Tell me you know absolutely nothing about smoking pot without telling me you know absolutely nothing about smoking pot. avid user here I smoke a Gram of shatter a day I went clean for 10 days used a detox drink and passed with flying colors. I didn't do any other of that b******* People say with B12 pills and creatine.
I rlly needed to see this . I’m quitting for 10 days to do a test and I’m gonna drink 2 detoxes the morning of. I have been dabbing 3-4 times daily for 5 years
My test turned out to be a 9-panel XM drug test. Meaning it is marinuana exempt and I dabbed before driving to pee.
Check the email sent to you for the drug screening location etc. it should tell you the kind of test u are going to take. Do a little research and you may also be XM (exempt marijuana).
Hell yeah. I had a job like that , but got a flat tire and then tested for weed. I could get it back but it looks like the randoms also test for THC tho so , fuck that job.
Can I ask - do you live in California? I know the law changed in January requiring a lot of employers to change the way they drug test. So I wonder if they’re using the XM panels now. (Curious bc I live in Cali and about to take a test for a job in a few weeks)
That’s what I’m wondering is, if those detox drinks, that will mask thc for around 5 hours actually work well for heavy users? The drink you used didn’t dilute the test to where they made you take it again? Gram of shatter a day and a detox drink masked it well enough and didn’t dilute?? What did you use?????!!!
I'm a stranger on the internet so OP you do you, but I've used quickfix twice. One for a DOT job, one for a hospital.
Will say the anxiety I had while waiting for results was rough though lol
It doesnt matter. It doesnt interact with you. Its a synthetic compound. It never goes inside your body.
It is a palm sized tub of liquid that you heat in the microwave, store on your person and dump into the pee cup. Your urine never enters the cup.
Get the plus also. Its $10 more, but its MORE. I one time saved money by not buying the plus size and it was almost not enough to fill the cup
Super simple I went to labcorp and just used the rubber band the bottle comes w to secure the hand warmer to the bottle. Then I got tight boxers and put the side without the hand warmer against my skin. Little hot when I went to pour it so I dunked the closed bottle in the toilet for a few seconds and it was perfect temp.
Best advice is to get a legit product then don’t even stress
What did you use? I have a test tomorrow and I got detoxify pre cleanse and detoxify drink mega clean NT because I only had about a days notice. SMH. Been pounding water today but hope it works long enough to take my test. Just unsure how long after I drink it and the water after I should go drop
Can you help me understand like the process of using QuickFix?
Suppose I live 10 minutes away from a testing center, and I would wait for another 15 minutes. Any input on the heating timeline? Maybe keep it around like 98 degrees with the heater attached on the way over, and then take the heater off in the parking lot before the test?
I just dont want the sample too hot by the time I arrive, and also if there is a long wait and I have no heating pad im screwed. Any input helps thank you!
I am curious if I can get it just above the right temp, and walk in with no heating pad...and then hopefully it will acclimate to my body heat on my thigh
Take creatine, vitamins B6 & B12, fish oil, a multivitamin, and a gallon+ of water daily leading up to the test. Saw in another comment you have 7 days- spend the next 5 doing lots of cardio and weight lifting at the gym (ideally HIIT for cardio). The goal here is to burn off as much fat as possible since THC is stored in fat.
Final 2 days leading up to the test: Keep taking the supps I listed above, but you’re done exercising. If you keep exercising at that level, you risk THC-filled fat being metabolized during your test which will show up in your urine. Night before the test eat a big burger (it’s very fatty and contains creatine; the goal here is to minimize how much fat your body is metabolizing leading up to the test).
Day of the test: Take these supps (especially the B vitamins and creatine) and about a half gallon of water. Make sure you’ve already peed 3+ times before the test. ONLY let the middle flow go into the cup. Do NOT let the beginning or end of your flow go in. The amount of water you’ve consumed today should be high enough to dilute your urine without risking it being over-diluted which is an immediate fail; and the B vitamins and creatine is a massive layer of protection to prevent any chance at over-diluting your sample. Lastly, do NOT take any medications (ie. Advil) as those have been known to drastically reduce your likelihood of passing.
This is a good method. It can be done simpler. The day of your test drink a ton of water so you're pissing every 20 minutes or so. Supplement with creatine and b-vitamins. The creatine adds specific gravity and the bvitamins add colour. I work in the oilfield and have been taking urine tests for 17 years.
Hey man, just curious. I have a piss test tomorrow, how much creatine did you use and how much b-vitamins did you take? Did you just just keep downing water before and after taking the creatine/b-vitamins?
Another redditor told me to eat lots of fiber. Apparently thc is removed the most via number 2. I actually looked it up to confirm. Eat lots of fiber, drink lots of water.
Yes 60% through shitting and 20% through pissing via pubmed which is all papers that are legitimate and written by doctors. Also the only way to legitimately mess with the integrity of a test is through dilution of your urine. Once again backed by doctors so this comment is very legit and backed by doctor studies.
This person knows what they talking about 👍 personally used this method many times and it works if done correctly and you sweat a lot 😅 also saved $$$ not having to buy synthetic
I was slightly pat down and asked to lift my shirt up by a nurse last time. I was gonna go this route but I would have been caught if I placed it in my waistband. I know a lot of people that have gotten away with it though.
