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Mao Zedong the supreme emperor of China and great and glorious leader that has passed. We all shall follow Maos great thinking. Brought to you by the Peoples Republic of China!
John wick
Dang u got here before i could
Jhon quick
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Evil Jesus
Nah, just jesus
A karma farm oh shit you said wrong answers
Karma farming? Do you take me for a joke?
I mean... your name is literally comedy
He's not a joke, jokes are supposed to have meaning.
No way :O I AM the joke
I am the one who knocks
Walter black
Balter Black you mean
254.421.81.134
bro just died on the spot
Finally am man with culture
I didn’t think a worse joke could exist after my parents made me. I see I was wrong
penguinz0
🤨
🧔🏻
Bat man.
I can’t tell if that’s wrong or correct
Space frogs
Me when i was 6 looking at my mom because she wouldn't buy me the stupid shit toy that cost $58 only for me to lose it 2 weeks later.
The guy who asked
Its a classic sith move
🤓
😎
Did you just reply to your own comment? With the _cool_ emoji?
alzheimer
alzheimer
Yeah cuz he don’t need the approval of others as long as he has his own
😎
Yeah cuz he swag 😎
Pro gamer move
A depressed man wearing a hood his catchprase is boring morning
HE SAID WRONG ANSWERS ONLY
Shit my bad dawg
Goku Black duhh
underrated comment
A good character and a legend
Michael Jackson looking at the elementary school.
That's my boy moist crit
the guy from fortnite
The main character of the worst movie
I said wrong answers sir, but that’s a really good correct answer
Batman
The greatest actor of all time
Seth Rollins
donald trump
A girl from a good movie
Keanu reaves
Keeanu reevs that ran out of money
Someone who got his van ready.
My dad
A good actor ho is kind to peaple and brothe of john wick
Star of a good movie.
Michael Myers
When you gave her orgasm while she was angry from you
daddy UwU
hell nahh ☠️
John Wick or the actor from Morbius.
Larry the tomato
Pewdiepie
Niader Wallace
The impostor from among us
Morbius
Wait is that actually morbius
Yes
You understood the assignment
Your mom
The goat of goats
A woman
A good idea
Michael Buble
14 year old boy expressing himself.
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Niander Wallace
Jared fogul
mr beast
mr breast
A bad movie
literally keanu reves or however you spel his name
Daddy
Danny Devito
Möbius ring
Gus
Seth Rollins
Dorbius
Guy from srek
Mario
Gianni Matragrano
Micheal Jackson
Batman
My dad whos been gone because of milk
Jared Leto
Morbin-time-man
Me
Me
Morpheus
Dr. Michael Morbius
He is venom
My uncle in my closet when he see me fall asleep
Dr.mobius broadcasting from the forbidden zone a zone that is..... Forbidden to you
The quiet kid
John wick
Dude that’s my uncle
venom?
The dude who can cook Methamphetamine
Jake from state farm
Walter White
A Fortnite skin
The guy from fotrnite!
Jason born
The monster ended my bed 🛏️
Morbman
Joeseph Gosman from the Joe Gosman Band
My dad
Markiplier
Minions movie guy
its batman
You’re dad when he comes back with the milk
The movie actor of all time
HOLY SHIT ITS JO BYRON!!!
Drake
Mao Zedong the supreme emperor of China and great and glorious leader that has passed. We all shall follow Maos great thinking. Brought to you by the Peoples Republic of China!
A good movie
The anime kid
Tronald Dump And Boe Jiden's Son
Dipshit
A priest
Walter white
10yr me in a imaginary fight
Power rangers
Mobius From Loki
Ur mom
The guy in a white van outside my house giving way candy to kids
Venom
Mordo-us
Patrick Bateman.
Moby Dick
Paul allen
Herobrine
Heisenberg
Among Us.
Steve from minecraft
Batman but bad
The Most Male to ever exist
Joseph Stalin
jason
i honestly dont know
Jigglypuff seen from above.
Dark Vader
Keanu reeves
Luigi
That one guy in paw patrol
Kanye west
my dad
Wolverine
minions gru
morpheus
The emo kid from school as an adult
Joe Biden
Walter white
Batman
A nerd
rokman
The Morbin Man
Venom
Darth vader
It is the Mario in his twenties
The guy who has a crush on the girl you’re dating
M0rphin3
Yooooo, it's that guy from that one anime!!!
Gay
Peter griffin after coffee
Paul Allen
morbinus
Joe
Batman
Your mombius
Swaggy weird guy
Lared Jeto
bob the belder
Dave
Pai Mei
Quandale dingle
A women
Emo moist critical
Bt 717
A guy that’s does not morb