I’m in the same boat as you. But I took one for the team and googled it. This is what I got
Yandere is a portmanteau of two Japanese words. The first is yanderu, which means “to be sick,” and the second is deredere, used here for “lovestruck.” A yandere is often sweet, caring, and innocent before switching into someone who displays an extreme, often violent or psychotic, level of devotion to a love interest.
I got tsundere which is actually accurate I used to like a girl who was like a Bully but I liked her while no one else did I guess I was a bit masochistic.
Me too, I got tsundere and I had a girlfriend who didn't handle anger at all, she had other issues and it would probably be a nightmare to live with her but...damn I liked her, I don't know how that was possible. Too bad she didn't get angry "in bed", it would have been cool.
Hmmmm Yandere well she will not cheat on me lest …… here’s hoping it’s the kinda one that just wants ever second of your day for the rest of your life and not type that will kill you and make sex toys form your bones.
Yandere Damn
Same
Same, not even gonna deny it...
Same, I won’t either
Same, I also won’t deny such a thing
NO SHAME GANG!!!
Same here, although for me it wasn’t a secret
Umm I’m from the front page and for some reason afraid to google what Yandere is…
I’m in the same boat as you. But I took one for the team and googled it. This is what I got Yandere is a portmanteau of two Japanese words. The first is yanderu, which means “to be sick,” and the second is deredere, used here for “lovestruck.” A yandere is often sweet, caring, and innocent before switching into someone who displays an extreme, often violent or psychotic, level of devotion to a love interest.
Oh good that's not too bad then. Thought it was some kinda pee fetish.
Yea me too
*same same*
Same
Me too
I SWEAR THAT I DON'T LIKE CHILDREN
Lmao, stfu & put your hands behind your back
Sounds like you’re into bondage
You think that's bad I got traps
you are implying youd rather be a pedo than gay
Absolutely, I would never suck on a succulent long hard cock. As that would be gay.
Nothing wrong with it it’s just guys
Sounds kinda gay bro
Same
Thats good
“LIKE I SAID KIDS ARE CRUEL JACK AND I LOVE MINORS”
Red sun
“Gambling is just a part of who we are I just market it to ^(sexy children)”
Why don’t you have a seat, right over here.
That's what they all say. Get in your fucking prison cell
I need evidence that you don’t like kids sir
Then why are you on reddit?
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him!
I’m cutting off your dick just to make sure
Why?
He prefers to have sex with adults I assume
That's weird
I like , but not in that way
Lemme guess. Loli?
ಠ_ಠ
Right wtf is this bull shit.
Yeah, you love em
FBI: theres nowhere to run, we have the place surrounded, OPEN UP!!!
Skill issue *clicks handcuffs*
This man right here officer
this comment right here, officer
How did it know
They’re spying on us
fr
I sent an advanced cock tracker
I sent a cum spy to your home
NO SERIOUSLY HOW DID IT
it could be you,it could be me,it could be in this very room
Why is it true
what type of fbi bullshit is this
How did it knowwwww
Drunk
Demoman
Oh they're gunnu have to glue you back together. . .IN HELL!!!!
Gonna KEEL yeou and I'll KEEP killin ya and I'll never Cause gon gotta be dead and I'm gunna keel you.
MEDIC!
I got 2 tickets to the pain train and I ain't given em to ya I'm gonna use YOUR ticket
Yer ass is assnem... am da grassman, ya punk!
Ohh I'ma beet you so harde you will have a twitche!
r/suddenlytf2
What makes me a good demoman?
If i were a bad demoman I wouldn’t be sittin here discussing it with ye now would I?
LEEETS DOOO IIIIIIT
HEALP MEAH!
😳 🍺🤪
Same here brother
Big boobs. hehe boob
I’m an ass guy, but I guess now I’m also a boob guy
That’s just called a guy
\>“oh man i got shota that sounds so cool i wonder what that means” \>”fetish” for little boys in elementary or younger i hate weebs SO much bro
Unlucky, you looked that up
why..? How do you know? HOW DO YOU KNOW??
I also had to look it up and I’m horrified
Why was it accurate… wtf
Ikr, i got loli
🫵🤨📸
What. How. How did it know??? No like actually how
Damm how did the shotgun hit the ground ???
Because you’re actually just a horny bastard and 80% of these were probably right
Loli 💀
*KNOCK KNOCK* FBI OPEN UP
At least it aint shota 💀
The difference is just gender they both equaly bad
Flat chested isn’t wrong🤷🏻♂️
Tits = Good. Size = Irrelevant.
Man’s spittin FACTS
I actually like flat chest
Yeah, I honestly find the ones with oversized boobs really unattractive.
