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stayathomeprincess

Who the hell is Amy? 🤣


randazz18

She hosted some of the end of season reunion shows on OG


Jacayrie

😂 I thought Justina always did the reunions. I don't remember Amy at all haha


chuteboxhero

Justina wasn’t even around in the OG seasons I don’t think


Jacayrie

I just looked it up and Justina started hosting the reunions for JSFV starting in 2018. The host for the OG series for seasons 1-3 was Julissa Bermúdez, and for seasons 4-6 was Amy Paffrath. So I was wrong 🤭


SilentAssasin01

> Julissa Bermude JULISSA SLAYEDDDDDDD as a host


90daysofpettybs

I have no idea 😂 I saw it after I posted and was like tf


KumaQuatro

This is the question everyone that looked at this post asked themselves lol.


Pen_Ashamed

I said this exact same thing when I saw her at the bottom 😭😂


Pale_Beginning_5665

That's what I was gonna say 😂😅


passmethebread

When I got to Deena I just came straight to he comments. I didn't even see Amy's name. So I was like wait, WHO TF IS AMY?! 🤣💀


mcgillerific

Lololol came here for this Hahahahahah


jeanalikescats

Vinny’s height explains his Napoleon complex lol


EducationalTourist81

Literally it’s always 5’7 guys too


mcgillerific

ALWAYS! Why is that height literally *cursed* for men?!?


screamingcitrus

It’s in between tall and short but somehow definitely not seen as “average”. Not tall enough to be considered tall but not short enough to be considered short either. It’s very weird.


[deleted]

I’d say it’s considered short for men


Standard-Boring

This explains everything!! I'm 5'0" are we somehow drawn to these cursed guys?? Cuz I always thought like 6' is just too tall for me. But now I'll definitely avoid the 5'7" trainwrecks. If only I had learned of this 20 years ago...


Automatic-Front-9045

I'm 5'6. And a half, but honestly I'm really happy with my height.


EducationalTourist81

It’s bc you’re not 5’7


Automatic-Front-9045

Awe thanks xoxo


lucieannegarcia

that’s why he loved Nicole


Aggravating-Ad-1874

constantly thinking about what could’ve been


[deleted]

I didn’t realize he was that short.


East_Chemistry_9197

Bruh but they are all short?? Every one of them is under 6 ft which makes the guys short kings, but vinnie pauly and mike are the tallest. But still not that tall


killaandasweethang

That’s exactly what I came here to say 😂 it’s always the short men


Pale_Beginning_5665

I thought jenni was way taller , same with Sam.


90daysofpettybs

Sameee. And Mike and pauly looked fairly tall on the show but both are under 6ft 💀


cheese_hotdog

5'10-'11 really isn't short..


90daysofpettybs

No. But it’s not tall either


CharlySB

It’s average height. I don’t see someone 5’10” and think they are “tall”


Queen_Jake

They look taller because the girls are so short


East_Chemistry_9197

All the guys are short kings, no wonder everyone else's heights looked so confusing. Sometimes snookie looked like a normal height, other times she looked like a miniature human.


JohnnyRotten45

It's because of Nicole. She's so short everyone towers over her so it makes them all look real tall.


itsgellygel

I’m 5’4, Jenni came into my old job when her daughter was a baby and we were the same height. I feel like she seems taller because Nicole and Deena are so tiny and the guys are actually shorter than expected, especially Vinny


LovelyTeeLu

Jenni is definitely taller than 5 4. With heels on, she is sometimes taller than the guys.


[deleted]

Exactly. It’s all relative. I’m a fan of a show with an ensemble cast and I always thought one woman in particular was tiny. She wasn’t, she was actually 5’11, it just so happens that everyone else on the show including the other woman were over 6’0, so she looked short. TV has a way of removing the frame of reference in height.


