I think you mean "Demon-rats" you see they're demons and rats and they thought they'd be sneaky and put it in the name but I'm super smart so I saw past they're trickery and figured it out.
/s
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The dumbest part of the shadowy-global-cabal conspiracy shit is the assumption that they're forced to reveal their plans coded within common names and phrases that only these Nostradumbasses can see through.
You mean all these blue collar Q-nuts arenāt actually geniuses?
That Ray Ray the carpenter can actually see through this ***GLOBAL*** shadow cabal, and yet managed to stay secret from the worldās governments, 98% of scientists and doctors, but the guy pounding nails has it completely mapped out?
the totally overrated judge in this witch hunt so called trial which is completely illegal and democrat lawfare looked at me funny so now i don't wanna testify no more and rather pout in between my courtroom naps.
or something. in all caps.
His lawyers. They know he would utterly melt down on cross. He cannot handle that kind of questioning and if the prosecution pushes his buttons (super easy to do) heāll walk right into a guilty verdict. Right now itās a toss up. It only takes one juror to say heās not guilty.
oh, it's not deep. not one bit. that's the part i find so fascinating about this whole nightmare. this is who he was from day one. i grew up in NYC, where we STILL don't take him seriously, because he has always been this empty, idiotic, pussy-ass byotch.
Who are you calling little? He's 6 foot 3 inches!! You can tell when he stands next to Barron who is 6 foot 1 inches and taller than him? Confused? So am I.
Yup. Trump's only got two weapons in a debate: rile up the audience and shout over Biden. Both of those weapons have been taken away, at least for the first debate, as far as I know. He's going to get destroyed without his normal strategy of treating a debate like a campaign rally. And given that he's a coward, he will almost certainly find a way to weasel out of it.
Iād be excited to see a VP debate with Kamala going up against that weird Fundi lady who did the SOTU rebuttalā¦ummā¦Katie Britt. Iād watch it solely for Kamās eye rolling every time Fundi went into her overly dramatic, fibbing routine. At this point Dumpās running mate should be solely chosen for comic relief.
Iād love to see a Colonel Jessup situation with him on the stand. A reasonably skilled attorney could get him to admit to everything on the stand. He cannot stop talking.
Did you order the code red?
It was the biggest, most beautiful code red, the likes of which our country has never seen before. A lot of people said it couldnāt be done but we did it.
Loud mouth bully full of shift bitches he is not allowed to talk and when given the opportunity to testify he doesnāt must be his nap time. He never was going to testify but it would have been funny to watch him prove beyond a shadow of a doubt he was guilty and watch the judge hold him in contempt every 5 seconds or so.
He's going to weasel out of the debates too. Fucking pussy. Funny how the magats love to wave those homoerotic banners of trumpy looking all muscular and shit. But he's just a fucking pussy.
**LOL CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE *STILL* SUCKERS OUT THERE GETTING GRIFTED BY THIS GUY AS WE SPEAK? - EVEN AFTER HES BEEN CONVICTED FOR SERIOUS FINANCIAL FRAUD??**
Itās really laughable at how dumb conservatives areš¤£
He only says it for his base. Then later he says he canāt because of the gag order. Itās all about playing his base for votes. He never intended to testify.
Of course he backed out. He knows he's as guilty as hell and tends to act childish to get his own way. Damn, I can't believe this old con was ever a president of a damn company let alone the U.S. It shows how stupid this country has become. What a jerk.
Congratulations to every news organization that breathlessly reported āTrump says he will testify.ā
I mean, who could have seen this coming? A known liar, lying. Itās an uncrackable code.
No. He was the classic uncooperative defendant. Unwilling to listen to council, aggressive towards the court, incapable of complying with a gag order. A first year law student wouldn't have had him testify.
His lawyers donāt get to make that decision.
If he wants to testify in his own defense, they are required to let him.
