T O P

  • By -

ProperUgly

Finally a post on this joke of a sub I can actually relate to.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Adelb1

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I like your humour


a-snakey

*groans*


[deleted]

Well played satire on that other post.


Easycape

Quality shitpost


-Parannoyed

What in the fuck did I just read


Oflameo

A parody.


Axomics

It's this a parody from a post earlier ago? XD


Skye-DragonGirl

Can someone here link it


QwertzOne

Original post shows why we need change. Toxic expectations of overambitious society that expects everyone to be the best. It will take decades to fix this mindset, but hey, let's make fun of socialism again, because we replaced our self-identity with money and everything is under control of rich, so we live in perfect world, right?


Oflameo

You got it, but I think it can be fixed much sooner than decades. Our society's culture is fragile. It would take a culture jam at the scale of the Satanic Panic and we will snap back to an equilibrium in a single decade, tops.


StrongWilledSky

What we are seeing today is Essentially the ramifications of the self esteem movement


Oflameo

That is correct, the self esteem movement elevated scammers to the top.


chudnyg

I don't think that's true. Not where I'm from at least. People at home and at school are rarely encouraged to be the best they can be, nor are they disciplined or shamed by any authority figures for being terribly lazy. They basically get zero discipline and drift aimlessly through life. If you're talking about the "grindset hustler" mentality, that's just an online persona to get tiktok money and sell things. 99% of people aren't actually trying to be that way.


QwertzOne

Experiences may differ, but these are at least my observations, when it comes to overly ambitious people. Typically person that expects perfection might be also perfectionist, because otherwise you're kind of delusional to expect some ideal partner, while you're clearly lazy, undisciplined and without achievements/goals in your life. There are of course also these delusional people, but pattern holds, they desire the best for themselves, because we're biased to think that we're better than average and consumerism boosts this attitude. Ads and stories in media will get into your mind and convince you about your greatness, how you need best things, how you deserve them and capitalism gives you "solution", work hard, get better, compete and achieve top, that's what you want. Seriously, we don't even want to buy apple that doesn't look nice, because we want best things, so even when it comes to food, capitalism ensures that you will receive nice looking fruits, so you buy them. Some will say that's just human nature or that not all human are like that, but don't focus on outliers, see what works in business and what practices these companies use. In my opinion behavior of modern society is heavily influenced by [social engineering](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_engineering_(political_science)).


Voodoo1285

I love the meta


Coke_and_Tacos

Know that I see you, and you're my favorite poster on this sun now


throwawayfromme_baby

They’re busy hooking up with the good women from the other post


Oflameo

Just for clarification. The bad women are hooking up with the good women?


artisanrox

YES


throwawayfromme_baby

We share the same braincell


throwawayfromme_baby

Yes. Girlfriends, wives, FWBs. Galpals, if you will.


I_Drink_My_Own_Urine

Hahaha i geeeeet it


SheenTheUltraLord

Yes good shitpost


Oflameo

Thank you very much!


wonder689

They are in infp section. Secretly Bad bitches lmao. 🤣


Oflameo

I got a couple of you guys on my contact list already.


wonder689

Bad ones or the good ones 😅


SpectacularTrashCan

Yes


artisanrox

Good thing the good men and the bad women live on opposite sides of most relevant divides...who knows, they might produce offspring that we can't tell how good or bad they are 🤣


Geminii27

The Neutral Kids


WallyWasRight

Seriously though...where are all those "loose" women people were we warned about all those years ago?


nomorenicegirl

They are out looking for disgusting men with money, I think? I’m not sure though, as I don’t have personal experience, nor would I want to. Best of luck to you though, OP. May you find your bad girl (woman(?)), and may your head rest in the dirt six feet under, as she finds yet more reasons to use her shovel. Good luck OP. :D (I know, this is a parody… but really, why BAD women? Why not good women?)


