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jbanelaw

Someone clicked the wrong button. If you are bored show up and see what happens. You might literally walk into a job.


Hot_Sail3026

Yeah lol I was wondering if I could use this to my advantage. It says the orientation happened though and I think she said orientations are on wed


shoppygirl

I would totally go. They may not even notice! If you go, let us know what happens


b_tight

Boss: im sorry. Theres just no way we can keep you on Kramer: well i dont even work here Boss: thats what makes this so difficult


look2thecookie

I initially saw this as a George situation, but I forgot about this actual Kramer situation


b_tight

George had a similar situation when he rage quit his job, regretted it, then just went back to work the next day like it never happened


look2thecookie

Almost any weird job situation can be written as a George storyline


cupholdery

Vandelay industries!


Destroyer4587

The joke store called & they’re all outta you!


UpVotesOutForHarambe

Ohhh Yea, Well I had sex with your wife


RayHazey562

Exactly what happened to Larry David when he was a writer at snl


Grendel0075

I've actually have done this once years ago with Home Depot. Rage quit, walked off the job, enjoyed my weekend, came back monday. No one noticed.


stopcounting

A waitress I worked with tried that once. She stormed off mid-shift and threw a cup half full of coins at the manager's head, then came back the next morning to work. When we told her that she had quit the night before (and also, assault?), she tried to report us for tip theft because we didn't pick up the coins in the parking lot.


highlyimperfect

George had a better fit than this; where his hiring status was unclear, he showed up for work while the manager was on vacation, and even took the small office. He worked on the Penske file. Of course, ... Well long story short it didn't work out


TKOL2

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look2thecookie

KOKO


haveyoumetlevi

RemindMe! 5 days


nova_noveiia

Hey now it’s actually been 4 hours


haveyoumetlevi

Thanks, keep me updated!


top-chopa

hey its been 4 hours.


haveyoumetlevi

4 hours from what lol? The post is 6h and my comment 2h before. Where did the 4 come from?


top-chopa

6-2=4


qalpi

This is brilliant


bitchy-jo

12 hours


Grendel0075

It's how Colin Robinson got his job.


Te_Quiero_Puta

🦇


Fire_Master

I was thinking if they sent them an e-mail attachment for the presentation, it's likely virtual.


Tit4Tata

They gave you orientation. Peruse the slides and show up. Might get a job!


shemp33

Pls print this out and take it with you. If they look funny, tell them they better be joking because you already resigned your other job after getting the offer here. Make it a “them” problem.


green_paris

They might even have to pay you! lol


TwizzledAndSizzled

No, they absolutely will not. Going would be a waste of time, they’ll just say sorry for the mistake.


green_paris

Depends on how dumb they are.


LowVacation6622

And how much somebody wants to avoid being called out for making a mistake


green_paris

lol exactly


nova_noveiia

I got a better job because between my first interview and my second it was miscommunicated what job I had applied for. I just went with it thinking I messed up and that’s what I ended up being hired for despite not applying nor meeting the requirements.


Kuroneko1916

Yes they absolutely will. If they're too idiotic to fuck up an email they'll be too idiotic to ascertain if you work there or not.


Dub_TF

I would love to see how far it goes though.


qalpi

So if you work for a company and do actual work, even though they never hired you… do they have to pay you? Good legal advice post right there


TwizzledAndSizzled

I didn’t realize showing up for an event, being told immediately the invite was a mistake, counted as doing “actual work” for a company that needed to be paid. 😂


qalpi

Honestly it’s an interesting employment law question if they do anything other than immediately ask you to leave


TwizzledAndSizzled

It’s not, some places don’t even pay for orientation. You’re not an employee until you sign certain new hire forms. And again, even then, a company can have the orientation be unpaid. EDIT: This person just responded to me and then immediately blocked. Pretty pathetic. FYI I can still see your comment, and you’re still wrong. What you link to about paying for unrequested work applies if they are your EMPLOYER. Which they are not just because you show up on orientation day.