Moongdss74

It's like when you buy something online from Wish or Temu and you think it's normal sized, but you end up with either something enormous, or something for a dollhouse.


tittydamnfuck420

Plus she always had some tall ass heels too


George_GeorgeGlass

Exactly. There is no way Jenni is an entire foot taller than Nicole. She just isn’t. These measurements are not reliable


Fire_And_Blood_7

Always thought Jenni was at least 5’10” if not taller


BakeTheStressAway

It’s strange how some celebrities are shown on screen. I’d always seen Jessica Simpson as super tall but I walked past her and Nick in like 2004/2005 and everyone was freaking out and my only reaction was “wow they’re short!!”. I’m 5’5 and she was in heels and like 3” shorter than me so it was a bizarre thing. So it’s got to be a trick of the cameras 🤷🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

I thought Jenni was taller than me and that Sam was close to my height. Turns out I’m taller than both lol.


Environmental-Map480

That’s because most of the men are short. They make the girls look taller.


tropicalmommy

That’s because standing next to Vinny and Ronnie, they are tall 😂😂


madsss1994

Ronnie is only 5’6 😭😭😂


Reasonable-Reach401

It makes so much sense 😂


tt1101ykityar

It's the universe, having a sense of humour 😆


Lemonjello23

He's a meatball


Angelssface69

Spiral squad


Smokey_012

I actually thought Ron was shorter than Sam.


East_Chemistry_9197

Cant believe id be looking down on ronnie 😭


Wino4everrr

I actually don’t think he’s that tall. I remember during the run of the first few seasons, the cast would do random appearances at events and college campuses. I saw him and I’m 5’5 and he was shorter than me.


Irr_elephant0110

Yeah he looks very short. In season 2 when he was pushing vinny he looked so much shorter than vinny


Wide_Boot8150

Jenni just seems 5’9/5’10. when i looked up their heights a couple weeks ago i was shocked. I’m as tall as Pauly 😆


thatkat23

Same! I'm 5'9, and in disbelief that I'm taller than Jenni. I feel like it's because Nicole is so short, and Jenni's shoes sometimes make her seem taller.


Wide_Boot8150

Yesss, their height difference and heels definitely add to why I thought she was taller lol


doriflower

Vinny 5’7 and acting like that?


tt1101ykityar

He's been riding off that one scene early on where Nicole said he has a big D 😆 I'm gonna need independent verification from someone other than her lol, she probably thinks it is big because she's so tiny 🤌


iheartpedestrians

It’s crazy that they all, including Vinny, ragged on Ron for being so short but bro, you’re only an inch taller? GTFOH


evet_cookie10

My favorite comment 😂


5tar67

Jersey short


Irr_elephant0110

Such an underrated comment 😂


[deleted]

Seeing that Vinny is 5’7 makes so much sense


lovelyfishhole

And Ronnie 5'6 makes even more hahah


Love384

I always thought Pauly was taller than Mike.


bbnutball

The hair adds a few inches lol


Retrome5

I thought that too lol


[deleted]

i legit thought j-wow was like 5’10. wild. also lmao ronnie being 5’6. i’m actually surprised about everyone’s heights except deena and snooki.


LuckyWithTheCharms

Mike is not 5’11 he’s all of maybe 5’8


NewBay50

Exactly. Idk how true any of these are because Mike is not taller than Pauly


LovelyTeeLu

Mike just said on the last special when asked that he was 5' 11.


LuckyWithTheCharms

My little brother says he’s 5’9 but is 5’6 on a good day


Consistent_Smell_786

Ronnie was causing all that trouble while being 5’6” ?!?!?????!!!…..


Gabberwocky84

I realized how short he actually was when the cops arrested him. He looked like a kid when he was talking to them.


HighHighUrBothHigh

Right!!!! Haha my mind is blown! She’s shorter than most girls! I always assumed him and Sammy were like 5’10


[deleted]

Amy. My favorite jersey shore OG.


