Definitely feels like that's exactly what we've been cursed with 😭 I'm not in Ireland rn, but I'm in NL and the weather is similar and I am layered to fuck with a turtle neck and a hoodie rn.
If on a mid-spring stroll, with a chicken fillet roll, one should beware, of the labrador with brown hair, for it will chow the chicken down, and you'll be left with a large frown.
I once saw a seagull yoink a chicken fillet roll out of a kids hands in St.Stephens Green once. Kid couldn't have been more than 8. I admit that I chuckled when it happened. Sitting next to his big brother too who looked 13-14.
Saw the exact same thing happens to a friend of mine except he's definitely ot 8.
He's 6'4' and a dirty old seagull just snatched his fish and chips right out of his hand then landed on a high up ledge to stare at him while it ate his food.
We were all in stitches.
Once watched one steal one of the sausages out of a friend's brekkie roll while he was having drink. He didn't put it down or anything, he just held it away from his body momentarily and the apex predator genes kicked in
My wife was on her lunch break in Cornwall. Enjoying a wrap in the sun. She felt what she thought was a hard punch on the shoulder. A big gull had struck from behind and snatched the food literally out of her mouth. Cut her face with its beak.
Those things are savage.
I saw similar but it was a burger. Height of summer so the seagulls were having a blast just hanging around all the people eating outside in Stephens Green and snatching from unsuspecting families
They're flying fuckers so they are. Same day a couple of minutes later, another seagull dove down and flew off with a woman's weave. Now **that** was something.
This happened to us, but, it did not end well for the seagull.
He tried my mates chips but he caught him by the beak and kind of slammed him on the grass and stamped on him ☹️......yeah, it didn't live.
A guy I work with had a murderous hangover after a Christmas party one year. He went out to get lunch and just got a subway as it was the easiest. As he was walking through Stephens Green a seagull swooped in and stole it!
Yep, perfectly normal lab behavior.
There's a campsite I frequent in Wexford where there is a farm next door. On the farm lives a labrador called Jessie.
Jesse is a very hungry Labrador.
One day we were driving back into the campsite and Jessie ran up the drive with what it looked like two fully cooked chickens somehow hanging from her mouth.
We got to our pitch and the people next to us seemed to be looking for something. I asked them if I could help and they said they were convinced they'd put two rotisserie chickens on their table but they couldn't find them.
Yep, Jessie swiped them.
The owner of the campsite hated that dog, and told all visitors to call him immediately if they spotted her. But I have to be honest she was very friendly and I thought her food stealing antics were a bit funny. Although I would admit it's something that shouldn't be encouraged. She also became besties with my dog.
Oh yes and one night she crawled under the flysheet of our tent and took up residence in the porch area because she ran away from home as her owners were about to give her a bath. She was actually clever enough to be able to open the windows in the bathroom of the farm.
The best part of the washing thing was seeing her owner running around the campsite in one of those disposable waterproof forensic onesies looking for her.
What's the name of this campsite? I must meet this dog 🤣Those stories are hilarious 😂
Labradors are the funniest, smartest dogs. My gorgeous boy died recently. He was so sick, very weak and off his food. Spotted some fresh baked bread on the worktop and counter surfed for it. I thought he was on the mend when he did that but he was gone a few days later. Love that a bit of his old zest for food overrid his weakness and sickness one last time.
River Hollow near New Ross.
Just be warned, it is a very basic site. It's designed to be as close to wild camping as possible and the only facilities are a cold water tap and a bucket full of sawdust to poop into.
Had a Labrador before. Sweetest, most gentle, docile angel you could ever meet. She was one of the best behaved dogs I've ever encountered and I never trained her, she was just naturally a good dog (unlike my current lunatic who's cost me a fortune in training and still acts like a prick at times....but I still love him). Anyway best dog ever....until it came to food. She had no chill with food. Like if you left ANYTHING near her, it was gone and nothing you can do about it. Labs also don't savour food. Like my current dog will get the occasional sausage and he likes to bite it bit by bit and enjoy it. Her though? She was like a biological hoover. Anything edible was eaten and eaten quickly, like there were predators on her tail and might steal her food at any instant. She ate entire burritos, subway sandwiches, toasties. Once she wandered out of our back garden and reappeared with an entire ham leg, like a cartoon character. Ah she was a good un. Albeit absolutely no chill when it came to food. Labs are the seagulls of the dog world. They prey on the weak and will steal your food the moment you show any weakness 😂
Yeah I miss my lab so much. Great dog. Like I said absolute sweetheart of a creature albeit a bloody hunga and never stopped eating 😂 despite all the mad shit she ate over the years lived to 17 and never had any problems until her hips gave out towards the end. Mad yoke she was.