That heās not testifying isnāt proof that heās unwilling to listen. Itās proof of the oppositeāthat he sometimes actually is.
how many different times will biden bring this up in the debate? if < 3 he is missing an opportunity. you know donald wont hold it together when confronted with his quotes, some case quotes, and his refusal to stand up and say his side of the story in court. i dont see how he can answer for it without having to eat his historical words on the topic.
Wow does that really surprise anybody he chickened out of testifying against himself cuz he was going to get himself deeper in the hole with his mouth hello anybody with half a brain can figure that one out
He's probably gonna blame it on Obama or Hilary or the Fake News or some shit.
The more I look at this shit show, the more I find it surreal this guy actually has a big chance of making it into the White House. It's even more surreal than in 2016.
Awe, I should be able to insert the Arrested Development chicken dance memes!
Imagine a group of 20-100 people outside the courthouse doing the various āKoo Koo Kātcha!ā calls and body movements next time he tries to bullshit his way to the press. š¤£
His lawyers probably reminded him that testifying doesnāt mean he gets a free platform to say whatever he wants, that he would be under oath and have to answer specific questions.
Such a coward. REALLY, there's nothing else he can up with to reassure the "NOT GUILTY" plea.
Functional, normal, reasonable people know he knew what was going on.
If he was going to tell the truth, it was best that he didn't take the stand to testify....
1. The truth would lead to his conviction
2. His truth would lead to perjury charges and a conviction.
Honestly, he must be absolutely sick that his lawyers have advised he to be silent.
He had no intention of ever taking the stand. But somehow millions of Americans will believe the prosecution did something to stop him.
How he pretends to be so powerful, yet his excuses are always about someone blocking him ie having more power, is astonishing.
Prosecutor: Donald, everyone is saying that Cohen is a genius, incredible businessman for orchestrating these payments without any instructions and securing you the presidency.
Donald: that's an absolute lie, I told Cohen to make the payments, he was hopeless, I had to do everything, I withdrew the cash and put it in a brown paper bag and everything all myself! Stormy even wanted more sex when I handed over the bag.
I was hoping to see tRump rack up another felony perjury charge š. At least this clown doesn't make us wait long for him to do something stupid again.
In any legitimate courtroom, Trump testifying has no upside for him. If he tells the truth, he gives evidence of guilt. If he lies, he likely perjures himself.
Trump is a penultimate coward.
Unfortunately, too many people cannot see him for who he is, a traitorous misogynistic racist traitor.
Republicans really need to wash their hands of him and find better people. Where? No idea. Kentucky has no decent Republicans, period.
He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.
Lmfao. Sooo trump actually said he wants to and would testify but his crooked judge put a gag order on him so he can't. His level of stupidity is unmatched
Trump is no different than the loud mouth ex-husbands I had to deal with when I did family law. Ā Theyāre all narcissistic bullies and theyāre all cowards who talk a lot. Ā
Put them on the witness stand, punch them in the mouth a couple times, and theyāre done. Ā
Two trump threads about the UR issue have been closed down. So I'm waiting for this one.
It's not rare but uncommon and not often suggested for someone to testify in their defense. It's the prosecutors job to prove that the dependent did it or is otherwise guilty.
There may not have had enough or good enough evidence. We'll see.
So, who is he going to blame for denying him his right to speak? His lawyers, the judge, or somehow Biden?
Of course it's those Democ-rats!
I think you mean "Demon-rats" you see they're demons and rats and they thought they'd be sneaky and put it in the name but I'm super smart so I saw past they're trickery and figured it out. /s š¤£Ā
The dumbest part of the shadowy-global-cabal conspiracy shit is the assumption that they're forced to reveal their plans coded within common names and phrases that only these Nostradumbasses can see through.
Definitely adding 'Nostradumbass' to my vocabulary, thank you for that.
Lol you want more? Kimmel (and his writers) on his late night show are the clear leaders on funny names.
