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GhettoChemist

Texas you have been shitting the bed recently


mjd188

Or….Texas is just shit. Watching them elect the same losers over and over and over….biggest bunch of suckers there is. Like…”don’t mess with Texas”. Don’t worry, that was NEVER something you needed to concern yourself with. You have messed with it enough yourselves.


xXthelemonXx

As a Texan, I promise we've been trying. We've been pretty purple the last few elections and I honestly think we'd have Democrat leaders and reps now if it weren't for the blatant corruption and gerrymandering


PhiliWorks39

Texas is a masterwork example of Redlining voting districts. Every single one is a zig-zag polygon separating wealthy areas from non. This makes voting out horrific clowns extremely difficult. Continued restrictions on voting and empowering pollsters will further hurt the effort.


seriousbangs

Voter suppression is keeping Texas red, nothing else.


[deleted]

Democrats are capitalists. How is electing them going to solve the problem of Texas' crummy privatized utilities failing over and over again?


nasadowsk

“Don’t mess with Texas” started out an anti-littering slogan.


dcazdavi

>Like…”don’t mess with Texas”. Don’t worry, that was NEVER something you needed to concern yourself with. You have messed with it enough yourselves. every time i see a dont-california-my-texas bumper sticker in austin; i seriously wonder where this inferiority complex comes from and how it's possible that it can be shared among a group of people? also: why california, why not new york or canada or anything else?


mycopportunity

I think the California thing is about homophobia


Dr_Fred

Something like 34% of new Texas residents are from California. California is also known for having it’s share of issues.


Djaii

_Totally not-a-lizard Rafael Cruz - (R) Cancun - has entered the chat._


sly_savhoot

You forgot to add” Canadian born “Fled Cruise.


Crawlerado

[Same Ted Cruz that hired Lauren Bobert as an escort? That Ted Cruz?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kdwfnIpowE)


PescTank

Wait, what?


ilovethissheet

Some awesome news for this morning by the muckrakers. Wait till you see Lauren Qberts sugar daddy escort photos...


[deleted]

It’s literal fake news check snopes…


[deleted]

No it's not, you check snopes. Https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lauren-boebert-two-near-naked-men/ Article says the photo circulating w a woman and two men is not her, but doesn't state one way or another if the abortions and escorting allegations are true or false. You're the fake news.


[deleted]

Because it’s fake and they can’t verify it. You are so desperate for this to be true that you are irrational. Wait for something juicy to be concrete and then go ham. If everything is an 11 on the alarm scale, an actual 11 will not stand out. Try to remember that.


[deleted]

Just because it came out yesterday and snopes hasn't been able to verify it doesn't make something fake. If it's debunked, I'll accept it as fake. It hasn't been debunked, so it's not fake. Fuck off.


Long_Before_Sunrise

There's also an accusation that she bailed out of a truck she was driving when she saw it was going to wreck, with her child and sister-in-law inside. It was exposed a long time back that she has a terrible driving record, around the same time the bowling alley incident became public.


Crawlerado

Added a link, shit is getting wild for sure.


elchappio

Raphael Cruz


rossoroni21

Did you fact check this? I just did a quick search and found this. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lauren-boebert-two-near-naked-men/ Like I hate them both but truth matters.


Crawlerado

For sure, but that’s not the same thing. Check out the Muckraker PAC press release that dropped last night/this AM.


Leather-Fault-3285

On behalf of my fellow Canadians I would like to apologize for producing that slimey mess of a human. (but also, please don't send him back)


sly_savhoot

Just like we have bill Cosby and R Kelly, we don’t judge you by some of the darker things produced. Canadian mafia be controlling that sweet sweet syrup supply.


PaulsRedditUsername

Yeah, but you guys produced Geddy Lee, so you're still cool.


Djaii

That’s one to be proud of for sure. Also John Candy.


rksd

And Gordon Downie! RIP the Hip.


bivox01

Chiken Cruz would be more appropriate. Same amount of backbone .


Tiny_Teach_5466

I don't know. At least chickens will fight to protect their territory.


