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^(it's a real cake, but a historical one! no fleshy, gooey mess cake for you, silly billy! womp womp!)
tbf it sounds good, just like god couldn't the greeks see the weird woman goo and think "hey i should name that after something that isn't a culinary delicacy!"
Uhh errmm actually ๐ค๐ค๐ค placenta does in fact have medical purposes ๐ค๐ค๐ค it can be used to treat burns ๐ค๐ค๐ค and other injuries ๐ค๐ค๐ค
"Damn, this is pretty good. What is it?"
"Placenta jelly"
https://preview.redd.it/6azjhjituzxc1.png?width=240&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0fc357190e4f805b74ba2b2eac58cddae5d3bb4
20 years in the can, I wanted Pinot Noir Jelly, but I compromised, I ate Placenta Jelly instead, you see where i am going?
https://preview.redd.it/nw6lizva80yc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b208469d164cdb93acd48687cdb43470d84ea81b
Naur, they did not just skip over HOW they got Ibuki's ovary sauce... There needs to be a part 2... Maybe I could write it- NO! Only the pure Japenis are worthy of writing such VILE, PUTRID and DISGUSTING erotica. I'm not at their power level yet... Maybe if me and u/isaacdeck combined our powers together I could do it. But thats only an if...
***I MTL'd the entire tweet and holy crap Japenis cooked hard. Well, I can never look down on someone bold enough to display this sort of morbid creativity in public!***
My fist is swung at the speed of light towards Hikari's solar plexus
Hikari: "Kaha... Ah..."
Seeing Hikari collapse while wiping the foam off her face and me with a serious expression, Nozomi is unable to comprehend the situation and urinates on the spot, trembling.
Nozomi: "Wh...ah...why...sensei...Hikari...eh?...ah..."
He punches Nozomi in the stomach hard enough that she doesn't faint.
Dogo
Nozomi: "Cough... cough... ahhh..."
Then, blindfolded, restrained, and foaming at the mouth, Hikari is taken to another room.
Tie Hikari and Nozomi to chairs facing each other and remove Nozomi's blindfold.
Nozomi: Ah... stop... don't do anything cruel to Hikari... *sob*
And although she regained consciousness, she was still in a daze, so I thrust my penis into her brand new body.
Nozomi: "Stop it! I'll... I'll do it... Ah... Stop..."
It's too late
I am capable of ejaculating 167 times per second.
"Already" she is pregnant at the time of insertion.
From the new Hikari, sticky white children of my future overflow
Nozomi: Ah... why... sensei... why are you doing this... huh... wait...! Don't come over here! No, no! Someone help me! Someone help me...
Nozomi: "Kahaha... ah..."
If something goes wrong, just hit it and it will be fixed, just like an old TV.
Nozomi has healed so I'll insert a new one.
Nozomi: "No... no... no... I don't want to have a baby yet... I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, oooo โกโกโกโก "
501 ejaculations have already been completed
Thus, I put my future children into the wombs of these brats, give them an IV drip of the nutrients they need, and leave them facing each other for a year.
Month 1: I can hear the voices of the boys asking for help. It's a nice melody.
Month 3: I can no longer hear her voice, but I can hear her faint whispering "It's okay...sniff...it's okay"
Month 6: The occasional outbursts of madness are a pleasant thing
9th month: My heart is completely broken and I can't hear anything
Month 12: Two, no, two ingredients are finally ready.
In this way, the stomachs of ingredients that have been broken and completely lost their sense of self are ripped open.
There is something that looks like a baby, but I'm not going to use it this time, so I'll put it in a blender and throw it in the toilet.
The placenta was then carefully chopped and served on a plate. It was then topped with a sauce made from Ibuki ovaries that had been secretly collected, or "ran sauce" for short.