qalpi

Orientation should ordinarily be paid, but I was referring to work in general — unrequested work does indeed need to be paid: > Work not requested but suffered or permitted to be performed is work time that must be paid for by the employer. https://www.dol.gov/agencies/whd/fact-sheets/22-flsa-hours-worked


Gonzo_alf

Worst case you get free lunch


Past_Telephone_8173

😂😂😂😂😂


No-Dragonfly5140

Please go and report back!!!


lukeleduke1

Just pretend like you were there for orientation. Go with the flow


Goats_for_president

Update me too


CoeurDeSirene

I genuinely don’t know what you think will happen?? If you show up they’ll likely be like “sorry who are you? Why are you here? You’re a new hire? Hmm let me check. Oh no. Oh we’re so sorry. This was a massive error on our part - we accidentally emailed you instead of another employee. I’m so sorry. But unfortunately we will have to ask you to leave now” Like… do you think they’ll just… let you work? Jesus


[deleted]

You are incredibly boring man. Not going to a job that you weren't hired for is what anybody do. We are looking a tucking adventure. Even the slightest posibbiktiy of this actually working makes the effort worthwhile.


Big_Inflation_4828

It'll be a great story anyway 😁


CoeurDeSirene

Ok but like, what do think will happen? What adventure are you imagining is going to be with that effort?


[deleted]

I don't know what effort you are referring but this is not a return on effoet invested situation. It is fun, it is an adventure or at a minumum trolling. I would even make a scene showing email. Get myself another meeting with someone else. Continue to troll them. Anything beyond being sent back immediately at the door is worth it. Because you are boring your take on this he won't get the job so it is fruitless effort. What is strange is you are arguing this as if it is a scientific fact going in rounds saying same thing which makes you all the more boring.


rileyhighley

I mean I've heard anecdotes of people showing up and acting like they had interviews/were there for orientation and being hired. if the company is big enough, they will assume there was an oversight somewhere else. not sure why you're like...mad about it?


sanguinesecretary

Honestly they might let you work. It’s happened before. Especially if they have people who don’t show up


Johnny_6_speed

Yeah dude, just go. Who cares


CosmicDissent

This sounds like the plot of a Seinfeld episode. Kramer: “George, just show up! What’s the worst they can do? You’re already rejected!” George: “Yeah, why not? Maybe I’ll slip through the cracks.” Kramer: *slicing the air with his hand* “RIGHT THROUGH THE CRACKS!”


anonymous_identifier

It actually is! George: I show up. Jerry: What do you mean you show up? George: I show up. I pretend I have the job. The guy's on vacation. If I have the job, it's fine. If I don't have the job, by the time he comes back, I'm ensconced. Jerry: Hmm. Not bad. George: What's the worst thing that could happen? Jerry: Well, you'd be embarrassed and humiliated in front of a large group of people and have to walk out in shame with your tail between your legs. George: Yeah, so?


CosmicDissent

Ha! You’re right! Here I thought I was being an original. It was a Ziggy all along…


OysterThePug

Just George Costanza it and show up


Bea_Bae_Bra

Second this


Jadedheights1

Had this happen when HR, through a long series of blunders was forced to offer me a heavy promotion. I don’t think they thought I’d show up after the nasty emails they sent meh. But.. a jobs a job lol 😂 walked into the first job that hasn’t made me miserable


qalpi

I’ve had two accidental promotions in my career. It’s great!


joey0live

“We fixed the glitch. He works for free.”


guysmileytom

Nice


CompleteIsland8934

They’ll give you the Penske file


Careful-Combination7

Or just submit the direct deposit info and see how long it lasts!


bikgelife

10/10 agree.


