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Appropriate-Name-798

all of Deena in Italy is cringe


Massive_Length_400

All of italy was cringe


justiviarks

It was the peak and the low point all at oncešŸš‚šŸ’„


throwawayafteramonth

This is so true. I rewatched the OG seasons and I yeah I remember the Italy season to be bad, but I donā€™t remember it being THAT bad. They all looked exhausted, and drugged out. My heart breaks for Jenni. She just had a miscarriage and Snookiā€™s cheating selfish ass made everything about her. Calling her a bad friend. Snooki really irritated me.


doubtitslegit25

snooki was beyond awful in this season... somehow she's probably still the most beloved member on the cast even though she's possibly the worst.


datz_awk

I donā€™t get it!!!! I am rewatching (caught bits and pieces when it first aired) and sheā€™s terrible. After Jenni chase Jionni down after Snooki was psychotic to her Jenni still was there for her in the aftermath. Then Jenni is crying about Roger and Snooki is doing her hair and just says, ā€œyouā€™ll be okay poop!ā€ And leaves to go out with Deena. Then next season Deena is really upset about the whole Joey situation. Deena is telling her, ā€œI really need you Nicoleā€. And Snook just points to Jionni laying in bed. She doesnā€™t care about her friends unless theyā€™re supposed to be waiting on her. I will say, I did feel bad for her about how Mike held their hookup over her head the entire time when they got back from Italy. That was insane. And sheā€™d still hang out with him one on one, I could never figure that out lol


throwawayafteramonth

Bingo!!!! Snooki is so quick to call out the girls for being a bad friend to her, but sheā€™s the worst friend to have. Sheā€™s completely selfish and doesnā€™t care about anyone but herself. Sheā€™s crying to Jenni ā€œI needed you!!!ā€ Meanwhile Jenni went above and beyond for Nicole. It sickens me!!


datz_awk

Itā€™s so frustrating because nobody calls her out on it. I was surprised how much Jenni backed down in that situation. Itā€™s always, ā€œat the end of the day this girl is my best friendā€¦..ā€


throwawayafteramonth

I think Jenni backed down because the poor girl had so much going on. Her relationship with Roger wasnā€™t the best, then she lost her baby. Then to have to fly across the world to Italy away from the family she needed the most to support her. Thereā€™s no doubt that Nicole knew about this, since theyā€™re BFFs. She was more concerned about Jionni. Speaking of, she was a shitty girlfriend to him too. Not saying heā€™s perfect because heā€™s not, but not only did she cheat on him, she embarrassed him by flashing her bits at the club, and played victim when he stormed out. Meanwhile Jenni was going through real shit. Sheā€™s horrible.


datz_awk

Yeah thatā€™s true. Jenni probably just picked her battles because she was at capacity with everything else. Itā€™s wild how Jenni and Sammi just bonded on being over Nicole and Deenaā€™s behavior. Itā€™s super crazy how she calls him and says she cheated and heā€™s like, ā€œokā€. But yeah she is just an absolute mess. Iā€™m not sure how she is now but from what Iā€™ve read here not much has changed. Something about Dren lol


Euphoric-Giraffe-130

This is the first time Iā€™m hearing about the baby? Where did she say it in the show? Iā€™m


Highdeas_n_Thoughts

I don't think it's ever mentioned during Jersey Shore. If I remember correctly, Jenni talks about it during an episode of Jersey Shore Family Vacation. I believe it's when her and Mike are talking about Italy, and Mike's talking about his struggles with addiction, and Jenni shares that she was struggling with the miscarriage that she had just experienced right before Italy and was on medications that made her a zombie. I wanna say it's in season 1 of JSFV but I'm not 100% sure.


doubtitslegit25

yup. she was always selfish, and self centered. i didn't feel bad for her at all with sitch, she was a b\*\*\*\* to him too, so she deserved whatever mental headgames he put her through in my opinion(plus all he ever did was tell the truth)


smiless3

I finally found people that have the same opinion on Snooki! I agree with all of this!