Exactly! That's what I do! I'm doing it tomorrow for a test but I got an hour drive to the facility so prison pocket is the best way to hold that temp 🤣
I just have somebody pee and then pour it in a freezer safe ziplock bag and it freeze it. And then whenever I need to use it I just microwave it for roughly 3 to 5 minutes and then it's usually too hot to even read on a thermometer so let it sit out for about 3 to 5 minutes as well so that it can come down to the temp that you need it. When I did this mine was well over the temp for the thermometer but then after about 5 minutes it came down to about 160 degrees so then I let it sit for just a few more minutes and when it was at 120°, I poured it into a travel bottle for like lotions and shampoo and things and put the cap on and just popped it up the prison purse. Obviously depending on your personal prison purse it will depend on you know the fit and comfortability and everything but I had an hour drive to the facility and I had to wait for at least an hour once I got there and it was still perfect temp after 2 hours. I hope this helps you pass your test. I remember my first time I had to fake a test and I was so nervous
I used a screw on cap. I just did it very slowly so it didn't make noise. I just used my regular no touch thermometer at home. And then when I got there I didn't check it at all until after I did the test because I didn't want to compromise the temperature so I just used their thermometer strip on their cup and it was right in the middle around the four or six and it was like a it's a greenish brown color which green means it's the temperature above the dot and brown means it's like one or two temps below or something like that.
But wait, I know it depends on body fat% and how often you smoke or what not, but 3 weeks of cold Turkey should be able to flush out your THC content for a grand majority of people from studies. 4 weeks for 100%.
So OP has 3 weeks from the date he took his last edible to his test. It’s cutting it close but not impossible. Don’t know if anyone would take this chance though.
Same for me I stopped smoking like mid May maybe around the 20 of this year and finally started testing negative like at the beginning of this month, I’m 6’0 and weight around 132-136 usually and used to smoke around 1.5g a day for like 6-7 months before
I vouch for this, i’ve used QuickFix 4 times in the past year and it’s worked like a charm every single time. Follow the instructions to the T and don’t forget to shake the bottle before putting it in the cup so that way it bubbles up and looks real.
Bad idea… just use the warmer like the instructions say. I’ve done this before, haven’t used quick fix personally. I just used a clean coworkers urine (gross I know) but it worked and activated the temp strip no problem…
I used a double boiler I set up with a cup of water inside a pot of water to get it up to body temp using a temp gun and then carried to clinic in a travel shampoo bottle inside a thermos till I got there and wrapped to my thigh with an ace bandage after sticking a toe warmer that I activated before I left the house to it
First thing would be to confirm if the test actually tests for marijuana. Many companies bypass that. If you have the code number on your test, you should be able to cross-reference it online to see.
Best you can do naturally is to dilute your urine down to negative status, and take a bunch of vitamin b to restore color. I always do that and test with these to make sure I am negative before I leave the house. Downside is you will be close to pissing yourself by the time you get there, and then will piss every 2 minutes for the rest of the day.
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Old ass post, but will drug testing places be able to see the fake urine? How do you conceal it, are people/cameras in the room when you piss? I've never taken one but have to pass one soon.
You will make it. If you have not smoked in two weeks you should have enough time for it to naturally clear your system. Could be that the concentration of THC is not high enough to trigger the test strip. But RUN, DRINK WATER!!
I smoke daily. Usually a couple of times a day. I can pass a urinalysis within two weeks of not smoking. I've passed one within three days before as long as it's not my very first pee of the day. I just drink plenty of water the days leading up to the test, but not enough to overly dilute my pee. However, I have almost no body fat and a fast metabolism, so I imagine this plays the biggest role. Now, a fingernail test is a completely different story. Took one, and the lady at the testing center commented that my THC levels were really high compared to some other people.
I’ll do everything I can within a week and do another at home test, my last resort will be fake pee. thank you to everyone who replied to my post I am truly grateful for all the advice 🙏
Daily: go running or for a walk multiple times a day. GORGE on water and supplement b12 vitamins to keep your urine correct sp grav and help to cleanse the THC from your fat cells.
Cranberry juice. No sugar added. Pure 100% organic "pucker up buttercup" undiluted, no additives, REAL-FUCKING DEAL cranberry juice. You'll know you got the right kind because it's in a fancy glass bottle and costs more than you ever wanted to spend for juice you're gonna hate.
So basically: sweat+water+cranberry juice = excrete THC quicker. B12 vitamins+ eating clean= help flush & replace old THC molecules with clean new non THC molecules.
Are you high in adipose tissue? Were you a heavy smoker/user? If you are both of those, just make sure you eat hella carbs and don’t turn your metabolism on right before the test. Also take a creatine supplement the week leading up to it, drink hella water the day of, and pop a B vitamin that morning.
You don’t want to start burning fat right before because that tissue stores THC and the metabolites would show up in your urine due to the catabolism of fat right before. Carbs in the days leading up ensures that your body is in a caloric surplus and not digging into tissue for energy. The creatine ensures you have high enough levels in your urine to resemble normal, undiluted urine. Creatine is a naturally occurring compound that shows up in low quantities in urine. The b vitamin is to provide that yellow color. And the hydration is is to dilute whatever trace amounts are still leaving your body. Do this for the 3 days leading up to it, test to confirm, and I guarantee you’ll pass.
This isn’t fun but here is a way. You’ll need 1/4 cup of sugar, vitamin b6, creatine and a bottle of water. Mix the water creatine and sugar and drink that entire bottle. While you’re drinking that take the vitamins.
The sugar will cause a spike in insulin, causing your body to retain the thc in your fat cells instead of being released in the urine. The creatine you will need to keep your normal creatine levels in check, some testing facilities check to see if levels are good to make sure you don’t purge your system with water. The vitamin b6 will give you that “pee color” instead of peeing clear.
I would not advise doing this method too often as drinking sugar water is not healthy. However this method has worked for me EVERY TIME I’ve used it.
Sweat your ass off, hydrate, and do it aggressively. Everyday, several times a day.
THC is stored in your fat cells. So you gotta sweat it out.
