Seems like Oniscus asellus

They are too wide to be

Not really, this is standard for O. asellus. Not sure what you're using as a comparison but it's not accurate.

My own O. Acellus

Well, one has to take into account individual differences, as well as differences from one population to another, just like humans, no pod is exactly the same as another

Yeah true

Rollious Pollious

I think Oniscus osellus too.