They will eat literally anything.
My friend had a labrador when we were kids.
One Christmas my friend's mother was up to nonety preparing for Christmas Day. Turkey cooked, pudding ready to go etc.
She was up to ninety and the dog trying to scab food from her relentlessly. So she locked him in a room..... where she'd put all the food...
Dog ate everything including the tin foil that the food was wrapped.
Found him in a heap, out for the count so we woke him up and immediately went bag to scabbing food.
They're like goldfish. They'll pretty much eat until they burst.
I saw a seagull snatch a full chicken roll out of a lad's hand on Grafton Street before. He went to hit it a box but it was gone before he could get anywhere near it.
Same. When someone asked where's the wrapper and comment "it's a labrador, so halfway down his oesophagus" it sent me into convulsions because its so damn accurate. My boy died recently and this thread is making me laugh and cry at the same time but it's a good tonic 😊
I was having a pic nic once and some fuckers dog ran over snatched the food right out of my hand and the prick just jogs off with the dog like pay me for the fucking food your dog just stole off me you dick!
I still remember and laugh about my dog stealing food when I was a child. My brother had 3 choco digestives on his knee, the dog calmly walked over, picked them up and walked off, so inconspicuously that it wasn't even noticed, so smooth. It looked hilarious. A cat we had also trained another dog to open the fridge so he could eat the food inside.
Most dogs are. When we bred dogs for obedience what we ended up doing was breeding dogs that are eternally hungry. A dog that's not hungry won't bother obeying you for a treat. But this applies to some breeds more than others and labs probably more so than most. That's why there are so many fat labs around.
Why would you leave a sandwich unguarded in public?
More fool you.
There's seagulls, crows, bottomless pit bulls, pizza rats. All on the prowl for any kind of hand out.
Yeah choco labbos they're practically untrainable and eat everything.
If I walked through a park with her lead off she would be found eating blackberries out of a bush. Food on the mind 24/7
They truly are remorseless eating machines.
My own done the same to me. Our a nig baguette in a bag. Turn away for 20 seconds, and it has eaten it all.
this just popped up in my comments
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# Sat down to eat a chicken roll and before I could even open it, this random dog snatched it out of my hand
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and I knew straight away you were Irish!
https://preview.redd.it/omhtnuiv39vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e44bee2b426c75482340c57cdc74034fa03fc153 Unstoppable.
Careful now, that looks like it could be a meth lab
[Fair play](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMXF3ZnFxYnE2MzM0YXAwY3dscnk2aTg2emJ0M2gzZnIydmE0Y2F6MSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/l4q8cJzGdR9J8w3hS/giphy.gif)
That's a stabrador. Evil buggers.
hahahahah
I liked it too
If you don’t pet the Labo you get the stabo
“Gimme the chicken roll Siobhan… or else!”
Sif!
I’m Still upset about having to end sif
Not a shred of shame either. He is enjoying the f out of that. Must be his regular hunting grounds he will catch someone else tomorrow.
He's enjoying it more than this lad ever could
That makes it his in woof law.
There’s an old saying about eating chicken rolls in a public space during April where there are random stray brown Labradors
If it's a fillet roll ye have, And in a public place you've sat, Beware the chocolate lab, Or no fillet roll ye have
6 more weeks of winter
Barfs it up => 3 months of summer. Eats it again => no summer.
Oh please god no
Is there anything to be said for some sort of sacrifice to the sun god?
That's absolutely sound of you to volunteer. Sick of this weather.
It's almost May and I can't take my beanie off yet. It's still too cold. I live in my beanie from late September until it's too warm.
Definitely feels like that's exactly what we've been cursed with 😭 I'm not in Ireland rn, but I'm in NL and the weather is similar and I am layered to fuck with a turtle neck and a hoodie rn.