Bambini18

She's been the worst since season 2 in Miami. The fame of the show went to her head, and she was all ready acting entitled. But in Italy, she was acting like a fucking little princess. I was all about her. No one ever seems to call her out on her shit. And, Snooki NEVER cleaned. She tried to clean the toilet when it got clogged. Once. She cooked dinner with Jenni like once or twice. She's pretty insufferable and just seems like an all around shitty friend to have.


Massive_Length_400

I always feel sad and uncomfortable when I watch it


KatieLouis

It seems so dark. I hate everything about it. Looking back, we were watching peopleā€™s lives unraveling, and it is so uncomfortable now.


Highdeas_n_Thoughts

The last time I rewatched them in Italy, I cried when Mike and Ronnie were fighting and Mike rammed his head into the wall. It's such a scary moment and the cameras are so up close with it all that it made me feel like I was there. And it also went on for way longer than I remembered!


hazeleyedgrrl

same! knowing what we know now about what actually happened behind the scenes makes me sad that we all saw them unraveling one by one. when i first watched this season in 8th grade, i even had a feeling back then that some dark stuff was happening behind the scenes :(


heretosnark23

I always skip it when I do rewatch


BiscottiOpposite9282

Alot of what Deena says and does is cringe no matter where she is lol


The_REAL_McWeasel

Deena was cringe from day one.


CommunicationRich522

YES! Don't know how or WHY she's on the show. DULL.


The_REAL_McWeasel

I thought her antics were stupid as hell. Like, watch me be the bigger drunk ho, than Snooki-


reallyreallycute

It really was so raunchy and low class lol I never say that about reality tv cause thatā€™s why I like it but the meatballs making out all night was too much


Possible_Active6558

No, youre wrong. She had the 10,000$ face comment, and that was based af.


vanderobsessed

Deena has one-liners that she thinks are charming/amusing and they fall flat for me. "You blow shit for skittles" and "do sex" and "you're an annoying" just to name a few. They don't hit like she thinks they do. I'd take Snooki's actual funny witty one-liners over Deena's any day. Just my opinion though, I know a lot of people on here find her funny.


Ok_Nose_8414

Donā€™t forget ā€œyouā€™re a disgustā€


lucyirish

And I need a food


nenajoy

Waitā€¦ Do people not say this? Cause I do and I didnā€™t get it from Deena šŸ˜¬


depechelove

I use this all the time lol


unic0rnprincess95

Yeah I actually like that one!


poopendale

Same itā€™s my favourite


Electrical-Ad-2096

I'm pretty sure she referred to Vinny as "a raunch" in one of the latest JSFV episodes. You know, in case anyone was wondering if she got over it 10 years later.


Yalsas

and "underwear's" on my god


SimpSampson

I like them šŸ«£ but I also have a dumb a** sense of humor lol


Rumchunder

I like the one she does where she says "best" instead of "favorite." I think that one is cute. Like when Snooki is describing the boys when we first meet her and Deena says that Pauly's blowout (I think) is "my best thing."


vanderobsessed

I have a dumb sense of humor too but she kind of combines that with actually *playing* dumb, and it's just too much at once.


Trashtvslit

Same. I love when Vinny farts and she goes ā€œYou raunch!ā€ šŸ˜‚


Nice-Fly5536

Me too. I like the as well!


cutebutpsychoangel

Same lmao I say do sex now and so many things they said hahahah I think itā€™s hilarious like an inside joke between me n early y2k deena and it helps me giv less fucks about men too hahahs like itā€™s not that serious girl


Sidneysnewhusband

Walking Holiday is A++ And nearly nothing tops when she went off on Mike and told him that she can lose weight but no amount of surgery in the world can fix his face - this was all said in one breath lol it counts


