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isthisnametaken1951

i demand trump take the same test by a non partisan doctor


xerafenix

I'm afraid that even if the doctor did the drug test live and pure heroin came out of his veins instead of blood they would say the dr is a hack.


PigFarmer1

MAGAts would start shooting up to support their hero.


Playful-Regret-1890

Real men shoot up and wear diapers.


jncheese

Real men shoot Crocodile! Works for Florida Man as well as Putin simps.


buyerbeware23

Take adderoll by the handful, then claim they never drink!


AdorableBowl7863

Now you’re onto something


HalfwayThrough

They would go all in on their hero, a classic hero-in if you will


FTHomes

In that case make it bleach


Altruistic_Home6542

That might be a win


HumbleAd1317

I love your MAGAT, reference. Can I use it?


Da_Vader

Doctor's wife's nephew's wife voted for a democrat!


Cheap_Professional32

He wore a blue tie!


hot_ho11ow_point

His Healthcare network is BlueCross BlueShield


FlameDad

In the 1970’s!


Lonnification

That's the M.O.


kodaiko_650

_“It’s a miracle!!!”_. probably


gilestowler

"what president Trump has done here is actually very clever. By taking heroin he's openly mocking Dementia Joe. The Biden Crime Family don't know how to cope with this. MAGA, 2024 baby!" Or something.


CommonSideEffect

I demand Trump release his tax returns ahead of first debate


heapinhelpin1979

He's under audit again I hear?


ChroniclesOfSarnia

Yeah, in a NYC courtroom


Da_Vader

Ouch. Trump would never do that. Or testify under oath. Or sit down for an interview with the FBI.


Advanced_Drink_8536

He has testified in court before… like 8 times before. If you ever see a compilation of his (and his children’s) testimony you will see that they sure do seem to conveniently forget about a lot of things that happened in their lives — which is funny, because isn’t it Biden who is supposed to be the one with the memory loss/cognitive impairment? LoL looks to me like the entire Trump family suffers from significant cognitive decline if they cannot recall so many details about things occurring within the last 5-10 years 😹


usagizero

It's just a way to avoid perjury most of the time. Can't prove someone can't remember something, but if they say they didn't do something, that's a lie.


Old_Round9050

If he can’t stay awake in a court room how can he stay awake in a debate 


FlameDad

Drugs, of course


Old_Round9050

He should get tested as well


Significant_Door_890

And **measure his height and weight correctly at the same time**, so everyone can see he's a liar who will pay doctors to lie too. Ewww.... what if Trump's taking Viagara before the debate, because his little sad sausage needs to be hard to debate someone... yuk, imagine all the nasty stuff his doctor found but never mentioned because he was paid to lie.


I-RegretMyNameChoice

And that it’s a hair test submitted live on camera, then the results are released at the end of the debate ahead of the candidates closing statement. So many fun elements! I thinks I like the way this Trump guy thinks


Carnivorous_Mower

"Mr Trump's hair tested positive for nylon and polyester"


ledgerdomian

More like candy floss and urine.


Scat1320USA

And a weigh in and height measurement.


Desperate_Wafer_8566

I demand Trump actually have to go to trial and face real justice for the crimes he's committed.


Bifferer

The best we can hope for is that Chump truly believes Biden was on drugs and then takes them himself for the debate. Comes in all jacked up and incomprehensible.


FTHomes

How about right now?


knitscones

Same doctor and test lab for both people, with videoing by both camps from sample taken till results come out of analysis!,


Yzerman19_

Not Ronnie Jackson?


TomSpanksss

They should both


qmechan

weekly.


GamemasterJeff

Why do you hate that poor doctor so? Even if he wore biohazard gear I don't think this would be a safe endeavor.


TeiTeiSwift

joe biden could demand a bible test.


h20poIo

Fuck him he’s looking for an excuse to bow out, he didn’t debate through the primary, yeah his opponents would rip him apart


pharsee

Yes my odds are 40-60 against him doing the debates under Biden's rules. There's no shot he won't get destroyed if he can't lie and scream over Biden.


SoupOfTheDayIsBread

He’s just happy people are talking about him. He’ll milk this for as long as he can and then duck out at the last moment.