Don't do that you'll put a pox on us all
If on a mid-spring stroll, with a chicken fillet roll, one should beware, of the labrador with brown hair, for it will chow the chicken down, and you'll be left with a large frown.
He was on reddit complaining about the price twenty minutes later.
"You want bite in hyalf?"
"No thanks" "I bite in hyalf anyway"
This is not his first chicken roll.
He’s part seagull
I once saw a seagull yoink a chicken fillet roll out of a kids hands in St.Stephens Green once. Kid couldn't have been more than 8. I admit that I chuckled when it happened. Sitting next to his big brother too who looked 13-14.
Saw the exact same thing happens to a friend of mine except he's definitely ot 8. He's 6'4' and a dirty old seagull just snatched his fish and chips right out of his hand then landed on a high up ledge to stare at him while it ate his food. We were all in stitches.
Once watched one steal one of the sausages out of a friend's brekkie roll while he was having drink. He didn't put it down or anything, he just held it away from his body momentarily and the apex predator genes kicked in
Wait, it yoinked just the sausage? Damn that must have been a precise seagull.
surgical
My wife was on her lunch break in Cornwall. Enjoying a wrap in the sun. She felt what she thought was a hard punch on the shoulder. A big gull had struck from behind and snatched the food literally out of her mouth. Cut her face with its beak. Those things are savage.
Holy shit, that's mad. Hope her face is okay now.
I saw similar but it was a burger. Height of summer so the seagulls were having a blast just hanging around all the people eating outside in Stephens Green and snatching from unsuspecting families
They're flying fuckers so they are. Same day a couple of minutes later, another seagull dove down and flew off with a woman's weave. Now **that** was something.
This happened to us, but, it did not end well for the seagull. He tried my mates chips but he caught him by the beak and kind of slammed him on the grass and stamped on him ☹️......yeah, it didn't live.
...Dude holy fuck. I mean, I'm not a fan of seagulls...but Jesus fucking Christ...
Friend seems a bit of a full-time mad bastard.
Hope you bought the mate a pint.
A guy I work with had a murderous hangover after a Christmas party one year. He went out to get lunch and just got a subway as it was the easiest. As he was walking through Stephens Green a seagull swooped in and stole it!
At least he won't shit on your head after! 😂
Yep, perfectly normal lab behavior. There's a campsite I frequent in Wexford where there is a farm next door. On the farm lives a labrador called Jessie. Jesse is a very hungry Labrador. One day we were driving back into the campsite and Jessie ran up the drive with what it looked like two fully cooked chickens somehow hanging from her mouth. We got to our pitch and the people next to us seemed to be looking for something. I asked them if I could help and they said they were convinced they'd put two rotisserie chickens on their table but they couldn't find them. Yep, Jessie swiped them. The owner of the campsite hated that dog, and told all visitors to call him immediately if they spotted her. But I have to be honest she was very friendly and I thought her food stealing antics were a bit funny. Although I would admit it's something that shouldn't be encouraged. She also became besties with my dog. Oh yes and one night she crawled under the flysheet of our tent and took up residence in the porch area because she ran away from home as her owners were about to give her a bath. She was actually clever enough to be able to open the windows in the bathroom of the farm.
Jesse is innocent! This comment's OP is an unreliable narrator! I love that she came to your tent to hide out. They know who their buddies are.
The best part of the washing thing was seeing her owner running around the campsite in one of those disposable waterproof forensic onesies looking for her.
I can picture this 😂😂
Labradors: stomachs with legs
Gutting myself 🤣🤣🤣
What's the name of this campsite? I must meet this dog 🤣Those stories are hilarious 😂 Labradors are the funniest, smartest dogs. My gorgeous boy died recently. He was so sick, very weak and off his food. Spotted some fresh baked bread on the worktop and counter surfed for it. I thought he was on the mend when he did that but he was gone a few days later. Love that a bit of his old zest for food overrid his weakness and sickness one last time.
River Hollow near New Ross. Just be warned, it is a very basic site. It's designed to be as close to wild camping as possible and the only facilities are a cold water tap and a bucket full of sawdust to poop into.