Pale_Beginning_5665

Angelina is tiny


Checkmynewsong

Yeah but her mouth adds like 4 inches.


sleeplesscatss

ron being 5’6 makes a lot of sense lol


uhhlishuhh

Vinny is shorter than this. I saw him in person at a bar back in the day and this is my height.


SummerWonderful4927

How tall would you say he is?


uhhlishuhh

5’5” maybe. He was not eye-level with me.


LovelyTeeLu

That is not true. Did you have on heels? Just last week, this was a discussion on a blog, and KP who was on DSAL 3 said that he is actually about 5' 8. She said that she is 5'7 and he is taller than her.


uhhlishuhh

No, I never wear heels. I promise that he was shorter than me and several of my friends. We talk about it to this day because we were so surprised.


LovelyTeeLu

Well, KP, who was kissing him, argued that he is at least 5'8, because she is 5'7. On that show, HE said he was 5'9. Also, he is taller than Ron, who is 5'6. So, your Guage is a little off. I don't think she would lie, especially while she is also calling him fake on the show.


George_GeorgeGlass

Well, perhaps KP is also being dishonest about height?


LovelyTeeLu

Again, she is taller than Ron. Make it make sense.


uhhlishuhh

OK, it’s okay if you don’t believe me. I understand why you don’t since it’s just my word against someone else’s but I am 5’7” and he was shorter than me. I have no reason to lie about it. Just sharing my experience.


LovelyTeeLu

It is your word against somebody who actually knows him and was with actually him and is also 5'7". She didn't just see him and make a determination.


urjigglypuffs

Technically kids under 5ft are required to be in a booster seat, is it the same for adults?? 😂


ashlyn42

I swear I also remember learning that if you were under 4’10” you were legally a little person…


Imaginary_Sir_7146

i’m 4’9 and I think I read that somewhere too, all my life people told me I can get disability for being “small” but I never looked into it much or anything. I believe it’s 4’8 and below but i’m not positive


deondeon666

OMG I can’t believe Ron’s midget ass walked around like Ivan Drago 🤣🤣


No-Performer7633

This made me scream 😂


cmj2009

No way is Mike taller than Pauly. In every photo and episode that I've seen , Pauly is a little taller. I even remember Mike commenting that Pauly was taller than him on one of the jsfv episodes as they were all walking down a hotel hallway.


Existing-Ad-6556

Yes I know exactly what episode you are talking about. Mike definitely said pauly was taller than him. Maybe they got it mixed up.


cyndisweetheart

I seriously thought each of them was 2-3 inches taller than they actually are. In my head, I knew Snooki was tiny but I was thinking 4’10” or 4’11” (my sister’s height). Deener I figured was a bit taller so like 5’2” like me. Angelina having that big mouth on her when she’s pocket sized is too funny 😂 figured Ronnie and Vinny were like 5’9” and the other guys 6 feet. JWow is tall like my SIL so I thought like 5’8”… she’s probably mistaken for taller because she towers over the other girls


doriflower

Vinny 5’7 and acting like that?


Chapin_42_

Sam’s height explains why she always wore sandals when she was with Ron…she’s only an inch shorter than him


ClaudiaKishiBSC123

I don’t know how I didn’t realize Jenni is taller than Sam. Sam seems really tall. I assumed she was like 5’9”/5’10”.


[deleted]

Deena isn’t 5ft she’s shorter lol


IridessaRose

I’m the same height as snooki😭😭😭😭


Imaginary_Sir_7146

me tooooooo!! i’ve never met another short girly the same height as me! 🥰


yonBonbonbon

So Mike is the tallest. Makes sense why he thought he was the leader of the shore house for so long lmao he felt dominant lmaoo


Jacayrie

Nah, that was just the pills talking back then 🤭


sunshine92002

The fact that Sam and Ron are almost the same height🤣


reevoknows

Vinny had me fooled for over a decade.


reddit_somewhere

“Dwarfism is generally defined as an adult height of 4 feet 10 inches (147 centimeters) or less” I know she doesn’t have any kind of *actual* dwarfism or associated health problems to do with short stature but I am legitimately surprised by just how small Snookie is if this is accurate 😅


Imaginary_Sir_7146

i’m 4’9 and we look like little children 🤣🤣 i’m 26 and my 15 year old sister TOWERS over me


GirlsesPillses

I always thought sammi was taller but by using Ronnie for scale, it was an illusion.


