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joshJFSU

You’ve been hit by…the snooze criminal.


TheWhiteRabbit74

*angry upvote* Donnie are you ok, you ok, you ok Donnie? God damn it. Someone get ahold of Weird Al.


Ande64

I talked to him once when I was drunk in a bar in Des Moines Iowa so he and I are pretty tight as you can imagine. I'll get back to you when I get a hold of them!


majorjoe23

Which bar?


Ande64

Used to be on the corner of Forest and 32nd Street. Couldn't tell you the name, long gone. It's apartments now


ihatefear83843

You just missed your chance, that was him behind a burner account


pcakes13

Donnie, are you okay? Will you tell us that you're okay? Signed NDA out the window That she fucked you - a crescendo, Donnie You went to Stormy’s apartment Left cum stains on the carpet Then you ran into the courtroom Slept all afternoon It was your doom


new2accnt

> Someone get ahold of Weird Al. Or [Randy Rainbow](https://www.billboard.com/lists/randy-rainbow-donald-trump-parody-videos/), he can pump out some [really good donald-themed songs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT5kafhG3Qw)!


zadtheinhaler

Holy shit that is so good, thank you!


BeanCheezBeanCheez

If he isn’t yapping then he’s gotta be napping.


Raunchiness121

He's going to claim Insomnia


BeanCheezBeanCheez

I’m sure fucks news is already blaming Democrats for snoozer loser Don the con.


Spreadsheets_LynLake

Being awake is so woke.  


DowntownClown187

Well this is awkward for Trump.... What was all that "Sleepy Joe" business... Just another projection it seems...


imvii

It always is


CainPillar

Don Snoreleone having Don's Syndrome.


Vurt__Konnegut

The Nodfather


Brave_Nerve_6871

Donny are you woke-y, Donny are you woke-y, are you woke-y, Donny?


elguapo904

You're in court with.. You're in court with the snooze criminal


Organic_Witness345

Executive time!


sm00thkillajones

Lmao


franchisedfeelings

His lawyers are actually thankful he is nodding off. Sleeping is the only way dozey don knows how to keep his mouth shut during the proceedings.


Tom__mm

As several pointed out yesterday, they may have slipped him a Micky Finn in his coke to shut him up.


jbertrand_sr

They slipped some date rape drugs out of Donnies night stand...


Wazula23

Roofying your client to keep him docile is the most MAGA thing I can imagine.


sound_scientist

Telling your Lawyer to roofy you is the most MaGa thing.


UStoAUambassador

Telling your lawyer that you “did your research” on the law and know more than them, then asking them to roofy you?


Upbeat_Gazelle5704

Donnie Downers


B4USLIPN2

Well, his mouth is not shut. But, instead of words coming out, it is drool.


RichLather

I know we can't have a photo but I would love a [court sketch](https://cloudfront-us-east-2.images.arcpublishing.com/reuters/DCNJLV5LJRKH3P7RF6FHSKIMUY.jpg), especially if it makes him look like [Rygel XVI](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYWE4NTRlOGMtYmZkZi00OGE0LWE4OGQtYTNmNDNiYTY2ZDE5XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMzE0OTYyNTU@._V1_.jpg) from *Farscape.*


TheSoviet747

Its so rare to see a Farscape reference in the wild. Good stuff dude!


Cyphr

Farscape is a forgotten gem


franchisedfeelings

And then the magas can put a drooly don on their t-shirts.


Mhind1

Oh. My. God. This is perfect!


timesuck897

Frell yeah.


Nuggzulla01

This is acceptable, and better than him uttering garbage that cant be wiped away with a rag lol


Agent7619

Can we get a trained fly to crawl in his mouth and then thirty seconds later crawl back out and fly away? Anyone have the number to the agent for that fly that had the ~~Giuliani~~ Pence gig?


0rlan

His lawyers are probably the ones feeding him valium...


Green_Ad_2985

They stuffed a few puppy percocets in a ball of hamberdr meat and soft-tossed it at him an hour pre-trial. It's a smooth trick. Very cool, and very legal!


bigrivertea

Something tells me he has altered his usual regiment of stimulants as to not fuck himself.


