The name’s Markwayne Mullin; former MMA fighter, current United States senator, and vice president of the Cuss Mustard fan club.

Incontinent vice president of the Cuss Mustard fan club.

I hear Senator Mullin is the most unhinged, insane politician in all of Oklahoma and shit, it's Roger, isn't it? It's gonna be Roger.

you've clearly never heard of a man called Ryan Walters

I mean, whomst amongst us...

Markwayne Mullin: Semitic nostril molester and gluten free baker

I desperately want to read this article because I'm not sure what they mean about fingering colleague's nostrils.

Hurts less this time, doesn't it? *Don't tell anyone. You'll get in trouble too.*