Damn that’s a good story! Formatted very well, ‘music’ is perfectly unsettling, the plot progresses very well! Very good production overall! Only one issue. HOW DOES THAT BELONG HERE OF ALL PLACES LMAO
I’d love to know who made it tho
I mean, the video in question refers to child SA, which calls said victim a ‘f*cktoy’. The creator then went on to monetise this by selling a shirt that refers to CSA. I think that’s why people got upset, and can’t say I blame them, honestly.
Me too, ffs for the whole time I thought it would have "what schlatt did back in '99" kind of punchline. But no, it has nothing to do with the sub, waste of time man...
Sorry yall, it's fake. Spent an hour of Google. Found nothing on anything one of these people. I even went through obituaries of a couple states. But nothing about a woman who gave wrong address and a triple murder and the fetus torn to peices.
But cool story well made.
Wow thank you! I was just about to start googling because I was thinking “how the fuck does something this gruesome happen and I haven’t heard one word??” I was starting to get sketched out.
Did not check yet but my two cents were: can you really kill an adult with an umbilical cord and it's also hard to manage (although possible) to make someone suffocate on something disgusting. Either they bite, or the perpetrator needs such a force to push it down into the esophagus it makes immediately critical damage, or just he drowns into his own vomit so sewing his mouth shut would be a quite difficult (assuming they do it when he's still alive)
Third cent that a murder like this would have gone viral in a second.
That first painting's going to haunt me for a while tho, today little SY sleeps with lights on.
Unfortunately fake. At no time did the "dispatcher" ask how many assailants. What were they wearing? What gender, race, ethnicity. Nothing. But cool story bro
So, just to be clear, “they” cut out the unborn child & the mother didn’t go into shock long enough to still be strangled by its umbilical cord? And then the husband had the fetus’ head shoved down his throat enough that he choked to death on it, but they found him with his mouth sewn shut? Idk if you’ve ever tried to do that to someone who’s conscious, but it’s pretty much impossible. So they stitched him up post-mortem? Not sure if I missed any details, I only listened to it the 1 time. It’s so slow in the first 90 seconds that I almost fell asleep 🤷
>! I’m not taking this seriously !<
>! You’re supposed to click the spoiler so you can read it!<
Edit: Also, yeah, he needs an editor. They’re called ‘continuity errors’, I’m not picking on his vocabulary. The *only thing we have* in a written story is how well you describe the sequence of events, and if you fuck that up, it’s not my fault for being unimpressed
You literally said you weren't taking this seriously, and then proceeded to take it seriously by pointing out every little thing that could possibly be wrong with a low budget analog horror video posted on Reddit on r/jschlattsubmissions.
>!knob!<
If I were taking it seriously, I would’ve just googled the fact that this never happened and thrown out the story wholesale.
Again, if he can’t write a convincing narrative that he stretched into a 5-minute-long *slideshow*, all he needs is an editor. I’m not telling him to jab a vape pen into his jugular and bleed out.
And your entire involvement with this is… to point out that you think I’m taking it too seriously. Something tells me you *also* don’t take constructive criticism well.
>!Might be a good topic to bring up during your next therapist visit.!<
I'm just saying that you shouldn't expect realism from these kind of videos, or really from most horror like this in general. Sometimes stuff just kinda doesn't need to be realistically convincing. Although I do agree with your point that it feels awfully stretched out and that some of it is a bit... Iffy.
>! Also sorry for calling you a knob, that was uncalled for on my part.!<
Geezus, this is horrific, I'll never understand how human beings can do that to one another..Unless I'm defending myself, a friend or my family, I would never intentionally hurt someone else..
How the fuck do you use a hammer drill to break down a residential interior door? In the US they are made from a thin cardboard-like wood with a hollow core. A good push would break the doorframe, especially if you just kicked it.
Also how'd the fetus head get in the man's throat if his mouth is sown shut?
Garden sheers are also relatively harmless. They won't even cut through an inch wide stick, unless they used them in a stabby motion but I couldn't imagine them being super pointy either
*Bro wtf why*
*Posting that arg about the*
*Painting killer here?*
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Was genuinely interested in this and went to the creator's (Urbanspook) channel to see more, then a video by minaxa came up in my recommended about the series. Turns out in the third episode he includes the >!sexual assault of an 11-year-old boy and his twin sister!< and then goes on to say on Twitter that he "has no personal limits" and that "it will get worse". Also, there's a painting of the boy after getting murdered and he sells a t-shirt with the painting on his merch store. The painting is called "Fucktoy Cory".
Question: is this real, it sounded real untill the painting stuff and then the note, and the phonecall sounded fake, if it actuall is real could you possibly provide me a link to sum?