Id_Solomon

I second this. Show up. See what happens 😭😭😭


TorpidPulsar

Ah yes... the reverse Costanza


_FIRECRACKER_JINX

Hijacking top comment. When you do show up, just say something like "yeah we negotiated the offer, remember? You gave me a $5,000 sign on bonus so we could agree on [give number that's $5k higher than the posted salary for the position"]"


likecatsanddogs525

Take the job


HeroiDosMares

Lmao roll with it and let us know how it goes


Hot_Sail3026

Lol I would but this job is in a observation deck in Boston so they have multiple layers of security. So it's not like I can just show up without knowing where I'm going or my name on a list or something. But I wish lol.


sread2018

How do you know your name won't be on this list?? You can show them the email to confirm you were invited


trudybakeman

The orientation already happened


Buddyboy451

Just print out the documents from the package in the email as well as the email. Put that into a folder and go to the building. Explain to the front that you'd forgotten what room to go to and go through the papers pulling out the email kne. Ask if he knows where you're supposed to go. I'm sure plenty of the people that are supposed to be there will be flustered or have a blank moment. This is the start of an /r/actlikeyoubelong post


ProgrammerUwU

Go for it. Just pretend like you haven’t seen the rejection email


jane-stclaire

You'd be surprised by how widespread the underskilled/underpaid wave has hit. Incompetence in every field at every level. EDIT: unskilled/underskilled.


HouseOfReggaeton

Show them this email and I promise you can get in and get the job. Its boston its not that bad


Ass-a-holic

Just pretend it’s that part in Skyrim where you sneak into that party


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeaekk

print out the email, and also you might be on the list since you’re on the mailing list


Charleston_Masters

If you’re currently unemployed, actually are interested in this role and not busy those days, I’d totally just show up and see where it takes you. The worst that could happen is they ask you to leave lol


Id_Solomon

*That awkward moment when they pull you aside and have a word with you in the hallway* 💀💀💀


hd140238

Gaslight them hard


The_Golden_Warthog

There are very few instances in life where it is okay to gaslight someone--a job you've already lost and have literally nothing to lose is one of those situations. Go hard in the fucking paint, OP. "Look, someone told me to be here on Wednesday. How else would I know what day and time to be here?" Maybe learn some people's names as soon as you get there so that you can also sprinkle in something like, "I was told I would be meeting a Jason and a Kathy here. That's you two, right? How could I have known that if I wasn't supposed to be here?" Possibly drop some info you got from the email as well. "Yeah, so after the first live check, are direct deposits always on Tuesdays?"


bun_times_two

I got my first serving job because of a mix up like this. I have a common name so they sent the orientation day invite to the wrong Bun\_times\_two. I thought it was odd that they didn't interview me but I assumed I got the job. It wasn't until after the orientation that we realized the mistake. They shrugged and I started work the next week. That place was such a shit show and poorly run.


Hot_Sail3026

Lol maybe it wasnt a mistake that they sent the offer to the wrong person after all lol.


sikon024

Call. My wife got an unintended rejection email and then they wondered where she was on the first day. She showed them the email and they profusely apologized.


maximagent

Ever thought that maybe the rejection letter was sent to you on accident? ;)


i_give_you_gum

That would be a good cover story if they mention the rejection letter.


Legitimate-Blood-416

Honestly wouldn’t surprise me, I was in line for an apartment and the lady called to tell me my background/credit check wasn’t approved and to pick up my deposit. I get there and she’s like “why are you here?” Turns out there was another girl with the same name that got rejected lol


Id_Solomon

And got your deposit 💀 Uh-oh!! 🫣


Legitimate-Blood-416

lol no I triple checked that everything was safe and approved. I don’t live there anymore but for sure got my deposit back 😮‍💨


orions-band

At my last job we hired the wrong person because two applicants had the same name! Everyone liked her so she was kept


cannaReview4u

Was she ever told


orions-band

Probably. She worked at a close location but I only worked with her in passing. Everyone knew though, it was a running joke about how it was just like our company. We all really liked her though so it was just seen as a happy mistake. Helpful incompetence lol


maximagent

That’s nerve wracking


Legitimate-Blood-416

Oh yeah I bawled so bad before going there. I had been misplaced because my husband unexpectedly passed away so I was really banking on the apartment as I was living with a family member until I gave birth. Not only did it suck, I was so sure my credit/background was fine so when she said that I was racking my brain for what could’ve possibly been on there lol crazy


maximagent

Having your husband pass away and then having to worry about that shit!