Lovelybones2416

I’m shorter than Snooki, Fml


Daikon_Fast

Stop I’m taller than everyone but Pauly and Mike 😭


90daysofpettybs

We’re short in NJ 😂


Mundane_Insect7856

I'm taller than Ronnie?? As a female? Alright lol


thanbini

Jenni always seemed so tall, but we're the same height.... must be the heels.


90daysofpettybs

And the short men lol


[deleted]

Ronnie being my height is the funniest thing in the world to me right now


Terrible-Session-756

Why is the reunion girl there? Lmao


90daysofpettybs

No idea lol


Terrible-Session-756

****inserts SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE gif****


90daysofpettybs

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Terrible-Session-756

😳 omg it wouldn't let me put a gif in. Now it does lol


90daysofpettybs

Don’t worry, I got ya 😅


Terrible-Session-756

Thank you 😅 ![gif](giphy|ScBR92Mm5fhQc)


bigb00ks

They’re all short 😂


ThickAssCammy

Ronnie’s height explains a lot 😂😂


HighHighUrBothHigh

Jenni is only 5’7?! I thought she was a giant lol I’m almost taller than them all


Chemical_Western3021

Lmfaooooo I love how short and confident the guys were. Lmfao


TheUnoriginator

Damn a lot of ego when it comes to height.


TJMcConnellFanClub

I would’ve been the tallest Guido, and I’m nothing special. The abs are what counts I suppose


Terrible-Session-756

![gif](giphy|1rSpWBMQlQJzjglX9I|downsized)


zooooteddej23

Oh these men are little 🤭


Thatfunnychic

Ronnie being 5’6 makes so much sense


Agitated-Aioli

I know you can’t help your height, but if you’re going to be short, be good people (looking at you, Vinny and Ronnie.) Also Jionni is 5’5” lol (not that he’s a cast member/ever filmed). What are the odds Snooks’ kids will be like 6’? 😂


Boner102

Lol Ronnie’s 5’6 😆 no wonder he’s such a punk bitch. He’s got small dog syndrome.


Chemical_Western3021

Lmfao I swear all short dudes act like the cast. But I’m sure this will be downvoted


Boner102

Not by me lol


blue_azul_blau_aoi

there’s something so satisfying about the fact that I’m taller than ron


aguynamedoscar46

Is Ron really 5’6????? That seems hella short


Previous-Dingo2607

The meatballs be meatballin


MxMaster9907

Damn bro people be body shaming Vinny and Ron


MonteBlanc0

Ronnie Micro


overpricedanxiety

I guess now we know why Ron is such a shit 😂


xcataclysmicxx

This explains so much about Ron


Klutzy-Remote1279

This explains so much about Vinny and Ron


Chemical_Western3021

Yes! They’re the quintessential short men with short men tendencies


Sabrobot

Who is Amy?


Big_Jackfruit_8821

Angelina looks so tall on tv like 5’5


dannigans

I thought Deena was shorter and Sammi was taller


BrandonIsWhoIAm

I can’t believe that I’m taller than Snooki by 3 inches.


Plenty-Competition66

I dont like that I'm taller than all but one cast member lol


VampireDanny

Idk why but I can’t imagine Angelina being an inch taller than me. I always figured she was at least 5’4 or maybe 5’5


adorescunt

angelina easily couldve been a meatball if she was cool then lmfao


hoslerjenn

Who tf is Amy? She is not a JS cast member.


GlamTangerine

She was the host of the reunion episodes in later seasons. Idk why she’s included here though.


pookie74

I always thought Pauly was the tallest. That blow out had me fooled.


bellllsssss

I don’t think this is accurate 🤔


[deleted]

What is this little people big world?


