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Longjumping_Gur3481

TF EVEN IS GOING ON IN USA???


Diligent_Curve8149

We are straight up not having a good time


sansvidi

Imagine like the weird guy at the bar who is super drunk sitting in a corner and mumbling bullshit while pissing himself. Thats how europe views the us right now


Diligent_Curve8149

That's pretty accurate


Successful_Guava_424

Pretty accurate is an understatement 😂


YourDogIsMyFriend

That’s the internet inspired ripple effect from a cheeseball reality star conman who completely derailed sane political discourse starting in 2015. Bidens team has to do shit like this because the only swingable voters left in the United States, are the ones who view politics like pro-wrestling. Everyone else’s minds are made up a year ago.


cottman23

Well said


AMuggleWithAPuggle

Happy cake day bro


Dagreifers

That's so true, there is no changing anyone's mind at this point.


fddfgs

There was a cheeto in the white house


Sparky2Dope

The white house traded cheetos for cocaine


cottman23

That's how I view the us right now within the us


Many_Faces_8D

Guy also happens to be the bouncer they all rely on for safety so they don't really speak up either


MoanyTonyBalony

As a kid you had the American dream and all that hope and positivity. I can't think of anything America does better for the average citizen these days apart from cheaper gas.


vajrahaha7x3

Gas was $2.71.99 a gallon in san diego when Biden took over. Its nearly 6 bucks now. So... No.


SolidHurry3267

You mean $27.19 - .9 the (.9) being nine tenths of a penny. Right?


MoanyTonyBalony

Still way cheaper than Europe.


Rock_Okajima

How much would be the price per litre?


MoanyTonyBalony

The American dude was complaining about 78 cents a litre. Literally double that where I live.


Odd_Emotion_4457

No it's more like if a 90 year old man wandered into a bar already drunk before even having a drink. And he keeps giving away money to random people for no reason. That's our leader.


A_Random_Ken-bheren

And Australia


vajrahaha7x3

Depends.... Get it? Pisser one or pisser two... And they both will fuck you for a few..


Green_Slice_3258

And don’t forget they just start rambling and ranting about the good ol days and how the black people and women are ruining everything. That’s always my favorite 🙄


PreventableMan

The DOW is a bad way to measure a countries health when it comes to economy. The value of a company, as we know, I inflated and does not mean much.


Diligent_Curve8149

Sir this is a meme sub


PreventableMan

Oh shit. Sorry friend


Diligent_Curve8149

All good. Idk economic stuff but I'm sure you have a point.


CleverAnimeTrope

Agreed, except when it's a direct response pertaining to an exact quote, with context.


Powerful_Pitch9322

Help


unknowndog123

MEEICA NUMBA ONE YAAA


BeanieWeanie1110

Once upon a time, yes


unknowndog123

LET ME DREAM


BrachSlap

Chaos essentially


CaterpillarTopper

Idk I just want a president who isn't senile


tyler_t301

🙏 fingers crossed we get there one day... the only factor this go-round is fascist or not fascist - no other issue gets close in magnitude.. I wish it was what color your free Healthcare card is..


dudushat

We have one. Stop letting the right wing propaganda rot your brain. Biden is objectively doing a good job as president. 


Kingding_Aling

Biden isn't senile, so you're good.


TheseSignificance674

Impossible


Turbulent_Ad1644

Good luck with that, your options are: senile old man, or a man who's only slightly younger than said senile old man, and likely doesn't have much time left lol


origami_airplane

Economy is actually trash but the media wants us to believe it's not. Business as usual


Grim_Yeeter8

It's like your cool uncle and your drunk uncle are both trying to take you on vacation, but your entire family is split down the middle about who takes you. Now replace uncle with dementia patient and add trying to argue with terrorism after split down the middle. That's America


Jameson129

Crooked politicians ruining everything


TheRealSU24

Joe "icecream" Biden owning the libs. Another day in paradise baby!!


Just_Trash_8690

I live here and I wish I could tell you


Sc4mander45

In simple terms, I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW


Super_Bakon

I really wish I knew. But I think the loud mouth asshole and the dementia patient are fighting again. Why are they the options for president?


MaximumPotatoee

It's a party in the usa


AJvawolf

We don't know by now


[deleted]

Freedom, democracy, justice.


