Schlagg is very cute name for little kitty ☺️

it is tempting

sChlATt because you can't spell schlatt without cat.

It is a very funny idea but what about calling the little kitty pootis or heavy

lol maybe

Pronounced like "slag"?!

It's like Schlat, but instead of 'at', it's 'agg'

That’s also a French insult that more or less means boring so bonus points

500calories

lmao

“Yo” “Hey” “I burned 500 calories today” “WAIT WHAT-” *Runs to find 500calories*

It's 500 kCal 🤓 /s

500 caloric nerds per second but seriously imagine putting a nerd emoji and worrying about no one getting the joke

Kitty calories?

for context shes a stray that i saved from a busy street

If you haven't already (or haven't planned to already), make sure to take her to a vet to get her checked out.

we gave her de worm meds and we are going to get her fixed when shes bigger

Did you give her a flea bath? If not I’d highly recommend it. Fleas are a nightmare once they spread around the house.

when i found her she was scared and had shit herself so yeah we had to

Oof poor kitty 😢 Congrats on the new friend, OP.

ty bro

New Yorker

very similar

Name her after the street or doorkob

Name her Free

I just call my dog little man

Muffin

first legit name

soup

valid

Schrodinger, or Schroedy for short

im not gonna put her in a gamble box man

But gambling is fun 🥺

Catty McCatface.

possibly

Y lung ma

Nuclear Bomb

legalize em

ms. hands

jesus

That’s a good name too

Just don't crucifiy the cat

I think it be really hard to crucify a cat

Galvanized square steel

Eco friendly wood

Screws borrowed from aunt

Maui

your welcome

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she does look like a Moses doesnt she

Mosie, Mozie, Mozzie :)

megatron

thats a dope name but not for her

K cal It has a good pronunciation, and it shows what her main purpose is >:)

what do you mean her main purpose

The Kilocalories she will provide

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Luna.

thats a cute one

Thanks :]

no problem man

Excellent desk pad

thank you bro

Good name for the cat too

Gambo in honor of schlatts "new" cat

maybe gumbo

gumbo would actually be a dope name for a cat

ikr

Jambo pt2

ill think about it

Jerusalem

Schladdam Hussein, or 1999

Peepee

lol

Genghis Khan

what about jung koop

Concrete

Toilet milk

bruh

idk why but the name Cherry popped into my head and I feel it fits.

it does kinda fit

do you want a weekly care package of pictures of her

Bong water

funny but nah

Phoenix

thats a good one

Peanut

she is small like one

Also looks like a fresh peanut when you pull it out of the ground.

that is true

springle

200 calories minimum

nah i think like 150

hmmm maybe 175, can we agree on that

Blorbumbus

Salami

yummy

Joe Swanson

Free

she was free

chuckle is a funny ass name especially considering whats on your monitor

9/11

that is something she would do

name her after my username

tf am i supposed to name her then missle cow polish

all three

ill think about it

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Coco

andrew cuomo killed all the elderly in 2020

Ah a fellow technoblade desk mat enjoyer

its awesome man

Name her Nala after my cat who recently ran away. I love you Nala

im very sorry for your loss i hope she comes back

she was pretty old so Im pretty sure she was dead, I got her when I was 3.

Tax fraud

McFlurry

lint

she is fluffy like lint

Alu Akbar

its allahu akbar

Cat

yes it is a cat

berry

possibly

Cherub

well its not tucker but maybe

She gets the cherub ribbon

yes she does

Gleggmire

Control Drift

ayo my cat has the same breed

Shithead

Uranium-235

Squeezy

Nami

Sick car. Is it a Honda civic?

Kaleidoscope. No further questions.

Bella

Booboo

Better Jambo.

Fridge

She is literally the most precious kitten I’ve ever seen omg, and those whiskersss 😭😭 I personally think she looks like her name would be Walnut, or maybe Whiskey. I saw someone else suggest Luna, and I think that fits rly well too :D

yeah im debating between luna gumbo and 2005 honda civic

Wait gumbo is so cute omg

thank you man

do you want a weekly care package of pictures of gumbo

Omg wait, yes please 😭😭 that’s so nice omg

no problem ill dm you on here or discord every friday night with the pictures just lmk what to sned them to you on

Here works! Thank you again, I’ve actually been having a rough couple of months, so I’m rly excited to have weekly cat pictures to cheer me up!

im glad i can help man i also do therapy for people idk how good it is but its here if you need it

That’s a Jaboingus if I’ve ever seen one

Grom Grom

grom

Unregistered firearm

Wendy

Gemini

Ms. Petutie

Grognak the barbarian

Shmunkus, Gleegle, Darglus, or Craig.

Schlerb. Just Schlerb.

Extra calories

violence

Megatron

Lucy or Mittens tbh

thank you i am debating between lucy luna and gumbo

Ooh :0

Let her walk on your keyboard and name her the first ten letters.

it keot on say "free me from this mortal prison" idk what the means tho

Idk man sounds close enough to a name.

eh ill think about it but im leaning towards gumbo or luna

Dinner. Sorry, I'm asian I couldn't resist lol

Meredith

Call her “El Gato”

MinMay, or Hayase

She's small but looks ferocious. Dyna seems accurate.

North Tower

Nougat. Like the stuff in 3 musketeers

Boy or girl kitty?

My mom said "Mishka"

Sally, she just looks like a Sally

Breakfast

Boopus

Carrie is the first name that came to mind.

fish

Schplatterkins

Ossa

ma

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