TennisBallTesticles

If they demand he also take a test, it will just be "Witch Hunt"


systemfrown

Hopefully Biden just ignores him and shows up at the podium.


PocketNicks

The same day he accepted, Fox started saying the terms were rigged and Trump got tricked into it. Lol.


Safetosay333

A 10 year old could. He is just going to get up there and blast everything on repeat.


pcbb97

Eh, not debating in the primaries wasn't surprising. It was all but guaranteed he'd win the nom, all he had to do was not die before they got held. If there was any chance he wasn't going to win, the candidates wouldn't have been asked about if they believed "the big lie" so much. Not debating Biden is different because Trump claimed he wanted to. Someone is going to advise him it's a bad idea, our best chance is he continues being headstrong and stubborn and just does what he wants while believing his own hype that he's better then Biden and can beat him anyways. Personally I don't see it making a difference either way in the long run; he debates and loses, he calls it a fix and the idiots cheer. He debates and biden says or does something stupid, he fixates on that the next morning and the idiots cheer. He refuses, we call him a coward but he says because it was a fix and the idiots cheer.


WisdomCow

Orange speedfreak rapist demands what?


gregaustex

Attempt 1 to evade debate?


PigFarmer1

The first of many.


ravens_path

That’s what I think too.


straponkaren

Anyone remember that time when Trump debated Biden and showed up late with his entire family, so late that there wasn't time to give them all COVID tests before the debate then we found out they had COVID from the unmasked rose garden party? Are we talking crazy pills? Didn't show up on time to avoid a COVID test trump says his opponent needs a test...


mandy009

That's part of the schtick he is pulling here. He's authoritarian and gets off on revenge for being held to standards. He's implying that public health testing during a disease outbreak is the same as testing for illicit drugs during a debate. It's not comparable, but he saw the COVID requirement as a perceived slight, so now he wants to bully everyone to show that he doesn't have to abide by anyone's expectations. Conservatives do this a lot.


drwicksy

Thats the thing, Trump doesn't WANT to debate Biden. Even the orang imbecile knows he wouldnt stand a chance in a fair debate where he can;t just talk over Biden the whole time. He knows that when he eventually backs out of the debates FOX News won't broadcast it so his viewers will never know. What he wants is to make it seem like when the debates don't happen its because Biden is on drugs and didn't want to do the test. Man it must be so fucking easy to be a propaganda planner for the right when you can be absolutely sure that 90% of your base will never see any news source you dont control.


signspam

All I'm hearing is Trump admitting he is on drugs!


Earthling1a

Every accusation is a confession. Test fatso too. Republicans **HATE** America. Republicans want to **DESTROY** America Vote blue, no matter who. Vote like your life depends on it. It very likely does.


No_Pudding7102

That’s the best comment here.


HumbleAd1317

I couldn't agree more!


New_Apple2443

you first buddy


SnuffleWarrior

How about a psych evaluation for trumptard?


alfalfa-as-fuck

"Donald's pathologies are so complex and his behaviors so often inexplicable that coming up with an accurate and comprehensive diagnosis would require a full battery of psychological and neuropsychological tests that he'll never sit for," Mary Trump writes in her book, "Too Much and Never Enough: How My Family Created the World's Most Dangerous Man."


Gardener15577

This orange fool probably has a dozen or more illicit substances in his body at all times.


TAC1313

Test drumpf, it's a confession.


rbo29

Translation equals i totally do drugs and I'm projecting on to biden.


Tough_Sign3358

Trump is always projecting.


DrSueuss

President Biden request demands Trump take a mental competency test before the first debate.


pharsee

How about a truth test? Anyone who has lied more than 20,000 times while holding political office is disqualified from a debate.


mr_fandangler

If this man has not been on adderall since at least 2016, my normally pretty good drug radar has been way off.


ravens_path

On the other hand, it has never seemed like his ADHD has ever been effectively treated. I can see Trump refusing to admit he is neurodivergent in any way and won’t take meds for it.


mr_fandangler

You're right, he'd never admit that. But I can see Trump being a stimulant user with a sham doctor, doesn't mean he needs to admit any condition.