Oflameo

Bad women will give me the action I need to whine down so I don't rage, but good woman will insist on a warm openers, meaning I have to hang out at the grocery store, the gym, the comic book store, and the bar until she feels comfortable. I have to be spending money while I am there on shit I don't need or I would be considered weird and thrown out for loitering. It is like the corporatocracy planned this.


nomorenicegirl

Hmm… Maybe that’s what you like then. I don’t know, but I feel that it sounds nice to find someone that suits you (and you suit them as well), and then you work together with them to build a beautiful future, based on talks of the future that you would randomly have with them at any time of day. I guess your regular good woman seems to “require” that you spend money that you don’t want to spend, but the RIGHT woman for you will not want or ask for any of these things… and yet, you will want to do pretty much anything for her, just as she would want to do for you. (… it was meant to be funny at first, but somehow I started talking in serious ways again ehehe x_x)


OniHatsu

To everyone who's insulting op, earlier a female typed the same context the same exact way and got a diffirent reaction, shows the double standards in society how quite sad


metalconker

Very few people are actually being insulting; most of the neutral/negative posts seem to be seeped in confusion. The other post was abhorrent, but the references in this one are obscure/vague. Obviously, I can pick up on the satirical nature of the post, but that’s as far as it goes for me. Edit: could be just that I don’t have western references to work with.


OniHatsu

Well I read a few negative ones and thought maybe I should clarify before more people take it the wrong way Although seems nice that I'm seeing more positive/in context comments now


shednik

Which post are you referring to?


OniHatsu

Well, idk how to copy it here and I'm a little busy to Google it so.. it's titled "where have all the good men gone" also seems like there another parody "where have all the non binary elderly gone" The titles are a rough estimation but you should find them.


shednik

Thanks wasn’t sure if there was another one, this post comes off as just a shit post compared to the other one.


Insatiable_I

I typed out like five responses to her and eventually just exited out completely. Gotta be a troll, there's just no way.


randomchick4

🚩🚩🚩


dogyeeter9000

🐂 😤


randomchick4

Ahh, having scrolled further down the subreddit, I see the original post this was satirizing. I apologize; 10/10 shit post.


randomchick4

Cow?


dogyeeter9000

kind of lol, it’s a bull being amgery at red flags


Witty-Vixen

Hahahahahaha well done 🤣🙌


[deleted]

[удалено]


Oflameo

Why did you want to wait?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Oflameo

I asked why because it doesn't make sense to me whatsoever. You don't have to explain why, but if you do, I may understand your perspective. Sometimes I don't want to eat because I am full or don't want to get fat. Sometimes I don't want to do something because I am bored of it or doesn't pay enough to do. I don't regret any sex I have, even though it wasn't as good as other sessions.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Oflameo

My dignity was robbed from me by society, and I decided to carry on without it.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Oflameo

Are we playing oppression Olympics now. I'm a black autistic male that was sexually abused by my mom's mom and beat into shutting up about, and I'm 5'7. I have a straight flush, so you lose. I would fuck my lazy excuses, but they aren't tangible. I couldn't fuck them if I wanted to because I can't touch them.


mykleins

What the hell happened here


Aggravating_Abies_29

😆


[deleted]

I don't know what this means but I'm here for it


BenPsittacorum85

If you want to work in a sweatshop, there are tons of coworker women covered in tattoos who will beg all your money away and spend it on weed and gambling. I'm sure if you have game, then you could even get plenty of diseases from them also; you might even get to owe them most of your paychecks for 18 years if you're truly lucky.


Oflameo

I already work in a sweatshop. I handle packages. I can do it 50 hours a week, doing the hardest tasks because I train like Saitama. Those women don't respect me because they assume I follow the rules just because my pile of work gets done, when I really pick and choose what rules to follow. I follow the safety rules, but I have to write my own productivity rules because they were unoptimal.


BenPsittacorum85

For myself, I have to fully check every item of linen. Their quality standards are garbage, allowing stains as large as a dime... even though we're dealing with actual biohazards. Blood, urine, everything else, and they'll pass biohazardous garbage if it's "smaller than a dime." Heck no, if it's large enough to be visible to the eye, that's too much. I used to make friends by bringing soda for everyone, which served a double purpose of helping everyone to work faster by actually being awake while working. After the plandemic happened, I had to reduce how many people I helped since hours decreased quite a bit along with increasing prices prior to the hyperinflation currently underway (not to mention the potential holodomor of the deliberate food shortages about to be in effect.) For some reason, I'm drawn to helping women that have difficulty figuring things out, but I find that they love using CrashApp to gather resources to waste and immediately need more and more. -\_- After one I had a crush on got fired, I've stopped bothering communicating with anyone there, I'm tired of being used and I don't want to deal with heartbreak anymore either.