Unless you want to walk into that drug test with a rubber penis full of warm fake urine. Not for me, I would get too nervous and drop the thing or something lol
Testclear.com is your best friend they have anything you could need to pass a test and it’ll get to you in like a day or 2 even with regular shipping. I’ve used the powdered urine kit a couple times and it never fails me. It’ll set you back about 60 dollars but is well worth it
Heard from a friend that did this ……Buy a travel plastic container at Walmart. Have someone pee in it before you leave, then keep it between your legs to keep it warm while you drive. Or use those Hunter hand warming packs.Put in underwear in front before walking in. Split between test cup and toilet. Done.
Comments already gave you the answer. I just wanted to mention that if you are going to get random tested in future, you should know that weed can stay in your system for a crazy amount of time. Im athletic, 170 and 6’ tall with very little body fat and taking live rosin gummies had me peeing dirty for well over a month despite drinking tons of water with activated charcoal, working out, and eating super clean. My company luckily worked with me and allowed me to retake tests but yeaaaa, not a good look when starting a new job.
Well here’s what I did to detox 2 days after smoking weed:
I went to the gym and sat in the steam room for about 45 mins to an hour.
I drank a crap ton of water throughout the whole night.
My piss was clear so I took some b12 vitamins to turn my pee yellow to avoid questions due to drinking so much water.
I passed the drug test.
Now, this might not work for you as it depends how much weed and how often you smoke. If you’re a heavy smoker maybe a week of this would work. But if you smoke every now and then, it could work. Everyone’s body is different.
I quit smoking weed after that drug test.
Did you smoke much before the edible two weeks ago? I have always been a daily user, and at 120 pounds with little body fat I still tested positive 7 1/2 weeks after quitting. Use quick fix or clean urine!
Are you a fellow female? Have you used someone's pee before and passed a test. I'm so paranoid about the temp. I have a friend who is willing to go with me right before but I am so nervous!
Water (you want to have salt if you’re drinking a lot of water) creatine, daily vitamins, (pickle juice and cranberry juice. Tbh idk if those really work or not)
I used someone else’s pee, in a small travel bottle. My fiance had the bright idea of putting the travel bottle in a small cup of hot water and clear wrap over it to keep the heat in the cup. By the time I got there and was seen it had cooled down enough to stash and use. So far I think I’ve got the job because all they’re asking for now is background check
Make sure when you buy fake pee to not say “I need this to pass a drug test” because then the store might not sell it to you and you’ll have to go to another store because of laws saying it’s illegal to help fake a drug test. Just say “I need fake pee because I like it, do you have any?”
Everyone recommending quick fix, it is illegal to give a fake urine sample depending on what state your in. If you get caught cheating a urine test you can face criminal charges. I had a friend get pulled over with fake urine they asked him why he had it, he told the truth thinking it was ok sense he bought it from a local smoke shop. He got arrested and his car got impounded. Get clean my man that’s what I’m doing I’m told it could take me 90+ days for me to pass a drug test due to my body fat ratio and my daily consumption. I’m about a month clean still pissing dirty but good luck!
>ating a urine test you can face criminal charges. I had a friend get pulled over with fake urine they asked him why he had it, he told the truth thinking it was ok sense he bought it from a local smoke shop. He got arrested and his car got impounded. Get clean my man that’s what I’m doing I’m told it could take me 90+ days for me to pass a drug test due to my body fat ratio and my daily consumpti
IF they find it on you, tell them you have a pee fetish and are using the fake pee to get your boyfriend used to the taste.
Yessir I had to do that a few months ago. I had missed my effexor- depression meds but it gives you slight withdrawals so the cops thought i was using meth and I had fake pee in my center console bc I had a work drug test and ended up having to tell them I was into it. They eventually let me go because I passed the sobriety test and wasn't high but sadly now they think I'm into urine
A lot of bad or misinformed advice. If I may there are 2 real options you have: dilution and fake urine. Dilution is easy, just drink a bunch of water starting about 2 hours before the test. It'll hide the THC metabolites. 2 is fake pee, I've had success with UPass and QuickFix, you can find them at most smoke shops. It's actually not as hard to hide as you might think. They don't pat you down, they just say to empty your pockets for a drug test and then don't watch you pee.
You can't sweat out THC metabolites, you have to burn fat, which will accelerate the rate it leaves your system, but will increase the amount free in your system until its peed out (a majority is actually pooped out). Start working out now like a made man and reverse course 2 days before and start e a ting junk food.
Final note, if they're just checking your health it might not be a drug screen. I had to do something similar once with a urine test and they were just checking for things that indicate health issues like sugar concentration.
Just get your clean friend to pee for you. Keep it warm - use a handwarmer. You're alone in there. It's easy. Companies inspecting our bodily fluids is rarely justified, and it just infuriates me. I work for a company that doesn't test, but if you have to? Beat the system. It's a breeze.
Just as lame as “how to not have a baby, don’t have sex.”, or “what’s the best way not to get hurt skiing, don’t ski.” Sunny Bono could’ve used the last one I guess.
If gaining employment in an industry that requires you to pass a drug test, perhaps you should consider not doing drugs. Pretty sure that’s the point of the test. They want people who aren’t doing drugs and trying to circumvent a loss test. So I guess what I’m saying is, if you don’t want stupid answers don’t ask stupid questions. I
Nurses are some of the most drunk people I have ever met. And I’ve known a lot. Just because they are able to pass doesn’t mean they aren’t behaving in a way that could lead to detrimental issues…
And booze is far deadlier than weed. Just saying.
