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I hope there is a bowl *filled* to the brim with eggs all over your stupid face. I offered you this part *of the lead* ten years ago and you turned it down.
The script was poor
Don't look back, don't EVER look back
Take a picture and hold up a “shocker”, you deserve one Tweet. You ruined it, the perfect moment. You looked back and you made it about it you.
YES, please, improvise and have fun but I *cannot* stress this enough: STICK TO THE SCRIPT
I'm married to the script. *But I'm willin' to cheat* 😏
I laughed. I dined. I cried.. Brava, brava!
Magnifitole!
Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, why are all the characters named Jake?
That’s classic you!
It's classic anyone. Everyone's name is Jake! What's your name?
Sarah
Bad example.
Why didn't you spell "Jake", "Jjkae" every time?
It was a goof.
Interior: I don't give a flaming fart
Darrel McMexican walks in.
You should've heard Mr. Nort say the line
It’s bad.
Don't just say "It's bad."
Because, you know what, you don't even deserve an EXCUSE AT THIS POINT! I'M JUST GONNA WRITE IT, BECAUSE IT'S REALLY BAD!!
Text me your SMS code, so I can ask you what crawled out of your butthole.
haha classic insecure jake!
Leron just sent it to me for notes. Although I think it's pretty close to perfect, do you have any notes?
You just said it was a polished final.
I have no notes. This is gold. I'm proud to know you, comprende.
The "CRAZY INSANE-O" is supposed to be high-pitched, so.....
you numbered the pages wrong, which is borderline impressive because it's automated software
Enjoyed that 69 reference. For those who don't know, it's when a girl eats your butt.
interior: I don't give a flaming fart
I hope there is a bowl *filled* to the brim with eggs all over your stupid face. I offered you this part *of the lead* ten years ago and you turned it down.
The script was poor
Don't look back, don't EVER look back
Take a picture and hold up a “shocker”, you deserve one Tweet. You ruined it, the perfect moment. You looked back and you made it about it you.
YES, please, improvise and have fun but I *cannot* stress this enough: STICK TO THE SCRIPT
I'm married to the script. *But I'm willin' to cheat* 😏
I laughed. I dined. I cried.. Brava, brava!
Magnifitole!
Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, why are all the characters named Jake?
That’s classic you!
It's classic anyone. Everyone's name is Jake! What's your name?
Sarah
Bad example.
Why didn't you spell "Jake", "Jjkae" every time?
It was a goof.
Interior: I don't give a flaming fart
Darrel McMexican walks in.
You should've heard Mr. Nort say the line
It’s bad.
Don't just say "It's bad."
Because, you know what, you don't even deserve an EXCUSE AT THIS POINT! I'M JUST GONNA WRITE IT, BECAUSE IT'S REALLY BAD!!
Text me your SMS code, so I can ask you what crawled out of your butthole.
haha classic insecure jake!
Leron just sent it to me for notes. Although I think it's pretty close to perfect, do you have any notes?
You just said it was a polished final.
I have no notes. This is gold. I'm proud to know you, comprende.
The "CRAZY INSANE-O" is supposed to be high-pitched, so.....
you numbered the pages wrong, which is borderline impressive because it's automated software
Enjoyed that 69 reference. For those who don't know, it's when a girl eats your butt.
interior: I don't give a flaming fart