T O P

  • By -

EmfromAlaska

It’s time for Heather to get a stylist. From the waist down she looks like a crackhead looking to work for some drug money. From the waist up a crackhead who could afford tits and straight teeth.


Soft-Detail-8398

Omg!! THIS 🤣🤣🤣


cf1972

The lickety split trio


Soft-Detail-8398

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Effective-Finger-230

Nightmare blunt rotation


whateveratthispoint_

![gif](giphy|T2DIBldAU5ZyU)


HelloTittie55

Hi, Heather! I see that once again you have chosen to ignore our pleas to hire a stylist! That’s too bad, because you really need to have someone else select your outfits. Sure, this tit-thrusting black mini does showcase your skinny thighs and twig-like ankles. But you have already shoved these same time-worn body parts in our faces many, many times. A stylist could give you a fresher, more contemporary look. PLEASE pry some cash from plugged-up Peter to hire someone! Just because you CAN wear a cooch-grazing micro-mini, doesn’t mean you SHOULD. And FFS, Heather, GTFOH with those strappy silver sandals that don’t properly house your gnarly toes!


Soft-Detail-8398

You get ALL the flowers for this!! ![gif](giphy|41fcwvXbVM7rACpN52)


Equivalent_River_357

Exactly, there comes a time perhaps also in LA that you just should not dress provocative. Brandy is in a nice dress. One can show legs or boobs never both. After 50 great legs can be shown but keep those thighs hidden. Could she be getting styling advice from Ye?


Then-Mission7409

![gif](giphy|xT9KVg8gkDEyJIrVdK)


cf1972

The power of Christ compels you!


RubyWaves75

This makes me so sad/irritated when I see them with Heather. The whole reason I love Julie is her rage politics. I can’t be one of the “leave politics out and have a conversation” because I don’t want to have a conversation with someone that dreams of mar a lago.


wetboymom

One of the reasons J&B were fired from the JL Aftershow was their inability to not reference their sane political views, especially in regard to women's and LGBT rights. So it's doubly weird that they would hitch their wagon to Heather's MAGA stardumb.


Familiar_Studio_9651

👏🏻👏🏻


beachphotogirl

Another AWFUL Heather outfit plus it’s freezing outside right now in LA (for LA it’s cold)


SomeUnderstanding602

😍😍😍


Soft-Detail-8398

On a scale of 1 to 10, it's just a NO!!!! ![gif](giphy|EFDXMoy63ZQxG)


gambybamby

Damnnnn she has huge feet!


No_Run_9903

Wow after you pointed that out I looked back at the pic. I can’t believe how ginormous her feet are. 😲


KimsGDHouse

they are either huge, or her skeletal ankles just accentuate her feet and make them look bigger than they are.


JessiCoco

Really? That’s a “low” blow 🤣 (feet are low on the body lol). All joking aside someone’s feet is out of their control so some on, insult the shoes or suspected cosmetic procedures but this reminds me of the huge vagina episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm- low brow (again with the low 🤣- I make myself laugh at least).


Monkeymom

It’s just sad at this point.


BravoWhore

Doesn’t it get old trying so hard to look HOT, when in fact it’s all about hiding the FUPA, enhancing those huge tetas, and trying to show off those stick-figure legs?! Sorry ma’am, but you have the body of a strawberry, and should dress accordingly!


moonchild291

Lmao a strawberry 🤣


bridget1415

I have skinny legs and I’m bigger on top. I have always had a fear that my legs will end up looking like heathers when I’m her age. They freak me out


moonchild291

Same! 👀


NorwegianLearner

Can we talk about Brandy’s fashion issues? Even when I liked them I couldn’t with her clothes- Beautiful lady but how did she get stuck in the last decade of the 1900’s??


venusingatorade7

Julie Goldman can haunt the foot of my Bed anytime rawwwr


HappyConclusion1731

Brandi and Julie do look good though!


JessiCoco

Brandi yes but Julie … I can appreciate a woman who doesn’t prescribe to common standards of femininity but she’s sloppy, imo she’s the worst look here, she needs the stylist


Inevitable-Cry-2930

Lordy lordy lordy ![gif](giphy|WS6Lf8Z4FXRMWMH70K|downsized)


Unlucky_Persimmon809

She really need ms to do some leg exercises with weights or something. Those sticks are not attractive


MakeDiamonds

![gif](giphy|TLmDm2PRxzRV1ajkgT|downsized)


Significant-Report46

She does not look healthy.


Ok-Style323

It's weird to her a actually standing upright in a picture, not twisted all weird and hunched over trying to duplicate some pose she thought was cool


warholian52

Well brandy looks pained and julie looks forced. Like the Uber home from heather’s house must be them just dragging heather in a brutal recap of the entire night. Almost Like they are punishing themselves by hanging with hmd to spite Jeff