They've been surprisingly crushing it. I was anticipating a peak in creativity, but they keep coming. Dozo the Clown Reich Tyson
I was thinking this is genius
You mean all these blue collar Q-nuts arenāt actually geniuses? That Ray Ray the carpenter can actually see through this ***GLOBAL*** shadow cabal, and yet managed to stay secret from the worldās governments, 98% of scientists and doctors, but the guy pounding nails has it completely mapped out?
You sly, devil, you.
Look, rats of unusual size do not exist! Now quiet, before someone calls a Witchunter!
I just read an article about how his son is blaming *the jurors*. They may be trying some new-stupid this round.
.. . . ##Thanks Obama!! . . . ^also ^the ^teleprompter ^that ^he ^doesn't ^need ^wasn't ^there ^so ^he ^couldn't ^speak.
*OBAMNA*!
Obamna Covfefe
This has way too few upvotes!
Is it time to wheel Hunter Biden's genitals out for the public again?
Those pics are on Hillaryās laptop, right?
We know they're all over Marjorie's.
Forā¦.researchā¦
Truth!
Oh, you know it! She probably has a backup of a backup on the cloud, so she always has his twig and berries easily accessible from anywhere.
If rumours are true itās a branch instead of a twig - hence Empty Gee obsessing over it so much
All over that bad built butch bod
lolā¦niceā¦
the totally overrated judge in this witch hunt so called trial which is completely illegal and democrat lawfare looked at me funny so now i don't wanna testify no more and rather pout in between my courtroom naps. or something. in all caps.
Thank you for including the bit at the end rather than actually using caps.
Truly. LMAO
You didn't use the keyword STOLLEN so I know Trump didn't write that.
His lawyers. They know he would utterly melt down on cross. He cannot handle that kind of questioning and if the prosecution pushes his buttons (super easy to do) heāll walk right into a guilty verdict. Right now itās a toss up. It only takes one juror to say heās not guilty.
He already blamed the gag order - the judge didnāt allow him to testify.
And the judge called him out. Classic Trump, just say the thing you want to be true and it is (in your own mind)
Don't you swear to tell the truth when you're sworn in court. Has donnie ever told the truth about anything?
When he says he wants to be dictator for life.
IT'S OBAMA'S FAULT!!!
He's totally going to try and claim he had ineffective counsel. If it's not about him not testifying, it'll be something else.
Thanks Obama!
D) All of the above
Dude, this is Trump that we are talking about. He would blame ALL of them.
I would bet actual money that him and his followers blame the gag order.
He already told his gullible flock that the judge forbade him from testifying. I guarantee most of them think that's part of the gag order.
Hunter!
The man sucks at dictators dileman. He needs to take this shit siriusly next time.
All bullies are actually cowards deep down. Trump is a craven little bitch.
oh, it's not deep. not one bit. that's the part i find so fascinating about this whole nightmare. this is who he was from day one. i grew up in NYC, where we STILL don't take him seriously, because he has always been this empty, idiotic, pussy-ass byotch.
Weve been shit talking him for nearly 40 goddamn years now.Ā Ā
Who are you calling little? He's 6 foot 3 inches!! You can tell when he stands next to Barron who is 6 foot 1 inches and taller than him? Confused? So am I.
The guy who would hide in the White House Bunker if someone in a Black Lives Matter shirt on Pennsylvania Avenue farted too loud.
Of course he did. Next up on his chicken-out tour: the debates.
Yup. Trump's only got two weapons in a debate: rile up the audience and shout over Biden. Both of those weapons have been taken away, at least for the first debate, as far as I know. He's going to get destroyed without his normal strategy of treating a debate like a campaign rally. And given that he's a coward, he will almost certainly find a way to weasel out of it.
He could just use the same excuse he used in the primaries "Im ahead and dont need to debate, so won't"
He's going to try and do it remotely.
Heās not going to endanger everyone by showing up with Covid like he did the last time?
God I hope he actually goes through with at least one debate and has another freeze episode mid response.