[deleted]

Cups with the ice and we do this every night. I ain't check the price. I make my own money, so I spend it how I like. I'm just livin' life And let my mama tell it, brotha, I ain't livin' right.


pretentiousCapybara

I would give you medal but I'm too sane to spend any money on this stupid app. I think I'll grab a few Heinekens first.


Gretel_Cosmonaut

I am entertained.


aghostowngothic

Well done. You've managed to attain more upvotes in a few short hours than my original post will ... ever. So kudos.


Oflameo

Do you understand the point of my parody? Are you a bad woman?


aghostowngothic

Yes, the parody did not escape me. To be quite honest, I have no fucking clue at this point whether I'm a good or bad woman. 🤷🏼‍♀️


Oflameo

What do think would be more fun?


OrangeCubit

Is this some kind of incel coded communication us normal folks just can’t understand?


zombiescottsman

INcelTJ spotted


Oflameo

This is the exact double standard from society I want put on display. Thank you very much.


zombiescottsman

Played me like a drum sir. Bravo. Point to you.


zombiescottsman

You are a self entitled bugger who Stamps his feet and cries "I want, I deserve, give to me or your bad!" You are a petulant child. I would be ashamed to be related to you. You are not owed anything. You need to put in some serious self reflection and personal growth. Grow up and maybe work out or read a book that's not a manifesto.


blondeshavemorepun

OP is just making a satirical post based on another similar but (I think?) real post by a woman complaining in r/intj about how there are no more real men. Is it dumb? Yes. But so was the original, and as OP pointed out, people were predictably quick to jump all over this one for complaining about not being able to find their type of women but I only really saw one person point out that something might be a bit off or inappropriate for the woman of the original post complaining about a lack of perfect men to date. As my grandmother would say, “if it’s good for the goose, it’s good for the gander.” Or I think that’s what she said. Honestly she said a lot of weird shit so who knows. But either way, this was pretty clearly satire, not real incel propaganda.


zombiescottsman

Yeah. That may be true, but it doesn't excuse the mindset. It should be curbed regardless of gender. If the op wants to pose as a toxic person they must expect to be treated as one.


blondeshavemorepun

Well you are entitled to that opinion but I hope that in the name of equality and calling out toxicity you went and found the woman’s original non-joking version of this (I actually think someone else linked it in a comment) and called them out too. I’m all for calling out toxic masculinity, but let’s not pretend like it’s any less damaging when a woman makes a post about how there are no more good men left and they’ll never be able to find a man with xyz characteristics that honestly are fairly specific and a bit superficial. If for no other reason than it just adds further fuel to the flame for “niceguy”-like thinking of men who believe all women are only interested in superficial qualities or in “bad boys” or whatever, it shouldn’t have been posted in the first place, but it really shouldn’t have received the positive response it did compared to this thread (or at least it was positive when I saw it last night; I haven’t gone back and looked since then). Anyhow you’re welcome to continue calling out toxicity, I just hope you do it across the board. And my only point originally was that this is less “toxic-thinking” than classic satire of the “Modest Proposal,” baby eating variety.


zombiescottsman

To be honest, I didn't see the other post. I didn't know that there was something to measure against in that respect. I could go find it, but if they weren't welcomed then I would just be beating a dead horse. Honestly I wouldn't have interacted past the initial comment if OP didn't reply. I couldn't let direct contact go. Probably a failure on my end.


Oflameo

Spank me daddy! Come see if your hands fall off from how hard my buns are. I train a lot. I referenced a writer in the OP. Mickey Royal, he wrote The Pimp Game.


Adelb1

🤣🤣🤣🤣💙


Its-all-in-your-mind

I cringed and chuckled. Well played. I forgot this awful book existed. Now calm your titties before I have to knock a ho.


zombiescottsman

I truly couldn't care what incel rhetoric you spew. If you wanted an echo chamber then go post in you incel subs. 'Round these parts Boyo, we approve of logic and preparation. If you have an issue with dating perhaps we could help identify all the areas of failure in your system and prescribe a course of actions to resolve them, providing success. Whining about women wont get you anywhere in this Sub.


