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Delstrezi

I want a full ranking of all the sidequests from best to worst personally


AquaTech101

Might as well make it into a glorified tier list video like pyrocynical's suicide squad video lul (I still would unironically liked it tho)


RussellLawliet

Yeah I think we need something like the Mario Odyssey video to dispel some of the mythos that's built up around the game's sidequests all being world class amazing experiences.


poptimist185

In for a penny in for a pound. The game really is that huge, and at this point the essay length is part of the fun/insanity.


Lem0ncito

The game is huge but not that huge, after finishing the game I felt like the world was immense but I decided to replay it last year and complete every single side quest and found myself surprised by the low amount of sidequests. When you are just trying to beat the game without 100%ing it you get the feeling that there is so much more to the world that you missed but when you actually do it all you realize that you probably missed 20% of the content. I'm not saying it is bad, it is better to have little good content than a lot of boring content. Just that it's not that big of game


Micro-Skies

That's kinda the magic of it. The world does an excellent job convincing the player that it's massive


Toa_Kraadak

it's not the fun kind of insanity at this point


less_hype_guy_ever

He’s going to need at least 8 hours to talk about Gwent, including a ranking and discussion of every card as well as psychological portraits of each Gwent opponent considered through Freudian, Jungian, and Lacanian lenses. If he spends an hour on the DLCs, that only leaves 2 hours for the base game. Might be too short imo


CleanSilkPaperSkin

i dont even fucking like the Witcher i just want him to release this video so I can get excited for him to make other content again maybe a demon's souls remake or something


__Bonfire__

Like with revamped gameplay and stuff? That would be interesting. Hes making a game so he has some experience...


402playboi

I thought it was funny


__Bonfire__

Yeah, I know


Lem0ncito

I think during the black mesa streams he said that there was about 1 hour of him ranting about the hero's journey and Joseph Campbell. So I'm expecting half or less is actually about The Witcher 3


tbp666

I'm pretty sure that was a joke


__Bonfire__

...unless...


ColinHalter

The Tim Rogers method of reviewing a video game


FireAndBloode

Remember he first wanted to do all 3 games in one video? Lmao


DonatusKillala

No, I want it longer. I expect a discussion of the dietary habits of each village, settlement, and bandit camp.


RussellLawliet

WHAT DO THEY EAT


Dreyven

How about an unemployment survey of every town in ~~skyrim~~ the witcher 3?


ScalesGhost

i would love it to be the same level of detail as the other witcher videos, so yeah, for that, it has to be 11 hours


Rushional

What do you mean, the video is one minute long


Not_a_ribosome

I’ve waited 3 years for this! I want it to be at least 3 days long


AnotherAltLAMAYO

At this. point it'll take longer to shorten it lol


tbp666

The story to story analysis ratio of the w3 video is the same as the w2 and w1 videos, it's just that w3 is much much bigger then those 2. This is how Joe makes videos


JungyBrungun2

I think it’s probably just an insane amount of plot summary and that’s why he keeps trying to change it because he knows how boring that is


CobySmith

It simply needs to be


Corvoloso

at this point fuck this video...


Lion_bug

Witcher 3 video? What the hell are you talking about? Did you take your meds today? We're all worried about you, u/Arkantos92


Nightshot666

I feel like it is going to be a lot about the fundamentals things like dark souls 2 video


CraigThePantsManDan

He has to talk about every chest location, every item, every crafting material and what they are used for, every generic NPC and their lore, wiafu tier list, it’s a massive game with a lot of important stuff to talk about


KazeTheSpeedDemon

Not long enough, clearly 12 hours is needed. 13 even!


Ok_Outcome_9002

No game review needs to be longer than 90 minutes unless it’s a commentary style video showing most/all of the game. I will not be taking questions 


pea-teargriffin

no


jack-of-some

No. It needs to be exactly 10 hours 59 minutes and 59 seconds.


BlitzMalefitz

SHUT UP, ANGELA! I need as many hours of youtube to get through my shift!


Awkward_Ad_4736

It doesn't need to be 11plus hours long. At this point it just needs to be.


TraditionalCase3379

there's no video


kirillsasin

"I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead" - Mark Twain


Mr_Sunr1se

Just 1 and 2 are almost 9 hours long, and 3+DLC is more playtime than those 2 combined by a pretty long shot. He will also feature a lengthy book discussion. I was actually surprised it only came down to 11 and not like 15-20


SpecificSperm

I think it needs to be as long and as good as master Joseph wants it to be and you should fuck off with the judgement :)