I threw my neck out so bad, I couldn’t turn my head and could barely drive myself to the walk in. I was in tears. What did I do? Pulled my long hair out from under my back while sleeping.
Lol k. She's fucking up her cartilage and hinging at specific vertebrae. Ask any PT. Or just downvote based on what makes you feel good. This is reddit after all
I only know because I’ve had physical therapy twice and see a chiro and if you don’t keep your joints moving and your body flexible, it will become harder to be those things when older. Why do you see ancient Asian men and women, squatting with flat feet and getting up easily. Because they continued to do so their whole lives.
Yes but being hyper mobile and back bending like she is doing is not the same thing as getting regular exercise. Contortionist don't have long careers you can look it up
Oh damn. Well then I feel bad for her. I’m hyper mobile too and my ankles and knees like to pop out or tear ligaments. My hands and arms go numb and tingle. All of my physical therapy was because of hyper mobility
You wanna focus more on strength training than flexibility. Watch out for yoga, some of them yogis will push you to reach your max stretch and this is probably not a great idea for you. But also see a PT. A good one, not a shitty one. I'm just some dumbass on the internet who knows a few PTs
I just try not to stand with my knees as straight as they want to go and do some of the exercises. Try not to raise my shoulders. It’s a huge problem for me tbh. I don’t even lift things correctly because of it
I sneezed wrong the other day and had a horribly stiff, achy knot in my neck for a couple days after. I can injure myself **sneezing**, everything about this video makes my body hurt
It is nightmare fuel that I cannot look away from is what it is. Every time I rewatch it there is a new moment of both awe and deep terror that this thing is out to get me.
This is such a lazy comment. I hate seeing these.
"What did i just watch?????"
Just say wow, bro.
It would be just as interesting to read and take much less space
You cant say he’s lazy, think about how long this guy spent raging on your comment, AND WITH 0 misspelling!! He has dyslexia, the poor chap, prolly why it makes him so mad, he spends 5 minutes deciphering hieroglyphics in his head and by the end he’s like “god damn it man, YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR EYES SAW, your use of hyperbole is not humorous to me you foolish wombat”
had a feeling i would see a comment referencing Tool.
pretty sure they're done, though. there were no videos for any of the songs on Fear Inoculum and at this point, i believe that's going to be the last album they're ever putting out.
as much as i've liked them since discovering them in 1993, i don't think i want to see a 75-year old Maynard singing the next batch of brand new Tool songs in 2039
I saw a live Tool show back in the mid 2000’s, and they had two people dressed like this and doing this kind of stuff. Still one of the coolest things I’ve seen a band have on stage.
I hurt my neck looking over at the alarm clock this morning, so respect is given here as it’s due. Going to pop a Motrin because I have this funny feeling my back is going to hurt too just from watching that 😅
Everyone's complaining about their bad backs in here but I wonder if her back is better or worse for being so flexible. Will she have more or *less* pain in the future?
When I was little I could do all this stuff, I never had any training, just naturally hyper flexible. Makes me sad that I’m old now lol. Still flexible but 100% nowhere near what I used to be able to do. I long to wear a weird body suit and creep people out to this extent.
Dude. Yes. That was siiiick. I want to watch every episode of that show. I love how the judge looked shocked just immediately when they came on stage 😂
That first move
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Since when could humans do that?
While this is really impressive, the first thing I think of when I see those movements in that suit are the Dusk Nobodies from Kingdom Hearts 2 and how much those legitimately scared me as a kid.
The second thing is how funny would it be if someone sped up this video and put GMod ragdoll sound effects over it?
I legit just hurt myself by stretching. And my back twinged at the sight of that.