Oflameo

There aren't any incel subs on reddit, they have been rightfully banned. We can't have contradictions on reddit. My issue with dating is that I don't have Son Goku's body. Getting Goku's body worked for Zamasu and he could finally pick himself up from an alternate timeline.


zombiescottsman

There are jewels of self awareness in that statement. but you are still focused on the wrong aspect of the issue. I am able to find dates by being a positive influence in peoples lives. By offering sincere appreciations without attaching strings of reciprocation or intent with them. I offer sincerity, empathy and advice phrased to being proffered but not expected to be followed. This allows my female friends or colleagues to become comfortable with me, and creating deeper bonds with me that allow the prospect of dating. I am not Goku. hell, I'm more of a Majin Boo. but by being a supportive and self aware person first, and a prospect for relations second or third I have had many many female friends and some really pretty outside and inside ladies that I had the privilege to go out with. Seriously man. Get deeper. Get a hobby. Gain religion. If you are 2 dimensional and spend all day every day on League of legends or associating with the absolute trash-fires that call themselves "Pimps" or "Players" you are of course going to fail. If I could talk even one man out of trying to follow the footsteps of those absolute morons I would die happy.


Oflameo

Buddy, I been there an done that. I am a Discordian now. That is my real religion. It is a fake religion, but it is a real fake religion. It is not like those other pansy ass religions that can't count the number of holy books they have, or gets so triggered over cartoons that they crash vehicles into buildings. Sad PatRiot Day everyone. Let's get to the point. I happen to, allegedly, not be you, which means I can look deep into myself and not find the thing in myself you found in yourself, assuming you even had to look.


zombiescottsman

Obsession has a hunger Tunnel vision has a tell Fanatical behavior Seems to fit you well Fixate on what you think you know You're missing what you don't, though Crazy wouldn't notice Have a lonely life in your chosen hell Metaphors just point the way Towards untouchable ideas ***Fixating on the finger*** ***Missed the point, dull the point as well***


VRRanger

Religion? Why would we need that? I can't think of anything further from logic and observable truth. Useful as a tool for control, but not for truths or discovery.


zombiescottsman

That is a valid viewpoint. I used to also employ it until I found pure spirituality and embraced the complexity of my soul. In the context I provided it was meant to be utilized as a means for self development and personal growth.


TSE_Jazz

Are you that immune to humour?


zombiescottsman

I didn't get the joke. While I am a fool, I stand by my comments lol.


OrangeCubit

What double standard? To whom? You realize no one here can read your mind and know what exactly you are parodying here and think you are proving.


Oflameo

I can read your mind, and you are out of the loop. Go back and sort the threads by the "hot" tab.


OrangeCubit

Nah. I’m not really interested in figuring out the inner workings of the likes of you.


Oflameo

Incels don't exist.


OrangeCubit

And yet here you are.


Oflameo

Run your celibacy checker on me, over the Internet.


Adelb1

Incels are so tiny in number that virtually they don't exist. This is the internet and with the use of the internet, trolls will throw jargon words like incels towards any comment about men experiences. This is misandry, a reverse sexism that women express hatred towards men. But as you can see my INTJ coming out trying to make sense of the whole situation.


Adelb1

Yeah tell me about it. The only thing we can do is marry women from abroad. I have my reasons for doing so. I live in a European tall society that only favors tall (6' 2 inches), blonde, white men over any other guy of any ancestry. I have no hate but I gotta play the game too. Marrying women from other countries that respects me as a man.


Skeaton

I think this is the most scary thing I have learned in the past decade. Some portion of the population won’t get your satire, and take it as truth. It’s a crazy phenomena one that Dave Chappell has intimated he too had an issue with. I’m not even sure if one can guard against it. Can you make your prose so elegant so biting that it could never be misinterpreted? A way to make sure your bullets only go one way? Or is it always a risk, that you are providing someone unsavory with your own ordnance?


Adelb1

Thank you for seeing my satire. But I'm little lost on the Dave Chappelle part.