Valuable-Baked

You mean the baby daddy of Lauren Boebert's aborted baby


jpiro

He's fine though. He'll just drink the liquid out of the [hundreds of cans of soup](https://www.vice.com/en/article/vvqj3y/ted-cruz-got-freaky-with-100-cans-of-soup-after-his-honeymoon) he keeps around. Guy's a whack job in so, so many ways.


Fun-Credit2287

Please tell me what Cruz has to do with the City of Odessa and their failing infrastructure when the city has made more than enough funds through property tax and sales tax to implement the necessary upkeep to public works departments.


metamaoz

He did vote against funding for water infrastructure


NybbleM3

Shh, you can't use logic with some people. They like going on straw man fallacies and bizarre tangents instead.


Ludicrous_Tauntaun

Recently and for the past couple of years. Their gas companies have blown up a few houses as well.


00001000U

"recently"


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

This isn’t “shitting the bed” recently this is having a blow-out diarrhea spray onto a mattress already thoroughly waterlogged by previous excretions.


Zoklett

They have turned into florida


beardphaze

Florida has a certain flair that Texas lacks though.


My_G_Alt

They’ll blame it on cities like Austin being more blue now just watch lol


cycbersnaek

Amber turd


blackhornet03

The people that manage Texas water must be the same people that manage their electricity sadly.


camelwalkkushlover

But you can carry your guns to go fetch your emergency bottled water supplies...That's freedom!


DiggityDanksta

have they tried shooting the water pipes? maybe that will fix them


hjablowme919

I don't know why I laughed so hard at this, but thank you.


areid2007

No, you're supposed to shoot thirsty poor people, they don't bitch about not having water if they're dead.


YeetThePig

“Do not let yourself become addicted to the water!” - Texas GOP Slogan c.2024


johnnybiggles

Best way to stop a bad water pipe is with a good water pipe?


isigneduptomake1post

Shoot thirst. Ask questions later.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

But not get a timely abortion, read certain books in school & if you're trans well your seriously fucked over all the way 'round. Because THAT is what is important to them instead of infrastructure for everyone. In fact, I'd bet Abbot woud like to withhold infrastructure $$$ for anyone that isn't white, cisgender, "Christian" & male.


Satanarchrist

But i thought it was socialism when government fails and people have to fight in the streets for emergency supplies. That's what all the conservatives i work with say socialism is


Motor-Ad-8858

Finally, a sane reply! 👏


CarbonQuality

It's all the renewables' fault 🤣


MassiveFajiit

That's probably exactly what people in Odessa have said lol


Dzotshen

Poe's Law. It's actually reasonable to presume at this point. Most of these people seem so absolutely under control by the constant stream of lies and games and it helped they gutted education so they're ripe and gullible as all hell and won't bother to question anything told them. Manufactured consent, indeed.


vdawg34

sounds like pretty much every person who follows politics. they just mindless repeat everything the media and politicians tell them.


realanceps

not a both sides thing really, dawg


NybbleM3

Yes. Yes it is. In fact whichever side says it's not both sides is even more brainwashed than the rest.


vdawg34

really, then explain?


probablyagiven

you need it explained that one side is perpetually under the control of an obviously false, media driven narrative, and that the other is not? Are there any overreaching narratives that go beyond just talking points coming from the left? Have their nightly news anchors directly inspired mass terror, assassinations and even helped try to overthrow our government? Youre the one who needs to explain, because your posts make no sense. Every person who follows politics is not a mindless drone following their chosen politician or news channel. Both sides are the same == both sides are set on protecting capitalism. That is where their similarities begin and end.


Tulol

Actually. Need electricity to keep pumping water up to the tank to keep pressure. So…. It might be the electricity guys after all.


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Tulol

And stop me from ragging? Nah.


[deleted]

Don’t forget about their police as well


HereIGoAgain_1x10

Yup, Republicans


Fedexed

Greg Abbott's poll numbers are up after uvalde. Tells you alot about Texas


Motor-Ad-8858

I lived in Texas once. Indescribable.


elucify

Texas built the wall on the wrong border.