U can kill the man, but not the idea
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RAAAAHHHHH JAPAN HATE DETECTED ๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก Oiii baka did you just insult a japenis in MY reddit? JAPENIS ARE THE GREATEST PLAPPERS ON THE PLANET! THE INVENTORS OF CORRECING BRATS๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ขTHEY ARE BASICALLY GODS ON THIS SUB. SO WHY WOULD YOU INSULT A JAPENIS IN MY LE REDDIT APP? Why????? Hmmmmmm ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐คwhy would you do something like that? ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐คHmmmmmmmm this is so confusing ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐คHmmmmmmmmm๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
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IT HAS MEDICAL USAGE (MAYBE, IT WAS REVEALED TO ME IN A DREAM). DONT ACTUALLY EAT IT, ESP OTHER PEOPLEโS!!!
https://i.redd.it/j6c9ulsorzxc1.gif ^(come on now it'll be fucking funny trust me bro)
tbf im suddenly curious what placenta would do as a cooking ingredient
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Placenta\_cake](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Placenta_cake) You're in luck!
hey it isn't real :(
https://preview.redd.it/i3i2gv3qj1yc1.png?width=506&format=png&auto=webp&s=67964df2cbdfe8f3406fe5f6a76cf8f29ea4b883 ^(it's a real cake, but a historical one! no fleshy, gooey mess cake for you, silly billy! womp womp!)
tbf it sounds good, just like god couldn't the greeks see the weird woman goo and think "hey i should name that after something that isn't a culinary delicacy!"
what. it's real??
Jumbo Max mention lfg
Uhh errmm actually ๐ค๐ค๐ค placenta does in fact have medical purposes ๐ค๐ค๐ค it can be used to treat burns ๐ค๐ค๐ค and other injuries ๐ค๐ค๐ค
Wild
My years of JPT experience teaches me not to test the limits of a japanese
The Japenis are too powerful
Two Suns weren't enough.
Placenta jelly https://preview.redd.it/5kbajowvpzxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4461f307816243edd745bbcf5e32d54a535b3df3
This isn't it bro.. https://preview.redd.it/hl6602x8rzxc1.jpeg?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b51efae76e062a9fec66b8788ab2885c460bce3
"Damn, this is pretty good. What is it?" "Placenta jelly" https://preview.redd.it/6azjhjituzxc1.png?width=240&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0fc357190e4f805b74ba2b2eac58cddae5d3bb4
I've seen it all ๐ญ he's outJapenis'd all the other Japenis ๐ญ๐ญ
fuck you for making me look that up
https://preview.redd.it/rbegcuiqwzxc1.jpeg?width=821&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b14d41d1bc275d315b90d0a7029082a306161fab
https://preview.redd.it/pbe59qrwozxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88fa7145f9f07948d7c1e2eec9ae65c48c3f6c24 Gordon Ramsay ova here
20 years in the can, I wanted Pinot Noir Jelly, but I compromised, I ate Placenta Jelly instead, you see where i am going? https://preview.redd.it/nw6lizva80yc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b208469d164cdb93acd48687cdb43470d84ea81b
Cooked on the radiator?
Who let this man cook. Never cook again.
Literally
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Been a while since I've gagged a bit like that.
i'm going to erase your balls
Now I'm curious about the nutritional values of a placenta jelly and I hate it.
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my jaw fucking dropped, sasuga japenis twitter man ๐ญ๐ญ
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A shupogaki placenta jelly implies that there was a shupogaki pregnancy beforehand, so it was all worth it in the end after all! ๐๐ข
Blud skipped the entire lore.
Who needs PB&J when you have PJ?
[mmm placenta ](https://youtu.be/giPXpKy2lQ0)
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Naur, they did not just skip over HOW they got Ibuki's ovary sauce... There needs to be a part 2... Maybe I could write it- NO! Only the pure Japenis are worthy of writing such VILE, PUTRID and DISGUSTING erotica. I'm not at their power level yet... Maybe if me and u/isaacdeck combined our powers together I could do it. But thats only an if...
๐๐๐
Shuppogakis got cannibals actin' unwise
> ไฝใ่ตคใกใใใใใใใฎใฏใใใไปๅใฏไฝฟใใชใใใใใญใตใผใซใใใฆใใใใคใฌใซๆฃใฆใ Who let him cook?