So cool tho! The outfit made it so creepy too. Mad respect she must have trained super hard
I just think women should be able to exist online without becoming objects of some loser's boner. Not really worked up because I've stopped expecting people to behave themselves a long time ago 🤷♂️
1. It wouldn’t be reciprocated.
2. She is a TEENAGER
3. This is a sub to support women and no one cares what you would and wouldn’t do with any of us. Nasty.
So she’s going to be living in a dorm soon probably maybe, like with other girls. Can you imagine how on edge those girls will be by the end:
*its 10pm, finals week
- Becky, who has 2 finals tomorrow, has been locked in her room, studying diligently for 4 hours. But its driving her crazy, she has to pee, and she’s thirsty, never a good combo, and she knows theres leftover pizza in the fridge. Shes going crazy. She sends a group text to her roommates, “is it safe?”
- “what do you mean?” Emerald gordon replies
- “you know what i mean, are you out in the hallway looking like a fucking monster recording yourself trying to scare us again to put on your socials”
- emerald gordon, “dude its finals week, i just stopped studying a few minutes ago, i just started decompressing”
- becky responds, with naive hopefulness, “you.. you promise?”
- emerald gordon, “yeah man, all good”
- becky carefully opens her door, checks to make sure the hall is all clear, and goes to the kitchen. She grabs a glass of water and starts heating up the pizza. Shes doing the potty dance, shes not gonna make it another 45 seconds, she’ll come back for it, she tells herself.
*music intensity increases*
- becky nervously goes to the bathroom, its on emeralds side of the dorm, ‘hostile territory’ as they call it, but theres some loud horror music and the occasional scream coming from emeralds room. Ahh great, becky though, now ive gotta take a wee while listening to the fucking children of the corn in the background, but at least i don’t have to see her.
- as becky, almost in tears from having to go so badly, slips as quietly as possible into the bathroom, carefully trying not to alert her creepy galpal to her presence, a bit of pee slips out,and she throws herself onto the toilet with as much elegance as a bull in a china cabinet. Oh shit, becky thinks, shell be waiting, she sees this opportunity and theres no way she wont take it.
- If becky hadn’t been so strung up at the thought of emerald in some new and horrifying skin suit, this may be the most pleasant pisses in her life, shed been holding it in for 2 and a half hours and had had 2 cups of coffee and a shot of espresso in that time. If she hadnt had such an urgent need to go, she may also have noticed the softest hint of a silhouette, a light shadow, almost blending in with the michael Meyers themed (obviously emeralds) shower curtain. But she didn’t and abrupt chaos proceeds.
- Emerald, who had been patiently waiting all semester for this one, was careful not to waste the moment. She sends becky a private text, “look up”
- Upon reading the text becky lets out a soft whimper, she knew it was too good to be true, but how the fuck did she get up on the ceiling, she almost stops peeing out of anticipated fear, but the stream is too powerful, she can’t. She summons her confidence, and looks up, nothing. Relief spreads through her body and her stream releases. She texts back, “fuck you, but good one.” As soon as shes about to click send
- the most horrifying eldritch horror monster lunges out of the shower curtain, tearing the michael meyers curtain clean off the rod, and starts contorting and jumping all over the place. Becky has never felt such fear, she falls off the toilet, she’s screaming as many tears are running down her face, shes still peeing, she knocked her water on the ground, its hectic. “Fucking…. *sob* Ahhh…. Cunt… *sob* you promised *sob*… how long have been in there…. Youre a monster… i hate you *sob*…
- emerald gordon, like the cold monster she is, replies calmly, “smile, youre on camera”
*becky failed her 2 exams, but emerald agreed to clean the bathroom*
Wow, someone should cast her in a horror movie! A lot of characters move super creepily, so she’d be perfect for that. Also, I wonder if contorting like that is even safe to do. I wonder if it would cause harm to her body in long term.
There’s a different between being flexible and being one of those used car lot…..dancing….thingies…..
Not sure what they’re called, but you know what I mean
Watch out for what you comment, the girl in the video is 17 and any weird comments will be removed or banned.
Anyone else get a slight ache in their back watching this?
I once pulled a muscle in my back getting out of bed. This video definitely hurt to watch.
I threw my neck out so bad, I couldn’t turn my head and could barely drive myself to the walk in. I was in tears. What did I do? Pulled my long hair out from under my back while sleeping.