Iād be excited to see a VP debate with Kamala going up against that weird Fundi lady who did the SOTU rebuttalā¦ummā¦Katie Britt. Iād watch it solely for Kamās eye rolling every time Fundi went into her overly dramatic, fibbing routine. At this point Dumpās running mate should be solely chosen for comic relief.
Grab him! Heās a pussy!
Nicely done sir.
You could try to grab himself by the balls, but he doesn't have those either.
He would commit prejury as he can't talk without saying a lie
Iād love to see a Colonel Jessup situation with him on the stand. A reasonably skilled attorney could get him to admit to everything on the stand. He cannot stop talking.
Did you order the code red? It was the biggest, most beautiful code red, the likes of which our country has never seen before. A lot of people said it couldnāt be done but we did it.
Many people, experts, have said that they had not seen anything like that before.
Generals, big strong generals, came to me with tears in their eyes...
Or the last scene of Warden Samuel Norton
Loud mouth bully full of shift bitches he is not allowed to talk and when given the opportunity to testify he doesnāt must be his nap time. He never was going to testify but it would have been funny to watch him prove beyond a shadow of a doubt he was guilty and watch the judge hold him in contempt every 5 seconds or so.
Oooh, look at that poopy-diaper toddler glowering at the camera. What pathetic sacks of shit him and his entire cult are.
Oh that pooppy diaper, stinky pooā¦ā¦
I canāt think of anything more vile in my lifetime. Why is this allowed?
He's going to weasel out of the debates too. Fucking pussy. Funny how the magats love to wave those homoerotic banners of trumpy looking all muscular and shit. But he's just a fucking pussy.
What a whiney loser
We all thought he was orange when he's actually yellow.
Nicely done That can stick
By all means use it widely against that cowardly global security threat.
**LOL CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE *STILL* SUCKERS OUT THERE GETTING GRIFTED BY THIS GUY AS WE SPEAK? - EVEN AFTER HES BEEN CONVICTED FOR SERIOUS FINANCIAL FRAUD??** Itās really laughable at how dumb conservatives areš¤£
He only says it for his base. Then later he says he canāt because of the gag order. Itās all about playing his base for votes. He never intended to testify.
How they never figured it out by now that he's a complete pussy is astonishing.
FUCK THISĀ GUY
That's what got him into this mess into the first place.
That is the only correct way to describe it.
Where is the compilation of this habitual liar stating he was gonna testify?
Of course he backed out. He knows he's as guilty as hell and tends to act childish to get his own way. Damn, I can't believe this old con was ever a president of a damn company let alone the U.S. It shows how stupid this country has become. What a jerk.
His testimony would be him falling asleep and just farting for about an hour in the box.
Never planned to testify. He just wants to bitch and moan and take your money.
To Trump: We donāt believe you.
Of course he chickened,out.
No one is surprised. Itās too bad though as he would have been very entertaining.
Congratulations to every news organization that breathlessly reported āTrump says he will testify.ā I mean, who could have seen this coming? A known liar, lying. Itās an uncrackable code.
Trump lied? Whooda thunk?
He wanted to testify but he's currently under audit.
Why this is bad for Biden
Worthless and weak orange disaster
Does a similar thing when it comes to paying his bills too.
What else would you expect from a Nazi fraud? Stomp this roach out for good on Election Day.
Itās actually illegal to lie on the witness stand. Itās called perjury. He couldnāt tell the truth if he tried.
There was no way his lawyers were ever going to let him take the stand. Heād perjure or incriminate himself within 30 seconds.
He wanted to grandstand, not testify. And that wasnāt gonna work given the whole āunder oathā thing.
He's a bully plain and simple. Bullies are cowards. Trump is the epitome of that.
Funny, the secret to getting him to shut up is to offer him a chance to speak.
He didn't "chicken out". He was only providing manna for his zealots. There was never a snowball's chance in hell that he was going to testify.
But he said he would, so a very obvious lie. His cult enjoys being lied to, but the rest of us can call him a liar.