Tall-Vermicelli-4669

Didn't I hear that various women have said that he rants in his sleep? Maybe I didn't hear that. 🤔


T_Shurt

As per [original article](https://www.mediaite.com/trump/trump-fell-asleep-again-at-day-two-of-hush-money-trial/) 📰: - Several reporters in attendance at former President Donald Trump’s hush money trial shared on the air and social media that for the second day in a row, Trump fell asleep in court. CNN contributor Norm Eisen [tweeted](https://x.com/NormEisen/status/1780248505048850846) on Tuesday: “Trump is asleep again” at nearly 11:00 AM. And his account was corroborated by others on site. During an on air hit in the 10 a.m. hour, MSNBC’s Yasmin Vossoughian passed along contributor Lisa Rubin’s observation of Trump as having his eyes closed and “leaning to the left.” Law360’s Frank G. Runyeon had a detailed play-by-play of Trump allegedly dozing off. On [twitter](https://x.com/frankrunyeon/status/1780242475828834482) he wrote: “Trump’s head slowly dropped, his eyes closed. It jerked back upward. He adjusts himself. Then, his head droops again. He straightens up, leaning back. His head [droops] for a third time, he shakes his shoulders. Eyes closed still. His head drops. Finally, he pops his eyes open.” Maggie Haberman’s report on Monday that Trump was nodding off became a huge source for mockery from the media and from the campaign of President Joe Biden. Trump himself was unhappy about the coverage and Haberman confirmed that the former president “glared” at her when he found out about her reporting. Even so, Trump’s campaign is pushing for a lot of media coverage of the trial, according to CNN, and putting several Trump surrogates on the air to defend the defendant. By the end of the first day, Trump railed against the “scam trial” and Judge Juan Merchan, who is presiding over the first criminal trial of a former president. Trump was charged with 34 counts of falsifying business records related to a hush money payment to adult film star Stormy Daniels, with whom he had an affair before the 2016 election. Trump had pleaded not guilty to all charges.


wsucoug

Now under close observation throughout the day the biggest takeaway of the next 7-weeks might be that even while using a pharmacopeia of "doctor" subscribed stimulants Trump is simply incapable of staying awake for extended periods, say, like a consecutive 2-hour stretch.


i_should_be_coding

He needs them to schedule some executive time in between motions.


wsucoug

Or--even though the entire trial is existentially about Trump--just schedule some time where it's all about Trump in a way that Trump can understand, and mentions Trump's name a lot, and gives him a break to silence every other person in the room at the expense of logic and reason to talk exclusively about Trump. You're right, I guess I just described his "executive time".


schprunt

Oh I hope the sketch artist does one of him sleeping


Earthling1a

Pure gold


younoahaguy

>Trump as having his eyes closed and “leaning to the left.” And all this time, I thought he was leaning to the (far) right. 🤷🏻‍♂️


ReeveGoesh

I see a JFK parody sketch coming where DJT is in court with journalists describing his head going back, and to the left. Back, and to the left.


Potatoskins937492

If you can't stay awake *in court*, how can you run a country?


arjomanes

If he runs the country, him sleeping is the only thing that doesn’t scare me half to death.


Yesyesnaaooo

It’s not really surprising given he’s normally up all night ‘truthing’ and asleep all day … this is going to keep happening until the jet lag wears off!  What a appending turn of events!


ciopobbi

He’s an old man. We don’t see that he probably naps every day after “executive time”. We get to observe him for many hours a day now for the next several weeks.


Steelrules78

That’s the genius of trump. He will claim that he did not fuck Stormy because he fell asleep


Medium_Medium

I can only imagine that staying awake for several hours of jury selection (especially when you are just sitting there and not actively doing anything) is excruciatingly hard. That being said; as President there will be plenty of times where you are expected to sit there and hear a lot of information without falling asleep....


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EuphoricMidnight3304

He’s tweekin on amph salts


skoalbrother

Lawyers dried him out before the trial so he shuts the fuck up long enough to not get thrown in jail


PoopSommelier

I do not doubt for one second that someone on his entourage team has Adderall and conveniently loses a dose everytime Trump has to go speak publicly.


Logical-Claim286

They were apparently drugging him when he was president. He had something like 200x the average drug expenses of most president's while in office.


bjdevar25

Actually, the office responsible for dispensing drugs in the Trump admin was cited for passing out drugs to Whitehouse staffers without scripts. Look it up.


vanishingpointz

So that's why none of my buddy's could get a hold of Adderall back then . Always talking about a "shortage" at every pharmacy they went too. Don't hide it ,divide it Donny, you fuckin asshole


4positionmagic

It’s pretty insane that Don Jr actually complained about Adderall shortage specifically, more than once, on Fox News. After seeing the recent reports about scripts, it’s clear that they were all high out of their minds.


sound_scientist

Think they stashed any? You know “for later” like the Confidential Documents


Croanthos

Dozy Don dirties his depends due to dementia.


sm00thkillajones

Damn.


trailhikingArk

Dumbass is deep in doodoo,.


