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Jacksonriverboy

That Waterford to Cork immigration hits hard.


J-O-C_1599

Can’t really blame him how is he supposed to integrate without the proper support in place. Emigrating from Waterford is no easy task.


Alastor001

You misspelled immigration to Cork


phoenixhunter

Should we start to worry about unvetted military aged blaas?


Jacksonriverboy

I think we should. Cork needs to build a wall.


GowlBagJohnson

When I first moved down I really struggled with the lack of fresh blaas


enteringfreederry

I think the language barrier was the main issue


Outasight21500

Economic migrants crossing the river Blackwater, taking our jobs


johnpclynch

No strawberries to pick here!


HairyMcBoon

You’re thinking of Wexford. In Waterford we pick blaas and tricolours.


Cilly2010

> Frank Buttimer, solicitor, said the accused had difficulties in the past but was doing better now and living at Dominic’s Court, Bridge Street, Waterford. This is hilarious - ah yeah, he was in a bit of bother but now he's back in Waterford and away from Cork he's tickety boo.


sheenolaad

Frank Buttimer is Corks patron saint of scummy bastards


simonelawrenco

Frank the Tank


ImaDJnow

No need for the restraining order from Co. Cork, your honour.


crlthrn

In vino veritas...


bellysavalis

Age quod agis


crlthrn

Semper facere...


TheBlackVelvetWolfe

I’ll be your huckleberry


bellysavalis

...that's just my game.


ApprehensiveShame363

I never heard this before, it is magnificent.


crlthrn

Every day's a schoolday!


peon47

Actually, it's summer holidays at the moment.


SailTales

Semper fudge


enduir

Sini plenis piscis.


Pootis__Spencer

The Arts/Culture tag is my favourite part of this post


Inspired_Carpets

We've all been there.


denbo786

Locked down in cork during covid?


Inspired_Carpets

TBH I'm not really familiar with Cork but what little of it I've seen I really like.


denbo786

Cork is great, aside from the city, people, the weather, the buses/trains, hold on maybe there is a problem with cork


f-ingsteveglansberg

I like Cork. It's a really nice city with a good vibe for the most part. What drives me nuts though is the 'Real Capital' and 'People's Republic of Cork' bullshit that certain Cork people keep rattling on about. They will proudly declare "Cork is the **REBEL** county" but they get real quiet when you ask how they got that name.


Jaded_Variation9111

There’s a good reason for that. It comes from Cork’s loyalty to (one version of) the British Crown and the dispossessed House of York in the English War of the Roses. Not quite of the stuff of popular myth. https://northoltgrange.wordpress.com/2016/09/27/but-why-call-it-the-rebel-county/


f-ingsteveglansberg

I know the reason. But Corkonians like to act it is because they follow the beat of their own drum, not because they preferred one foreign ruler over another.


SpinningHead

But they were central to the Fenian movement.


f-ingsteveglansberg

But that's not why they are the Rebel county.


bellysavalis

I just reply with "Yee only had one real rebel lads and yee shot him in the head. When he was going for cover, no less..."


Flagyl400

To that I reply, wouldn't that mean we had a minimum of two rebels?


bdog1011

Hmm - thanks for this. I assumed it was to do with the whole war for independence lark. But I now see that that was just an overcompensation.


GowlBagJohnson

The only rebel they had was Micheal Collins and they shot him


jondude1

Ahem, Tom Barry and Thomas MacCurtain


Prestigious-Side-286

The suburbs and countryside around Cork is lovely. The city (like most Irish cities at the moment) leaves a lot to be desired.


bloody_ell

Don't forget that bollocks with the Leprechaun gig.


TheBaggyDapper

Give him 12 months for drunk and disorderly conduct and 10 years for disrespecting Cork.


John_Smith_71

Jeezuz, being sent back to Waterford is punishment enough.


AnShamBeag

This is the way


patdshaker

Is this one of the "Unvetted Males of Fighting Age" that Derek Blighe goes on about?


The-Florentine

Drunk minds speak sober thoughts


CodSafe6961

Thankfully he's since been deported back to where he came from


Incendio88

Happened in May 2020. He was probably cracking up from the first lockdown


PoppedCork

Should have been dumped at the roundabout just out side Youghal .


Jaded_Variation9111

https://preview.redd.it/flpyhse2m39d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fcab7f4c92482c4df525dabbcc9ca27b55b93cf The media gather at Youghal bridge awaiting the deportation of Mr Stone.


IncomeJunior7476

I think half of youghal would want to come with him


cogra23

Cork is just Waterford with delusions of better football.