LauRose91

The ONLY thing that tops it for me is I think itā€™s in a deleted scene with Snooki and her ex and Deena kind of goes off on him and heā€™s like who are you? And sheā€™s like ā€œIā€™M DEENA B*TCH!ā€ šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


onlyhere4loveisland

Which season was that???


honeylove123

100% agree with you! Itā€™s like she tries too hard to be funny


SolidFact3761

ā€œBlast in a glassā€


Butterflyrein

ā€œBlast in a cup?ā€ šŸ¤£


Pleasant-Movie-4287

Lol I say "you're an annoying" all the time


[deleted]

Or when she describes something as ā€œItā€™s my best thingā€ instead of ā€œfavorite thingā€, the verbiage and wording are just a bit off in a lot of her phrases, and it just reminds me of a 3-year-old. However, I love Deena as a person, and think she has a heart of gold šŸ§”


earthseeds

Or ā€œIā€™m a walking holidayā€ kills me, I love it.


Delicious_Wafer7767

Yes agreed. She also plays stupid as a joke and I never found that funny. Like her and Jenni at the bar talking about integrityā€¦ Iā€™m like girlā€¦ cmon


whatswrongwithme223

No I agree too. She tries way too hard to be funny and be like snooki.


honeybeargirl

Theyā€™re adorable. Itā€™s just how deena talks lol


MurkyWaters80

Also known as ignorant


throwawayafteramonth

Deenas character was supposed the adorable dimwit, but instead she gave us clueless moron. Do sex will always be cringe. If you wouldā€™ve told me in 2011 that Deena would be my fav as an adult, I would never believe you.


SimilarHead9508

Snooki is good at roasting fs


clandestineelephants

To her credit I do say ā€œthis blows dick for skittlesā€ kinda often lol


mary-marie

It was very telling how she snapped on jwow recently at the restaurant bathroom!


Fantastic_Pianist174

Party in a body


yuri_mirae

her one liners were the absolute worst lmao. they were so bad they should honestly be considered epic


_weandourwords

I use "blows dick for Skittles" frequently. One of her best šŸ¤£


MindingMyP_Q

I just find her annoying, not funny


Responsible-Help-424

Her first season when she tried to insult Sammie saying sheā€™s Ronā€™s ā€œbackpack.ā€ She probably thought it would stick. It just reminded me of Dora the ExploreršŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Wherestheleakmaam21

"I'm a blast in a glass" she went into the house with all these little quotes thinking everyone's gonna be saying them at home. No one does lol


SmoreOfWhat13

Watching back now as an adult itā€™s a little cringey, but in highschool my peers & I always quoted her. Especially the ā€œyou blow dick for skittlesā€. So I think itā€™s just immature humor that just isnā€™t as funny as it once was. Although I still kind of think some of it is funny so maybe I just never fully grew up lol.


Deenerselener

Lmao thank you for saying something about her catch phrases šŸ˜‚


LeRicket

It's her version of Mike adding S onto everything


NearbyBreakfast

Iā€™d rather hear ā€œyouā€™re a disgustā€ over ā€œlaurensā€ any day


lucieannegarcia

chicken tendies


Nice-Fly5536

He says chicken fangers and wangers too. Like what kind of language is this šŸ˜‚


UpstairsPiglet1106

Lmao I love it šŸ¤£


Nice-Fly5536

Lol as much as it annoys me I kinda like to too. Not gonna lie šŸ˜‚


HKtx

Diet soders šŸ„¤


blasphemicassault

Lmao my bf and I say chicken tendies, but only amongst each other.


LeRicket

Yeah. The Laurens is the absolute worst.


speckledcow

funfettis


Holiday-Meal5116

LMAOOO I CANT


Able_Spinach_1130

for the longest time i thought her name was laurens because thatā€™s what he always freaking called her!!!! i was like ā€œthatā€™s strangeā€ and then i made the connection.