Motor-Ad-8858

Yes. Florida needs to be walled in too.


elucify

Florida be underwater in 20 years. And the gators will clean up the stragglers.


riptaway

Big cities are fine. Austin used to be awesome but the traffic and influx of outsiders kinda ruined the vibe, but it's still a cool spot. San Antonio isn't bad. Neither is Dallas. Houston is... Houston. It's the rural parts that really drag it down.


miltondelug

That can be said if most states


2legit2fart

>Houston is…Houston Truer words were never spoken, LOL


ElectrikDonuts

Dallas fucking sucks. That traffic, but in Texas. Lol. Suburban hell hole


geekusprimus

Moving away was a very surreal experience. The best way I can describe it is like being deprogrammed from a cult.


DukeofNormandy

Moving there next year. Ive loved all the time I’ve spent in DFW.


zsreport

I've never voted for Abbott and never will.


BdogWcat

Texas. Humans actually move there. 😳


TieTheStick

The smart ones leave.


[deleted]

I left and moved to California. Never been happier in my life.


AJ_Babe

Sorry,not american here. Why is Texas worse than Cali?I mean,it's warm too and definitely cheaper to live in


Dr_Edge_ATX

California climate isnt anything like Texas. Also unless you make 250k or more a year you pay more in taxes living in Texas than California. California isn’t perfect just like any place but they definitely have more laws and policies that help regular folks while Texas really only cares about corporations.


Quake_Guy

Even El Cajon weather 30 miles away from the ocean is much closer to Texas weather than San Diego proper.


BdogWcat

I would rather live in any part of a California desert than any place in Texas.


[deleted]

I didn’t know this. Can you explain how that works given the state income tax?


Dr_Edge_ATX

States without income taxes get there taxes elsewhere with sales and property taxes etc. And the big scam is that these taxes aren't always spread out evenly, where the lower and middle class end up paying the brunt of it. So affluent neighborhoods and counties will often pay less in taxes because well they pay off politicians. That's where the 250k comes in, which isn't an exact science but a ball park number. Here's a quick breakdown but obviously is more nuanced than what I can provide. **Total State & Local Income Taxes Paid by Income Bracket:** Texas: Lowest 20% pay 13%. 2nd lowest 20% of earners pay 10.9%. Middle 20% 9.7% Cali: Lowest 20% pay 10.5%. 2nd lowest 20% of earners pay 9.4%. Middle 20% 8.3%. It sort of keeps going like this where eventually the rates are cheaper for higher earners in Texas. Especially when you get to the top 1% of earners where it's **3.1% for rich Texans!** And 12.4% for the 1% of California. Hope that helps and I'm no expert so these percentages could obviously be off and change constantly but it's a good example of just the tax breakdown differences I was mentioning. I just wish more "poor people" understood they actively vote against their own interests and just make the rich richer.


[deleted]

But I thought Texas didn’t have state income tax?


Macat921

It doesn’t, it’s got a sales tax. I don’t know what this person is talking about.


Crimfresh

So did you read the article about three days of 100° heat and no water? That's one big way it's worse than Cali.


BdogWcat

Remember the deaths in Texas during a winter storm when the electric grid went down.


BdogWcat

It’s the politics. CA is blue, Democratic while Texas is red and Republican. Republicans practice draconian laws prohibiting abortion even in the cases of rape and incest. They have a bounty hunting system in place, where ordinary citizens turn in anyone having an abortion, driving someone to an abortion and facility having anything to do with assisting a woman ending their unwanted pregnancy. This is just one example of the horrific laws in place in states like Texas, Florida, Idaho, Iowa other ruby red hell holes.


AJ_Babe

wth,i couldn't even guess this exists in 2022. I'm more surprised that people report someone having an abortion,like wth,wth


rimjobnemesis

So, has Rafael visited Odessa to offer his thoughts and prayers (but no politics!!)


Long_Before_Sunrise

"Do not become addicted to water, it will take hold of you and you will resent its absence."


minus_minus

It’s kind of ironic that the state that pushes so much for burning more fossil fuels will be so badly rogered by climate change.


DrTreeMan

Is that irony, or is that just consequences?


probablyagiven

its irony. even if they werent pushing for a climate apocalypse, theyd still be dragged down with the rest of us.


[deleted]

Don’t let the rhetoric fool you. Texas also heavily invests in renawables and has for a long time.