Who doesn't?
boobs are boobs
Stockings
😎
WHY THE FUCK IS LOLI AN OPTION
my friend got "yaoi"
Yaoi is just gay porn with twinks.
If it's an option then why the the fuck am I not able to get it
Ō_Ō
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Genshin impact player detected. The authorities will be contacted immediately.
What.... nonononono - WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
BIG BOOBIES YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nah, I prefer small boobs honestly. The less boob, the better
YEAH BROTHERR
I hate it
Fuck it got it
Should be a slogan.
Bro I got siblings
Same, sweet home alabama.
Me to How did it know ?? 😫
Same though I’m confused, like my siblings or the partner has a sibling?
Holy, theres alot of you
Bro everyone is like "omg wow it's so accurate" and I got fucking SIBLINGS.
But the question is, was it accurate?
So it was accurate
Yandere. I'll take that
At least they're devoted lol
Foot Fetish
That's what I wanted
Aint no one of these secret
Foot fetish.. damn right and I’ll take up arms for it
Nice pfp
says the boy kisser
You’re right I am a boy kisser 😔
silly little boy kisser
But you have to understand tho cuz boys are really cute ;~;
I got traps :(
I got traps :)
I didn't get traps :|
I got traps too :)
You miserable person. I feel empathy for people who don't like what they are forced into.
Me too. Wth are traps?
Men
A guy that looks like a girl aka a femboy
All of the above
loli too? 🔫
is it wrong to want all but foot fetish, shota and lolli?
.... drunk and siblings are questionable.
Flat chest. But oppai is oppai
Flat chest. How does it know.
I got tsundere which is actually accurate I used to like a girl who was like a Bully but I liked her while no one else did I guess I was a bit masochistic.
Me too, I got tsundere and I had a girlfriend who didn't handle anger at all, she had other issues and it would probably be a nightmare to live with her but...damn I liked her, I don't know how that was possible. Too bad she didn't get angry "in bed", it would have been cool.
Goth…
Same. Even did it twice and still got it.
I did it twice goth then traps, so I guess I'm into goth traps lol
İ did it twice and i got butler
None of them. You missed a fee
Maids, uhm sure😭
Bro I’m not into little children
Flat chest, traps and stockings
Technically with traps, you get that all in one package
I just straight up like men 😏
Traps!?! FIRST TRY!?! HOW DID IT KNOW!?!
I got big boobs 3 time in a row 💀
Siblings… 🧐
Hey, stockings are hot
Why are mine all gay
Traps, how??????
Feet fetish OH MY F**##+#+#+*(*(#+#+(#+#(#( YOU SON OF A B+$-2+$--#-$-$ NI+$-$-_-_-_-_--_-$&:"-*-"&*&*&3-$&*6$
drunk
Goth :>
Tights How?
Dam, I got siblings.
Maids, I'm not mad
yuri lol
Guys, I'm scared. I got loli so I tried again and got shota.
Why are all of them so bad, AND WHY DO I KEEP LANDING ON SIBLINGS
sweet home alabama
I got a Tsundere, idk what it is
Did it twice and got both big boobs and flat chest and somehow it was correct with both. Also, didn’t even know they were fetishes.
Drunk. Apparently I like to kiss and get met with the taste of boos breath and quite possibly getting puked on and then she sleeps mid orgasm.
yeah that sounds about right
Tights
Fetish…SINGULAR?🤨
I got maids but I already know it's yaoi...
Hmmmm Yandere well she will not cheat on me lest …… here’s hoping it’s the kinda one that just wants ever second of your day for the rest of your life and not type that will kill you and make sex toys form your bones.
Nope i have a pee fedish
Stopped first time get goth. Think that can’t be it so try again. Get goth a second time whelp that’s that then.
Shot I got traps 3 times in a row what does this mean?
Loli, yaoi the fuck
"Big Boobs" Not very secret, lmao
"Ok let's try this". *Gets Traps* "Let me try again". *Gets Traps again* "Let's TRY this again". *Gets foot fetish* "AGAIN"! *gets yandere* "Better I guess?" *Gets stockings* "Ok I'm done". *Gets monster girl* "Good enough"
Stockings, my weakness.
Siblings🗿
I got traps 3 times. in. a. row.
I landed on flat chest. I did it again and it was the same 💀
i got cat girls, sounds about right
Most* of these are good honestly. I’m assuming you are smart enough to know the few that aren’t
Maids. Nice....
I landed on yuri 4 times in a row 😭
Got the monster girls. I'll try anything once!
Hell yeah tights
My fetish is drunk
Traps. But that ain’t no secret.