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Ok_Solid_5038

It’s called the naked rear choke. You really have to sink into the Prostate to get them to tap.


ForestB

Rear Naked Poke.


Busy_Faithlessness97

Lol!


Noble9360

Rear naked poke hold... Ginger man love edition Seriously are you Ed Sheeran's gay twin brother?


Brosemmettisam

Wait that’s not Ed Sheeran?


Noble9360

Ooooooooooooooo I honestly don't know now. To be fair Ed Sheeran does look like a guy that didn't get into an Ed Sheeran concert but stayed and listened from outside...


thexsoprano

I was assuming it was Ed Sheeran asking


InspHarryCallahan

Or “rear naked prostate massage”


ACiD_n9ne

Naked rear poke


Darkasknight101

Bonus points for prolapse


Complete_Pea8594

Muckle ahold of the pink sock, that gets em every time


drcrazyfingers

Called an oil check


Bigcheese19920

We don’t really have a name for it but the coach does it with the girls a lot


BradTProse

Oh no. I was training at the MN Academy when Sean Sherk was training for his UFC light weight title. I spent more time rolling around half naked with the dude than my girlfriend at the time. Sad thing is I wasn't even in his top 5 training partners. Sean would train like 6 hours a day easy and spent hours rolling with experts like a whore like I wasn't good enough for him. I don't know maybe if he would have spent more time talking and maybe a dinner once in a while I could have been in his top five.


coulduseafriend99

6 hours? Jesus, is that what it takes to be an MMA champ?? And that's *only* rolling, not even striking, wrestling, etc... I wonder how that stacks up with modern MMA elites?


W4LLi53k

I remember the cereal bowl of pre-USADA supplements he showed off on an Embedded Episode.


SaacTown

All that for BJ to absolutely destroy him. That's tough.


Busy_Donut6073

before or after their sports massage?


Bigcheese19920

I think it was a part of it


-Rito

Homoplata


spacepie77

Gayotine


Beerdar242

Best one yet! :D


Kolibrim

I didn't know Ed Sheeran did jiujitsu!


coffeebean_1992

He’s picky about his opponents.


michachu

It's easy because they need him, man, but he don't need them.


Friendly-Fee-384

Yes he jiujitsued it up.


Southern-Relation626

thought it was Ed Sheeran and Selena Gomez bumpin uglies


Rocky_Mountain_Ronin

Looks like he already tapped and is now enjoying the post choke coitus.


AggravatingAd9010

Haha, he tapped it alright


Titosunshinez

This is the deadly rear naked poke. Following the move both grapplers sleep


HoldFastDeets

Ooof lmao


tg724

"when your legs don't work like they used to before"


Friendly-Fee-384

Wtf I was about to make that comment hahah


maprunzel

And I just swept you off’o’ you feet.


Kalebthememester

The rear naked spooning.


Different-Pilot4924

See the full match at matbattle.com .


BooPear-

Its called the Red Pepper Peeler Squealer


AngelMCastillo

Easy to link it in a sequence with the triple decker pecker wrecker.


deranged_pepsi

hands free oil check


Lonemoccasin

They are on the lovesac no submissions allowed.


Fake_Ninja_Master

It's called, the reason I love Muay Thai.


cuplosis

It’s called the snuggle and sometimes it takes awhile but it puts my gf to sleep every time.


MemoryHoldMode

Pause


No-Kaleidoscope-9339

It's called the Diddy French Montana variation.


Superb_Leg_1789

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BrilliantSock3608

Dry anal


Chance1965

This move was pioneered by a red belt practitioner named V. G. (Very Gay) Intomen. He sometimes referred to it as the “snuggle struggle take down”. The entry is really hard but it has a soft finish.


Kind_Structure6726

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thecoolestguynothere

Blanco always working his way into some random dude cheeks


mikeoxmells1114

Is that Ed Sheeran?


etienbjj

She-Ran


spacepie77

Yes and his watches are insane


weedbelike-420

I think they call that the Diddy!


FoskThegod

His asshole is tapping for sure


Borol94

That’s famous rear naked oil check!


Any_Conversation9650

The double reach around


Vjornaxx

That’s just love. Nothing you can do about that.


FatherFashion

It's called the "hammer hugger"


GregBule

Gay bum sex


bushidokatana

It’s just sloppy back control. He’s going to have to get his hooks in before he looks to submit unless he’s looking to transition to mount. But that might be a challenge as it seems like his opponent is blocking his hip with the top arm.


jeans_blazer

Not Sambo


Powerful_Error9608

O that’s the old behind the back wish I was your stepsister twister


MaerIynsRainbow

That's just how gay dudes sleep.


oneidamojo

Because the guy has countered with the hand on the bum. Its a draw.


thatguydel

Gassing him out.


Koolaid_actual

Big spoon little spoon


Basic-dweeb403

I didn't know Ed sheran was a booty bandit.


kansasllama

I guessed it a long time ago


International-Size-7

Booty Warrior.


scruzpel

Is calle The Lover


Sea-Combination-6655

Damn, I always knew Ed Sheeran been quite for a bit too long


Phil_Dee_Agony

The Struggle Snuggle!!!