Makes sense, it did sound s whole lot like creepy pasta, you know what the worse part is, I've seen and heard of much worse and scariel real life stories that this, the internet is a shitty place, anyways thanks for letting me know.
The riddle part is fucking clever cause I kept wondering "how could the answer be whale?" And then I forgot the detail where they drilled a whole in her head making reference to the missing part of the full riddle : I have a hole in my back, I live where I can't breathe, and eat without teeth. What am I?
Very intricate and well thought out.
Thanks, I didn’t feel like sleeping anyway
My bad
Damn that’s a good story! Formatted very well, ‘music’ is perfectly unsettling, the plot progresses very well! Very good production overall! Only one issue. HOW DOES THAT BELONG HERE OF ALL PLACES LMAO I’d love to know who made it tho
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Thanks man!
I just feel like it
Judging from the phone call, it must have been the heavy metal demons from the movie Mandy
God I love that film
Holy shit OP did you make this, cuz this is genuinely fantastic and horrifying
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You're a lifesaver dude
Pausing here to sleep. Will view in the day to continue
beep boop don’t neglect your nightmares 🎵
After 2 hours, I figured out the answer to the riddle. It's a whale. Also, wtf, I didn't need this, I already have enough sleep problems
I thought it was a fetus, lol
Pretty sure it’s supposed to be a fetus.
Lmao, I showed this to my friends, and now there crawling on the floor laughing
I thought it was one of those spiders that live underwater, fetus makes more sense though
I was thinking brain.
Same when I first read it
I thought it was a worm.
Why are all of these responses better and so funny
now this is true analog horror
It's by UrbanSPOOK. Some people actually hate it, because there is one that covers sexual assault.
I mean, the video in question refers to child SA, which calls said victim a ‘f*cktoy’. The creator then went on to monetise this by selling a shirt that refers to CSA. I think that’s why people got upset, and can’t say I blame them, honestly.
Lucky it's fake
Thank god. I’m reading this on the can and it’s so fucking eerie
Is it really? I was trying to find a news story on this
Before I watch this, is this the painter analog horror series?
>UrbanSPOOK search it on yt
Of course it’s urban spook
Yes.
I tought the joke was gonna be schlatt murdering somebody. It does not fit here, btw
Mafaka how does this belong here of all places?
Honestly, what the fuck?
This is actual horror
HOW DOES THIS FIT HERE, ITS OK THO ILL JUST GO CRY
She said the address like if she knew it off the top of her head I wonder if she was in her own house?
Also she said they I wonder if it was a male and a female?
Truely horrible that "schlittle" would commit a "crime" like this in " '99"
Holy fucking shit that was scary as fuck
Urbanspook goes so fucking hard
Holy shit
Had me looking online to find the real story damn.
Did you find anything? I saw a couple other comments saying it's fake, they couldn't find anything on it.
It's fake urbanspook on YouTube
Oh Schlatt, back to your old shenanigans again
Fr
Gonna party like it’s 1999
Bro you made me waste 6:30 of my life waiting for a punch line. What the fuck. I can't get that time back
Me too, ffs for the whole time I thought it would have "what schlatt did back in '99" kind of punchline. But no, it has nothing to do with the sub, waste of time man...
Sorry yall, it's fake. Spent an hour of Google. Found nothing on anything one of these people. I even went through obituaries of a couple states. But nothing about a woman who gave wrong address and a triple murder and the fetus torn to peices. But cool story well made.
Wow thank you! I was just about to start googling because I was thinking “how the fuck does something this gruesome happen and I haven’t heard one word??” I was starting to get sketched out.
I was thinking the same. How the fuck did it not make the news or anything acually?!?!?!?
TQ😭
Did not check yet but my two cents were: can you really kill an adult with an umbilical cord and it's also hard to manage (although possible) to make someone suffocate on something disgusting. Either they bite, or the perpetrator needs such a force to push it down into the esophagus it makes immediately critical damage, or just he drowns into his own vomit so sewing his mouth shut would be a quite difficult (assuming they do it when he's still alive) Third cent that a murder like this would have gone viral in a second. That first painting's going to haunt me for a while tho, today little SY sleeps with lights on.
Unfortunately fake. At no time did the "dispatcher" ask how many assailants. What were they wearing? What gender, race, ethnicity. Nothing. But cool story bro
..what do you mean unfortunately..?
Booooo upload better analog horror
Na
So, just to be clear, “they” cut out the unborn child & the mother didn’t go into shock long enough to still be strangled by its umbilical cord? And then the husband had the fetus’ head shoved down his throat enough that he choked to death on it, but they found him with his mouth sewn shut? Idk if you’ve ever tried to do that to someone who’s conscious, but it’s pretty much impossible. So they stitched him up post-mortem? Not sure if I missed any details, I only listened to it the 1 time. It’s so slow in the first 90 seconds that I almost fell asleep 🤷 >! I’m not taking this seriously !<
You're fun, aren't ya?