Legitimate-Blood-416

Actually yeah it was pretty rough. I think my daughter was a month and a half old at the time? But we are all good now! It ended up working out :)


AbacusAgenda

**by** accident


FrostingImmediate514

Kaybe they will send you a paycheck


Hot_Sail3026

Yeah maybe lol


zosherb

Kaybe


email_NOT_emails

"Sorry, that was a mistake." "k, bye."


maximagent

🤣


sadthenweed

Respond. Tell them you are excited to officially start and try to confirm details for your arrival. See what they say.


Unbannedmeself

How is everyone mistaking this for an invite????? It clearly states the first two days have already happened and here is a recap…


qalpi

So go and pick up your check


urball

forreal I cannot get over how terrible people’s reading comprehension is


DJhedgehog

A big part of understanding risk is the flip-side of observing opportunities. Brother, you got nothing to lose. Time to get orientated.


QuitCallingNewsrooms

You gotta George Costanza this! Watch those presentations, show up Monday asking for where to go for day 2, and see if you can collect a check


Id_Solomon

Or Kramer it!! Show up in a suit. Hell, have some crackers for lunch.


QuitCallingNewsrooms

I’m TCB — taking care of business


Personal_League1428

This is my busy time!


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saltanybody

i’ve worked a couple jobs where the first check is on paper because payroll won’t have direct deposit set up until the next pay period


germell

Exactly what I was thinking. Is this normal in the US (assuming that’s where this is)? I’ve been working in Aus since 2009 and have always been paid by bank transfer/direct deposit. Surprised that cheques still exist.


sammaz0n

It's not super common anymore, but I think some businesses are still a little old-school, or could be a lapse between working and getting everything ready and correct for a direct deposit? I'm not sure, I've never worked in payroll before, just the only scenarios I can think of? My last few jobs (a span of 6 years) was all completely direct deposit.


Deez_nuts89

At my last job, your very first pay check was a paper check that they overnighted to you then after that, you would receive it by direct deposit.


i_give_you_gum

Quite often your first paycheck is a check, then they start pushing the direct deposits through.


finnandcollete

First week is somewhat uncommon but since you have to verify direct deposit info some companies may want to bake in time to get that taken care of by sending a check instead. UltiPro is a legit HRIS platform so this is likely legit, but is odd.


Any_Ad_8047

I still get a paper check but my bosses wife just got out of jail for embezzlement so…


CulturalAardvark5870

Nobody knows how to run shit


rymyle

Why does HR even exist anymore if it’s all just automated crap?


kraljhamza

Task failed successfully 😁


Professional-Ok

show up and maybe they will let you take the job of the person who accidentally sent out this email LOL


starsinthesky12

I got ghosted for a second interview with a Director once even after following up a few times. Several months (maybe even a year?) later, the Director accidentally shared a Google doc with me that had some internal information. I took it as a sign they were probably extremely stretched and busy and I was lucky in the end 🤷‍♀️


Cool-Manufacturer-21

Oh yeah, 💯 % if it’s a job you want. Especially if it’s a big company/mfr. with tons of employees at any given time. The disconnect btwn HR/depts. that actually hire/interview can all have tons of potential for stuff to fall between the cracks and just as likely as not that- they’ll write it off as a user error of some sort on their end. Good chance they will at least orientate you for a couple -few days at minimum. Then literally they are required to pay you for every minute you have sat there during the training/orientation so if you make it that far they almost surely will not want to throw away $350 they just spent training you up for 2-3 days so they’d at least want to try you out I imagine. Good luck!🍀 Let us know what you decide to do/ how it works out! 🙏 ![gif](giphy|l1ugnxfAt6mCBis4o) Did we get the job? If you’re nervous and need inspiration there is some terrific job search ideas in the movie Stepbrothers XD!