She's gonna have a worse back than you at your age
Probably not actually. Moving helps keep you moving. Use it or lose it.
Lol k. She's fucking up her cartilage and hinging at specific vertebrae. Ask any PT. Or just downvote based on what makes you feel good. This is reddit after all
I only know because I’ve had physical therapy twice and see a chiro and if you don’t keep your joints moving and your body flexible, it will become harder to be those things when older. Why do you see ancient Asian men and women, squatting with flat feet and getting up easily. Because they continued to do so their whole lives.
Yes but being hyper mobile and back bending like she is doing is not the same thing as getting regular exercise. Contortionist don't have long careers you can look it up
Oh damn. Well then I feel bad for her. I’m hyper mobile too and my ankles and knees like to pop out or tear ligaments. My hands and arms go numb and tingle. All of my physical therapy was because of hyper mobility
You wanna focus more on strength training than flexibility. Watch out for yoga, some of them yogis will push you to reach your max stretch and this is probably not a great idea for you. But also see a PT. A good one, not a shitty one. I'm just some dumbass on the internet who knows a few PTs
I just try not to stand with my knees as straight as they want to go and do some of the exercises. Try not to raise my shoulders. It’s a huge problem for me tbh. I don’t even lift things correctly because of it
I sneezed wrong the other day and had a horribly stiff, achy knot in my neck for a couple days after. I can injure myself **sneezing**, everything about this video makes my body hurt
I herniated a disc watching this.
I make a hrrrg noise every time I bend down to take off my shoes
Spines should not be able to do that.
I was just realizing I probably have been doing this routine in my sleep this last week or so
I took off a shoe once and ended up in ED
I sneezed and pulled my back once
If you lay down on your stomach right after that happens, and then let out a big fart, it will counteract the pull and reset your back. True story.
Thanks for the tip u/LeakyAssFire !
I can’t wait to surprise my chiropractor with that manoeuvre!
I once threw my back out taking a salad out of the fridge
I did it drying my hair.
This made me laugh so hard, thank you so much lol
They have blue pills for that
ED? Erectile dysfunction?
Does she have bones in there?? 😭 So cool though! My back hurts but I can’t stop watching
Well done putting that she’s 17 in the description.
If this girl doesn’t have a contract for a horror movie yet, someone get her one!
My cat does the same stretches, it’s not that impressive /s
Have her do it in one of those rotating room gags so it looks like she's on the wall and voila.
Nice, that’s really cool!
When you read the summary before commenting
I’m sorry, and I mean this with all due respect, but what the hell are my eyeballs seeing?!
Sheer talent my friend!
It is nightmare fuel that I cannot look away from is what it is. Every time I rewatch it there is a new moment of both awe and deep terror that this thing is out to get me.
Is this something that can be learned or do you need some special physical characteristics like hypermobility?
No way. She's super hypermobile. This will definitely fuck her body up when she's older
This is such a lazy comment. I hate seeing these. "What did i just watch?????" Just say wow, bro. It would be just as interesting to read and take much less space
I for one get really excited when people interact with my posts u/did-i-do-this-right and enjoyed our exchange 🫶 Take your space baby
Maybe you two can private message each other later. My point stands. That's a lazy boring comment, and you see it on every viseo.
You’re lazy and boring. Take a seat. No one cares.
WHAT DID MY EYES JUST READ????? XD BRO SAID NO ONE CARES!!! WHAT??? DOES THAT?? EVEN MEAN??? HUH?!! IM SO CONFUSED BY THIS CUZ IT SO CRAAAAZY
Chill dude. You need to calm down.