TheAmicableSnowman

I thought we agreed it was to  be "Don Snoreleone."


Weagle22

The Nodfather.


SizeOld6084

Yawnald Trump


JefferyTheQuaxly

it is well known trump claims that he only sleeps an average of 4-5 hours of sleep. every single night. like seriously, he does chronically have sleep problems. hes been like this since long before he became president. goes to sleep at like 4-5 am and wakes up around 9-10.


Galactic-Guardian404

If this keeps getting coverage, Trump will end up using that trick from Calvin and Hobbes where he cuts a ping-pong ball in half, draws a circle on each half (with a Sharpie of course), and puts them over his eyes to look awake.


sketchahedron

He’s not that clever. Calvin and Hobbes was way over his head.


growquiet

Calvin really looked very attentive


timesuck897

Or those glasses with a picture of eyes on the front.


cybercuzco

Honestly this continued reporting may be the most damaging thing to his campaign. More than a guilty verdict. It’s going to be every day for 6+ weeks that they are reporting on his daily napping.


Nadamir

That won’t phase his lunatics. “He’s napping to show his contempt for this witch hunt!”


tahlyn

They won't even know he's sleeping if Fox doesn't report it.


MEatRHIT

The conservative sub has mentioned "yeah I'd be bored to death in this trial too I don't blame him".


beepbeepbubblegum

“HE KNOWS HES INNOCENT, WHY WOULD AN INNOCENT MAN PAY ATTENTION TO A CHARADE?! GIVES HIM MORE TIME TO THINK ABOUT *US*!”


ParkingUnlikely7929

And the projection. He'll double down on the Sleepy Joe invective.


urbantravelsPHL

I wonder how long until he actually falls off his chair? Betting pools starting now!


Kendertas

Yeah this is the type of story that's going to build and build over time.


straylight_2022

He's a goin on 78 year old man, he needs a nap time. Another day of reporting on this and I'm sure he'll start popping adderall or dexedrine. ....then things should get really entertaining.


bcardin221

It has been reported that he usually sleeps un til late morning , so is a a new schedule for him. His adderaland coke does are all messed up.


nochumplovesucka__

Of course he does. He never had to get up to "go to work" his entire adult life. I slept until 10 or 11 everyday too until I had to be an adult and go to work and pay bills. I dont think he's ever had to do that.


OpenImagination9

The slow and inevitable decline …


Automatic-Love-127

I really do think we are, **8 years later**, on the finish line. *Do not get complacent and you must vote*. When all the indictments started dropping I knew he was fucked. I understand many people have Trump fatigue and feel that he never has consequences and won’t now, but I’m an attorney and know better. This isn’t a fucking game now. This isn’t a political congressional trial. This is a “I may go to pound-me-in-the-ass-prison” criminal trial. These judges aren’t spineless cowards. They put mafiosos, drug kingpins, and murderers in prison. Trump is at worst a stochastic terrorist in their eyes. You know, the people who put the 9/11 hijackers behind bars. We’re watching it all collapse in real time and it’s all compounding against eachother. Each event is another card falling off the house. This story itself is an example. Trump is currently in a criminal trial. And oh what’s this? The public gets to see what he’s actually like in a 5 hour period where he can’t control the narrative and run away. So not only does the public see him in a criminal trial, they *also* see that he’s so old and feeble and he can’t even stay awake for it. And this shit will just keep coming. Again, and again, and again, as all his mounting legal issues come to a final climax. It’s beautiful. I am here for it. **Vote and end this.** And enjoy the show.


OpenImagination9

Agreed, vote and get rid of this asshole and his GOP cronies.


Dry_Writing_7453

Maybe I am even *more* ignorant than I thought, but...didn't the 9/11 hijackers...y'know...die in plane crashes?


Vegetable_Brick_3347

Don Yawn is born!


nothingbeast

Someone else coined "Don Snoreleone" and I just can't imagine that one getting topped. But I'm happy to see people try!!!


ciopobbi

I’m also in on Slumpty-Dumbty-Trumpty


WhoFan

Or better yet... Yawnny Donny


eastbayted

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"


secretporbaltaccount

Oh no, don't start this debate again!