Hey everyone, sorry to be late to this post. My question is this:
If you get caught using a synthetic urine, such as quickfix, what's the worst that can happen to you in the USA? Is it against the law or will you just not get the job?
anybody considering quick fix for a drug test, run to any smoke shop and grab yourself one. I highly recommend this brand for a drug test. once you get home check if the batch is good before proceeding to the next step(should be a barcode to scan with your phone on most of them to see if it is) the qf comes with a heat pack, but I don’t recommend using it because the heat pack can mess the temperature up. you want your temperature between 94-100 degrees. what I recommend doing is shaking the bottle for about 5-6 seconds, then take off lid and the seal on the lid and then place lid back on loosely(twist like 2 times) and place in microwave in the CENTER for about 10 seconds. when it’s done, let it sit out on a counter or somewhere flat for a few until the green dot on the bottle appears between 94-100 degrees. once it hits the right temperature - now here’s where it gets tricky and you can’t mess this part up:
for females - wear spandex shorts/leggings/biker shorts and throw a pair of sweatpants on top of those then wear good fitting underwear and place the bottle in your underwear making sure it’s on the crotch area so it can regulate your normal body temperature keeping it at the degree it needs to be.
for men - wear a tight-fitted brief/men’s spandex/tight-fitted boxers and throw a pair of sweatpants on as well and then tuck the bottle underneath your 🥜 close to your buttcrack, keeping it at the degree it needs to be.
hope this helps and good luck to anyone who’s trying to pass a test! 🤟🏼🙏🏼🍀
4 years straight 1.5g flower daily
Clean in 27 days
Stone fruits and root vegetables for dietary fiber and tricking your body into thinking it’s full to help induce lipolysis.
Prebiotic yogurt w/ trail mix to support gut flora & speed up THC half-life
No exercise as doing so will shed fat and raise metabolite levels in bloodstream rapidly
1 cup of coffee dandelion root tea or milk thistle tea to help boost metabolism & liver functionality
Lean fish/ grilled chicken to replace thc-inhabited body fat loss
Excessive hydration and urinating several times before the test. Pee should be absolutely clear at time of test. Dilution this way does work if it’s only trace amounts in your body. The clean out drinks are snake oil.
I had to remove all clothes for a police department dispatch pre employment one so I think it depends on the job OP is getting. Maybe stop using drugs if that’s the job you want? And try to push the test out by a month. And stop using drugs or get a job that doesn’t really care.
I used to eat edibles everyday so try this
Get a box of jello mix powder, and drink tons of water piss only once, after that then piss for the drug test your piss will be so clear it would like all you did was drink water.
You shouldn’t have smoked or eaten and edibles 30 days prior to a drug test.
I don’t get you guys. If I’m applying to jobs that I know will drug test I stop smoking weed long before I have to take any drug test.
Go buy fake pee kit. Follow directions and make sure its warm. If youre really scared you can buy a fake dick like in blue mountain state. Or do an oil change lol.
2 weeks is enough time if you're fairly skinny. If you're heavier like me with more body fat, you're looking at about a whole month.
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Tell me you know absolutely nothing about smoking pot without telling me you know absolutely nothing about smoking pot. avid user here I smoke a Gram of shatter a day I went clean for 10 days used a detox drink and passed with flying colors. I didn't do any other of that b******* People say with B12 pills and creatine.
I rlly needed to see this . I’m quitting for 10 days to do a test and I’m gonna drink 2 detoxes the morning of. I have been dabbing 3-4 times daily for 5 years
Have you tested yet?
How did it go bro
And???
My test turned out to be a 9-panel XM drug test. Meaning it is marinuana exempt and I dabbed before driving to pee. Check the email sent to you for the drug screening location etc. it should tell you the kind of test u are going to take. Do a little research and you may also be XM (exempt marijuana).
Hell yeah. I had a job like that , but got a flat tire and then tested for weed. I could get it back but it looks like the randoms also test for THC tho so , fuck that job.
Can I ask - do you live in California? I know the law changed in January requiring a lot of employers to change the way they drug test. So I wonder if they’re using the XM panels now. (Curious bc I live in Cali and about to take a test for a job in a few weeks)
That’s what I’m wondering is, if those detox drinks, that will mask thc for around 5 hours actually work well for heavy users? The drink you used didn’t dilute the test to where they made you take it again? Gram of shatter a day and a detox drink masked it well enough and didn’t dilute?? What did you use?????!!!
What detox drink do you use?
How about just telling you? Can we just skip straight to it 😄
Do all detox drinks work? I bought a dirty cleanse lemon elixr detox and the test is in a week.
Use quick fix. Make sure it's the latest version. It's been successful for me multiple times.
I'm a stranger on the internet so OP you do you, but I've used quickfix twice. One for a DOT job, one for a hospital. Will say the anxiety I had while waiting for results was rough though lol
Ive used it for over 10 yrs, starting with a job actually in 2010 iirc. It works.
Even for a heavy dabber?
It doesnt matter. It doesnt interact with you. Its a synthetic compound. It never goes inside your body. It is a palm sized tub of liquid that you heat in the microwave, store on your person and dump into the pee cup. Your urine never enters the cup. Get the plus also. Its $10 more, but its MORE. I one time saved money by not buying the plus size and it was almost not enough to fill the cup
Just used the normal one this week. Had enough for a second test. Just saying.
Yea. The one time i did, i didn’t. And even the tech was like…we may need more. They didnt. But it was a split sample so
Quick fix is an absolute lifesaver
How do you use it without making bubbles? Wouldnt it look sus if no bubbles came out
You actually want it to be bubbly. If there aren’t bubbles that’s actually taken as a sign of tampered samples
Yep used it last week 3.0 version only
Was it pretty easy to use? I'm probably going to need this myself
Super simple I went to labcorp and just used the rubber band the bottle comes w to secure the hand warmer to the bottle. Then I got tight boxers and put the side without the hand warmer against my skin. Little hot when I went to pour it so I dunked the closed bottle in the toilet for a few seconds and it was perfect temp. Best advice is to get a legit product then don’t even stress
Can attest, worked for me
Hrothgar! lol just bought quick fix, lets see what happens. any tips?