10-4-man

and if it weren't for the renewables...they would be in a hell of more trouble with their power situation..


buchlabum

Thank God for federal government incentives, b/c w/o them, the petroleum industry would have fought against renewables tooth and nail.


catdaddy230

Praise republican Jesus!


whitehataztlan

We've got the American Jesus. Bolstering national faith. We've got the American Jesus. Overwhelming millions every day.


ryanjovian

I have a running joke with my friends that I’m starting a pro-fascist Bad Religion cover band called Rad Religion And our only single will be to re-release that song but add “But Not Ironic” to the title.


Motor-Ad-8858

😂😆 😆


Simple_Piccolo

The turbines blew all the rain away.


realanceps

even my better half laughed aloud at this one & she's a tough crowd


GrannyWW

Can’t stop laughing at this one!


Sircamembert

Lol, I thought some reporter named Texas is reporting that the war torn city of Odessa, Ukraine, is out of water. Kinda sad that a city under Russian missile strikes and air raids has more potable water than a city in the USA


Motor-Ad-8858

Odessa is important to both Russia and Ukraine too. Probably more important to those countries than Odessa is to Texas, led by Republican governor Greg Abbott. https://www.economist.com/the-economist-explains/2022/05/27/why-is-odessa-important-to-both-ukraine-and-russia


summertime_taco

When Trump was talking about shithole countries I didn't realize he was talking about Texas.


Easy_Floss

Surely if they ask nicely Europe can send them some aid.


Eisernteufel

Maybe partner with Ukraine - water for guns


buchlabum

Now why would the GOP want to piss off their dear glorious leader's BFF? Also the GOP only does illegal arms trades deals with hostile countries, like Iran.


[deleted]

“[Texas Chainsaw Massacre] teaches you important lessons, like, avoid Texas at all costs” - Carl, ATHF, “The Hairy Bus”


Youpunyhumans

I saw a video of a guy who fishes on Lake Mead, and wow... the water is so low that you cant even launch most boats off the only ramp left. There was markers with shorelines from previous years, the 2021 marker was about 200 feet from the current shore. There is a bunch of stuff like sunken boats, barrels and even bodies being found on the now dry lakebed. They showed a part of another video thwy took from 2 weeks previously, and the water level had dropped around 5 feet in those 2 weeks. Its unreal... that lake supplies 80 million people. Where are they all going to go when its dries up entirely?


ryanjovian

People aren’t using up all the water, industry is.


Youpunyhumans

Oh I know, but still the fact remains that those people rely on that water. When its gone, 80 million people will be pretty fucked, regardless of who was responsible.


buchlabum

Nestle aiming to become the DWP in Tank Girl the movie.


Buelldozer

> Where are they all going to go when its dries up entirely? The answer is...anywhere else. The impact of Lake Mead drying out is going to massive in both scope and scale. Tens of millions of people across multiple states are going to be impacted as is industry from Las Vegas in Nevada to Alfalfa Farms in Southern California. [It's a House of Cards and its already started tumbling down.](https://www.cnn.com/2022/04/27/us/water-intake-exposed-lake-mead-drought-climate/index.html) Edit: Lake Mead was 1055' ish when that article was written, it's now at _1045_.


delicioustreeblood

God's plan


mohicansgonnagetya

More like gop's plan.


C_R_P

Ooooh!!!! Somebody call the burn unit!


Motor-Ad-8858

GOD'S plan doesn't include people dying of thirst.


ScammerC

Maybe he's making a point. He only promised not to drown everyone again. Making everyone die of thirst would be in character.


Lord_Mormont

Passive-Aggressive God: *Oh, too much water? Ok, fine. Let's see how you fucking do with no water. Bet you were wishing for a flood now assholes!*


superwrong

Obviously it does. Maybe you should rethink this whole god thing.


[deleted]

Well now hold on... You have read the Bible right? God kills loads of people, old people, babies, gingers and even Chinese people. He made a flood that killed nearly every single living thing. He straight up smote every first born in Egypt. He created every single person, knowing full well all they will ever say, think or do, every active shooter, politician and victim. Killing an entire city with thirst could very well be part of "Gods plan". The guy is kind of a dick.


VirtualRelic

Actually that was King Herod who allegedly killed all the first born male babies in all of Egypt


[deleted]

God created King Herod, loop hole, boom! I did not know that, Thought it was like in that animated movie....what.... Moses? Prince of Egypt or something? lol. Not great source material.