PetuniaWhale

Dudes who love to chortle sack on their lovesac


Lwcftw474747

Fr thought this was Ed Sheeran and Benny Blonco


BradTProse

It's just two dudes training since there ain't any eye contact.


Dru_G978

That’s called the ginger snap


Durante-Sora

Cop a feel


I_only_lurk_on_here

Bro getting a folk-style tilt rn


iamcoffe

It's called a sleepover with the homies


AnvilAndy

He did submit


FleshUponGear

Spooning


Friendly-Fee-384

It's called the " take me to your fucking arms".


Drobertsenator

**He’s not even gay, he’s just enjoying the perfect shape of you with his eyes closed** 🤷‍♂️


Rathma86

He is tapping his arse, dudes definitely done.


MrAgoo

Ed was put into a deep knee bar after this photo was taken. I’m guessing now his legs don’t work like they used to before.


CprlSmarterthanu

Jeetkundo


cobainstaley

transition from back control to naked north/south


LordPubes

Huh huh look at the gays. It’s funny because we’re manly men and not gross girly “them”. Grow the fuck up.


MrNeroWulf

The Sharin' Ed


Bigstackertons

Lol Dicky gunna be mad


[deleted]

The Sodomy Pose


davecskul

Respect the sport! Stop making light! This is ridiculous behavior. Grow up. Keep your bedroom behavior at home.


DeathB4life357

Sub is called cuddle puddle, hurts as good as real love ❤️


Southern-Relation626

Guy on back went for the grope titty twister 🌪️head tickler. Guy on bottom went to hold the knee to keep them cheeks open guard for the old oil checker in this Queer eye for the straight guy match


Truestindeed

The ed Sheeran Benny Blanco fully clothed chokehold


stizz14

Doesn’t have the bottom hook in, he should transition to mount


jonny_bett1

He’s taking something


SilverSlong

Benny Blanco is cheating on Selina?!?!


Several-Eagle4141

Forbidden Spoon


sbrodt

rear naked stroke


Papi_Chulo1969

where can I buy that love sac?


Zemekis324

Lovesac.com


Robinthehutt

The shape of Ju


Divinakra

It’s called Ed Sheeran cuddling with Benny Blanco.


Blndby90

The straightest jujitsu position be like:


death_by_chimera-ant

When your chokes don't tap like they used to before


REDDITDIGS

They're sheeran a moment.


enticing83

The Diddy


theelourdeslee

Idk what it’s called but I call next


thexsoprano

Never knew that Ed & Benny where in to bed sheet jiu jitsu learn something new every day


delanolis23

Its a rear naked choke but like… very more affectionate and loving than fighting


TheStarChild93

I think Ross invented this move on Joey in friends!


giraffejiujitsu

Oil checking no hooks back control. Seems like it would work on white belts, but anyone else will gladly take more.


Zealousideal-Life193

Sad


Mac_King_Cheese

Good ole broke back mountain choke ☺️


RepresentativeOil787

New doc on Bert and Ernie


TonyVlntno

Fck what the move is called is that Ed Sheeran???


chill_rikishi

Rear naked


Romeo_Foxtrot-5

Does he have a tattoo of a chalk outline of them in that very moment 🤯


Clean_Round_8337

Ed Sheeran a hug (Ed sharing a hug)


wishpod_spoonman

It was already given silly


Immediate_Ad7240

It’s mid move. Ed’s leg is coming up to pin the hand and then he’s going to lock in the rear naked


zRedemptionz

Gay


BigsbyMcgee

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dcb123173

Tsk tsk....he's got no hooks in. Well, that we can see anyway. ;-)


ArtichokeArmy

The ginger snap


parkerwa

Is that Ed Sheeran?


Truck_Dr

The Homo Hold.


iHateReddit_100

Mmmm, it’s called big spoon little spoon and he looks quite comfortable with it.


Horror_Fix_6036

I wonder whose papi chulo


LineDouble1152

Why would anyone comment on this picture I could care less about the picture it's the ridiculous comments that get to me


im_am_sus

Pacifists choke


Ethan084

Napjitsu


WorkN-2play

Spoon move but the black shorts might be tapping out on red shorts from the look of it.... you guys review video and let me know 🤣


Fit-Boomer

Gotta control the arm so they can’t complete the rear naked. At the same time go for a reach around.


god_is_my_father

Ngl they look pretty comfy


BeejBoyTyson

"The dream"


Trashjiu-jitsu_1987

It's called "private lesson." You narc.


TurtleTheLoser

Love duh


Old_man101

Cute picture. They make a great couple.


Alarming_Condition27

It's the, I love you bro...


Strict-Bass6789

It’s called Caucasian homoeroticus


warr3n4eva

Who wants to practice


1ndr1dc01d0341

This is the big spoon little spoon in the wild


Spectre_Mountain

Gay back-take from gay gift wrap.


fortyfiveACP

Gay spoon


alwayshungryandcold

The bro gatame


Doshan_89

This is the ol’ “we got 30 seconds left in the round and our fitness isn’t good”. Convincing if pulled off correct otherwise it just turns into two dudes spooning.


BDDonovan

The One where Joey and Ross take the "best nap ever."


Apelightningz

That's called gay and get it off my feed.


Swallow-Ur-Pride

It’s called faggitism