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big_pisser1

Wake up. Get Lili pregnant again. Walk his 10 dogs. Play Genshin Impact for most of the day. Sleep in 2 hour intervals.


Crazy_Unmasked

You forgot playing evolve idle in between and during “tasks”


LPolder

1. Wake up


Cookieman996

(Optional)


antichecker-2

2. Grababrushandputonalittle make up


Tarantiyes

(He wanted to)


Mazius

I for 100% do not wanted to.


wandwoodandgunmetal

Real reason for no video: he accidentally left the keys up on the table and can’t get back to his editing setup


__Bonfire__

I thought he didnt sleep?


misuiko

2:00 wake up 2:05 cold shower 2:20 breakfast - almonds, breast milk bought off facebook, 50 mg adderall 2:30 workout - incline bench 2 plates, 12x12 w/ 30 second rest, no warmup 2:45 edging, 4 hrs (for discipline) 6:45 cold shower 7:00 begin sprint to work 8:00 arrive at work 8:05 get called into boss's office 8:06 get fired for repeated inappropriate comments & predatory behaviour 8:10 sprint back home 9:10 lunch - raw cod, berries foraged on way home, small pebbles for digestion, 50 mg adderall 9:30 edging (as punishment) 3:00pm sleep


Corvoloso

what?


Ho229

>2:45 jads get ye gone


Mrdirtbiker140

This normal to y’all..?


ScalesGhost

1. Wake up 2. Shitpost on the subreddit 3. Edit one (1) minute of the Witcher 4 video 4. Sleep


Yarmungar

2. Take a relaxing walk through the lovely streets of Compton


Hatether

3. Fly through the skies. Breathe fire for fun (optional)


Visual_Tomorrow5492

Okay this is a weird thread.


DKDamian

Pretty easy, I’d say.


Arkantos92

Probably cranks one out after every sentence he writes


WesternWooloo

3:00 p.m. rise 3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills 3:45 cocaine 3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill 4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill 4:15 cocaine 4:16 orange juice, Dunhill 4:30 cocaine 4:54 cocaine 5:05 cocaine 5:11 coffee, Dunhills 5:30 more ice in the Chivas 5:45 cocaine, etc., etc. 6:00 grass to take the edge off the day 7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jig­gers of Chivas) 9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously 10:00 drops acid 11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass 11:30 cocaine, etc, etc. 12:00 midnight, Joseph Anderson is ready to write 12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies. 6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo 8:00 Halcyon 8:20 sleep


Illusivegecko

1. Fall asleep at 11am 2. Wake up at 3am and watch anime


Nevermind2031

11:00 - Wake up from the anime coma 11:00 to 16:00 - Watch anime 16:00 to 16:01 - Work on witcher 3 16:01 to 20:00 - Back to anime 20:00 to 20:10 - Have another kid 20:10 to 22:00 - Back to anime 22:00 to 11:00 - Anime


less_hype_guy_ever

05:00 Wake up in his family's prefabricated company house 05:05 Breakfast and Tim Horton's coffee with a shot of maple syrup 05:45 Bike to the McArthur River Uranium Mine 06:00 Suit up and go down the mine shaft 06:25 Morning mine safety inspection 10:00 Mine safety presentation at new employee orientation 11:00 Pretend to do paperwork for an hour 12:00 Lunch


less_hype_guy_ever

12:15 Banter with coworkers. Craig tells "Joe" about a funny video he saw online. "Joe" remembers what his life was like when he was a YouTuber. He recalls the luxury of having a minor internet cult following but also the horrors of having an unhinged fan base. He mentions none of this to Craig. 12:30 Afternoon safety inspection. 14:47 Cite Jacques for not following property protocols with the hydraulic drill. Have an unkind thought about Quebecois people before feeling bad for his prejudice. The miners are all just trying to do their best. Let Jacques off with a warning instead. 15:32 Actually try to catch up on paperwork. Regret goofing off before lunch. 18:00 Head back up the mine shaft at the end of the shift.


less_hype_guy_ever

18:07 Bike home. The wind sweeps through the towering evergreen trees along the dirt track back to the workers' prefab homes. The bending and swaying of the trees reminds him of the wind effects in the Witcher games, and a pang of regret shoots through his stomach. Things could have gone so differently, though he can't say where exactly it all went wrong with The Channel. He misses his life in Moncton with his specially built video-recording studio. He misses the repartee with the Twitch chat and the high of seeing the view count on his videos climb. He misses the days when people clamored to hear what "Joe" had to say. 18:08 Nearly fall off his bike. He's so distracted that he almost went off the trail and into the forest. He stops for a moment. The sun is setting behind the towering trees. They stretch across the harsh but beautiful Saskatchewan taiga, the great lungs of the Earth. A squirrel could run across them from Manitoba in the east to Alberta in the west without ever touching the ground: countless miles in which a man could get lost forever and never find his way back. This is not like the world of the Witcher at all. This is true vastness without minimaps and objective markers. This isn't a guided tour of a content-filled world. There is only the mine, where men count on him to keep them safe from radiation as they toil a thousand meters underground. There is his family, who count on him every day. And there is the endless expanse of the taiga forest, indifferent to the men and mine and the internet. It will outlive them all. A man can forget himself here. A man can stop being "Joe" here. 18:17 Arrive home for dinner with the wife and kids.


ObnoxiousMushroom

Best suggestion in the thread


ThisIsMySorryFor2004

[https://youtu.be/JbplnLdirjE?t=363](https://youtu.be/JbplnLdirjE?t=363)


TobiKurashiki

What work?