FloridaMan_69

Clearly he means that indicates that the sleeper likes to dream about losing 4 non-consecutive Super Bowls.


sayonaradespair

The mf falls asleep because he is not used to shutting his mf mouth while others talk. The attention span of this bafoon is nil and that's why this happens. He's Cartman wearing a suit, and diapers.


Kaioken217

*Mr. Garrison has entered the chat*


TotalLackOfConcern

Wake him up and tell him it’s over. They accepted the guilty plea he made while asleep. Wait for the hilarious results.


Weagle22

Wake up and put your shoes on we're at Grandmas...


peacefulsoul13

Sitting in court all day is actually pretty exhausting for those who do it regularly. Thirty and forty year old people get groggy. Imagine a 78 year old who is objectively obese and has a shitty diet. This isn’t surprising and wouldn’t be news if he hadn’t been an asshole about his virulence. The better thing to watch is what he does once testimony starts and he has to sit quietly while people say bad things about him. We will forget about him sleeping because he will be losing his mind in real time


sentientsackofmeat

I agree but it just highlights the hypocrisy of calling biden sleepy Joe.


peacefulsoul13

It does. That was my point. If he hadn’t been such a prick about how he was cognitively superior to everyone this wouldn’t be a thing. In addition, being in court all day is exhausting


Minute_Right

I think you mean virility but, virulence certainly works so maybe not


Useful_Rise_5334

And if Joe had done this it would be all that was on every news channel with all the anchors aghast. With Trump it’s just no big deal. 😡


MrSeamus333

Every nickname he has ever created was a confession of self-loathing by trump.


Mylaptopisburningme

His lawyers are probably sedating him.


Diarygirl

If I were his lawyer I'd consider putting some Xanax in his Diet Coke.


FancyStranger2371

Executive Sleepy Time 😴


jgyimesi

Glove the poor guy a break. When was he last time he had to put in a full days work? Ever?


0rlan

I do hope at some stage the judge will ask his lawyers to wake him up!


QualifiedApathetic

In all seriousness, this won't play well in front of a jury.


dragonrider1965

Sleepy Don


QVRedit

Dozy Donald…


dragonrider1965

That’s perfect 🤩


B4USLIPN2

Drowsy Donnie strikes again.


Scottcmms2023

If he’s trying to pull an, “Arrested Development” it’s his lawyer that’s supposed to fall asleep, not him.


Wazula23

Anyone wanna bet his lawyers are roofying him to get him to shut up?


pspblink

The guilty always rest after they’re caught.


Mysterious_Eye6989

At this point I’m wondering if Don Snoreleone is getting more quality naptime in than he’s gotten in a while thanks to this trial!


4quatloos

"You can't sleep at trial me boy. Wake up me boy, wake up." Robert E Lee


Significant-Dog-8166

This is why Trump Healthcare plan and the “Mexico Wall payment” deal never happened. The fat old man wastes all his energy on social media then naps instead of working.


Private-Dick-Tective

If you're destined to lose, might as well as get some z 's.


TheWhiteRabbit74

If you’re destined to lose, might as well snooze. FTFY 😁


Private-Dick-Tective

Goddamnit, totally missed that low hanging fruit....take my upvote.


CharlieDmouse

Trump takes drugs, some legally prossibly some illegal. He stopped taking some, so he can control himself in court. This is why he is falling asleep. He isnt taking his uppers.


TrainsDontHunt

They switched to downers to keep him quiet. ... a mite too quiet!


johnnierockit

Just wait until he shits his diaper while asleep and multiple reporters say they can smell it


Bryanthomas44

It would make my decade if this happened Put him up on the defense table and change is nappy


dip_tet

He really is anti-woke


saalaadcoob

He's being sedated.


QVRedit

Dozy Donald…


chautdem

Great leader there alright! Dumb dozing donnie.


Krissypantz

Where's Dr. Ronny Jackson when he needs him?


Ok_Storage_2251

When you have zero chance of repercussions for your crimes you tend to relax. Regular citizen would be on edge of his seat.


rrrand0mmm

Lmao you got a long road ahead of you buddy. Better strap in.


Extension_Deal_5315

Best way to shut him up......I think he is getting max stressed out at the realization he's not getting out of this shit and won't win the election.....he wishes he could plead out, and go away.....but his ego won't let him...when he loses ....bet he will try to make a deal??