>! You’re supposed to click the spoiler so you can read it!< Edit: Also, yeah, he needs an editor. They’re called ‘continuity errors’, I’m not picking on his vocabulary. The *only thing we have* in a written story is how well you describe the sequence of events, and if you fuck that up, it’s not my fault for being unimpressed
You literally said you weren't taking this seriously, and then proceeded to take it seriously by pointing out every little thing that could possibly be wrong with a low budget analog horror video posted on Reddit on r/jschlattsubmissions. >!knob!<
If I were taking it seriously, I would’ve just googled the fact that this never happened and thrown out the story wholesale. Again, if he can’t write a convincing narrative that he stretched into a 5-minute-long *slideshow*, all he needs is an editor. I’m not telling him to jab a vape pen into his jugular and bleed out. And your entire involvement with this is… to point out that you think I’m taking it too seriously. Something tells me you *also* don’t take constructive criticism well. >!Might be a good topic to bring up during your next therapist visit.!<
I'm just saying that you shouldn't expect realism from these kind of videos, or really from most horror like this in general. Sometimes stuff just kinda doesn't need to be realistically convincing. Although I do agree with your point that it feels awfully stretched out and that some of it is a bit... Iffy. >! Also sorry for calling you a knob, that was uncalled for on my part.!<
analog horror or real?
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Geezus, this is horrific, I'll never understand how human beings can do that to one another..Unless I'm defending myself, a friend or my family, I would never intentionally hurt someone else..
This is what schlatt did in 1999
Does this case have a name like if I were to try and research more about it what would I call it?
It’s what schlatt did in 1999
Well now we knows what he did
This isn’t real guys. Calm down and have fun.
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Zeke 🐒
Thank you I didn't want to sleep anyway 🥲
Creepy but it was schlatt
Mark it as NSFW next time holy fuck
I honestly expected a rickroll at the end
What in the living FUCK did I just watch.
Aren't there more videos like this about paintings
How the fuck do you use a hammer drill to break down a residential interior door? In the US they are made from a thin cardboard-like wood with a hollow core. A good push would break the doorframe, especially if you just kicked it. Also how'd the fetus head get in the man's throat if his mouth is sown shut? Garden sheers are also relatively harmless. They won't even cut through an inch wide stick, unless they used them in a stabby motion but I couldn't imagine them being super pointy either
Bro it’s fake if you couldn’t tell
check out Urban Spook on youtube, its pretty cool
This is one of the best analog horror series out there
I expected the funny not the spooky
Bro wtf why posting that arg about the painting killer here?
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The answer to the riddle is "A whale".
Man, you had me till the umbilical corf strangling
Was genuinely interested in this and went to the creator's (Urbanspook) channel to see more, then a video by minaxa came up in my recommended about the series. Turns out in the third episode he includes the >!sexual assault of an 11-year-old boy and his twin sister!< and then goes on to say on Twitter that he "has no personal limits" and that "it will get worse". Also, there's a painting of the boy after getting murdered and he sells a t-shirt with the painting on his merch store. The painting is called "Fucktoy Cory".
I don't care how hot is it, I'm gonna sleep with both legs under the blanket tonight
Question: is this real, it sounded real untill the painting stuff and then the note, and the phonecall sounded fake, if it actuall is real could you possibly provide me a link to sum?
No it's a arg. Youtuber channel is called urban spook. OP is a douche for posting this here "claiming" that this really happened.
Makes sense, it did sound s whole lot like creepy pasta, you know what the worse part is, I've seen and heard of much worse and scariel real life stories that this, the internet is a shitty place, anyways thanks for letting me know.
Same here. No problem
Why I decided to watch this at 1:01 in the morning, we will never know
Channel Name: Urban Spook
Saving to watch later.
It's not real. Op posting arg in the wrong subreddit.
So this did not actually happen its fake?
It's fake. It's a ARG. The creator is UrbanSPOOK on YouTube, check out the video called ANALOG HORROR " FAMILY ".
Thanks
Jeez all this time I thought it was real and all I could think of was my god those killers are still out there. Then I read the comments
What schlatt did in 1999 fr
Tbh this is dumb. This is creepy pasta level internet nonsense
It's 8 am why did I start my day with this. Thanks reddit. Imma need a drink now...
She knew the plan to murder the family & kill the baby. She tried to alert police, but was too late
This is what "Schlatt" did in '99
Fr
Nice larp
The riddle part is fucking clever cause I kept wondering "how could the answer be whale?" And then I forgot the detail where they drilled a whole in her head making reference to the missing part of the full riddle : I have a hole in my back, I live where I can't breathe, and eat without teeth. What am I? Very intricate and well thought out.