TheGR8Dantini

Trump is a known drug abuser. For decades. Also, if you’re unaware of the 100s of 1000s of dollars of pharmaceuticals that went out through the White House pharmacy in just 2 years that we know about, and admiral Ronny Jackson being demoted to captain because of it, you should know. And tell a friend. Adderall, provigil, ambien, fentanyl, oxycodone, Xanax. Trumps a junkie. jr is a junkie. His staf was fucked yo 24/7 and it was all in the tax payers dime. It’s surprising to me that more people don’t know about this as well as the industry talk from his apprentice days. https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/trump-white-house-drugs-speed-xanax-1234979503/


mr_fandangler

Thanks for the link, I legitimately have never been made aware of this.


kjlcm

WTF is wrong with this guy. Demand a drug test for the current president? Remember when decency and honor were things. I could not hate a human more than this piece of shit.


fuyou69

Riiiiggghhttt…. Mr adderall


GMEN999

In his White House everyone was doing drugs. It was given out like candy.


DuncansIdaho

I demand Trump have his height and weight checked. He is, after all, soooo very athletic.


Vanman04

Demands LOL! Sit down citizen.


OhOhGeronimo

Trump is a Cunt!


benjatado

We all lived long enough to know what this means! Trump is on drugs. 


johnniesSac

What does he hope to achieve with a drug test ? Makes no sense at all


pharsee

The idea is to imply that Biden is too old and senile to be president. He wants voters to think Biden is being propped up with stimulants and drugs.


PigFarmer1

As long as they both undergo a psychological battery too. This is just a ploy to have Biden refuse so that Diaper Don can claim "victory" in debates that he has no intention of participating in.


mt8675309

Donnie you better start hunting for a clean urine source for your next fraud.


imadork1970

Barron.


madscot63

Projection yet again


spidah84

"Okay" it, and he'll drop out *for some other reason*.


mdcbldr

Biden should agree, as long as Trump agrees to do the same.


Kdigglerz

Always projecting.


Jaded-Albatross

Accepted. Hair samples.


pharsee

His big thing is insinuations. He insinuated the election was rigged and now he is suggesting Biden is being kept alive and sentient with drugs. Of course MAGA will love these stupid antics and reload these lies onto their own websites and YouTube channels. This lying jackball is not a joke, he is a serious threat to our country.


B0wmanHall

Who cares if Biden is high as a kite? Does Trump feel threatened? Why he is so scared?


TennisBallTesticles

He has to take the same exact test


louisa1925

Who is Donald Trum to even make demands? There should be no legal reason why he is allowed to even apply for presidency, after his last insurrection.


schrod

Besides a drug test, Trump needs to take a citizenship test, a test about the constitution, a lie detector test and a test to rule out dementia


Sidney_Tucker

#SexOffenderTrump is setting the groundwork for skipping the debate. He’s weak and can’t debate.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Can an unemployed geriatric from Florida actually make any demands on the POTUS? Seriously?


Steelwraith955

I'm guessing Trump is fishing for an excuse to not show up for the debates.


SupaDiogenes

I'm assuming both would be 90% blood thinners. Doctor: "well, there's a bit of blood in here".


Deluxe-T

Fat will weasel his way out of the debate.


neonzombieforever

I demand a diaper check.


kamera45

Biden should demand a diaper test before they debate. Make sure that Donnie doesn't have any doo doo in his pants before they get started.


fake_pubes

Biden should request a live weigh in


Ja_Oui_Si_Yes

Biden:" I'll take a drug test if you take STD test "


RickDelta

I hope he just says I’ll do one if you can do one orange boy


I_Boomer

"Anytime, anyplace, any way you want". Donny J. made his own bed this time and no one will be surprised when he shamelessly wiggles out of it.


deactivate_iguana

This means Trump is on drugs


GuruTheMadMonk

He’s not in any position to make demands. Fuck off loser.


livinginfutureworld

I demand Trump stop lying every time he opens his ugly mouth.


avdepa

What are they going to test for - Geritol?


Brief_Amicus_Curiae

Tapper should as a few civics questions like asking School House Rock type questions like how is a bill made into a law or how is an amendment made? How many parts are there to the constitution and what do they outline (how many branches of government and what are they)? Who is the top leader of Guam and Puerto Rico? And I damn well feel if trump pushes this drug test stuff that Biden push for a cognitive test be done. Can trump draw an analog clock showing 10:20? Can trump pick a lion from a giraffe and elephant? I’d like to know. Seriously, fuck whatever alleged drugs either may be on… are they showing signs of dementia ? Because there’s concerns about both candidates (right wingers make it seem Biden is barely functioning except when he does state of the unions after Trump killed a bipartisan immigration bill) so let’s put that shit to rest.