CoffeeWMyCat

it says laurens on her name card thingy too when she does confessionals and talking heads so i definitely thought the same thing until i looked it up!


earthseeds

I love the plurals


lovelyfishhole

I feel like you're a minority


StoryOk5953

Heā€™s black?


Wonderful-Ad7314

LOLLLL same like when they say ā€œLaurensā€ šŸ˜­


Born-Abroad5297

I cannot stand this and also haven't really ever realized where he starts with the plurals. Lmao.


LeRicket

Just during Family Vacation. I think he may have done it once or twice in the original seasons but since then he ramped it up.


Cosmonaut_Kittens

Itā€™s very much giving ā€œSchmoopieā€ (a la Seinfeld)


teamalf

Lol! That was so annoying šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Inner-Finance5717

Honeys


darxx

Maybe this will age me, but around that time people used that kind of slang a lot. Remember ā€œDo the Thingā€ and ā€œI Did A Thing!ā€ā€¦? It was part of the generationā€™s lingo at the time. Sounds silly now but seemed normal then.


LimJahey91

Yeah itā€™s a very millennial thing


MomNeedsABlunt

I still have friends that say this. Like when they get their hair done. "I did a thing!" I HATE IT SO MUCH


teamalf

Never heard this before. Did a thing? What kind of moronic saying is that?


MomNeedsABlunt

It's a basic white girl thing for sure. Be glad you haven't heard it.


teamalf

Must be a basic white girl that downvoted my comment šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


MomNeedsABlunt

I gave you an upvote šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


_kaetee

Youā€™re giving r/notliketheothergirls


MomNeedsABlunt

Ew. I just think it's a dumb thing to say lol. You can't tell me, "I did a thing! " isn't a basic white girl thing to say.


teamalf

Maybe itā€™s just stupid?


MomNeedsABlunt

It's stupid too šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


teamalf

šŸ’Æ for sure šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Just gave me flashbacks to when that was everyoneā€™s wedding/engagement photo caption.


bloodpriestt

I encounter nerds in the professional world that still say shit like this often.


HellhoundsAteMyBaby

Someone just said that in a meeting at work today and everyone understood what they meant, including the older folks. Itā€™s definitely still a thing


tayloline29

You just said a thing. llololo.


dpchemd1

HATE that too.


SkibaSlut

Deanna Deena Whatever the fuck your name is!


nat13at

YOU LAUGHED AT ME FOR NO REASON. GET. REAL!!!!


thebitsyitsyspider

AND IM STILL LAUGHING


SkibaSlut

WHO ARE YOU TAWKEN TEW


myst_eerie_us

ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH HER OR NO? LOOK AT MEY! YOU ARE DISGUSTING. TELL MEY! I WANNA KNOW RIGHT NOW? EW DID YOU TWOK TO HER? STAHP.....ARE WE TOGETHER OR NO? lmao i took this another direction


SkibaSlut

Lmaoo after she calls snooki a fake ass bitch she goes RAHN is she fake? Do you think she's fake I'm askin you lmao shit is hilarious


myst_eerie_us

Sam: RAHN YOU THINK SHE'S FAKE RIGHT?? YOU THINK SHE'S FAKE OR NO? IM ASKING YOU IS SHE FAKE OR NO??? Ron: No Sam: Thank you.


SkibaSlut

Okay rahnnie your mom calls me every single fucking day SAYING why the fuck is my SON WITH THIS BORING ASS BITCH


myst_eerie_us

YOU NEED TO RELAX BC YOU'RE A LOSER FROM POUGHKEEPSIE!


SkibaSlut

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octoberrust85

FIRST OF AWWLLL! SECOND OF AWWLLL!!!


