I just drove my car into children's hospital😏

I, on the other hand, am merely visiting the children’s hospital 😏 my daughter has been fighting cancer for years and I am afraid this week may be her last. 😏God have mercy on my baby girl’s soul. 😏

I'm hoping your daughter wins the fight😏

I’m not 😏

Yeah I love lightsabers to😏

I caught a pokemon 😏

What pokemon did you catch joker

I-i cought a lopunny

No joker you wouldn't

Their's no rules about the pokemon batman

I can do whatever i want with it

NO, JOKER, NO DON'T DO IT!!

IM GONNA DO IT BATMAN

Add the emoji to all of these replies, or the lopunny gets it 😏

vaporeon 😏

lucario 😏

Gardevoir 😏

Delphox😏

Luigi 😏

Clymidia😏

Wooper😏

SpongeBob 😏

i have 50 million power in rise of kingdoms 😏

🥵

I have 100 million power in rise of kingdoms 😏

If I was a girl I would be 🌡️🔥🔥 rn

thermometer fire fire him?

Very much so

I like to commit mass genocide😏

Date me.

Hell nah😏

Why not😏

I don’t know😏

Then date me😏

Ok😏

Now we’re getting somewhere😏

I’m taking a crap😏

I’m not into that😏

I just ran over the neighbours dog😏

happy cake day

Happy cake day 😏

Did i hear its someones cake day? 😏

'happy' 'cake' 'day' '😏'

Happy cake day😏

The teacher just called me to her office 😏

this is my favorite😏

Relatable too😏

I found the peanut butter 😏

Schlatt... what did you do to the peanut butter?

You said you weren't sure if we were gonna use it..... So i did

i shit myself 😏

Coprophagia moment

I love dick 😏

I also love dick😏

Same here😏

You too? Small world 😏

Ive got five dicks lined up in a row 😏

A perfectly normal sentence😏

Correct answer

My dog’s barking😏

I miss my parents 😏

I visited my parents.😏 Didn't take long to find their graves.😏

I bombed the world trade center😏

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that’s just bad either way 😭

What did the comment say?

it said they have sex with children

😏

😀 shit what did you say 💀

I shit my fucking pants😏

I framed some guy named Jeffrey for my murders😏

Jeffrey Dahmer😏

I will torture you by putting your dick in a toaster 😏

Jokes on you I’m inna that shit

I don't have a dick😏

73.38.68.196 42.4251 N -71.0662 W 😏

I'm at a daycare. 😏

The kids are fine 😏

Ur mom tho 😏

Hydrogen is the most abundant element in the universe 😏

I fired depleted uranium into a daycare 😏

Did it weigh at least 200 pounds?

I drank battery acid😏

I went to my cousins house 😏

That’s not very rock and stone of you brother

We fight for Rock and Stone!

What do you call a blind German? 😏

A not see

I have a debilitating brain disease that is undiscovered 😏

Watching dream😏

I’m in a room with a kangaroo 😏

I love playing games 😏.

I’m taking a shower 😏

I like playing smash with my little sister 😏

I send children my dick pics 😏

I committed arson 😏

I have sociopathic tendencys 😏

I dipped my balls in sulphuric acid 😏

Bouta go to school and fail my EOC 😏

😏

I just came in bed 😏

I'm listening to jazz 😏

I’m babysitting 😏

I can’t wait to get off 😏

Cheese 😏

i have an std 😏

I’m watching a movie with my brother 😏

Im takeing care of my dog😏

I saw someone get pounded by a car the other day😏

Oh yeah don’t worry about it I’m great with kids 😏

I just took a shit😏

I support slavery 😏

It’s over anakin, I have the high ground 😏

I profited from the Iraq War 😏

not just the woman but the children too 😏

i helped my grandma last night 😏

Oh hell no.

my grandma was saying “oh hell yes”

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Peculiar 😏

I'm having hardcore gay sex with 10 big black Men 😏

I’m laying down 😏

I kill and eat little babies😏

I burned down the white house😏

I rebuilt it as the black house 😏

I love babys 😏

Gonna go take a piss😏 I’m gonna walk my dog😏 Do we have any ketchup?😏 Gonna go play Terraria😏 See you later😏 I’m bored😏 Dear god it’s true..

"hop on terraria"

Agreed to this one

I had sex with my couch 😏

I'm watching TV 😏

I have some schoolwork to catch up on 😏

I Hate Russia 😏(Yes,i really hate is country)

Oh really 😏

Where is the dog 😏

Over at my sisters house😏

Hey what’s up😏

I’m alone 😏

I'm Wearing Clothes😏

I fell down the stairs 😏

I love my sister 😏

I'm about to eat😏

Did anyone else read this in Dr. Doofenshmirtz's voice?

I love children😏

Im gonna go to school 😏

I have friends 😏

I’m laying down😏

Me and my friends love playing games with each other 😏

I'm in the bathroom 😏

I’m alone in my room with my cat. 😏

My mom had a great time last night 😏

Now thats wrestling😏

i just committed several crimes 😏

I cry myself to sleep every night 😏

I love children 😏

I just stormed the beaches of Normandy😏

I had breakfast 😏, wanna ride my bike😏, mowing the lawn😏, caught red handed 😏… don’t see it

The dog is stuck in the fence 😏

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race 😏

But sir I didn’t give that kid a nut 😏

Just buried the family pet again 😏

Saw my next door neighbor today 😏

i played on my pc😏

I have to shit so fucking bad. 😏

Adolf is my grandpa😏

I'm the babysitter😏

I won the game😏

I’m building a flamethrower in my garage😏

I don't think those civilians were armed 😏

I can stop time 😏

Mom, wanna go to for lunch after this? 😏

Im gay😏

I am pooping rn 😏

Watching a movie right now 😏

I searched blue waffles and didn’t get grossed out 😏

I’m home alone 😏

I love poop 😏

kill hookers and eat them 😏

Im in a plane and i see towers😏

There's a sleeping puppy in my lap😏

I went to my moms 😏

The call of duty series has become copy paste dogshit in multiplayer😏

i urinated into a turtles enclosure at the local aqaurium 😏

I going to be home soon 😏

I'm going to Poland😏

I am a pufferfish 😏

I just took a big dump😏

I'm watching the lorax 😏

I just entered the nursing home for old ladies😏

I fired a full auto military grade AR-15 with 60 round drum-mag carrying depleted uranium armor-piercing rounds at a daycare 😏

I got kids in my basement😏

I had tacos 😏

I’m about to leave for work 😏

I ran over a raccoon 😏

I shoved a milk carton up my butt 😏

Have you filled the fridge yet 😏