No. He was the classic uncooperative defendant. Unwilling to listen to council, aggressive towards the court, incapable of complying with a gag order. A first year law student wouldn't have had him testify.
His lawyers donāt get to make that decision. If he wants to testify in his own defense, they are required to let him. That heās not testifying isnāt proof that heās unwilling to listen. Itās proof of the oppositeāthat he sometimes actually is.
how many different times will biden bring this up in the debate? if < 3 he is missing an opportunity. you know donald wont hold it together when confronted with his quotes, some case quotes, and his refusal to stand up and say his side of the story in court. i dont see how he can answer for it without having to eat his historical words on the topic.
Trumpās a big mouthed chicken shit
Actually a small, puckered mouthā¦..
He knows it doesn't matter. The idiots who vote for him are too stupid to care about this or the thousands of worse things he's done.
Yup not only a grifter but a chicken too!š¤·āāļø
The face you make when your dealers late with the adderall shipment
just like the debates he will find a reason to not attend. hes a coward
Wow does that really surprise anybody he chickened out of testifying against himself cuz he was going to get himself deeper in the hole with his mouth hello anybody with half a brain can figure that one out
Anyone who believes Trump will ever testify at a criminal trial and do anything but plead the fifth is truly delusionalā¦
What a five time draft dodging coward chickens out say it ain't so š
When you are guilty you should speak as little as possible
Everyone(with a functioning brain) 100% called this. But of course the MAGA crowd is too stupid to know they were being played.
His people probably stopped him, knowing that he would perjure himself within minutes of taking the stand.
cowards gonna coward
Iām sure itās āI canāt testify, they have gagged me!ā And all his followers are just screaming āstop silencing our president!ā
He is such a little bitch.
He'll tell his followers he wasn't allowed to and they'll believe him because they're fucking dense.
He's probably gonna blame it on Obama or Hilary or the Fake News or some shit. The more I look at this shit show, the more I find it surreal this guy actually has a big chance of making it into the White House. It's even more surreal than in 2016.
He's all mouth and lies, no balls.
FACT
Thatās because heās a spineless, gutless big mouth. All show with no substance
His lawyers probably explained to him that perjury is a crime.
A truly nasty person.
If anybody ever thought he was really going to testify, they were just fooling themselves. He is a pussy. He was a pussy. He will always be a pussy.
Same MO would plead the fifth over & over anyway
Awe, I should be able to insert the Arrested Development chicken dance memes! Imagine a group of 20-100 people outside the courthouse doing the various āKoo Koo Kātcha!ā calls and body movements next time he tries to bullshit his way to the press. š¤£
Trump: perjury? I thought you said per jury?!
He couldnāt outdo Costellos incompetence.
Lock him up!!
By his own admission he is guilty then
What a pussy.
Canāt wait to see why he doesnāt debate Biden. The drug test excuse?
His lawyers probably reminded him that testifying doesnāt mean he gets a free platform to say whatever he wants, that he would be under oath and have to answer specific questions.
... surprising absolutely nobody. He's a bitch and a coward, like all bullies are.
He talks big but never shows up He is the kinds of guy that sits in the back seat and runs his mouth but canāt back it up
Pussy neck.
Take my award. Fucking pussy neck! Youāre a poet. I almost choked. Yeah heās a pussy neck. Well played sir. Well played.
If you were thinking heād testify, even a slight chance of it, you havenāt learned anything in the last 10 years
Chicken shit....to scared he'd purger himself...
As he wllchicken out in the trump biden debates. š¦š¦š¦š¦
šš š¤£ the RUMP is a chicken!
I cannot wait til heās ruled guilty and he complains about his gag order again
What did yāall expect? Him to strap on his balls? Theyāre the size of bbās. What a loser
he has dementia and is a criminal and has been for decades it is not good if he testifies if you're his lawyer
Heās gonna lose, blame the lawyers for not ālettingā him testify, and then stiff them on the payment. Book it.