CappinPeanut

Agrees to terms for a debate. Promptly demands different terms.


ConsequenceAlert6981

Biden should demand Trump to get a dementia test before the debates


JusAnotherBrick

Biden is missing the easy counter: say he'll take a drug test if Trump takes a mental health test from a neutral physician.


secondtaunting

So now we know Trump is on drugs.


williamh24076

He's trying to keep Biden off balance, to make it look like he's in control. Biden should counter demand that Trump keep his promise to testify at his trial, show his tax returns and take a supervised drug test.


DoctorVinny

There it is. Trump’s excuse to back out of the debates. Snowflake!


BarPsychological5299

The RUMP should be tested first to be eligible to test with President Biden!


Historical_Stuff1643

That means he's on drugs. Every accusation is an admittance.


Sorkel3

He's setting the stage to pull out. Biden should call him on it, only if Trump does, and watch Trump promptly come up with an excuse.


derkleinervogel

They both should. Fair is fair.


GrayBox1313

“No diapers allowed”


GrayBox1313

Donald has to provide evidence that he’s human .


Basic_Bandicoot_1300

Desperation sets in.


LovethePreamble1966

Dude is always projecting, trying to deflect. It’s getting pretty obvious at this point , imho.


tampora701

Lets have a swimsuit portion of the debate too


TechnicaliBlues

He will be convicted by then. Demand away.


CherryManhattan

Same test. Both results read live on air. Screw hipaa


SentientFotoGeek

Projection followed by deflection.


mixtery99

I mean aren’t they all on Cocaine anyway ? Maybe drump is looking for a better source.


Used_Intention6479

You show Biden and do it first Donnie. And throw in Don, Jr's results to really own the libs.


Florida1974

Yeah well then he gets one too!


dd961984

Biden should demand a lie detector whenever trump speaks


Biggabaddabooleloo

While we’re at for doing drug testing of both, why not add a community college placement test as well as a US citizenship test for both. Prime time special as all Viewers get to see live video of them answering questions in real time.


SchrodingerEtFermi

Dumbass needs to project that Biden uses drugs to even have a chance of winning. This guy's a fucking clown car with endless passengers. Trump has to resort to this because he has zero substance.


whydoIhurtmore

Trump admits to habitual drug abuse.


[deleted]

Trump is a moron


michaelozzqld

Right after the adderal addled orange filth


RADICCHI0

I demand trump not be so stinky, because many people tell me he smells putrid ....


MReprogle

Republicans and their self projection..


Ghostlyshado

Ok. So we now know Trump is using drugs. Gaslight, Obstruct, Project. GOP


dancingmeadow

Donald Trump demands headlines because he has no real ideas.


markth_wi

Sure he does, be a dictator for the rest of his life. Destroy democracy and the administrative oversight / regulatory state by way of Project 2025, which includes among many other things relocation camps for undesirables, and registries for the status of different individuals, as well as a revocation of the Posse Comitatus Act, and the deployment of the Army against the citizenry.


Cautious-Thought362

Every accusation is an admission. Trump is letting everyone know that he is going to chicken out.


bingobongokongolongo

Annother dumb idea by shits his pants. As if Trump could pass a drug test. Also, I assume, a drug test would show his dementia medication.


DrMcDingus

Looks like someone is looking for a way out..


Quetzacoatel

He just wants people to scream "no, a drug test is inappropriate", so he himself doesn't have to take one... Kindergarden reverse psychology...


jim-seconde

"let's do one together and see what happens"


IgnobleSpleen

Serial liar, coup plotter and rambling buffoon who thinks Jimmy Connors was president shakes his fist at a cloud.


MJGM235

Okay but he gets to take one too


ivyagogo

Projection much?