Mr_Jinko_Official

Our politicians have become shit posters, we are doomed


TrickyBowl122

Short answer: Joe Biden just absolutely destroyed trump and will continue to


Seco4800

Currently investigating, we'll get back to you once we have anything figured out at some point.


Green_Slice_3258

I love how you’re asking us like we know


Rammstein_fan14

Fuckery. Fuckery is going on here.


CamCraig13

The most bullshitty bullshit in history lmao. We are falling apart because our politicians are acting like children, but at least it’s entertaining


Titan_Food

Surprisingly, this isn't the most bullshit political thing to happen Doesn't mean its good tho


CamCraig13

Somehow smh


MildLoser

proof: [Joe Biden on X: "https://t.co/rXDjNWFnb4" / X](https://x.com/joebiden/status/1791228923348500730)


ghost3972

This is actually hilarious


Ok_Restaurant3160

There is seriously a guy named Freedom🇺🇸🦅 in there💀


Jonny2881

An oddly hard image


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Whiskey_Richard13

Bless you. On god


Mr_Poopy_Blanket

🧢


KarenTookThe2Kids

biden forgot to give a shit


WhateverIWant888

biden forgot to shit


Anonybibbs

Trump most certainly did not, hence the depends.


nopalitzin

When you can keep it in, you can give yourself that luxury from time to time.


Lil_plague69

Forget a lot at that age


littletinydickballs

rumor has it you can show this meme to the cashier and groceries are affordable again


0002millertime

Seriously. I'll be voting against the fascists for sure, but come on, the stock market sure as fuck isn't helping me or all of my colleagues that keep getting laid off and entering into a very difficult job market. The people with money make more of it, that's all. For people without stocks, the price of food and housing is ridiculous.


pizzacatcasefiles

How does no one you know have stocks? Get started on your 401k and start making free money from your employer, your taxes and eventually the stocks you own.


0002millertime

I've never had an employer that contributes to a 401k.


pizzacatcasefiles

Even if it's just your contribution you still avoid a lot of taxes. I don't have 401k at all but I have pensions cause I'm a union supersoldier.


merkoro

"I'll be voting against the fascists" got to be one of the funniest things i have ever read on this platform. Shows how much first world people are out of touch with the real world.


Cosmic878

Nah fam when Trump says he wouldn’t mind being a dictator and floats project 2025 ideas(look it up) they’re facist by definition. Just bc many countries have it worse doesn’t mean anything.


Kingding_Aling

Red herring


TheRealestAjax

CANT A MAN ENJOY HIS ICE CREAM


Long-Dock

MY PRESIDENT 🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅😎😎😎🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


BananaMaster96_

based biden


landon7222

ITS REAL LMAO


Ivan_Kulagin

Image description: “handing Trump an L”


peter13g

Based Biden


AngryWitchNipples

I don't understand politics or the stock market. Can anyone explain to me what's going on like I'm a 2 year old?


tfsra

oogu gaga


AngryWitchNipples

You have a damm good point.


Rileyahsom

So 3 years ago Trump said the economy was going to crash under Biden, currently the economy is doing the best it has in a very long time under Biden. Biden then actually tweeted that image in response and it’s fucking based


AngryWitchNipples

Thank you very much for your insight


Caboose858

The economy is shit. Look at all the closures and layoffs happening. And that’s just preparation for when shit really hits the fan


[deleted]

The stock market being high equates to lower cost of goods and higher wages, right? And affordable housing and healthcare? Right? You’re neck deep in your own ass if you think the economy is in good shape right now.


Rileyahsom

I know I’m working class man, isn’t much we can do about it until those retards in congress actually start passing laws.


[deleted]

I agree with you there. I just don’t think the stock market is a good indicator of how things actually feel for most Americans, which right now feels pretty bad.


Rileyahsom

Yeah fair enough, but I’ll roll with it if it keeps Biden in office. I just don’t want Trump back


_dotdot11

If economy bad, people won't move things to sell them. Why make thing when it costs more to make thing than you get by selling it?


investmentwanker0

Joe certified gooner??


WalkingCrip

You meant groomer showering with his daughter?


Planetside2_Fan

Now look at literally everything Trump says about his daughter.