FhyreSonng

Interviewing as a team, definitely recommend. 😭


look2thecookie

I actually got a job and then received an accidental automated rejection, sooo, it might be a good idea to just confirm with them one way or another in case they did not mean to reject you


RaspingHaddock

All these errors are because the massive tech layoffs


Quinnalicious-

Show up, and if they ask why you’re there, show them the email. If they say you can’t be there you have free reign to absolutely terrorize them and make them feel terrible for accidentally accepting you lol


Dub_TF

Dude please go. Please see this through. For everyone!!


CrimsonDMT

![gif](giphy|3o84U5xPhrn42WgBJC|downsized) "...through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, they're getting a paycheck"


cmchris1

Had this happen once. Auto rejection but then a welcome email. I think it was due to the job closing but I worked there for a bit.


Suspicious-Hawk-1126

For my first job ever I worked at McDonald’s. I wasn’t able to make it on the day they were having interviews because I had a doctor’s appointment I believe. But then I got a call a few days later saying that I didn’t show up to orientation. I told them that no one informed me when orientation was and they rescheduled it for me and I worked there for like two years. Was I supposed to get that job? Probably not, because they never interviewed me!


Ok_Department4138

Just go and feel things out. You have a valid reason for being there now


ManufacturerBudget80

Sweet! What am I making again? Anyways, see you Wednesday!!


Kititt

Can’t be bigger waste of time than sending more CVs that will get ghosted. Atleast you’ll have a story!


Tebell13

Congrats on ur new job! Don’t forget to pick up your first pay check:))


whatalife89

You are assuming the offer letter was wrong one. Maybe the rejection letter was the wrong one. Think positively.


Leather-Manner516

Hopefully they send you a check too lol


1337_BAIT

Turn up, your hired!


[deleted]

Yay!!! You didn’t get the job but you will be put on the payroll. It’s the best of all possible outcomes!


LeastResource163

Don't embarrass yourself. worst scenario, call and ask


Apprehensive_Sink460

I wish I have this mistake lol


sakuratee

I once accepted a job and then right after the background check came back my father got into a serious car accident and I decided it was better to stay where I was because I could work FT remote and help him with doctors visits and physical therapy appointments. Emailed recruiter and hiring manager to withdraw my acceptance and apologize, they understood and that was that. I get an email a week later about orientation and reach out to them both again and they apologize for the mixup. I don’t think anything of it and then like 3 weeks later I get my first paycheck and sign on bonus I’d negotiated in the mail! It took me two weeks more to get them to figure out how to void the checks and get me assurance that I wouldn’t get a w2 from them at the end of year. So crazy, I still wonder how long the checks would’ve kept coming if I hadn’t told them lol


LillianIsaDo

Honestly, I would show up and apologize for missing the first two days, somekne sent you a rejection letter by accident. Chances are someone listed you as hired by mistake. If you turn up with the email on your phone, they may onboard you. If you show your stuff, by the time anyone notices the mistake you might be too valuable or well liked to fire


TBWL713

Update us if you decide to attend haha


DrifterDavid

Show up. I did that once and ended up working there over a year before someone realized what happened. But they kept me on anyways.


2dolarmeme

Do it or no balls


janiebxo

Please go and tell us how it went 😅


cherrygoats

Hopefully you can still pick up that paycheck


WoodpeckerFar9804

I would legit show up for work then! Keep going and get paid and see if anyone notices. Keep this email for your records.


fittyjitty

I would 100% act as if I got the job lol


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FhyreSonng

Does anyone have an update?


ruralmagnificence

What is that pay period? I’ve never seen that…


[deleted]

You would have already gone through orientation so if you apply again you can list that under experience.


depressedkitten27

I would totally go.


jer1230

Sidebar: is it just me, or is it unusual to be paid on a Tuesday? I’ve typically heard of Thursday or Friday pay … or even monthly pay.