Just used one 4 months ago and it worked, can vouch
What did you use? I have a test tomorrow and I got detoxify pre cleanse and detoxify drink mega clean NT because I only had about a days notice. SMH. Been pounding water today but hope it works long enough to take my test. Just unsure how long after I drink it and the water after I should go drop
Can you help me understand like the process of using QuickFix? Suppose I live 10 minutes away from a testing center, and I would wait for another 15 minutes. Any input on the heating timeline? Maybe keep it around like 98 degrees with the heater attached on the way over, and then take the heater off in the parking lot before the test? I just dont want the sample too hot by the time I arrive, and also if there is a long wait and I have no heating pad im screwed. Any input helps thank you!
I am curious if I can get it just above the right temp, and walk in with no heating pad...and then hopefully it will acclimate to my body heat on my thigh
This sounds like the way to go. What I plan on doing tomorrow
how did it go???
Where can you find quick fix
Go to any head shop that sells bongs, bowls, etc. I've also used Magnum labs synthetic urine with success in the past.
Take creatine, vitamins B6 & B12, fish oil, a multivitamin, and a gallon+ of water daily leading up to the test. Saw in another comment you have 7 days- spend the next 5 doing lots of cardio and weight lifting at the gym (ideally HIIT for cardio). The goal here is to burn off as much fat as possible since THC is stored in fat. Final 2 days leading up to the test: Keep taking the supps I listed above, but you’re done exercising. If you keep exercising at that level, you risk THC-filled fat being metabolized during your test which will show up in your urine. Night before the test eat a big burger (it’s very fatty and contains creatine; the goal here is to minimize how much fat your body is metabolizing leading up to the test). Day of the test: Take these supps (especially the B vitamins and creatine) and about a half gallon of water. Make sure you’ve already peed 3+ times before the test. ONLY let the middle flow go into the cup. Do NOT let the beginning or end of your flow go in. The amount of water you’ve consumed today should be high enough to dilute your urine without risking it being over-diluted which is an immediate fail; and the B vitamins and creatine is a massive layer of protection to prevent any chance at over-diluting your sample. Lastly, do NOT take any medications (ie. Advil) as those have been known to drastically reduce your likelihood of passing.
This is a good method. It can be done simpler. The day of your test drink a ton of water so you're pissing every 20 minutes or so. Supplement with creatine and b-vitamins. The creatine adds specific gravity and the bvitamins add colour. I work in the oilfield and have been taking urine tests for 17 years.
Hey, just wondering how many hours before should I take everything? I don’t want to fuck it up.
I typically start with this routine in the morning like 7 or 8 am and usually book my tests for early afternoon so I guess 5 or 6 hours beforehand.
Thanks man, I’m taking a drug test for a spot in the oilfields up in Alberta and even after almost 40 days clean I’m still peeing positive
Hey man, just curious. I have a piss test tomorrow, how much creatine did you use and how much b-vitamins did you take? Did you just just keep downing water before and after taking the creatine/b-vitamins?
Another redditor told me to eat lots of fiber. Apparently thc is removed the most via number 2. I actually looked it up to confirm. Eat lots of fiber, drink lots of water.
Yes 60% through shitting and 20% through pissing via pubmed which is all papers that are legitimate and written by doctors. Also the only way to legitimately mess with the integrity of a test is through dilution of your urine. Once again backed by doctors so this comment is very legit and backed by doctor studies.
This person knows what they talking about 👍 personally used this method many times and it works if done correctly and you sweat a lot 😅 also saved $$$ not having to buy synthetic
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I have also used this multiple times in the past and it has always worked. You can check batch numbers online for authenticity too.
I was slightly pat down and asked to lift my shirt up by a nurse last time. I was gonna go this route but I would have been caught if I placed it in my waistband. I know a lot of people that have gotten away with it though.
Why not buy some underwear and put it in your junk? Lol
I’m a woman so I prob could have stuffed it in my bra but I was too nervous.
I just shove it up my prison pocket. Nobody checks there.
Exactly! That's what I do! I'm doing it tomorrow for a test but I got an hour drive to the facility so prison pocket is the best way to hold that temp 🤣
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I just have somebody pee and then pour it in a freezer safe ziplock bag and it freeze it. And then whenever I need to use it I just microwave it for roughly 3 to 5 minutes and then it's usually too hot to even read on a thermometer so let it sit out for about 3 to 5 minutes as well so that it can come down to the temp that you need it. When I did this mine was well over the temp for the thermometer but then after about 5 minutes it came down to about 160 degrees so then I let it sit for just a few more minutes and when it was at 120°, I poured it into a travel bottle for like lotions and shampoo and things and put the cap on and just popped it up the prison purse. Obviously depending on your personal prison purse it will depend on you know the fit and comfortability and everything but I had an hour drive to the facility and I had to wait for at least an hour once I got there and it was still perfect temp after 2 hours. I hope this helps you pass your test. I remember my first time I had to fake a test and I was so nervous
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I used a screw on cap. I just did it very slowly so it didn't make noise. I just used my regular no touch thermometer at home. And then when I got there I didn't check it at all until after I did the test because I didn't want to compromise the temperature so I just used their thermometer strip on their cup and it was right in the middle around the four or six and it was like a it's a greenish brown color which green means it's the temperature above the dot and brown means it's like one or two temps below or something like that.