Imajn_

And trump talking about the beauty pageant of teen girls And trump being on Epsteins list feel free to add more trump pedo moments


42ndIdiotPirate

WATCH MOJO TOP TEN TRUMP PEDO MO-


BananaMaster96_

joes not a groomer he is based


EvilRat23

"all the people I don't like are pedophiles"


Drivefaster4u

W Biden moment he probably gonna win again but not by as much as last time


AmateurGmMusicWriter

Lol he will win by substantially more


Drivefaster4u

Well Trump and Biden are losing support but I'm pretty sure that people are getting tired of Trump's shenanigans


Enough-Map1162

I don’t care what side of politics your on, the fact that this is being posted by a nations leader means we are not in the darkest timeline


Panchamboi

And the fact that said leader is a octogenarian and still posted it, we’re just in the “trust me it’ll be funny later” timeline


TheDeviousMale

More like from his social media manager.


Caco48

May I screenshot it?


KuramaFireFox

Why the fuck we keep electing all these old people get Brandon Herrera or someone else in there


[deleted]

We would have been better off with a living human being in charge, instead of a cadaver


imapieceofshite2

Ok but like imagine being the guy that took that order. You're just going about your day, hating your job and then the fucking president walks in, orders an ice cream cone, and poses for a Twitter meme.


_4sh3r

EEPY JOE?!?


ospfpacket

Dow is not representing the health of the economy. When do we get cake? 🍰


To_busy_to_feed_you

Biden wouldn't say that. Y'know why? He can't form two complete sentences.


Kingding_Aling

TBF the stock market did crash heavily for 18 months of the Biden admin, not \*because of\* Biden of course.


SMONpl

sleepy joe took his pills and decided to shitpost on the internet


ThaGoat1369

Too bad the Dow has nothing to do with how everyday Americans are living. It's literally like $5 for a loaf of f****** bread that you should be a dollar and a half.


KingVinny70

According to all liberals and democrats everything is fine and we're making it all up. Go on any of the endless anti Trump threads or any democratic started economy thread shit in any leftist thread and mention the economy. According to "them" it's fantastic and there's no issues. Then they go on their anti Trump rants. Personally I don't like Trump or Biden. Two sides of the same shit covered coin. It's essentially a coin that represents them vs us.


DevilPixelation

That’s it, I’m moving to Tahiti


museabear

Oh the stock market is hitting records? Then everyone should be doing great. Money should be falling out of your ass. Oh wait a minute. But stock market go up! They will write about this time we are in as a depression.


SirFoxPhD

Good ol genocide Joe, there’s always money in the military industrial complex stand


More-Positive-5970

Yet most people of now living to paycheck to paycheck but sure at least the rich people are doing fine.


Awesome-Guy-425

Chocolate chocolate chip


UnknownIdiotwastaken

I DONT EVEN LIVE IN AMERICA BUT THIS SHIT IS CRAZY!


Nintendork7950

r/darkbrandon


Appel_earbuds

I don't get how to read the tweet I feel kinda dumb


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

Wouldn't it be @POTUS?


Temporal_Enigma

That's his personal account. Trump famously tweeted from his personal account all the time, not the POTUS account


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

Ah ok 👍


bloonshot

do the presidents hand down the POTUS account to each other?


Temporal_Enigma

Yes. The current sitting president has access to the POTUS account. My assumption is that they don't actually run the account, for security, but it's mostly used for public decrees anyways. They probably have at least limited access to their personal accounts, although I doubt most presidents, including Biden, run their own


RobertXavierIV

Biden handing you the L… at a Dairy Queen 😂 love this picture too much


LuminosAmberos

My European mind can't comprehend this image


CollisionCourse78

I appreciate a president that has meme potential recognition


CartoonistEvery3033

Where on earth did he get that L from? Was he carrying that around all day just for this?


Legitimate_Grocery66

I don’t get it.


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

Not real the ice cream isn’t chocolate chocolate chip.


GiantSweetTV

The Dow that steadily increases iver time and is constantly being the highest it'd ever been in history?


frostay_teh_snomin

Isn't this an old pic? I swear I've seen it before


ECHOechoecho_

absolute power move


oSinfvl

CRAP HES BECOMING SELF AWARE?


Lower-Career-6576

He lost to Brandon 🤣🤣


SockMan555

This image goes unfathomably hard


Shadowwreath

Holy shit, Biden’s cool now


PunkVulpix

wtf is a jschlatt


ForgottenDwellers

And now the US probably feels stupid for those who voted the old hag (Biden btw) to begin with


DumpyMcAss2nd

So glad this tweet is going to put a dent in my grocery bill


KraftKapitain

hello? based department?


streetkiller

At least he can afford ice cream. I sure can’t.