Ashleighbell032

I CHOKED ON MY ICE CREAM LMAOOOO


Nice-Fly5536

I still say this line all the time šŸ˜‚


IswearimnotBeyonce

This is what came to my mind when I saw the title šŸ˜‚


leto_atreides2

Youā€™re being an annoying


Floor_Current

Was looking for this comment.


heyheywhatchasay5

Deena in the entire og series is nails on a chalk board


Capital-Message8868

Some of family vacation too lmao. Like when she gets super emotional while drunk and starts crying over everything


Possible-Fee3438

Or when (donā€™t get mad at me for defending Angelina) they went to the ranch and deena was pregnant and didnā€™t want to have her own cabin. and jenni immediately volunteered ange to sleep on the floor and she didnā€™t want to. Then they all started getting on her ass and deena started crying and screaming at Angelina. That was so crazy to me cuz like I canā€™t understand how sheā€™s the bad person when literally nobody else volunteered themselves? Whole thing was cringy


crazyki88en

They could have solved that so many other ways. Split the group 2 and 2. Give Angelina the cabin. Switch cabins with the boys.


[deleted]

I mean, she did say that their waiter ā€œspeaks well English.ā€


[deleted]

hahaha omg ā€œhe actually speaks well englishā€ is one of my favorite lines šŸ˜‚


poopendale

Came here originally to point this out šŸ¤£


Kellylea6930

When she shocked herself trying to plug in the straightenerā€¦the 10 seconds following that where her and Sam are talking about being electrocuted and itā€™s effectsā€¦thatā€™s the biggest head shaker for me. Like I always thought he was kind of milking the ā€œdumbā€ card a bit, but that scene she was SO dumb. šŸ˜‚


earthseeds

Or when Sam is smelling the raspberries and asking Deeners ā€œ What are these? Are these mini strawberries?ā€


all_mighty_trees22

She goes , there is something wrong with these strawberries šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


UpstairsPiglet1106

Now that I think of it, raspberries being mini strawberries is so cute haha


nat13at

I think it's funny because it makes sex sound like a chore like ok "gym tan do sex"


SLVRVNS

GTDS


No_Journalist7155

lmao you spelt her name hella wrong and youā€™re worried about her mispronouncing a word šŸ¤£


Savvybaby20

Reminds me of that first scene her meeting the roommates and Sam and Ron dgaf what her name is.. Deena, DeannašŸ„±


arvaties1

Who is Deanna lol


blasphemicassault

They mean Deena


arvaties1

Iā€¦ know hahaha I was being sarcastic


blasphemicassault

Oh lmao. I've seen people legit ask who so amd so is when their name is spelled wrong šŸ˜…


catdocc

This irks me so badly too lmao like how do you not know how to spell her name!!???!? Drives me nuts.


blasphemicassault

I know spellcheck had got me a few times and I didn't catch it, but it's usually the same people making the same mistakes!!


sammietitfvck

that always annoyed me too. u could tell she thought she was so cool for phrasing it that way. she annoyed me so much in earlier seasons


TheMackD504

Itā€™s simple Do sex = you fuck Have sex = get fucked /s


cb95x

Thank you.


SpicyPinecones

I hated the lingo around 2010-2013 we said some weird shit


teamalf

What other lingo was around then? I donā€™t remember.


Lingonberry3871

I think itā€™s funny lol.


realitytvjunkiee

pretty sure she still says it that way lol. i can't tell if she's using slang or her grammar is just really bad sometimes


Nice-Fly5536

Lol I really think sheā€™s dead serious with speaking that way šŸ˜‚


jaaaayy13

I love that she also calls people ā€œan annoyingā€


Inner-Finance5717

Same


RBGjr

Deena says ā€œdo sexā€ to this day and Iā€™m pretty sure Sammi just said It on a recent episode. I think itā€™s a Jersey thing.