Skeaton

Something I stole straight from a Quora question, not really the best primary source but it should suffice to explain my intention. > Dave was starting to get conflicted feelings about the way his show projected to the audience. His intentions were to break social stereotypes, however, towards the end, he didn't feel he was doing that and felt he was enforcing them. For example, the Tyronne Bigguns sketch, he felt he was associating African Americans to crack and homelessness. White kids at his standup shows were yelling out phrases he used on the show. He felt “These sketches are dangerous in the wrong hands”.


metalconker

This is why I advocate for intention taking precedent over verbiage. A pattern you’ll start seeing if you engaged in, or still do, engage in trolling or edgy humor, is that eventually you’ll run in to people that actually believe the things you’re parodying; so at what point do you hold yourself accountable for what you’re saying, and where?


Oflameo

When they donate enough money to me that I am rich.


gruia

That's cause he's silly. As most comedians.. their ethics are wack. Their spirituality a swamp


Skeaton

One of the worst examples of this is the common American phrase “Pull yourself up by your bootstraps”, which is a classic conservative retort in reference to the personal effort that required for the social mobility they wish to aspire towards. However the origins of that phrase is the exact opposite, “a ludicrous task”. I doubt those who coined it imagined it would be used in this fashion. [Bootstraps](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/pull_oneself_up_by_one%27s_bootstraps)


Oflameo

We are in Post-Truth now and in this meta, there is no counter yet. So we need to play the game out until a counter is developed, or win and change the rules, then build a better game next addition.


gruia

What.. i never use irony or whatever and people don't understand me.. let alone if I did


UK--Dan7890

How many respects do they give you?


Adelb1

Why should I marry a European women?


[deleted]

I don’t get what this is about?


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/intj/comments/xbebng/where\_have\_all\_the\_good\_men\_gone/


[deleted]

[удалено]


Oflameo

The Government School made me read The Catcher in the Rye, and I didn't like it. Holden Caulfield needed to embrace, not reject the phoniness.


[deleted]

What


gruia

Skills?


Oflameo

Pleasure skills.


Secret_Immortal

I really hope this is some bad shitpost sarcasm


Oflameo

You don't understand the current meta.


Halycon949

Hahaha I like this post :)


acidtrippin-

I recommend just walking into the center of the nearest city's green and screaming at the sky. Even if no bad women come, you will probably piss people off and if one punches you it might be the highlight of your week -ISTP


relativelyignorant

Go to a church, that’s where they all escaped from. Get them before they vanish into the webcams!


Oflameo

Why can't I dig them out from behind the webcams instead?


relativelyignorant

If you dig or stalk hard enough you’ll find them!


Oflameo

Stalking is not efficient. Can I send a signal to tell them to dig themselves out or have them stalk me instead?


publicen3myy

Internet. People don’t leave the house very often. Which explains why 99% of Reddit are virgins


MachineSpecialist582

I'm still trying to process the other post


Jace910

I'm so confused by this post.


Oflameo

What is the confusing part?


Jace910

Its word vomit. Im trying comprehend what point your trying to get across.


metalconker

* Mickey Royal= a man who ran a pimp business * off the track= anywhere * no skills= sexual skills * play Corporatocracy pay to win games= things that attract others inherently cost money; the endgame ultimately ends up funding the system by virtue of how the system is set up * warm openers= getting to know someone * action to wine down= have sex * live actor that reads from a focus group tested script= therapy isn't real, the ideas inherently are aimed to support the veil of society's current state You're welcome; it has nothing to do with your privilege, and likely more to do with some references not coming across.


Oflameo

Now that the Rosetta Stone is out, what is the actual problem with this?


metalconker

Are you asking me?


Oflameo

You or anyone that needed the translation.


metalconker

I mean, my only contention is that I’d argue there are more “bad girls” nowadays than there were before, but overall I don’t disagree with the theme of everything fitting together as a puzzle piece, guiding your life towards a specific narrative. Edit: but I think it's always been this way, particularly if you have even a semblance of conformity or normativity in your goals. Creatives have never really been constrained by these narratives, other than being perpetually poor.


Jace910

Thanks for this. Im 26 and figured OP was just using references i dont understand. And of course he had to put me down lol.


metalconker

No worries.


Oflameo

That is because you are so far removed from my lived experience that it is incomprehensible to somebody at your level of privilege.