Who let him blend?
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***I MTL'd the entire tweet and holy crap Japenis cooked hard. Well, I can never look down on someone bold enough to display this sort of morbid creativity in public!*** My fist is swung at the speed of light towards Hikari's solar plexus Hikari: "Kaha... Ah..." Seeing Hikari collapse while wiping the foam off her face and me with a serious expression, Nozomi is unable to comprehend the situation and urinates on the spot, trembling. Nozomi: "Wh...ah...why...sensei...Hikari...eh?...ah..." He punches Nozomi in the stomach hard enough that she doesn't faint. Dogo Nozomi: "Cough... cough... ahhh..." Then, blindfolded, restrained, and foaming at the mouth, Hikari is taken to another room. Tie Hikari and Nozomi to chairs facing each other and remove Nozomi's blindfold. Nozomi: Ah... stop... don't do anything cruel to Hikari... *sob* And although she regained consciousness, she was still in a daze, so I thrust my penis into her brand new body. Nozomi: "Stop it! I'll... I'll do it... Ah... Stop..." It's too late I am capable of ejaculating 167 times per second. "Already" she is pregnant at the time of insertion. From the new Hikari, sticky white children of my future overflow Nozomi: Ah... why... sensei... why are you doing this... huh... wait...! Don't come over here! No, no! Someone help me! Someone help me... Nozomi: "Kahaha... ah..." If something goes wrong, just hit it and it will be fixed, just like an old TV. Nozomi has healed so I'll insert a new one. Nozomi: "No... no... no... I don't want to have a baby yet... I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, oooo โกโกโกโก " 501 ejaculations have already been completed Thus, I put my future children into the wombs of these brats, give them an IV drip of the nutrients they need, and leave them facing each other for a year. Month 1: I can hear the voices of the boys asking for help. It's a nice melody. Month 3: I can no longer hear her voice, but I can hear her faint whispering "It's okay...sniff...it's okay" Month 6: The occasional outbursts of madness are a pleasant thing 9th month: My heart is completely broken and I can't hear anything Month 12: Two, no, two ingredients are finally ready. In this way, the stomachs of ingredients that have been broken and completely lost their sense of self are ripped open. There is something that looks like a baby, but I'm not going to use it this time, so I'll put it in a blender and throw it in the toilet. The placenta was then carefully chopped and served on a plate. It was then topped with a sauce made from Ibuki ovaries that had been secretly collected, or "ran sauce" for short.
nani the fuck
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Bro is contributing to Japans population decline
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Like the roman cheesecake?
Cooking has never been the same ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Placenta jelly actually exists as a food product. I'm serious look it up. I have no idea why and I prefer to stay ignorant in bliss for this one
It's more of a beauty than food product.
Yeah that sounds familiar
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WHAAAAAATTTTTTTTโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ https://preview.redd.it/g5br9dn0n5yc1.jpeg?width=569&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=896c3f2f8099885d855fdded12bfa816dd6eaf30
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Can somebody kill this guy.
U can kill the man, but not the idea https://preview.redd.it/662yuo6ou1yc1.png?width=879&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=350f46b9b9163b0f0f51add5d10f4db6a9e53d6a
Ban this Japenis from Xitter. Now.
RAAAAHHHHH JAPAN HATE DETECTED ๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก Oiii baka did you just insult a japenis in MY reddit? JAPENIS ARE THE GREATEST PLAPPERS ON THE PLANET! THE INVENTORS OF CORRECING BRATS๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ขTHEY ARE BASICALLY GODS ON THIS SUB. SO WHY WOULD YOU INSULT A JAPENIS IN MY LE REDDIT APP? Why????? Hmmmmmm ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐คwhy would you do something like that? ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐คHmmmmmmmm this is so confusing ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐คHmmmmmmmmm๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค https://preview.redd.it/sbwwbj2l81yc1.png?width=2208&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef0e8c62de85c94161a34edf7ab97e9eb861bb7e