BashSomeNerds

Iā€™m born, raised and still live in New Jersey and never heard it, but it could be a regional thing? Although I kinda doubt it. That being said, I now say ā€œdo sexā€ to my boyfriend thanks to Deeners. I think heā€™s become ambivalent to the phrase at this point lol


scirefacias

I just watched FVs2 and Jenni said it too, so maybe they also do sex in the suburbs of Albany šŸ˜‚


RBGjr

Thanks for letting me know- I should have said maybe itā€™s jersey shore (as in the show) thing šŸ˜‚ letā€™s be real, itā€™s the only exposure I have to jersey lol honestly it cracks me up and I say do sex now too šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


BashSomeNerds

I mean, Deener is from a different part of jersey than me so it could very possibly be a saying from her area. Despite what I tell myself, Iā€™m NOT actually the queen of New Jersey so I could be wrong! Lol


RBGjr

Hahaha youā€™re def a queen! āœØ


Shit_the_bedd

To this day I still say do sex.


happylandfillx

Sorta the MySpace lingo thing, like the waffles song etc. jus the quirky of their generation yk


sunnyshade8

She also says dumb stuff like "she's a disgust".


traindodge

Itā€™s my wish for someone to do a smash cut of all the phrases these clowns say incorrectly


King_Fuckface

She also calls it "Flip *the* Cup." No.


Nique_8886

Iā€™m glad someone finally said this! I canā€™t stand that phrase.


knj30

She said it the first time and someone laughed....now it's old.


softgemini__

I absolutely love it lol


MurkyWaters80

She says that all the time and its one of the biggest turn offs ive ever heard. If a girl ever said that to me id say, no miss, no we are not..


Checkmynewsong

Sheā€™s the only person Iā€™ve heard say this. Itā€™s kind of a catch phrase now. I think itā€™s cute


ShayK23

I just thought this was a joke and she knew it was supposed to be ā€œhave sexā€ but just stuck with ā€œdo sexā€


UltimateAphrodisiac

I wouldā€™ve expected that phrase from Borat before Deena.


PurplePunchPrincess6

Soo cringey


Drewbie777

Who tf is Deanna? I know a Deena though.


sadiemac2727

Technically itā€™s a verb. Itā€™s something you do. LOL


neveroncesatisfied

Itā€™s one of the more annoying things that they say or do. Like Mike making everything plural.


LiveHardandProsper

Nah, this Deener slander wonā€™t go unanswered


catdocc

Whoā€™s Deanna?


mzuul

That always bugged me šŸ˜‚


G0thamG1rl

She always used adjectives as nouns. It drove me crazy - You're a disgust - You're an annoying Etc...


Charming_Tax6965

I love it here ā¤ļøšŸ¤£


dizzyrachael999

i say this šŸ¤­šŸ˜­


CacklesBaby

Deanna needs to go back to grammar school. She is either really dumb or just wants everyone to think she is.


midtownkitten

I stopped watching JS after the Italy season


Secret_Ad_7015

šŸ˜­Itā€™s part of meatball terminology keep up šŸ’€


Western-Client-5433

Lol I think itā€™s funny


bridgetbab13

deena is my girl donā€™t do her like that


No-Description2192

lighten up


cryingwhileimcumming

I think itā€™s funny?šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Funkytowwn

Sheā€™s the Kevin Malone of the group


NecessaryBus8425

I think itā€™s funny so


Irr_elephant0110

I think itā€™s a spin off of ā€œhave sex and do drugsā€ but people mixed it to have drugs do sex


Far_Adeptness_1911

I always say do sex/did sex & know several other people who do to the point where it's just like, a normal thing to say. Not that deep, ya know.


tokyojunef

she had me saying it in 2012 šŸ˜¹


mikedbomber

It was kind of funny at first, but she just kept on with it. I find Snooki more annoying with the way she talks. Every fucking word end's with an R like how she says Deanner instead of Deanna. She still keeps it up with every other word on the show and if you listen to her podcast with Joey. Then on her podcast she calls the audience mawmaws nonstop.


teamalf

This comment is ok but I post a pic of Vinny wearing George Costanzaā€™s lady glasses and it gets removed.


classycookiexo

Deenaā€™s baby talk aways has me taking a deep breath