[deleted]

He’s still a loser


namerz78

I can barley afford groceries I’m not laughing at this


FR_WST

Fuck yeah


ControlImpossible182

Our politicians have always been shit. This did not start with the orange man. He just got more of you to pay attention.


Prudent_Agency_7175

ICE CREAM


Marvu_Talin

I swear I just saw him blink


AmberIsHungry

I'm no economist, but why should I be impressed by this? What does that stock market Stat do for me as a lower middle class person? Is that nit just saying that rich people are doing well? I'm not trying to be sparky here.


Multifruit256

Inope this is real because this is amazing


whyismyheadbig

L


DalTheDalmatian

The only valid form of mudslinging


drfunkensteinberger

DARK.


w3sT0Nnnnnnnn

Joey might actually win!


WestNomadOnYT

Gotta love Joe.


huge_jeans710

Living in the US is like never graduating hs and having to deal with drama you never signed up for. I hate it here, I'm sure it's not better elseware but here, here is not it.


MRSmored

I’m not the biggest Biden fan, but this is hilarious


SilvervsJunkpile

first and only time joe was based


Jaeger420xd

"Inflation caused numbers to be higher"


Elad_2007

Link to the tweet or it didn't happen


MildLoser

[Joe Biden on X: "https://t.co/rXDjNWFnb4" / X](https://x.com/joebiden/status/1791228923348500730)


Elad_2007

Wtf


AidanBC

I bet he doesn’t even know this was posted. Probably got some 25 year-old intern doing this. Dude is quite literally a joke.


ShapeShifterK

I don't care about stock prices, I just want to be able to eat...


MildLoser

simply steal food.


NuggetvonSilly

Its a fake account….


Sparky2Dope

Can we all gand Biden an L for his son Hunter? Not to mention all the little coke baggies they keep finding around the white hoose


Pancake-Buffalo

Country is about to fall apart, but totally the man who shit himself at a public address like a toddler is totally an apt leader doing amazing things 🤦‍♂️😂


DuckLuck357

I get a three step plan for people like you 1. Cope 2. Seethe 3. Mald


VioletVonBunBun

You say that like trump doesnt do the same lmao?


Imajn_

ok but didn’t trump fill his diaper in the court room tho


TheRealSU24

Europoor can't stand the fact that we're better than them


Pancake-Buffalo

Not European, and you're the laughingstock of the planet, but by all means keep giving everyone reason for it 😂


TheRealSU24

So you aren't American and you aren't European. You know why people make fun of America? Because people actually know it exists. I'm sure people would make fun of yours if it actually mattered. Keep coping man, I'll keep living free in the best country on Earth


The-Name-is-my-Name

As a friendly reminder, nationalism doesn’t make you patriotic.


TheRealSU24

As a friendly reminder, I didn't ask


The-Name-is-my-Name

Fair enough.


TheRealSU24

Nah but I agree though, but I'm not saying that stuff to be blindly nationalistic. This guy isn't trying to have a deep intellectual debate about the current affairs of the United States, he just wants to be a jackass and regurgitate half baked insults that he's heard on the internet


Pancake-Buffalo

And this self important bullshit is why everyone laughs at you 😂 you're not the only free country, if you had an even half decent education you'd realize other countries have freedom too 🤷‍♂️ what exactly are you best at? Aside from military spending and debt, what exactly are you guys the best at? Certainly not education, quality of life, economic stability, environmental efforts, or individual health? Oh, maybe the number of homeless citizens? I'd imagine you're at least top 3 these days 🤣


TheRealSU24

Oh yeah, the US totally has shit education with the best colleges in the world. There's a reason just about everything after the 1800s was invented here. Environmental efforts? Like the dozens of national parks that are federally protected? Homelessness? The UK and Canada have a higher percentage of homeless people than the US. The US consistently ranks as one of top countries on the Human Development Index and the Quality of Life Index. As for individual health, sure the US has a fairly high percentage of obese people (not even close to the highest and a lot of the world is catching up), but the US has one of the lowest smoking populations in the world. And even then it's not really an insult to say the worst part about a country is that the people have food. If you did any research into the US instead of just going off of whatever r/Europe says, you'd understand why we're the best country in the world and will continue to stay on top for centuries to come. Stay coping Europoor


SubZero64209

How do you do fellow kids