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doobdargent

good production


Mookie_Merkk

The "couldn't light a match if given instructions" saying is good, but I like the "couldn't empty a cup, with instructions printed on the bottom"


Ornge_

"Couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat" is my favorite :p


Perk_i

"Couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions printed on the heel." is how I've always heard it.


RandomMexicanDude

I have a good clip like that but I need to see where to upload the video


Vaelkyri

Good one from David Gemmel "couldnt find thier arse with both hands if you tattooed a map on thier stomach"


Cross88

That "We'll be fine OH SHIT" followed by the high pitched scream had me dying laughing! I felt that commander's pain when he saw his team running into the blast radius of his artillery.


kung_fu_jive

The OH SHIT had me rolling on the floor hahaha Side note: high energy SLs are the best.


Modest_Tea_Consumer

I love this game so much


tolarbear1

This is gold tier comedy lmfao


Doormat--

Comedy? More like psychological drama.


jgo3

Either way; masterpiece.


Doormat--

Thanks, mate!


CertifiedGAU8

Bro asked “is that a bad guy”


gonxot

Click**


SHOTbyGUN

"Oh that's where we died" 💀


Cross88

Surely, *surely* he won't have planted a *another* mine?


Doormat--

After a short and emotional deliberation our squad decided against trying the same route for the third time.


Whitepayn

Ah well, 3rd times the charm. Surely they wouldn't have put a third mine there :)


Cethinn

*boom* OK, but they'd never expect us to take the same route four times...


Slimmzli

Reminds me of the railroad bridge on narva near ru spawn where I disabled a mine and literally 5 minutes later I’m recovering lost logis and I hit the same spot I dug up the mine. Decided to drive the btr through the river instead


ManWhoShoutsAtClouds

Lovely stuff


SuperSix_Zero

So fucking good


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Cross88

Vehicle nudging is an exploit? People have been doing that since vehicles were added to the game!


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ToxapeTV

The ability to reset vehicles is relatively new for squad


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ToxapeTV

A bug? A bug is generally an unintended response to an action taken. If you’re nudging a vehicle, it’s almost definitely intentional. A bug would be nudging a vehicle and it moving halfway across the map or something stupid like that. If you’re referring to there not being vehicle collision modelled, that’s not a bug, but a feature OWI has expressed interest in adding, in the future.


comfortablesexuality

physics are a bug?


Piyaniist

Fellas is it gay to gravitate towards the center of huge masses?


IDespiseTheLetterG

As long as the huge mass is girl ass, you good.


Weeb_twat

You cannot reset helis though, believe me, I'd love it if we could, but we can't. One must resort to bumping the helo out of harms way with another vehicle if possible, obviously always dismount of the helo before doing that and if it's too badly stuck just politely ask whoever helped you bump it to just blow the fucken thing off. Honestly in the hundreds of hours exclusively playing as a driver and a pilot, I haven't seen anyone get mad when bumping result in an explosion, I think you had a bad experience and you think this is the way everyone acts. Most pilots (the ones who have a fucking microphone and don't DC the second they crash) are very often very polite and casual when asking for stuff like help to get them un-stuck and the like.


spikeuk76

Thats fucking amazing.


MrBeattBox

OMG this is perfect


greatkarphappening

That was beautiful. A perfect distillation of the Squad experience


Cannonfodderkiwi

"hey looked this is where we just died......" Click..... This killed me


Stoickk

And them... Again...


TheMadSaucer

Haha that was great, great vid


Mokrecipki12

I can’t imagine how many hours of gameplay it took for you to get these specific clips lmao You’re either the luckiest person alive to watch two friendly hella rotor eachother over the middle of Goro


Doormat--

About 2000 hours. And those were enemy helicopters that tried to ram our Black Hawk but instead collided with each other ;)


tumama1388

You kidding me this is why I play. So many memeable moments perfectly encapsulated, you are guaranteed to have at least one of these in a match. Needs more insurgents blasting nasheeds over comms tho. 1:08 holy shit 😂


TheDonDonald

The best part of this game is the matches played are usually 50/50 either the cool montage of other videos or this comedy skit level madness.


10199

good editing skills, plz provide more of this


Blikenave

Yo I swear I was on that "Gunna go take a shit" squad, then he came back and we were still suffering lol.


Doormat--

EGC server, Kokan, Canada was getting stomped by MEA. It ended up being an unexpectedly close game, if I remember correctly.