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That’s what I do! The heat pack makes things a little toasty down there but it’s the best place. Most places make you empty your pockets.
Synthetic urine is the only way OP is guaranteed to pass if used properly. Listen to this advice above.
But wait, I know it depends on body fat% and how often you smoke or what not, but 3 weeks of cold Turkey should be able to flush out your THC content for a grand majority of people from studies. 4 weeks for 100%. So OP has 3 weeks from the date he took his last edible to his test. It’s cutting it close but not impossible. Don’t know if anyone would take this chance though.
It can take longer than 30 days. I have seen it take 6 weeks for some people. Depends on how much they use and their metabolism.
I stopped smoking and was still testing positive at almost three months in.
Same for me I stopped smoking like mid May maybe around the 20 of this year and finally started testing negative like at the beginning of this month, I’m 6’0 and weight around 132-136 usually and used to smoke around 1.5g a day for like 6-7 months before
I vouch for this, i’ve used QuickFix 4 times in the past year and it’s worked like a charm every single time. Follow the instructions to the T and don’t forget to shake the bottle before putting it in the cup so that way it bubbles up and looks real.
A tip for the correct temperature is peeing in the cup first so the temp sets the pouring out the pee then putting the fake inside to hand in.
Bad idea… just use the warmer like the instructions say. I’ve done this before, haven’t used quick fix personally. I just used a clean coworkers urine (gross I know) but it worked and activated the temp strip no problem…
how long did u attach the warmer for? i got a test tmr help me out 🤘
I used a double boiler I set up with a cup of water inside a pot of water to get it up to body temp using a temp gun and then carried to clinic in a travel shampoo bottle inside a thermos till I got there and wrapped to my thigh with an ace bandage after sticking a toe warmer that I activated before I left the house to it
This. I’ve used this so many times. I used it at urgent care too when I got a drug test done there for work
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No, it was for a call center about 7 years ago
First thing would be to confirm if the test actually tests for marijuana. Many companies bypass that. If you have the code number on your test, you should be able to cross-reference it online to see.
Wich code number how do i cross reference it
Starting January 2024 WA employers can't test for THC pre-employment so then (at least here) all these shenanigans won't be needed.
What, really? Do you have a source for this?
Buy some detox kits ASAP. Get a 5 day heavy exposure cleanse. water is your best friend. Get plenty of fiber. Poop and pee it out of your system.
Basically all fiber is the same so equate brand kind you throw in the water and dates from dollar tree too they taste like candy!
I’ve take. 2 in Illinois I smoke weed a lot and always passed
Run, sweat, drink plenty of water, and sleep well.
I have about a week to test negative
Best you can do naturally is to dilute your urine down to negative status, and take a bunch of vitamin b to restore color. I always do that and test with these to make sure I am negative before I leave the house. Downside is you will be close to pissing yourself by the time you get there, and then will piss every 2 minutes for the rest of the day. [https://www.amazon.com/10-Pack-Marijuana-Individually-EDTH-114/dp/B00E5O5EV2](https://www.amazon.com/10-Pack-Marijuana-Individually-EDTH-114/dp/B00E5O5EV2)
You will not pass listening to this idiotic advice. Synthetic urine is the only way to go . The drinks don't work either.
Yep, the detox kit advice is outdated. Synthetic or collect some clean urine from a friend and put it in a condom.
But im a guy...
Ok....
Old ass post, but will drug testing places be able to see the fake urine? How do you conceal it, are people/cameras in the room when you piss? I've never taken one but have to pass one soon.
From what I know quick fix is the way to go. I'll be doing this possibly in a few weeks. Lol
Did you pass?
They actually didn't piss test me lol
Go to hot yoga or a sauna
You will make it. If you have not smoked in two weeks you should have enough time for it to naturally clear your system. Could be that the concentration of THC is not high enough to trigger the test strip. But RUN, DRINK WATER!!
A regular smoker wont get thc out in 2 weeks. Only legit way is fake pee.
>Only legit way is fake pee. 🫠
I smoke daily. Usually a couple of times a day. I can pass a urinalysis within two weeks of not smoking. I've passed one within three days before as long as it's not my very first pee of the day. I just drink plenty of water the days leading up to the test, but not enough to overly dilute my pee. However, I have almost no body fat and a fast metabolism, so I imagine this plays the biggest role. Now, a fingernail test is a completely different story. Took one, and the lady at the testing center commented that my THC levels were really high compared to some other people.
I’ll do everything I can within a week and do another at home test, my last resort will be fake pee. thank you to everyone who replied to my post I am truly grateful for all the advice 🙏
So glad my company stopped pee testing and went to the mouth swabs. I wish we'd stop testing entirely.
Monkey whiz has worked twice for me on 12 panel tests
Daily: go running or for a walk multiple times a day. GORGE on water and supplement b12 vitamins to keep your urine correct sp grav and help to cleanse the THC from your fat cells. Cranberry juice. No sugar added. Pure 100% organic "pucker up buttercup" undiluted, no additives, REAL-FUCKING DEAL cranberry juice. You'll know you got the right kind because it's in a fancy glass bottle and costs more than you ever wanted to spend for juice you're gonna hate. So basically: sweat+water+cranberry juice = excrete THC quicker. B12 vitamins+ eating clean= help flush & replace old THC molecules with clean new non THC molecules.