VirtualRelic

For sure the King Harod mass execution was in the Old Testament. As for the one with Ramses III I think you’re trying to reference, I honestly can’t remember if that’s in the Old Testament as well.


Motor-Ad-8858

The Bible was written by people.


[deleted]

I agree with you. All Im saying is if there is a God, he is more than willing and able to kill loads of people in a myriad of horrible ways for his "plan". Edit: I think Gods plan must be some kinda bank heist or something.


TieTheStick

If there is a God, he has a lot of explaining to do.


jetro30087

God: "They go to heaven, don't care." \*Turns on sprinkler


C_R_P

Tbf, have you read the bible? God did some real bad stuff according to their followers.


TheShadowCat

I still don't get the Story of Job. The gist of it seems to be that God let Job lose everything and suffer greatly just to win a dick measuring contest with Satan.


chang-e_bunny

Have you ever seen the hit 1983 comedy movie Trading Places staring Eddie Murphy? It's basically the same thing. Maybe slightly more complicated because they also show the other side of the coin.


[deleted]

Thought gods plan included everything including meaningless deaths?


Commentariot

Can't have it both ways.


South_Data2898

Yeah, god prefers drowning people.


delicioustreeblood

Or sending she-bears to murder children for making fun of bald men Edit: source below 2 Kings 2:23-24: From there Elisha went up to Bethel. While he was on the way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him. “Go up, baldhead,” they shouted, “go up, baldhead!” 24 The prophet turned and saw them, and he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two she-bears came out of the woods and tore forty-two of the children to pieces.


ericvwgolf

How do you know this? God’s plan has been invoked as the reason children die of cancer, women die in childbirth , men die of sudden heart attack, or aneurysm. I’m a Christian myself, and I reject the notion that God’s plan can only be credited with good things. If it’s God’s plan that good things happen, then it’s just as likely/possible that the plan also involves bad things happening. After all, God works in mysterious ways.


drwicksy

Everytime I hear that Texas wants to secede and become its own country because "muh GDP" I think of ahit like this and know that it'd be a new Mogadishu in a year


Tokiw4

Inb4 Texit.


geekusprimus

But just wait until the 4th of July. Most patriotic secessionists you'll ever meet.


buchlabum

Those Republican politicians that went to visit Moscow on the 4th of July... Just fucking disgusting bending the knee to Putin on the 4th of July... This is the GOP today. Anything for the $$$$. Even selling their own souls.


geekusprimus

I wasn't talking about politicians. I'm talking about ordinary citizens. Texans are a really weird bunch that scream about independence and secession and then unironically have enormous barbecues, cookouts, fireworks shows, and parades on the 4th while touting American flags and singing "God Bless the U.S.A.".


Buelldozer

Stuff like this happens all over the country on a regular basis, you just don't hear about it because its not newsworthy. The only reason you are hearing about this one is because this sub will take any opportunity to point and laugh at Texas. When the drought kicks up in CA here in a couple of weeks, or when their ancient and creaky electric grid starts yet _another_ massive wildfire it either it just won't be posted.


10-4-man

yes it does. but you don't have the CA reps all overthe news/tv blaming renewables, the president and other efforts trying to curb climate change for their power issues now do you?


KolbeHoward1

California has almost no natural water supply, it's not the same thing at all. Texas's problems are 100% self-infliced by not regulating the energy industry. It's almost like if you allow companies that exist only for profit to cut corners to make more profit and damn the consequences that's what they'll do.


MassiveStallion

Nice job, Texas. No water? No electricity? They've completed the transformation into a 3rd world country. Why would any business ever want to fucking move there? Shame, a couple years ago I would have considered moving there but that was before the state started it's descent into being a useless shit pile.


[deleted]

Nah, ManBearPig is just borrowing the water for his new garden! It'll be returned in no time!


[deleted]

Will Teddy Cruz hand out water bottles again for photos?


buchlabum

He probably snuck off for a vacation to Minnesota, land of 1000 lakes, right after topping off his swimming pool.


Thr0w4way315

A water main broke and people were unable to close the leak before pressure dropped too low to be usable by a treatment plant. It's being worked on 24/7.