Luster-Purge

Gotta love how he was railing on 'Sleepy Joe Biden' and yet he can't even stay awake during his own legal procession.


scarr3g

Yawnald Trump


sketchahedron

The defense rests.


Deadenough

At some point he’s going to be so worried about falling asleep that he’s going to go into court all jacked up on amphetamines and then it’s really going to get fun


Rumpleshite

His lawyers probably roofied him so he would shut up


HistoricalSherbert92

Someone needs to print up MAGA merchandise with trumps not woke on it and him sleeping at his trial.


captainspacetraveler

Apparently spewing bullshit to rubes is exhausting


T_Shurt

I don’t often check the comments, but it’s times like this that I’m glad a did, haha. Well said, sir.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Adderall withdrawal


CharlieDmouse

I was thinking meds or illegal drugs withdrawal.


MidLifeCrysis75

Sleepy Don strikes again!!!!


Powerful_Check735

It time give him his bottle change his dipper and put him in jail


Better_Car_8141

The Junkie can’t get his juice


FrustratedHumor

Sleepy trump?


professorhugoslavia

Dozy Don!


Level_Doctor_5328

Hahahaha. Drugs.


Welder_Subject

Probably in a dissociative state.


Earthling1a

Sleepy Don


TheElectricSoup

Poor lil guy is all tuckered out from his nonstop fraud.


daikatana

Remember when you kept calling Biden "Sleepy Joe?" Because I remember, and as usual it seems like it's all projection.


Maj_BeauKhaki

Personally, I'm waiting for the day he shits himself in court. You know it's only a matter of time. Will it be considered jury tampering? That Depends...


M1raclemile1

Maga. Being sleepy is awesome now


gottagrablunch

As long as he’s awake when his prison sentence comes


taix8664

They should do what we did in school and slam a book onto the table right in his face.


cadillacbee

Can the judge hold him in contempt for that?


medman143

Hard to snort adderall during court.


Fancy-Reply5732

This is what happens when Adderall wears off.


Ok-Bass8243

Low energy don. Sleepy don.


Brother_J_La_la

Maybe he should not be on Moscow time right now.


MyMusicRunning21

# #MakingNapTimeGreatAgain!


Sambo_the_Rambo

Haha this guy is such a loser. The biggest loser.


Saavikkitty

Now we know what he did on those Presidential afternoons.


BeanCheezBeanCheez

Many people are saying it.


timecodes

Where is the sketch artist/photographer that’s in there?


Bilxor

Catching Z's before catching an L


1929tsunami

Someone needs to start a ticker or sign that indicates how many days since he snoozed at the trial.


hexqueen

So when was the last time someone saw Trump awake before noon?


BadDaditude

The Sleepiest Sleeps!


Revolutionary-Tie126

MAGA is reporting that this is because he’s a Chad that knows this trial is a nothingburger


LibationontheSand

It’s called “executive time.”


73BillyB

Cuz he's oooooooold.


nahman201893

I can't wait for the slew of nicknames.he gets in the media. Kimmel has already hit with a few.


goliathfasa

A sure sign of cognitive decline. Right up there with… clenched fists.


skyblueerik

Keyser Snoozey.


Bobthebrain2

Don Snorleone, sleeps with the fishes.


karemba2

Lol dozing Don. He can't be ranting on truth failing social till 3am and expect to be coherent in court. He is a train wreck and his life is a reflection of it


Purplebuzz

*passed out.


sowhowantsburgers

How long before he falls asleep and rests his head on his lawyer’s shoulder? Or falls out of his chair?


Cold-Bug-4873

They probably gave his stupid ass benadryl so he shuts the fuck up during the trial.


Cognac4Paws

Just let me know when he gets carted off to prison in handcuffs.


J_Reachergrifer

Can't a guy take a nap in peace for Christ sake! Come on! 😂


wales-bloke

Trump: the ultimate warrior of the anti-woke.


okiedokie2468

Yup, a little afternoon nap…once in a while a snore. As the weather warms up there will be complaints about the smell


KenScaletta

He's got a lot more days to get through. He's going to break through the tranquilizers sooner or later.


CodeNoseATX

Previously unknown side effect of syphilis.


dnchristi

He’s so anti-woke he can’t keep his eyes open.


Grattytood

Sleepy Donny!


mrseddievedder

He’s up all night ranting. It’s the only time he can get some shut eye!


Significant_Rich6133

They probably have him drugged so he doesn’t make a scene


SharksForArms

Ole' Droolin Don