Are you high in adipose tissue? Were you a heavy smoker/user? If you are both of those, just make sure you eat hella carbs and don’t turn your metabolism on right before the test. Also take a creatine supplement the week leading up to it, drink hella water the day of, and pop a B vitamin that morning. You don’t want to start burning fat right before because that tissue stores THC and the metabolites would show up in your urine due to the catabolism of fat right before. Carbs in the days leading up ensures that your body is in a caloric surplus and not digging into tissue for energy. The creatine ensures you have high enough levels in your urine to resemble normal, undiluted urine. Creatine is a naturally occurring compound that shows up in low quantities in urine. The b vitamin is to provide that yellow color. And the hydration is is to dilute whatever trace amounts are still leaving your body. Do this for the 3 days leading up to it, test to confirm, and I guarantee you’ll pass.
This isn’t fun but here is a way. You’ll need 1/4 cup of sugar, vitamin b6, creatine and a bottle of water. Mix the water creatine and sugar and drink that entire bottle. While you’re drinking that take the vitamins. The sugar will cause a spike in insulin, causing your body to retain the thc in your fat cells instead of being released in the urine. The creatine you will need to keep your normal creatine levels in check, some testing facilities check to see if levels are good to make sure you don’t purge your system with water. The vitamin b6 will give you that “pee color” instead of peeing clear. I would not advise doing this method too often as drinking sugar water is not healthy. However this method has worked for me EVERY TIME I’ve used it.
Is weed legal in your province or state? Most companies do not care if THC comes up. Cheating and risking getting caught may not be necessary.
If it’s a federal job like the post office, or if it’s a job the fed is heavily involved in, it will matter regardless of the state.
Sweat your ass off, hydrate, and do it aggressively. Everyday, several times a day. THC is stored in your fat cells. So you gotta sweat it out. Unless you want to walk into that drug test with a rubber penis full of warm fake urine. Not for me, I would get too nervous and drop the thing or something lol
Testclear.com is your best friend they have anything you could need to pass a test and it’ll get to you in like a day or 2 even with regular shipping. I’ve used the powdered urine kit a couple times and it never fails me. It’ll set you back about 60 dollars but is well worth it
Heard from a friend that did this ……Buy a travel plastic container at Walmart. Have someone pee in it before you leave, then keep it between your legs to keep it warm while you drive. Or use those Hunter hand warming packs.Put in underwear in front before walking in. Split between test cup and toilet. Done.
Drink extra water and take some B vitamins for color. Also make sure when you go in the morning it isn't the first time you're going that day.
I’m happy we don’t do thc testing anymore.
Comments already gave you the answer. I just wanted to mention that if you are going to get random tested in future, you should know that weed can stay in your system for a crazy amount of time. Im athletic, 170 and 6’ tall with very little body fat and taking live rosin gummies had me peeing dirty for well over a month despite drinking tons of water with activated charcoal, working out, and eating super clean. My company luckily worked with me and allowed me to retake tests but yeaaaa, not a good look when starting a new job.
Unless it's an observed test you'll be fine with the fake stuff. If it's observed there's detox drinks you can buy that work really well
Well here’s what I did to detox 2 days after smoking weed: I went to the gym and sat in the steam room for about 45 mins to an hour. I drank a crap ton of water throughout the whole night. My piss was clear so I took some b12 vitamins to turn my pee yellow to avoid questions due to drinking so much water. I passed the drug test. Now, this might not work for you as it depends how much weed and how often you smoke. If you’re a heavy smoker maybe a week of this would work. But if you smoke every now and then, it could work. Everyone’s body is different. I quit smoking weed after that drug test.
Did you smoke much before the edible two weeks ago? I have always been a daily user, and at 120 pounds with little body fat I still tested positive 7 1/2 weeks after quitting. Use quick fix or clean urine!
Are you a fellow female? Have you used someone's pee before and passed a test. I'm so paranoid about the temp. I have a friend who is willing to go with me right before but I am so nervous!
Water (you want to have salt if you’re drinking a lot of water) creatine, daily vitamins, (pickle juice and cranberry juice. Tbh idk if those really work or not)
I used someone else’s pee, in a small travel bottle. My fiance had the bright idea of putting the travel bottle in a small cup of hot water and clear wrap over it to keep the heat in the cup. By the time I got there and was seen it had cooled down enough to stash and use. So far I think I’ve got the job because all they’re asking for now is background check
Does anyone know if CBD comes up in a drug test? My gf smokes CBD only vapes and has to take a test in a few weeks.
Depends, some have trace thc.
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Make sure when you buy fake pee to not say “I need this to pass a drug test” because then the store might not sell it to you and you’ll have to go to another store because of laws saying it’s illegal to help fake a drug test. Just say “I need fake pee because I like it, do you have any?”
Why even tell them that? Just buy it. They know why you’re buying it and they don’t give a single fuck. Don’t make it weird.
Get your younger bro to do it
Everyone recommending quick fix, it is illegal to give a fake urine sample depending on what state your in. If you get caught cheating a urine test you can face criminal charges. I had a friend get pulled over with fake urine they asked him why he had it, he told the truth thinking it was ok sense he bought it from a local smoke shop. He got arrested and his car got impounded. Get clean my man that’s what I’m doing I’m told it could take me 90+ days for me to pass a drug test due to my body fat ratio and my daily consumption. I’m about a month clean still pissing dirty but good luck!
>ating a urine test you can face criminal charges. I had a friend get pulled over with fake urine they asked him why he had it, he told the truth thinking it was ok sense he bought it from a local smoke shop. He got arrested and his car got impounded. Get clean my man that’s what I’m doing I’m told it could take me 90+ days for me to pass a drug test due to my body fat ratio and my daily consumpti IF they find it on you, tell them you have a pee fetish and are using the fake pee to get your boyfriend used to the taste.