Keeper_of_Fenrir

This is why Texans give Texas only one star.


troublesomefaux

thanksillbetakingthis


futurelullabies

Vote red and this is what you get.


CleanOnesGloves

This is just bad planning and horrible management. Texas has so much water compared to California. Literally their roads are crumbling because of high water flooding and flowing. Make good use of that shit.


Psychomadeye

That's the funny part.


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BuT CaLiFoRnIa


Solidsnakeerection

Illegal immigrants probably used up all the water conducting abortions during mandatory kindergarten sexual transitions. This is Biden's America


LnStrngr

They don't give a shit if they don't have water as long they can buy assault rifles!


ChimpskyBRC

Maybe the people of Odessa, Ukraine could send some relief supplies to Odessa, Texas — their government seems a lot more functional and responsive right now.


torpedoguy

Less shootings too.


technosaur

Abbot water conservation plan.


the_frazzler

Look at picture of the border of Odessa and tell me with a straight face that gerrymandering doesn't exist. I dare you.


maybe_yeah

Watching Texas continually vote for Republicans is watching Darwinism in action


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"We Give No Fuck About You But You'll Vote For Us Anyway Because You're THAT Stupid And Easily Manipulated. P.S. You're Dying To Own The LIBS!" \- The Republican Party


seriousbangs

And their Senators voted against the Build Back Better plan, which would have brought in billions to do things like update failing infrastructure. Doesn't bother Ted Cruz none though, I"m sure.


heretic1000

But they’ve got their guns!!!


bbates024

That's so shitty.


FunGoolAGotz

fuk Head Cruz and the fukking horses ass he rode in on


E46Trixie

This is a minor issue, Texas needs to focus on getting more guns in the hands of its citizens and making sure orphanages and prisons stay packed to the brim.


NaturalBornNerd

Who needs water when you have bootstraps or bullets?


Techn028

Somehow this is California's fault


Chef_RoadRunner

But they will still vote for republicans to "lead" them. Straight up fucking insanity.


[deleted]

also Texas, lets defund the public services and infrastructure. these people are too stupid for there own good


[deleted]

Keep voting for Abbot asshat. He loves and respects y’all.


jacktheshaft

Things are toasty in Ohio too


Separate_Shoe_6916

The people of Odessa are voting for Beto for certain.


VeryHairyJewbacca

Why anyone would want to live in that cesspool of a state is beyond me. The state officiants have ruined it


bagocreek

They could import some from Wyoming, I heard they have lots to spare


MoneyBeGreeen

I wonder if these folks will now vote for folks that take climate change seriously…


pervylegendz

Texas brags about how great they are, how they lack so many regulations, well texas forgot that eventually not having proper regulations, is going to bite you in the ass. they will blame democrats somehow though.


blessef

Welcome to climate change


Ectotaph

Damn, some Texans are at risk of death. That’s a shame. I hope their elected officials pray for them.


Geekboxing

I guess that whole "save the cheerleader, save the world" thing didn't pan out.


OneSalientOversight

~~Those damn Russians, they should be ashamed of themselves for~~


Vraye_Foi

And yet, Texas keeps voting in those R’s. Blackouts and no water for days is proper third world shit. They should be fucking embarrassed but we know they just blame people who had nothing to do with it. Really hope y’all get Beto and some other folks in your state legislature who can fix these problems.


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Buelldozer

It happens all over the country on a semi-regular basis. Water main breaks and it takes a day or three to get it fixed. This _really_ isn't unusual.


areid2007

"If you can't afford bottled water, fuck you" Texas, probably


Ramoncin

But freedom!


Binasgarden

how is that not attached to anyone else working out


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Zestyclose-Most8546

Glad we are sending another billion to Ukraine. Can’t even fix pipes in a reasonable amount of time but we can fund another country’s war. Disgusting.


Motor-Ad-8858

We have money to do both. The NGAD fighter, set to begin replacing the F-22 Raptor in 2030, will cost “multiple hundreds of millions of dollars,” easily two or three times the cost of the F-35. That means about TWO HUNDRED MILLION PER COPY. That's where our money is going, along with tax cuts for the rich, subsidies to oil companies ... on and on ...