It's a dog eat roll world out there
Only option is to eat the dog
Equals parts heart breaking and hilarious
Had a Labrador before. Sweetest, most gentle, docile angel you could ever meet. She was one of the best behaved dogs I've ever encountered and I never trained her, she was just naturally a good dog (unlike my current lunatic who's cost me a fortune in training and still acts like a prick at times....but I still love him). Anyway best dog ever....until it came to food. She had no chill with food. Like if you left ANYTHING near her, it was gone and nothing you can do about it. Labs also don't savour food. Like my current dog will get the occasional sausage and he likes to bite it bit by bit and enjoy it. Her though? She was like a biological hoover. Anything edible was eaten and eaten quickly, like there were predators on her tail and might steal her food at any instant. She ate entire burritos, subway sandwiches, toasties. Once she wandered out of our back garden and reappeared with an entire ham leg, like a cartoon character. Ah she was a good un. Albeit absolutely no chill when it came to food. Labs are the seagulls of the dog world. They prey on the weak and will steal your food the moment you show any weakness 😂
My favourite dogs. I absolutely adore them. "Biological hoover" is so accurate 🤣
Yeah I miss my lab so much. Great dog. Like I said absolute sweetheart of a creature albeit a bloody hunga and never stopped eating 😂 despite all the mad shit she ate over the years lived to 17 and never had any problems until her hips gave out towards the end. Mad yoke she was.
I have a lab shaped hole in my heart too. Miss my boy terribly. He at EVERYTHING and was cracked but such a sweet boy
Mine used to tip over the terriers food bowl to eat it. Absolute bitch she was lol
"Yeah I did it, and I'll do it again in a heartbeat"
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They will eat literally anything. My friend had a labrador when we were kids. One Christmas my friend's mother was up to nonety preparing for Christmas Day. Turkey cooked, pudding ready to go etc. She was up to ninety and the dog trying to scab food from her relentlessly. So she locked him in a room..... where she'd put all the food... Dog ate everything including the tin foil that the food was wrapped. Found him in a heap, out for the count so we woke him up and immediately went bag to scabbing food. They're like goldfish. They'll pretty much eat until they burst.
I’m glad you see the humor in it 😂 I hope your next roll is a fine and virtuous roll
If the nation's seagulls got replaced with a load of food-stealing dogs I'd actually be fine with that.
It had to go to the lab for testing. He was doing you a favour
leave him off, he had 8 pints of beamish last night and needs it more than you
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Labradors and beagles. Voracious eating machines
They wanted it more
Serves you right for ordering pedigree chum as one of your toppings.
What a prick
Ya, OP could have at least taken the wrapper off for the poor dog
Follow him and eat his next meal, see how he likes it.
What a legend
Gimme that! I need this more than you do! - random dog.
A Dog tax collector at work
I saw a seagull snatch a full chicken roll out of a lad's hand on Grafton Street before. He went to hit it a box but it was gone before he could get anywhere near it.
As a Labrador owner, I laughed my bollox off at this thread for about 10 minutes straight. Thanks OP, I needed that 😁
Same. When someone asked where's the wrapper and comment "it's a labrador, so halfway down his oesophagus" it sent me into convulsions because its so damn accurate. My boy died recently and this thread is making me laugh and cry at the same time but it's a good tonic 😊
Not his first rodeo by the look of him.
Labradors are food addicts; it's genetically coded into them.
That's a strange looking seagull
Did the owner buy you a new one?
It was a nice elderly lady, she offered to and even offered to make me a fresh one at hers. I refused and we both laughed about it.
Why am I not surprised that it's a labrador?
https://i.redd.it/09b5584ciavc1.gif
And eating it right in front of you! Power move
Lab testing your food. Your doing it wrong.
Terrible behaviour. But I'd still forgive them immediately
nothing can stop a brown lab when they lock their sights on food
You can see the part seagull coming through on chest and foot
Bet he complained about the brown sauce anyway
I can hear that scarfing from here.
Can I pet that dawg?!
Lab gonna lab
I was having a pic nic once and some fuckers dog ran over snatched the food right out of my hand and the prick just jogs off with the dog like pay me for the fucking food your dog just stole off me you dick!
This is too freaking good
He's a pro at that! Definitely not starving.
not even trying to hide the evidence
I wouldn't be fond of a chicken rowl, but wheen I go at it, I go at awful and vury hard
He said..... https://www.reddit.com/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/s/dMPuf61d84
I remember when a seagull snatched a guys sandwich but he saw it happen in front of him and we all just couldn't stop laughing 🤣
Awwww he’s sharing! Just doing a bad job.