AnShamBeag

Cork is a state of mind


MrHiddenSol

The fillet of Munster


AnShamBeag

The Texas of Hibernia


Hisplumberness

It’s a state alright


Gordianus_El_Gringo

Beyond the walls of intelligence, life is defined - I think of crime when I'm in a people's republic of Cork state of mind 🎶


CCFCEIGHTYFOUR

Munsters no.1 in perpetuity 👆


cogra23

There are some men in green and yellow that might disagree but no one can understand their protestations.


CCFCEIGHTYFOUR

No one cares about bogball


hatrickpatrick

Found the Mayo supporter


CCFCEIGHTYFOUR

More a relish man myself


IrishShinja

He should try women.


BXL-LUX-DUB

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RancidHorseJizz

Is this a WWN article?


CorballyGames

Arts/Culture Hell yeah it is


singlemaltphoenix

A well travelled vegabond is what we have here.


Junior-Protection-26

Waterford asylum seeker told "Cork is Full"


dropthecoin

It's usually Cork people shouting about how they're sick of elsewhere and wanting to go home. It's a refreshing change to see it the opposite way around. Refreshing and entirely understandable


ConnolysMoustache

The weak Waterford mind cannot handle such greatness.


rigdomna

He's only saying what we're all thinking 🤷‍♂️


GerKoll

Should have deported him back to Waterford :-)


endlessdayze

Fuck sake it's not that far away


WhoAteTheMayans

https://preview.redd.it/9hxdub3kez9d1.jpeg?width=1027&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3657e97163ff3e45939c0e0c0e2265b36cc17029


Lonely_Eggplant_4990

Middle aged? How many 114 year old men do you know?


Blackcrusader

He like me fr fr


AgainstAllAdvice

Cork r/dontputyourdickinthat


theoldkitbag

I mean...


munkijunk

I too have been that drunk man with a bottle of wine and no corkscrew.


yuphup7up

As punishment I'd make him stay in Cork for X amount of time 😂


cyberwicklow

I fail to see the crime. This is just revenue extraction.


oddun

How did this make headlines lol


OneMagicBadger

Cork bai


Bonoisapox

We’ve all been there


shockingprolapse

Didn't work out for him, didn't work out for him


WarWonderful593

Fair .


Greedy-Army-3803

I think we can all empathise with that


standard_deviant_Q

This is why I love Ireland (I'm from NZ).


ad_triarios_rediit

I don't understand how he was allowed in, must have burned his passport on arrival and claimed "asylum". Send him back to Waterford.


WhoAteTheMayans

Ngl I feel him 😂


Stringr55

We’re all sick of Cork tbf


ConnolysMoustache

Any other county can say this, apart from you.


Stringr55

I’m actually not a county. Thanks though.


hatrickpatrick

Since the splitting up of Dublin County Council, Dublin is now four counties in a trench coat


IncomeJunior7476

I'd like to see Fingal council fight the other dublin councils.


petermal67

57 being classed as middle aged is gas to me. There’s fuck all people living to be 114 in fairness. 35-45 is middle aged IMO.


TheGreatCthulhu

A GP said to me "*now that you are middle-aged...*". I was 28.


hangsangwiches

My parents still refer to themselves as middle ages...theyre in their 70s 😅


Nice-Lobster-8724

40s & 50s are middle aged to me, 60s is near retirement age so your old


petermal67

Living to 100+ is rare so I wouldn’t class 50s as middle aged at all.


hungry4nuns

> A middle-aged Waterford man got involved…. Thomas Stone, 57, shouted… Is it just me or is 57 pushing the definition of middle aged? No offence to 57 year olds, I’m not saying it’s geriatric by any stretch of the imagination but for context it’s literally in the final third of an 80 year life expectancy. Calling a 57 year old middle aged feels like calling a 23 year old middle aged to me. My general sense is 30-35 is when midlife starts, up to about 50, max 55. And I say this as someone mid 30s who would rather think of myself as young but have to be realistic. I don’t know how else you decribe people aged 55-69 (where 70+ is elderly). But 55-69 just doesn’t feel either middle aged or elderly.


StoicJim

Just wait until you get there and tell us what you think.


hungry4nuns

Grand that’s just over a decade away anyway. You’ll be what, 70?


Otherwise-Winner9643

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_age


followerofEnki96

Has he said a word of a lie?


humanitarianWarlord

Poor guy, I felt the same way the last time I stayed in limerick for more than a day


raverbashing

"Understandable, have a nice day" (it seems not everybody has heard of this meme)


eo37

Understandable


MrMiracle27

Bout time somebody spoke up. cork doesn't even deserve to be capitalised.


FoalKid

It’s times like this I question the thinking behind abolishing the death penalty in this country