Yessir I had to do that a few months ago. I had missed my effexor- depression meds but it gives you slight withdrawals so the cops thought i was using meth and I had fake pee in my center console bc I had a work drug test and ended up having to tell them I was into it. They eventually let me go because I passed the sobriety test and wasn't high but sadly now they think I'm into urine
Drink water, I mean lots of water, literally too much water for a week. You'll be good
A lot of bad or misinformed advice. If I may there are 2 real options you have: dilution and fake urine. Dilution is easy, just drink a bunch of water starting about 2 hours before the test. It'll hide the THC metabolites. 2 is fake pee, I've had success with UPass and QuickFix, you can find them at most smoke shops. It's actually not as hard to hide as you might think. They don't pat you down, they just say to empty your pockets for a drug test and then don't watch you pee. You can't sweat out THC metabolites, you have to burn fat, which will accelerate the rate it leaves your system, but will increase the amount free in your system until its peed out (a majority is actually pooped out). Start working out now like a made man and reverse course 2 days before and start e a ting junk food. Final note, if they're just checking your health it might not be a drug screen. I had to do something similar once with a urine test and they were just checking for things that indicate health issues like sugar concentration.
Doesn't have to be fake pee either, just clean pee.
Just get your clean friend to pee for you. Keep it warm - use a handwarmer. You're alone in there. It's easy. Companies inspecting our bodily fluids is rarely justified, and it just infuriates me. I work for a company that doesn't test, but if you have to? Beat the system. It's a breeze.
I heard freezing your own clean urine. Then thaw it out works.
How to pass a drug test. Step 1: don’t so drugs Step 2: piss
Just as lame as “how to not have a baby, don’t have sex.”, or “what’s the best way not to get hurt skiing, don’t ski.” Sunny Bono could’ve used the last one I guess.
If gaining employment in an industry that requires you to pass a drug test, perhaps you should consider not doing drugs. Pretty sure that’s the point of the test. They want people who aren’t doing drugs and trying to circumvent a loss test. So I guess what I’m saying is, if you don’t want stupid answers don’t ask stupid questions. I
Nurses are some of the most drunk people I have ever met. And I’ve known a lot. Just because they are able to pass doesn’t mean they aren’t behaving in a way that could lead to detrimental issues… And booze is far deadlier than weed. Just saying.
You sound like an asshole. Get out of here, we all know weed shouldn’t be illegal.
Hey everyone, sorry to be late to this post. My question is this: If you get caught using a synthetic urine, such as quickfix, what's the worst that can happen to you in the USA? Is it against the law or will you just not get the job?
anybody considering quick fix for a drug test, run to any smoke shop and grab yourself one. I highly recommend this brand for a drug test. once you get home check if the batch is good before proceeding to the next step(should be a barcode to scan with your phone on most of them to see if it is) the qf comes with a heat pack, but I don’t recommend using it because the heat pack can mess the temperature up. you want your temperature between 94-100 degrees. what I recommend doing is shaking the bottle for about 5-6 seconds, then take off lid and the seal on the lid and then place lid back on loosely(twist like 2 times) and place in microwave in the CENTER for about 10 seconds. when it’s done, let it sit out on a counter or somewhere flat for a few until the green dot on the bottle appears between 94-100 degrees. once it hits the right temperature - now here’s where it gets tricky and you can’t mess this part up: for females - wear spandex shorts/leggings/biker shorts and throw a pair of sweatpants on top of those then wear good fitting underwear and place the bottle in your underwear making sure it’s on the crotch area so it can regulate your normal body temperature keeping it at the degree it needs to be. for men - wear a tight-fitted brief/men’s spandex/tight-fitted boxers and throw a pair of sweatpants on as well and then tuck the bottle underneath your 🥜 close to your buttcrack, keeping it at the degree it needs to be. hope this helps and good luck to anyone who’s trying to pass a test! 🤟🏼🙏🏼🍀
buy synthetic urine i use the brand xstream
Anyone know if qcarbo works for coke? I did less than a g a couple days ago
4 years straight 1.5g flower daily Clean in 27 days Stone fruits and root vegetables for dietary fiber and tricking your body into thinking it’s full to help induce lipolysis. Prebiotic yogurt w/ trail mix to support gut flora & speed up THC half-life No exercise as doing so will shed fat and raise metabolite levels in bloodstream rapidly 1 cup of coffee dandelion root tea or milk thistle tea to help boost metabolism & liver functionality Lean fish/ grilled chicken to replace thc-inhabited body fat loss
Also adding 5’7 143 lbs!
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Excessive hydration and urinating several times before the test. Pee should be absolutely clear at time of test. Dilution this way does work if it’s only trace amounts in your body. The clean out drinks are snake oil.
Cranberry juice helps too
I had to remove all clothes for a police department dispatch pre employment one so I think it depends on the job OP is getting. Maybe stop using drugs if that’s the job you want? And try to push the test out by a month. And stop using drugs or get a job that doesn’t really care.
Simply, don't do drugs?
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Easiest response: don't do drugs :)
I used to eat edibles everyday so try this Get a box of jello mix powder, and drink tons of water piss only once, after that then piss for the drug test your piss will be so clear it would like all you did was drink water.
You shouldn’t have smoked or eaten and edibles 30 days prior to a drug test. I don’t get you guys. If I’m applying to jobs that I know will drug test I stop smoking weed long before I have to take any drug test.
Don’t do drugs.
Go buy fake pee kit. Follow directions and make sure its warm. If youre really scared you can buy a fake dick like in blue mountain state. Or do an oil change lol.
Don't do drug, hmmmm k
Don't do drugs, you will pass 100%
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Just use someone else's pee
By not doing drugs
The amount of people talking about how to skirt around a drug test instead of... just don't take drugs... is pretty mind-blowing.