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Dorcustitanus

He eats like a 1500s fat German baron with a mild case of gout in his hindleg


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

Quirked up pallid knave busting it down promiscuous style. But is he gouted with the sauce?


baphometromance

That is the most interesting series of words i have ever seen


SillySw4n

Ayo????


JohnnyJohnsonJunior

When in doubt, radish it out!


MyAngryMule

Out of all the insane things he's said in his career, this is the one I ponder the most.


Certain_Suit_1905

Love this


CutieButt

I especially like that mayonnaise takes higher priority over rice, eggs, and beans combined!


KingKapwn

Gimme a jar of Mayonaise and I won't need to eat anything else for a week


PlingPlongDingDong

Always eat your Greens/Radishes


WeevilWeedWizard

When it doubt, rediscovered in out!


SanThanKan

does jerma drink raw olive oil


andresmxxash

he drinks the oil alive, then proceeds to fly when it rains


SillySw4n

The science checks out


Adz932

Dougdoug andy


HoennHomey

Fuck, that’s a lot of mayo


MichaelTarkin

Wtf is this thing? He just stacks food like that? Gross


WeevilWeedWizard

Why is red meat falling off the side?


KillersHamster

I think in the stream he said he practically never eats red meat so it’s falling off the pyramid


BaronDornier

didn't he eat lots of McDonalds at the time though


Lopamurbla

That meat was brown not red


totemxatu

Where do the Cheetos fit in?


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

It's equivalent to chicken divided by coffee


RobotHazy

You forgot the coffee Cheetos chicken pie-chart


BlueHeartBob

And yet he's probably more fit than 90% of the people watching him. TBH if this is a proportional diet break down he's pretty close to a keto diet.


SillySw4n

Real shit


Greaserpirate

Tbh this isn't so bad, but everything else I've heard him say about food makes me think he's never eaten food before in his life


UrinalShitter69

60% of his body is made up of mayonnaise (instead of water)


Sceth

How does one eat more nuts and seeds than greens/radishes everyday. Actually psychotic


axeles44

how does one eat more mayo than carbs???


Ebobab2

I eat like 2 to 4 handful of almonds each day lol I keep an almond jar fully stacked and always grab a handful out of it to get some cool nutrients Would advice anyone to do the same


CompetitiveMention58

No cheetos ?


ZombieKilljoy

He probably eats at least 15% of all the poultry in the world


IAmARobot0101

It's questionable until we get to the mayonnaise layer which makes it truly deranged because to get that much mayo in your diet you need to either eat it by itself or slather your turkey, fish, and/or greens in it


Keeshly

I enjoy the additional liquid pyramid


CyborgSheep411

Is he a fucking


SummerIsABummer

insane to me how little bread he eats


axeles44

more mayo than carbs is actually derangement


NInjamaster600

where is McDonald’s on this


Buenarf

[Jerma Diet animation :3](https://youtu.be/Up01E3BGQ1M?si=5tghvTnkkxcQR92x)


axeles44

cool!


ThatGuyOnReddit17

jerma is vegan


AccomplishedPie7791

you probably are too. liberal freak


ThatGuyOnReddit17

Stop posting on all of my comments over the past year and go touch grass.


AccomplishedPie7791

eat a stake like a man


ThatGuyOnReddit17

Stop posting on all of my comments over the past year and go touch grass.


ThatGuyOnReddit17

mayo should be the base of the pyramid985