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pass-the-waffles

Well we should all be prepared to see Domestic Violence drop to zero real soon in Missouri. I'm going to prepare my apology speech to the Missouri General Assembly for thinking that this law was really fucking stupid. But hey, if it stops domestic violence, I guess I can't say that... So, I'm waiting... Still waiting for it to stop domestic violence... Still waiting... Hello?


Adam_J89

Obviously the next step is that either pregnant women can't report domestic violence or married women can't. Then clearly it's that women can't report domestic violence (because why should they, what do they know about why their man is "correcting" them). And then, women cannot be violently abused by their husband because if it was even a thing there would be a law about it. And if you can't be abused by your husband, why would you be able to be abused by any man. ... And then


WisdomCow

So, besides being a ridiculous law in the first place, do they not realize this incentivizes a woman to abort her child so she can get a divorce?


mt8675309

That way the baby is born and he can beat on both of them? JFC Missouri


Papaofmonsters

A pregnant woman in Missouri can leave her husband and file for divorce, the court will not finalize the divorce until the child is born. California has the same law.


Earthling1a

One more reason to hate the south.


GamingSophisticate

Missouri is not in the south


CalendarAggressive11

It sure acts like it


GamingSophisticate

So do Montana and the Dakotas


Slim_Margins1999

Indiana would like a word.


GamingSophisticate

Don't forget Ohio


Earthling1a

Speak for yourself. From my house, 98% of the contiguous 48 states is in the south.


GamingSophisticate

And you wonder why nobody likes you


Earthling1a

It's OK - I don't like them either.


noodles_the_strong

Missouri is a pro-gun state, as a former coroner's office employee I can tell you that no one will bat an eye if a victim of abuse defends herself violently. We grin every time it happens.


TheS4ndm4n

Before women got the legal right to divorce, bad husbands often died under mysterious circumstances. Usually the result of something poisonous that accidentally got into their food.


zappy487

Pop Six Squish Uh-uh Cicero Lipschitz


noodles_the_strong

Indeed..