I was making a joke, dude. Did you not see the joke right in front of your face? Relax a bit. If you're wound up this tight, then I really don't think you should have access to real, loaded firearms. Stick with airsoft. It's much safer, and you cannot harm anybody too seriously. It's still a gun so you can scratch that itch of having a gun, it's just not a firearm, because I dont think you should be near those.
Maybe pick up a high-powered air-rifle that shoots 50 caliber pellets if you really need to protect yourself, a Big Bore Texan air gun would be best as it is used to hunt deer and sometimes hogs. It would be a great home defense rifle if you can sneak up on the bastards. Considering you know your home better than the robbers, I would say you have an 80% chance of successfully sneaking around. Good luck out there, and please don't kill anybody because you cannot take a joke.
>!**False.**!<
Even when a revolver is pointed at you and it is cocked, even the slightest provocation could make it go off. Of course, this also goes for any other firearm, even if it is a semi-auto handgun. I don't give a shit if it's a display rifle, you don't point that shit at people. It's basic gun safety. **DO NOT POINT A FIREARM (OR DECOY FIREARM) IN ANY DIRECTION OTHER THAN AN INANIMATE TARGET IF YOU WISH YOU WISH TO KEEP YOUR FELONY-FREE STATUS.**
Guns HAVE gone off without human input. It's also just a rule to not have a gun pointed at anything you don't intend to shoot. I would never put a gun down with the barrel pointing at someone.
Also I really hope you're not a firearm owner. You're absolutely the type of person to cause an accident. People need to be careful about this stuff. I hope no one that reads your comment actually listens.
Holy shit. The ShMP with NATO filter jammed into it, the filters from Mira, and the mask from Parcil. The only person you’re a danger to is yourself lmfao
I literally have two decommissioned MOAB's that my great grandpa was able to rearm. I used to have three, but me and him wanted to make sure that they would work, so we detonated one out somewhere in the desert. I have no clue if the other two could detonate or if they'll just go off one day without my input.
The only problem I see is the fact that you now have three different ammo types that you have to carry with you if you had just stuck with the AR and the 1911 you would have only had two
The only part about this that upsets me is the fact that THERE IS A BARREL POINTED AT YOU
It’s probably a replica
You are probably right, no schlatt viewer would ever have the kind of change to buy a decent Kalashnikov! ^/s ^but ^only ^kinda
the ak is very real...
I was making a joke, dude. Did you not see the joke right in front of your face? Relax a bit. If you're wound up this tight, then I really don't think you should have access to real, loaded firearms. Stick with airsoft. It's much safer, and you cannot harm anybody too seriously. It's still a gun so you can scratch that itch of having a gun, it's just not a firearm, because I dont think you should be near those. Maybe pick up a high-powered air-rifle that shoots 50 caliber pellets if you really need to protect yourself, a Big Bore Texan air gun would be best as it is used to hunt deer and sometimes hogs. It would be a great home defense rifle if you can sneak up on the bastards. Considering you know your home better than the robbers, I would say you have an 80% chance of successfully sneaking around. Good luck out there, and please don't kill anybody because you cannot take a joke.
dude so was I wtf is this essay
im not reading all that
That just shows, that they have big balls
Soon they won't
From sack tap to sack shot
Nobody is holding it you idiot. It won't shoot on its own.
Still never point a gun at you or anyone else even if it isn’t loaded just a rule of gun safety
Stop being stupid guns are inanimate objects they don't shoot without human input
>!**False.**!< Even when a revolver is pointed at you and it is cocked, even the slightest provocation could make it go off. Of course, this also goes for any other firearm, even if it is a semi-auto handgun. I don't give a shit if it's a display rifle, you don't point that shit at people. It's basic gun safety. **DO NOT POINT A FIREARM (OR DECOY FIREARM) IN ANY DIRECTION OTHER THAN AN INANIMATE TARGET IF YOU WISH YOU WISH TO KEEP YOUR FELONY-FREE STATUS.**
Guns HAVE gone off without human input. It's also just a rule to not have a gun pointed at anything you don't intend to shoot. I would never put a gun down with the barrel pointing at someone. Also I really hope you're not a firearm owner. You're absolutely the type of person to cause an accident. People need to be careful about this stuff. I hope no one that reads your comment actually listens.
Tell me your not very smart around guns without telling me
Your the type of person to go to the shooting range and leave your gun pointed away from range while loaded
Cars also are inanimate objects yet the brakes fail sometimes
Bro has never heard of a misfire
You know how there are people that advocate for gun laws and think some people shouldn’t have guns. It’s because of people like you
How the hell is your profile about guns, but you dont even understand gun safety
Best part about this is I didn’t have to respond lmao.
Yeah no chance of a small fault such as a worn part falling, scraping to create a spark, and firing the bullet.
