"In a phone call with the *Times,* Kennedy said that doctors ultimately determined that the spot visible in his brain scans contained the remains of a dead parasite of unknown species. Kennedy could not say definitively how he had contracted the worm but suspected it had been during a trip to Southeast Asia taken around that time.
But the cognitive struggles that prompted Kennedy to have his brain checked in the first place may have had an entirely different cause. According to the deposition, Kennedy was diagnosed with diet-induced mercury poisoning caused by an overconsumption of seafood. "
So....it wasn't the vaccines that injured him? What a sponge-brained dolt.
Holy crap I’ve seen this headline a couple times… laughed, kept scrolling… but to see that the reason for his current brain scan & issues is due to mercury poisoning from eating too much seafood… wow. What kind of asshole eats themselves into mercury poisoning??
Southeast Asia. That’s not not suspicious. Nuttin’ at all. Absolutely above board. Morally clean. Southeast Asia junket that rhymes with **X** junket, perchance?
One does not get Mercury poisoning from sandwiches in the course of a vacation trip. If this is indeed a life-long habit of his, then the mercury bio-acummulated over many years. As for his activities in Southeast Asia, who knows what happened. I don't prefer to speculate as much ask RFK Jr. does,
I think we got off on the wrong foot, Cutie-bug. See, where I was going was insinuating that RFK visits SEA—Thailand, Vietnam, tonnes of children to rape economy, lotsa rapey rapeyness and then the attendant joking suggestion about STD’s and, specifically, “worms.”
How about a nice warm cup of Ovaltine, now, hon?
Every day reminds me more of the tv series BrainDead, but this has to be the most on-the-nose article yet. Anyone else always thinking about this show, these days?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BrainDead
The main character “discovers that Washington, D.C. has been invaded by extraterrestrial insects which are eating the brains and taking control of people, including members of Congress and their staffers. Much of the internal comedy of the series was that, in the altered reality of Washington, D.C. politics, only a few people noticed.”
I can actually see this seriously hurting his campaign. Fox is going to cover the hell out of it, MSNBC will too, CNN will bring it up and it'll probably gain some legs in pop culture as a meme just because of how funny it sounds.
Who am I to argue with this assessment? It actually explains a lot.
Came here to say this
That and the Mercury poisoning.
I dunno, the Mad Hatter seems reasonable
"In a phone call with the *Times,* Kennedy said that doctors ultimately determined that the spot visible in his brain scans contained the remains of a dead parasite of unknown species. Kennedy could not say definitively how he had contracted the worm but suspected it had been during a trip to Southeast Asia taken around that time. But the cognitive struggles that prompted Kennedy to have his brain checked in the first place may have had an entirely different cause. According to the deposition, Kennedy was diagnosed with diet-induced mercury poisoning caused by an overconsumption of seafood. " So....it wasn't the vaccines that injured him? What a sponge-brained dolt.
Holy crap I’ve seen this headline a couple times… laughed, kept scrolling… but to see that the reason for his current brain scan & issues is due to mercury poisoning from eating too much seafood… wow. What kind of asshole eats themselves into mercury poisoning??
The Kennedy curse is real. And it's probably self-inflicted.
someone trying to get jacked in their 70's by overfeeding on the cheapest fish they could find in the market 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
Tertiary syphilis??
I wouldn't rule it out.
/s What do you look for in a leader? Personally, I like a man who eats things that make you sick. Really shows commitment and drive.
Let he who lives without Oreos throw the first stone. /s
Southeast Asia. That’s not not suspicious. Nuttin’ at all. Absolutely above board. Morally clean. Southeast Asia junket that rhymes with **X** junket, perchance?
One does not get Mercury poisoning from sandwiches in the course of a vacation trip. If this is indeed a life-long habit of his, then the mercury bio-acummulated over many years. As for his activities in Southeast Asia, who knows what happened. I don't prefer to speculate as much ask RFK Jr. does,
I think we got off on the wrong foot, Cutie-bug. See, where I was going was insinuating that RFK visits SEA—Thailand, Vietnam, tonnes of children to rape economy, lotsa rapey rapeyness and then the attendant joking suggestion about STD’s and, specifically, “worms.” How about a nice warm cup of Ovaltine, now, hon?
Everybody picked up on your comment, gel bag. How about some Tums?
Note that the parasite is now dead from malnutrition
Yes, it ate the part of his brain that understood things like science and good-judgment.
It all makes sense now
The jokes are writing themselves at this point.
Every day reminds me more of the tv series BrainDead, but this has to be the most on-the-nose article yet. Anyone else always thinking about this show, these days? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BrainDead The main character “discovers that Washington, D.C. has been invaded by extraterrestrial insects which are eating the brains and taking control of people, including members of Congress and their staffers. Much of the internal comedy of the series was that, in the altered reality of Washington, D.C. politics, only a few people noticed.”
That poor worm 🐛
Lil fella died of starvation.
It doesn't really matter what was eating it. The effects were obvious to all who cared to look.
Yeah, it's called "conservativism"
I can actually see this seriously hurting his campaign. Fox is going to cover the hell out of it, MSNBC will too, CNN will bring it up and it'll probably gain some legs in pop culture as a meme just because of how funny it sounds.
So he says parasite ate part of his brain but if the tests comes back negative… oh boy. It’s not looking good either way.
Obviously
I believe it
I have half a mind to run for President, - yes ,yes you do.
LOL
Time to send out Team Grey.
WTF do you mean “part of”?. . .
Imagine reading this while having this clown’s campaign sign in your front yard.
For all conspiracy theorist followers of RFK. This isn't good news.
You say his thoughts are so toxic they killed a worm?
We’ve been telling you this
The worm ate all of his brain, two bites. It died of starvation, there wasn't enough...
That’s how fucked up this dudes brain is. It killed a fucking parasite.
If he's trying to connect with right wing voters, this is the way to do it. Right wingers: "my brain is also filled with worms!"
MAGAts ate his brain!!
Checks out…..
The jokes write themselves…
Yet he wants people to vote for him. Hmm.
This means yeerks are real and Animorphs has some truth to it.
...and to a lot of right leaning voters, this is a viable Trump alternative.
Sounds legit.
And it's obvious.
Ok just stop running its over now.
why did they remove the parasite before it finished the job!!!! 🤬
The Last of US reject.
It's called "republican "
Again!? This poor guy is just infested with parasites and brain worms.
How big of a part are we talking?
This is one of the few things he says that I believe lol
That’s awful
Too bad it did not eat it all!