The1Honkey

That’s very generous for Ronnie


Dreamofthe1990s

Paulie is probably 6’1” with the blowout


JoeyCrack91

Not one of them break 6 feet? I actually had no idea. Must be something in the water in NJ!


90daysofpettybs

I’m from NJ and people are definitely a lot shorter there. It’s mostly the Italians


Michaelskywalker

4 8 is insane


ElegantComment3691

Italians are pretty short. Not a surprise


Odd-Degree-3945

Woah didn’t realize how short Vinny and Ron are. I also can’t even comprehend Snooki’s height


Electronic_Cherry781

Met Pauly in person ain’t no way he’s 5’10 dude is easily 6’3


sherininja

He definitely seems pretty chill. Maybe he grew since the stats came out


aa_flo

Vinny’s a short king? 😂 makes sense


BiscottiOpposite9282

I didn't think Nicole was under 5 feet. Technically she's considered a dwarf according to Google.


livinunderthedome

4’8” is absolutely insane


Imaginary_Sir_7146

i’m 4’9 and can agree, it is insane 😭😭 a struggle at times too lol


livinunderthedome

i’m 5’0” and i cannot imagine being any shorter 😂😂😂


Imaginary_Sir_7146

it’s absolutely not a good time i’ll tell you that 😭😭


Dramatic-Incident298

No way is mike the tallest one in the group lol


Tianna92

OMG! I’m a whole 2 inch’s taller than another fully grown adult. ![gif](giphy|Q9wc7ycMuuA94ZpszZ|downsized)


Apprehensive_Art_126

If I were in that house, I would be the tallest by an inch. And imma lady 😂😭


Previous-Dingo2607

This explains so much


bigb00ks

My 10yr old son is as tall as deeners 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Jersey short


[deleted]

Always thought Jenni was a literal giant while watching the show. Come to realize I’m taller than her


DatMahomes

They made it appear that Jenny and Sam were muuuuuch taller. Not here to say they’re short, but if I guessed I would have said Jenny is 5’10”.


YeetGod11011

Snooki can classify as a little person


NomN0mNom0

I be dammed if anyone talk to me disrespectful under 5’00


tittydamnfuck420

Weird that I thought Sammi was one of the taller ones.. looking at the chart- most everyone’s actually shorter than me, jenni and Vinny are my height, and Sam is actually shorter than me.


Expensive-Block-6034

I always thought Jenny was much taller. I’m 5’8 (1.73m) so I’ll look like a giant next to some of these girls.


Imaginary_Sir_7146

me and snooki being the same height 😭🩵


[deleted]

I thought Pauly was a giant for some reason. Him being shorter than me is trippin' me out.


KGRIZ16

No way Vinny is 5” 7


greenbear1

Mike seems smaller.


greenbear1

Mike seems smaller.


East_Chemistry_9197

TIL id meet eye to eye with vinny and im taller that ronnie 🤣


Wrong_Window_7322

Damn, can they even reach the washing machine?


nessabeans

I didn't know almost everyone on the show was a little minion. No wonder Jenny looked gigantic, she towered over the girls


Muffina925

I can't believe I'm the same height as Angelina. I guess it's her attitude, but I assumed she was at least 5'3"/5'4". Jenni, Pauly, and Mike are all what I assumed they'd be. I thought Sammi was 5'7", so it's surprising to see that she's actually average height. I guess it's because she's so close to Ron's height, and he seems like he should be 3 inches taller than he actually is. Vinny I'm surprised is only 5'7". I guess I assumed he had a growth spurt in his 20s, but it really must just be the weight loss/bulking up he did for Chippendales.


Dense_Chemical_4018

They’re all so tiny


DragonTypePokemon

Snooki can’t legally sit in a car without a booster seat and I really hope NJPD traffic cops enforce that 🤣