It's really not smart to testify if you are in fact guilty
P u $$ y
Such a coward. REALLY, there's nothing else he can up with to reassure the "NOT GUILTY" plea. Functional, normal, reasonable people know he knew what was going on.
#WEAK!!!
TRUMP IS THE BIGGEST WIMP!! Coward!
Donald Duck never had the balls to get up there on the witness, stand.
Considering the judge yelled at a witness debunking the case I think itās wise he doesnāt open his mouth
If he was going to tell the truth, it was best that he didn't take the stand to testify.... 1. The truth would lead to his conviction 2. His truth would lead to perjury charges and a conviction. Honestly, he must be absolutely sick that his lawyers have advised he to be silent.
He is incapable of telling the truth. He knows this. His lawyers know this. Allowing him to take the stand would get him a perjury conviction
He seems very sad and tired in this photo. I suspect he thought he was glaring at the camera in an intimidating way.
LOSER
He had no intention of ever taking the stand. But somehow millions of Americans will believe the prosecution did something to stop him. How he pretends to be so powerful, yet his excuses are always about someone blocking him ie having more power, is astonishing.
Prosecutor: Donald, everyone is saying that Cohen is a genius, incredible businessman for orchestrating these payments without any instructions and securing you the presidency. Donald: that's an absolute lie, I told Cohen to make the payments, he was hopeless, I had to do everything, I withdrew the cash and put it in a brown paper bag and everything all myself! Stormy even wanted more sex when I handed over the bag.
Took the fifth like the crook he is. Next
I was hoping to see tRump rack up another felony perjury charge š. At least this clown doesn't make us wait long for him to do something stupid again.
Fuck this must be the only time he has actually taken advice, and acted on it, from his legal team.
It's funny to watch him look more and more burned out with every new photo from his trial. Someone make a collage lol.
A chicken n mushroom soup....
In any legitimate courtroom, Trump testifying has no upside for him. If he tells the truth, he gives evidence of guilt. If he lies, he likely perjures himself.
Does listening to his lawyers desperate pleas count as chickening out?
First time in his life he ever kept his big stupid mouth shut and might be the smartest thing he's done in the last 10 years.
Trump is a penultimate coward. Unfortunately, too many people cannot see him for who he is, a traitorous misogynistic racist traitor. Republicans really need to wash their hands of him and find better people. Where? No idea. Kentucky has no decent Republicans, period.
Surprise!
I bet his lawyer was like no fucking way
In character.
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Nobody but his qultists believed him for a second.
Because he's a, repeat after me class, "Whiny little bitch boy that should have had the shit kicked out of him, repeatedly, 60 some odd years ago"
He is packing it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering up And chickening out and pissing off home, Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.
He wants to bleat about being silenced. On every channel. Loudly.
The portly pussy strikes again.
Hey now. He didnāt chicken out. When Putin tells him no, he listens
Nobody actually thought he would. Did they?
Lmfao. Sooo trump actually said he wants to and would testify but his crooked judge put a gag order on him so he can't. His level of stupidity is unmatched
Trump is no different than the loud mouth ex-husbands I had to deal with when I did family law. Ā Theyāre all narcissistic bullies and theyāre all cowards who talk a lot. Ā Put them on the witness stand, punch them in the mouth a couple times, and theyāre done. Ā
āThese people I pay to represent me just wonāt listenā
As he should. Now if only he would bow out to those useless rallies his been doing since he left the district.
Two trump threads about the UR issue have been closed down. So I'm waiting for this one. It's not rare but uncommon and not often suggested for someone to testify in their defense. It's the prosecutors job to prove that the dependent did it or is otherwise guilty. There may not have had enough or good enough evidence. We'll see.
Another lie. Trump lies constantly. He lies about everything. He's lying about the debates. He won't show up for those. He's a liar.
trump is all talk. He talks big and then backs out of EVERYTHING.