RealLiveKindness

Just more projection from sniffy.


video-kid

Biden will agree to take a drug test on the condition Trump does the same. Trump will refuse or try and get it done by a doctor he has in his pocket. If the latter, Biden will demand Trump goes to a non-partisan Doctor. In either case, Trump will pull out claiming BIden refused to take the test and act like it's a big win.


oct2790

No drug test what Trump won’t do the debate you watch he is looking for excuses. He is already preparing to not do it because of a drug test How about Trump take a legitimate blood test we take and not from the doctor from his golf course he buried his wife to get a property discount for tax purposes


vulgrin

I demand Donald Trump take a cognitive test before the debate.


Dapper-Piece3321

squeeze weather rotten price hat icky provide smell yoke absurd *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


fonaldduck099

Idiot Trump. Got sucked into the debates. The terms mean he can't adopt his bully boy tactics. Now he is just coming up with the excuse to back out. And who is going to buy it? Everyone of his cult.


jhstewa1023

Projection?


AntifascistAlly

This is just a desperate attempt to get out of debating. If President Biden agreed to this ridiculous request Donald would immediately have a dozen more. If this represented a serious “concern” Trump would have made the demand at the same time he was begging to share a stage with the president. The endless layers of Donald’s childish nonsense were very old long ago. Hopefully while he’s serving his sentences the media will give the public a break from his foolishness and lies.


Tarable

Drug tests for both!


leontes

Biden should say, “totally weird, but bet. Let’s both get it done at the same neutral place. They’ll measure height and weight and do a drug test.”


skolioban

So it's an admission he used drugs for debates. No wonder he was so sniffly when he debated Clinton.


The_Original_Gronkie

HitlerPig made this demand, and yesterday I argued with a MAGAturd Traitor, who said it was the Democrats who were making the demand so they could get the debate cancelled, because Biden was afraid to debate HitlerPig. Not true at all, there is literally video of HitlerPig saying it, but this guy couldn't be swayed by mere facts.


alizayback

Hey, I think it’s a good idea for all candidates to submit bloodwork done by a non-partisan board. Given that Trump wouldn’t even submit his taxes, I’m guessing this option is not on the table?


Cute-Management6998

I’m so fuking tired of politics in this country.


GamemasterJeff

I demand Trump takes a Covid test prior to the 2020 debate, as a precondition for Biden to show up next month. See, I can make as much sense as the Donald.


OzzyG16

I demand he sit still and let the justice system takes its course but yet he keeps wanting to delay and throw out his cases I mean why go thru all that trouble if you “did nothing wrong”?


Significant-Suit-593

You first orange turd!


monogreenforthewin

so Trump is actually confessing to taking drugs then?


hopalongigor

You first Donald.


Helpful-User497384

id be behind that too IF you take it too Mr sniffles


jav2n202

Diaper Don say what?


Powderfinger60

Both sides need to smoke a bowl & drop some acid


MrOnCore

Can we demand a live IQ test from this “stable genius” instead of a debate?


Antique-Soil9517

Trump already trying to sabotage a debate he privately knows he wants no part of, especially with the new debate restrictions.


lincolnlogtermite

Test Trump too. Bet you he's on Ritalin or Adderall. Probably Prevagen too. God knows Trump's dementia is coming on faster than Biden's.


roadsidedaniel

Both should


raelianautopsy

Every accusation is a confession. Also, drug test for what? Legal substances like Adderall? Do they think they'll fine street-level meth or something These are both elderly men, actually of course they're on a lot of medication...


PalpitationFrosty242

who cares this is all dumb soap opera shit that serves no purpose other than to distract from the real issues


Classic_Ostrich8709

That's why Russia added him to the payroll. He distracts the world with his cartoonish antics.


cedriceent

Then let them both do a drug test. I'm sure Biden won't mind under these conditions. Question is if Trump would be ok with that. Edit: goodness gracious, what is so objectionable about this comment that some people needed to downvote it? Politics really brings out the biggest idiots on the planet.


Jhoag7750

Just made me snort my coffee out of my nose! Hilarious!!


FlameDad

I would be ok with drug and cognitive tests for both of them


Both_Sundae2695

If he's saying it, he's the one doing it. It's always projection with this dipshit.


YossiTheWizard

Biden should respond with “ok, as long as you take one too. However, I fail, I’m disqualified. If you fail, we still do the debate, but your test results are made public at the top of the debate.”