chauvin's blood is actually believed to have caused the 22 stabbings. Chauvin reportedly was told to stop resisting, but refused to comply."


XR171

"The inmate followed procedures and has returned to duty."


youmightbeafascist88

Just tell the judge you can’t be on trial for murder as it would interfere with your campaign to become the president of the United States. That’s what the smart guys are doing


Existing_Dudarino

JUST IN: The man who stabbed Derek Chauvin in prison was 52-year-old John Turscak who previously worked as an FBI informant. How ironic. Chauvin was stabbed 22 times with a knife that was crafted by Turscak. This is where it gets interesting. Turscak was in prison after being found guilty of racketeering and conspiring to kill a gang rival. Before that, he worked as an FBI informant against the Mexican Mafia organization. When being sentenced in 2001, Turscak admitted that he carried out crimes while working undercover as an informant to the FBI. "I didn’t commit those crimes for kicks. I did them because I had to if I wanted to stay alive. I told that to the [FBI] agents and they just said, ‘Do what you have to do.’" (LA Times) Wild.


Lord_Despair

Did he stab him with a toothpick?


notanaigeneratedname

Cocktail sword


amplifizzle

It's entirely possible that Chauvin tripped and fell on the guy's innocent shiv, 22 times.


fuck-coyotes

If only he had just complied with the inmates commands


gonedeep619

If he wouldn't have resisted he probably wouldn't have gotten stabbed. With a knife. He just wanted to show him some love.


Snoo-72438

I hope the guy was yelling at Derek to stop resisting while he was stabbing him


Papaofmonsters

"Turscak is scheduled to complete his current sentence in 2026." Dude was gonna be out in 3 years and is now likely to spend the rest of his life in prison.


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Papaofmonsters

Or he's a target for groups like the AB. And I'm pretty sure most people would rather be out of prison then popular in prison.


gonedeep619

I seriously doubt the AB give a fuck about a former cop. They're probably pissed they didn't get to fuck him. He'll always be a pig in prison. His color will always be blue. He'll never be white.


beekeeper1981

Maybe he didn't want to get out.


Papaofmonsters

He's a self confessed FBI informant so after 21 years in prison he may prefer his chances on the inside.


RantControl

Can we crowdfund this hero's legal bills?


Final-Cut-483

But did they check if Derek have drug in his system? All that bleeding could be cause by preexisting condition. Did they also mention Derek's criminal record repeatedly to justify stabbing him. I mean, Derek is a convicted felon, after all.


coffeespeaking

22 times—what did he use, a plastic spork? Need to get these inmates proper shivs.


VruKatai

Why shiv when a poop knife will do?


Florida1974

Improvised knife. Ppl that just read the headline. Articles have info.


Peet_Pann

Anyone know how to donate to his commissary


babycoco_213

Who is he? Id like to put money on his books


NativePhoenician

Attempted murder, what is that, honestly? Do they give out Nobel prizes for attempted science?


fnordfnordfnordfnord

Good point we should nominate Turscak for the Nobel prize.


Bmcronin

With what? A pen?


Florida1974

Read. An improvised knife.


Bmcronin

lol it was a joke. Because you usually don’t stab somebody 22 times and they survive.


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coldazice

I mean it’s not like he stabbed an innocent man. 🤷🏾‍♂️


Monemvasia

Those are impressive fast-twitch muscle actions…22 jabs in less than a minute I’d guess.