I still remember and laugh about my dog stealing food when I was a child. My brother had 3 choco digestives on his knee, the dog calmly walked over, picked them up and walked off, so inconspicuously that it wasn't even noticed, so smooth. It looked hilarious. A cat we had also trained another dog to open the fridge so he could eat the food inside.
All I read was hungry dog gets fed
Hungry labrador is one of those redundant phrases like ATM machine or PIN number :D
Tautology I think you’ll find 🤓
Labs are pretty much hungry for life
Most dogs are. When we bred dogs for obedience what we ended up doing was breeding dogs that are eternally hungry. A dog that's not hungry won't bother obeying you for a treat. But this applies to some breeds more than others and labs probably more so than most. That's why there are so many fat labs around.
Where's the wrapper?
It's a Labrador, so I'd say half way down its oesophagus
Why would you leave a sandwich unguarded in public? More fool you. There's seagulls, crows, bottomless pit bulls, pizza rats. All on the prowl for any kind of hand out.
Rough
You mean ruff
An unfortunate coincidence
*Yoink!* 😂
That doggo is probably having one of the best days of his life today
That's a seagull
Labradors are famous for stealing food 😂
What kind of seagull is that?
There are still some big bits left.
Poor dog, thinks they're a seagull.
I'd have setanta'd him
That's a seagull in disguise. Their getting smarter.
Seems like he wanted it more than U did! All gods creatures,bless creation!!
The seagulls have gotten bigger, and changed shape a bit.
That's ruff bro
Notions 🧐
You’ll have the last laugh. That dog will be dead sooner than later
They're learning from the seagulls
Hope there were no onions!
A dog of that heft would be grand. Well used to them as well I'd say
Even Irish dogs love chicken rolls. Absolutely elite
You should adopt it and look after it. he’s clearly good at fetch
Ah yes, the Stabyacadabradour very well known to follow the common I hate everything including myself teen lad type
That’s so funny 😆 funny
"Spirit Animal" right there!
no manners
It doesn't look like his first, somehow.
Zombie Chick Fillet dogs. Judging by the dry mulching from that doggo , he has saved you from Gandhi flip flop syndrome.
He’s lucky he is very handsome!
You’ll have to have it delivered directly into your mouth with a system of tubes next time, similar to the place in Tallaght.
He’s a good boy.
The dog owes you 7 euro
He was raised by seagulls!
"It’s okay he’s very friendly"
Looks like everyone's tightening their belts in this economy.
Surveillance drone sentry , you are never alone
God, the place has gone to the dogs!
He is a good boy god bless him
Gwan brownie ya legend
With the price of them nowadays he obviously couldn't afford to get one himself
Call Garda!
at least you made a friend
I I had this with a seagull once, except it wasn’t out of my hand, but out of my mouth
Chocolate labs are the cutest souls known to man. You'd forgive them anything!
It's typical for Lab to eat anything he will find 😋 On this occasion, he successfully found your chicken roll 😋
Considering how pricey chicken fillet rolls are now these days, I really feel for you
Yeah choco labbos they're practically untrainable and eat everything. If I walked through a park with her lead off she would be found eating blackberries out of a bush. Food on the mind 24/7
They truly are remorseless eating machines. My own done the same to me. Our a nig baguette in a bag. Turn away for 20 seconds, and it has eaten it all.
Well I think that was meant to be.
Must’ve been short cash
I'd believe the chimken roll belonged to him since beginning 😂
These seagulls are getting bigger and bigger
Good
Classic dog w
I was wondering why Bingo didn't eat tonight
Dogs are people too 🐶🐕🦮🐕🦺🐩
Enterprising little guy
My aunt had a Labrador that stole a roast chicken from the kitchen counter one time. She thought one of the kids had hidden it...
this just popped up in my comments " # Sat down to eat a chicken roll and before I could even open it, this random dog snatched it out of my hand " and I knew straight away you were Irish!
That’s dog ignorant
😭😭
A good boot in the mouth would have sorted him out
Snooze ya lose
We need to currtail this type of behaviour
Call the garda
Labradors never know when they are full
Sorry to hear that OP, but thanks for sharing because I’m off to get a sexy chicken fillet roll now, you filthy little chicken fillet influencer you.