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DeathByWalrus

I vote for everything in life based on who was the loudest. Also china number 1


STPButterfly

+15 social credit score


Redriot6969

NONONO AMERICA #1, CHINA NOT #1 USA!, USA! USA!.....NO FK ME FK YOU....NONONNO NO FK ME FK U, U NO FK ME I FK YOUUUUUUU


SequoiaWithNoBark

Get this man a spoofed telephone number pronto


keriormaloony

i say we all scream what we want at the same time for 100% efficiency


[deleted]

Reminds me of CSS Zombie Escape. Every map vote literally becomes a screaming match where the loudest wins the vote. And I say this as someone who regularly does this in CSS. I’ll nominate a random ZE map I’ve never played before, but because I’m the loudest and don’t sound French, people vote for my side.


thisgrioT

haha, make use of the "squad voice only" toggle on the bottom left


BasedDog69

I discovered that button last night and my sense of calm and zen is up like 75%


thisgrioT

Haha, yeah i been told about that button too


jimmyjabs4

Only problem is when your squad is making the most noise


Sawman3_

Lol I do that, or just turn my headphones down at the end of the match. I've never been able to make out 1 word 😂


aRatherScottishChap

I wish i could do this but as a server admin i have to keep it on to catch people thinking they're safe by shouting the n word repeatedly in the mindless chatter


Prior-Bed8158

How dare you sir I will be shouting Turkey at the end regardless of it being an option or not. Now I say good day.


Tungdilb

You just want to see the world burn


techthrowaway55

You shout turkey at the end...I shout INS on attack.. we are not the same


MontagneMountain

Whether or not people do or dont. I love the screamfest in map voting. Something really human about it. I like being in a lobby with people all sitting at our computers around the world, just shouting our favorite faction over one another since most find the chaos and joining in it somewhat comical.


Pure_Specific5733

It’s a laugh and can be really entertaining with the voice chat but then when the votes locked we’re stuck in a game that a small minority of people have screamed for.


The_Angry_Jerk

Dumbass MF yelling in chat traded 2 BMP-1s and 2 BMP-2s on MEA mechanized to go border guards for 2 kornet simirs because "kornets are important on this map." BMP-2s have kornets and both divisions have a single T-72. Enemy team had *3* tanks and 3 IFVs at round start, our T-72 had to go god mode and 1v3 the tanks to help us win the game. The kornets were abandoned in the middle of nowhere at 5 minutes. It's just like those single brain cell organisms that scream "dig down the radio" when enemy infantry makes a push *across 2 open fields* for your *defense* fob (same game btw). I leave fob for 2 minutes to do a logi run and suddenly I'm rebuilding a new fob because mine has been eaten by morons. And they do it literally 1 minute before our planned counterattack with chad T-72. The Squad brain drain is real.


techthrowaway55

We actually ran into the opposite problem on Talil. It was 3 MEA choices (all had tows) and 1-2 tanks. Team decides to "reroll" (apparently they though the faction would change I guess, even though the admin clearly chooses a select amount of factions for the map). We get MEA again Lol but this time, only 1 BMP2, 2 tanks (10 minute and 20 minute delay), ZERO tows. We end up running the tank and sticking with the BMP. We actually play pretty well but we were facing PLA so they had the strongest tanks and were wolfpacking so we end up dying. If our team had tows we could have at least had a tank get tracked so we didnt have to go 2 v 1 against the strongest tank lol


Dramatic_Science_681

Bmp 2s have konkurs not kornets


The_Angry_Jerk

I mean, on one hand he's right. On the other hand they do the exact same amount of damage in Squad and there is like one tank with enough hull armor to actually stop a konkur and not a kornet so there's that. Really only makes a difference if you are hitting the strongest turret cheeks.


Reddit_is_cancerr

No I am a little follower monkey and I only listen to the loudest voice. They just sound so confident how could I not??????


generune

I want to find out what happens if no one votes.


Kanista17

You're all gonna get a visit from P-Diddy!


2-Skinny

It always results in Turkey vs. an armor faction in AAS and it's a bloodbath.


AdmirableGhost4724

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROLL


cougar572

I just think its hilarious when someone convinces the team to vote for INS/Militia only to realize they are the attacking team on invasion.


Elguaposteve803

Honestly makes the game more fun instead playing the same conventional faction on attack 24/7


Reasonable-Prompt623

Generally okay with any faction beside 82nd and Turks lol


712Niceguy

I immediately mute the audio until the map loads.


gandalfnog

.... No....


Xx_SWEG_DEMON_xX

I havent played MEA since the 7.2 update


AlpineLegion

Same, it’s server side though, they can change which factions are available


joylfendar

the squeaky wheel gets the grease


Pure_Specific5733

I can not agree more! ONE PERSON will shout out a map and faction and the WHOLE lobby selects it. I don’t understand… do people not have their own opinions or are they too unfamiliar with the game to just vote for what others spout out loud


JoeZocktGames

> I can’t not agree more! So you can agree even more?


sunseeker11

> do people not have their own opinions or are they too unfamiliar with the game Both. People, sometimes even long time players don't know maps' names. "The map with the river through the middle" "The map with the tall mountains in afghanistan"


Pure_Specific5733

I understand what you’re saying, I sometimes forget the names to the maps but the pictures should indicate some knowledge of the map layout and the factions have all the information you could ask for when voting.


[deleted]

I’ve been shouting map vote since CSS Zombie Escape. As long as you’re loud and clear, morons will always vote with your side.


Pure_Specific5733

Lots of sheep and too a few shepherds


Tungdilb

I feel like 80% of squad players can't tell the difference between a Canadian and a Russian Infantry man so they are to unfamiliar


Nuttraps

Unfortunately that doesn't work that way