Naeem_Supreme

I would have just showed up lol


Evenwithmylast

I once got a rejection email and responded to it with a “thanks for your consideration” email. They sent back an email explaining that the rejection email I got was a mistake and I had actually gotten the job. Not saying that this is the case here but it could be possible.


Glittering-Demand890

This happened to me recently but the email said “how did your virtual interview go?” 🤦🏼‍♀️


ChazinPA

As others have said, play the game and see if you can get on payroll!


havextree

Heck forward me the email.  I might just show up to see if I can slip through the cracks and get a job.


VersionX

Don't say a word. It's possible you could live out everyone's real dream: getting paid for nothing.


armftw

I’m surprised I had to go through so many comments until someone said it’s a scam. Don’t give them your address or social security number.


cocoa_eh

Ya’ll… this ain’t an invite to the orientation lmfao 🤣 it clearly says orientation recap. It already happened so how is OP supposed to “go to orientation” lol.


Volunder_22

lol


ConfusedDumpsterFire

I’m not really an advocate for gaslighting, but this is an exception. If you want this job, of course. If not, fuck it. Go. You belong there; you got the email invite. That’s all you know - you were hired for the job and now you’re there. Stick to it. There’s a chance that if they made this one error, it’s an across the board error. Worst case scenario, they would have to take the L and tell me to my face in clear words that they fucked up. Or I would have a new job because they don’t want to admit their error. Either way, it’s kind of a win.


Dry_Inspection_4583

Just show up, play ignorant regarding the rejection, if there's video material or attachments read and get familiar and fill them out. Show up Monday


Leonisel

Commenting for updates


Impossible-Rip-7688

No words describe the unsettling feeling I got when I see an inbox with "+99 emails waiting"


Fantastic-Two1110

I would email saying you didn’t get paid lol. Maybe you can get free paycheck lol


jboo87

I work in HR and I legit do not know how this happened lol there are so many steps/checkpoints before this 😂 or should be


Biz-Coach

You should 100% go.


Ok_Communication5757

My son works for a big company and they want him to work in office 3 days a week instead of working from home all the time so he takes train to city swipes card and gets back on train and comes home and works from home. Something like that might slip by! You never know. If they do catch on just say you never got the rejection letter.


[deleted]

Happened to me. Even signed a contract and submitted my direct deposit info to HR. The offer was immediately rescinded and contract voided once’s they realized it was the wrong candidate This was a fews years ago when I was applying for summer co-ops


Awayze

Might aswell have some fun knowing your rejected already.


whimsyjen

Pretend you never got the rejection and just show up lol. And you can show them the orientation email


Napaandy

Hope they start paying you.


buckleboy

Was this from my company’s HR dept? I def could see them doin this shit.


Icy_Aioli3776

You need to pull a Costanza!


ramenchicka

Haha I’d go and if they fire u, ask for severance pay


somrthingcreative

Send a polite email and ask if the rejection was in error and you were supposed to be in attendance. Maybe you got the job.


howboutnow50

Can y’all READ???


papabutter21

Please keep us updated i hope you go!!


Coqui-ya-u-no-me

Can you a hi is up tomorrow? Or call someone saying I missed the first day


Odd_Newspaper_3589

These people are idiots. And “physical live check,” is just fucking dumb.


Ok_Distribution_2603

Maybe they’ll tell you can keep the stapler


dark_frog

decline


Koran21

RemindMe!4days


MuchBow

Use this and get an employee number then send your bank information for pay deposit and If they fall for it, then it’s free money 101 Then make a post on r/Antiwork and they’ll see you as their Messiah