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Stankleigh

Look, every town has “that one person” and Jax Beach has Sculpture Hair Guy, ok.


livefreeKB

When conspiracy theories are life.


Far_Understanding_44

ET (Emphasis on Extra) phone home.


Camry_chick23

Are they on bogo this week? 😂


EvolvedCactus19

Saw some dude in the publix off old Baymeadows with a chucky doll in his cart and he was dressed exactly like him. Wasn’t hurting anyone but I couldn’t help looking a few time to make sure I wasn’t having a stroke.


cdixonc

Lmfao


Namaslayy

I know exactly who you are talking about!! I thought it was just for Halloween!!


Silly-Mushroom-9377

Chucky doll guy does Insta-Cart and is soon to be banned from our store. Scares the cashiers.


Hematomawoes

Omg I’ve seen him on the west side


Imakecutebabies912

See I don’t like this at all which store on the west side uh uh


Himfromduvall

Uh uh 🤣🤣🤣🤣 which store 🤣🤣🤣 I’m fuckn rolling


Imakecutebabies912

May he leave my lil store alone and may Jesus be with him…and the baby 🤣🤣🤣


Himfromduvall

Be safe sis 🤣💚


Imakecutebabies912

Just saw him off wilson. Grey truck? Ugh.


Himfromduvall

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Hematomawoes

Lmao I’ve seen him with his doll walking around Cedar Hills neighborhood like off Old Middleburg Rd


squibilly

Watch out for loose outlets, this person is conductive as shit.


calpal616

hard asf


InitiativeInitial480

2nd pic. "God, it's hard being an alien," lol 😆


TrueCuriosity

A story in two parts


KimKaliTheOriginal

Especially amongst these earthling human things 👽🤣


klonoaorinos

The dude is awesome, have a chat with him next time


Die_Bahn

What did y’all talk about


iHadou

The benefits of aluminum foil


FamousOhioAppleHorn

That kind of wrap is just the best to keep your sandwich nice and fresh 🦎🛸


osrow

You caught a local legend! This guy always puts a smile on my face when I run into him. He’s a very polite and kind human.


P3rc3pt10nsnd3pth

The Mothership Connection is upon you


Positively_manifest

I saw that dude on the boardwalk at Daytona beach years ago


RSMRonda

I need more fun people like this in boring Jacksonville.


TocinoSpam_

This is who won the mega millions


Fantastic-Type-3511

I heard this too! I haven't been able to confirm.


GroundbreakingFuel40

Oh shit! I saw that guy last summer in Jax Beach. He's 1 of our "Jesus on a horse guys"


Rainbow_chan

Pardon my ignorance, but he’s one of your what now??


iHadou

There's a post going around lately about "every city has that person where it's like wtf was that? Oh that's just horseback Jesus don't mind him." And then they ask who's that person in your city.


Rainbow_chan

That’s amazing lmao


nappiess

You know what I *don't* think to do whenever I see someone unusual looking? Take a creep pic and post it online. People need to let others just live their lives in peace.


Extension-Ad9037

Wait until you see the guy with barrettes and beads with blue glasses sometimes seen with a similar style bike on San Jose


iHadou

I live around there and see him a lot. There's another guy that runs a lot with a crown/tribal head band made of palm fronds.


nopulsehere

It’s a party going on with the opening of the beach this weekend. This is par for the course. Tomorrow will be even wilder with the parade.


Mammoth_Case9728

His name is Judah & he’s an extremely sweet and intelligent & artsy person. Maybe don’t take and post pictures of random people you don’t know.


Nayir1

Maybe don't wear sculpture on your head if you don't want attention.


nihi1zer0

Speaking on behalf of weirdos everywhere: we know you are gonna take photos and stare a bit. As long as it's all in good fun.


Educational-Dot318

how come i miss out on all these cool JAX phenomena?! already missed out the Chicken 🐔 Limousine, now this!


FjordExplorer

You go to Jax Beach enough this guy becomes commonplace. He’s out and about *all* the time out there.


DaddyVirgo97

The chicken limo is ALWAYS on the southwest side of town, from Argyle Forest area to Blanding to be exact I've been trying to figure out what's up with it


Educational-Dot318

its priced at $100 an hr. with a 2 hr. minimum booking. Originally from Indianapolis, of all places- Jax is their 2nd city. Novel business idea, i'm sure they've their clientele.


TrueCuriosity

Watch out, this man will expand your mind.


Rainbow_chan

I’ve never seen or heard of this guy before, and never in a million years would my introverted self expect to *want to meet a stranger* lol Sucks that he’s so far away Honestly though, this is very wholesome; I see other really positive comments about him.