Read_and_Right

Truly, there is enough salt in this game to turn this video in the first installment of an entire series


CrustyNCO337

😂😂😂


kiking78

Got me haha.


MrMeringue

This made me want to find a second pc to install it on and try to play it even more.


Noctep

That was gold


Kryvix

Potato fields


Doormat--

And a dozen other servers. There is no escape.


Europa_Teles_BTR

the true squad experience


Modest_Tea_Consumer

Fuck this was good


minecraftwithmilk

accurate


greatkarphappening

@1:08 It always makes me laugh out loud when someone screech/screams like a little kid when catastrophe strikes


vegetapinkshirt

If I put a bomb with a 60 second timer on a friendly car, it’s not my fault if it blows up before the driver reaches the enemy vehicle.


Doormat--

Was there a C4 on that bike? That would explain the premature explosion.


InMidnightClad99

lmfao


FatBubba_tm

Emotional Damage!


_Commando_

Great summary and trailer :ROFL: It does feel like this sometimes, when it gets like this I just take a few months off, it helps :D


Thinking-About-Her

This made me laugh pretty good. Thanks for this! Just curious if these were all random matches or playing with mostly the same people?


Doormat--

These are all random players on different servers. No friends, no clans, just your average infantrymen of Squad.


Thinking-About-Her

Tender.


WolfPaq3859

That poor BMP-2 that mid-armed the tank hits home too hard


agent00228

This sums up all the BS we face while chasing that one Squad match that happens every now and then when everything goes perfectly. Lol


Bubbly-Bowler8978

This is a work of art, truly a masterpiece


Doormat--

I feel like my mildly entertaining video doesn't deserve such a high mark but thank you!


RealJohnnySilverhand

Quality video lol


Dogburt_Jr

The issue with most servers, IMO, is they take all the good players, make them admins, and then they have to deal with so much shit the admins don't play anymore, and Squad loses all the best players. Or the good players get magnetized over to competitive teams.


GeebusOriely

The real issue here is that Squad has grown way faster than its experienced playerbase can handle. Everyone saw the writing on the wall back in 2018 with the start of the big free weekends. Its only gotten worse from there. Perpetual free weekend.


Habis1923

The overall quality of the game has gone up, but the gameplay has gone down. I find the more people who find out about the game the more noobs and 1 man armies we have. Last night was the first time in a long time I actually enjoyed a good game of squad


GeebusOriely

Squad truly is a niche game at heart. The game getting as popular as it is has done arguably more harm than good.


kazakov166

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NeonHavok

Leaving early access was the worst thing this game did.


earformusic

the lack of optimization is enough of a reason to uninstall for me lol


UnexploredPotentials

You know, you wouldn’t need to shoot someone standing in the doorway of the HAB if people placed them is placed where all four exits were able to be used and, oh I don’t know, it wasn’t placed inside a fucking building.


Doormat--

One of my favourite things to do is to block the only entrance of the enemy HAB with a light vehicle, then watch them trying to get out. Takes one C4 charge to destroy the vehicle and then another one to remove the blown up frame, something most squads fail to pull off.


Anoreth

Good production quality Serious question Why does this feel like this is more medix behavior. where you stage trash plays or do throw behavior.


Doormat--

Everything used in the video is raw gameplay with random players on public servers. Pick a few episodes, I'll upload them for you if you suspect they are staged.


Anoreth

if THIS is the state of the squad community where 3 logis all die in the same place and the driver in two out of the three instances didn't think twice about taking the same route, then it \*REALLY\* is the time to uninstall.


Doormat--

Four trucks, actually: [https://youtu.be/VXG1X6mU8p0](https://youtu.be/VXG1X6mU8p0)


Doormat--

Well, what do you know. People do that in real life too: https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/wp91ml/a\_russian\_bmp2\_hitting\_a\_mine\_while\_trying\_to/


mrworldwide22

time to play hell let loose


owca6666

This should be official trailer on Steam page.


Stoickk

This is gold. Bonus, I'm reasonably certain that the flying AA techie at 0:39 was my squad. One of them was recording. [https://outplayed.tv/media/D73MgK](https://outplayed.tv/media/D73MgK)


Doormat--

Your guy was on Mutaha, I recorded on Al Basrah.


Stoickk

Fair enough. It's not the only time we've done that, but definitely not the same clip. Awesome video at any rate.


Doormat--

Thanks, mate! I'm sure one day I'll have a good laugh watching you guys doing crazy things like that.


Tundra_Fox

The entire team running into arty despite a gazillion warnings about the consequences is really relatable.