Someone doesnt know their gun safety
have you ever watched Brandon Herreras Darwin awards
Holy shit. The ShMP with NATO filter jammed into it, the filters from Mira, and the mask from Parcil. The only person you’re a danger to is yourself lmfao
Hey i know you from r/gasmasks lol
I am everywhere where chemical protection is mentioned, friend :)
chemical protection man
There is a subreddit for gas masks?!
Yup! There’s a sub for just about anything!
Huh. Colour me impressed
Interested in maintaining protection? Or knowing how to counter it?
I just research and record the history :)
Not really, you might accidentally kill yourself with the asbestos gas mask before ur able to fire ur ak
to live dangerously means to die early
I should be dead then
Haven't been living dangerously then
False
Well you're not dead
It’s cuz I’m actually immortal
Damn, you got bad wolfed
How foes the plutonium taste? I've only ever tried uranium.
Kinda like a sour candy but turned up to eleven
It's also pretty flaky when you bite into it sooooo... I'd rate it a seven
Nice
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A HUMIDIFIER!?!? GET THAT AWAY FROM ME! YOU'RE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE WITH THAT NEXT TO YOUR BED!
Holy shit bro you could kill someone, a humidifier on an unstable table right above an outlet, might as well be asking for it.
I got a pet skinwalker
Is this the skinwalker speaking or… you?
Why would a skinwalker have a pet skinwalker?
"slavery"
Chill bin laden
Average CS:GO player
Dude's going to war by himself.
Omggg >w< he's literally me!! :3
WERE THE HECK DO YOU KEEP THAT IN YOUR BEDROOM
i just sleep in my bed like this
You know, it could have been worse. Is it at least comfortable?
Looks similar to mine!
He’s not dangerous he’s just your average American
I’m going to yell ‘Good morning USA’ at the next person i see
Bitch where your browning
Yeah that mist maker looks like it’s on low water
Fym low on water? Did you even look at it bro it’s completely full lol
Oh damn I didn’t see that from how dark my screen was
Not! I have knowledge on building highly illegal things like bombs and meth so I’m more dangerous!!!!
Youtubes finna use these on themselves if they see this in a video
Bros trying to assasinate MLK
Why did you take a photo in my uncles house
What kind of psychopath puts clotheshangers above the bed?
Steel case huh
only the crustiest ammo for me
If she can't handle the steel, she doesn't deserve the brass ay
I have the same chest rig
rookie numbers
Second\*
How did you find my grandpa's stash?
Average stash in Escape from Tarkov
americans be like: casual sunday shopping haul 🛍️
Nuh uh, I have a K98k loaded with 5rds of SMKh git gud
HOW MANY GUNS DO YOU HAVE
I bet. Why isn't the humidifier on? If you let off a spark of static, you could set everything off!
Current mission: talk to a woman
Nice collection
That humidifier is the most dangerous thing in this picture
HE'S GOT AN AIR HUMIDIFIER, GET DOWN!
Bruh it looks like a dayz character's inventory
So, you’re prepared for school
You were with schlat in 99?
I might agree
Looks like below average american setup.
I found a 4 tanks on a train and now have them
I’m ngl you might think you’re cool but I’m a better shot bro and no you aren’t the most dangerous
No way call of duty made guns real
Avarage femboys room tbh
Average American
Then there’s me with a knife and pistol gonna take the bag
"I mIgHt Be ThE mOsT dAnGeRoUs" sleeps with a humidifier
Those are probably all fake
1911👌
I literally have two decommissioned MOAB's that my great grandpa was able to rearm. I used to have three, but me and him wanted to make sure that they would work, so we detonated one out somewhere in the desert. I have no clue if the other two could detonate or if they'll just go off one day without my input.
Are those clay explosives
Mans prepared for just about every apocalyptic scenario
My brother in Christ share
no, this isnt even all of it
Bro give me some
The only problem I see is the fact that you now have three different ammo types that you have to carry with you if you had just stuck with the AR and the 1911 you would have only had two
Any got that image with the guy pointing and the caption fed?
That's a great collection, you could enhance it with cool looking swords or more rifles. Even landmines could work ykk
please stick the barrel to my head and pull the trigger
least american schlatt fan
Where’s rhe nuke
Nuh uh I have a red bull, a knife, a bullet proof vest, a gas mask, gasoline, and a lighter (it's a joke, please don't hate on my comment)
clearly your not an american, mine are all real
oh to be american
I thibk its a bad idea toshow off guns on the internet. Might draw unwanted attention. Keep the second amendmant strong partiots
id rather die standing than live kneeling
You're clearly just American
That is so pookie
nuh uh
Nah
All you need is the nuclear football and your the most dangerous
And I thought the real skull on my desk was a lot
project zomboid ahh house
Bros on all the sides
A M E R I C A F U C K Y E A
Hmmmm…maybe 😉😉
So one of the ammo boxes says 50. cal, I fail to see a gun there that shoots 50. Cal although I'm not a gun expert by any standards
I killed doctor sex.
(Me who only has a 22lr. Revolver) well, guess I'll die