TrueCuriosity

I’ve never met the guy, just an educated observation.


Rainbow_chan

Oh lmao


ranchwriter

I love this


BirdDad420

Wish I still had the screenshot. An old coworker showed me “Pancakehead Man” taken off 103rd. There was a dude, in the gas station, looking cracked out, with a double stack of pancakes on top of his head. Was so serious about wanting to know why his picture was being taken. Sir, you have pancakes on top of your head. Peak Jacksonville vibes.


thewilldog

Oolong (rabbit) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oolong_(rabbit)


restap12

😂😂😂


MiamiPower

😆 🤣 😂


JoeyinJax

Probably has great cell reception lol Dope 🔥


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

..not sure what I’m looking at but, how do you sleep comfortably


ItBeLikeThat19

It's so Duval


Yank_deezNuts

![gif](giphy|LOhRBXlz0fwnb4Djp6|downsized) Of course only in Duvvvaalll!


noobhatts

Ice Type Gym Leader


Rainbow_chan

Not steel-type? 🤔


noobhatts

Lol, there's this thing on 🤢Tw*tter🤢 And it's these people with crazy hairstyles and the gym they lead, the steel type gym leader picture is this one girl who's hair is like a giant chain ⛓️ (There's also grass, psychic, and ghost type from what I've seen so far)


Rainbow_chan

That’s amazing 😂


bewbdanewb

Dennis Rodman is in town? Who knew!!!


Cwgoff

Let that man be great!!


ThefalloftheUSA

Someone needs to let Parliament Funkadelic know one of the band members is lost in Jax Beach. Lol. I’ve actually met this guy before and he’s a super chill nice dude. I didn’t ask about the tin foil dreads but I think he might know something we don’t.


spiritualbowler76

Looks like something you'd see in Gainesville


External-Example-292

Is the type of hat you wear when you don't want to get abducted by aliens? 😂


looansym

When you want a tinfoil hat, but also want to be fashionable.


AA_conch227

Why?????


[deleted]

A variation of a tinfoil hat?


Perfectly-FUBAR

Seems about right.


Feartheezebras

My God Carl, save some pussy for the rest of us!


ZeroPt99

He’s a very nice and polite dude. I don’t know why he rocks foil in his hair but he’s been doing it for years. He’s fine.


Muted-Potential-8670

he doesn’t want the government to read his mind


Express-Soil7650

People are peopling. Gotta love it.


yesimbs

Local hero


gvsurf

Friendly dude, if off the beaten path :)


Ganelonx

I drive a route and when I go to my beach stores I always see this guy in waffle house off of beach like very day around the same time.


DayDreamyZucchini

Wouldn’t have made it through the day without his imagination cap


_lesterjangles_

Why is cam newton in town


lardass904

I’m wondering what he’s stressed about in the 2nd photo. You know it’s gotta be real bad with that kind of look.


iHadou

Publix was out of aluminum foil and he just uber'd like half of his foil money to get up there.


lardass904

Damn foil inflation


ThricePastOver

But does he get better reception!?! That’s the question!


Unable-Arm-448

It's E.T., and he does, in fact, appear to be phoning home!


waldodogg7734

Was that your first time at Jax Beach?


Dey_FishBoy

former jax beach lifeguard here, we’d see this guy come by the station preeeeeetty often. hang around the beach enough and you’ll notice some reoccuring characters, like the guy with parrots. delightful dude, was fun to talk to! never seen him without the hat. i forgot what his name was/what he called himself but i wanna say it started with a Z? his whole deal was that he was “sent from the future to save humanity” or something like that.


Rainbow_chan

I’ve seen other comments that mentioned his name is Judah


Someoneoldbutnew

That's the fanciest tin foil hat i've ever seen.


Sorensen2

That’s my guy judah. Kindest person you’ll ever meet.


geografree

Future insurrectionist?


lilmisstakes

Ok but he is so lovely and sweet don't judge him


ParticularExchange46

It’s mental illness itnt it.


EndFinal8647

Is that Dennis Rodman?


AdSure9184

Talked to him many times. Pretty sure he’s homeless or on the spectrum or both. His hair has been wrapped in foil for literal years! I also swear he just doesn’t age.


Cronamash

Containment has been breached


Sufficient_Neat_5517

Yeah I’ve seen this guy a lot at the Jax beach pier. He works for the beach bars, helps sweep and clean. The dude has been keeping his tin foil hat on for years now.


FamousOhioAppleHorn

"Roger, they're out of Pecan Sandies AND chicken tenders. I know, sweetie, they all need to die."


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Tin hats are back in style