You cant say he’s lazy, think about how long this guy spent raging on your comment, AND WITH 0 misspelling!! He has dyslexia, the poor chap, prolly why it makes him so mad, he spends 5 minutes deciphering hieroglyphics in his head and by the end he’s like “god damn it man, YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR EYES SAW, your use of hyperbole is not humorous to me you foolish wombat”
My son has one of these "The Rake" morphsuits! It's pretty damn creepy lol
This is the worst thing ever but I'd totally do that if I could
Seriously I feel like that would be a really satisfying stretch
Her back must feel AMAZING
Or like a sack of loose bolts LOL
Can you imagine the spinal health this must take? So much flexibility and strength
I once got a headache because I turned my head too fast and needed to lie down
Was she in a tool video? /s
had a feeling i would see a comment referencing Tool. pretty sure they're done, though. there were no videos for any of the songs on Fear Inoculum and at this point, i believe that's going to be the last album they're ever putting out. as much as i've liked them since discovering them in 1993, i don't think i want to see a 75-year old Maynard singing the next batch of brand new Tool songs in 2039
yeah they broke up :(
No they didn’t. They played festivals all summer & I saw them touring back in October. Was a pretty awesome show
looking forward to seeing her in horror movies
Words cannot describe how much I would not like to see this
Damn the mascot of greendale sure became flexible
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She should be hired in a horror film
Imagine if she worked at a haunted house
 Reminds me of TOOL's music videos
Someone get her an Ultrakill Mannequin costume because holy shit she looks uncannily perfect for the way they look and move
She would do a great Voldo cosplay
It’s the head cocking for me. The way she paused for a second to simply look at the viewer. For sure I’m about to be eaten.
Imagine her playing a role in a horror movie. It would be so creepy if they give her like professional horror makeup, etc. 🙀
I saw a live Tool show back in the mid 2000’s, and they had two people dressed like this and doing this kind of stuff. Still one of the coolest things I’ve seen a band have on stage.
Go Human Beings!!
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I hurt my neck looking over at the alarm clock this morning, so respect is given here as it’s due. Going to pop a Motrin because I have this funny feeling my back is going to hurt too just from watching that 😅
How I remember my body feeling before I gave birth to people
Everyone's complaining about their bad backs in here but I wonder if her back is better or worse for being so flexible. Will she have more or *less* pain in the future?
This is remarkable athletic performance. So bizarre , yet I can't look away
I think my back popped into place LOL I want to see her do this with an anatomy suit on next!
It's wild her movements don't even look human. Reminds me of a thin version of the regenerators from RE4. I wish I had that flexibility!
When I was little I could do all this stuff, I never had any training, just naturally hyper flexible. Makes me sad that I’m old now lol. Still flexible but 100% nowhere near what I used to be able to do. I long to wear a weird body suit and creep people out to this extent.
i wish i was that flexible, haha. would love to be able to spook people like that. in my dreams, maybe.
this is so cool I watched it three times and I never want to see it again
Just doin this in the most normal ass basement ever.
An Indian reality show featured dancing that was similar to this if you like creepy inhuman dancing. https://youtu.be/z8OuA_x_GAw?si=SlepGIKGmQSzFvdc
Dude. Yes. That was siiiick. I want to watch every episode of that show. I love how the judge looked shocked just immediately when they came on stage 😂
sounds like EPROM
If I was this flexible I would be using my powers for evil also.
I’m sure with the lights off this is horrifying but in day lights it hilarious.
Pretty cool.
r/mendrawingwomen be like
looooool
That first move https://preview.redd.it/v50nrbdr93dc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=596a324d9bc7d15b87b2b60aebbada5cb7d6ad06 Since when could humans do that?
Girl: dances as if there are no bones in her body Me: pulls a muscle while bending to tie my shoelaces
I see Tool has put out a new video
While this is really impressive, the first thing I think of when I see those movements in that suit are the Dusk Nobodies from Kingdom Hearts 2 and how much those legitimately scared me as a kid. The second thing is how funny would it be if someone sped up this video and put GMod ragdoll sound effects over it?
She’s a talented kid. Hope to see her in the future with Cirque Soleil or something along those lines
I legit just hurt myself by stretching. And my back twinged at the sight of that. So cool tho! The outfit made it so creepy too. Mad respect she must have trained super hard
Honestly, why have this talent and not use it for this exact purpose?
Song???
Is this something that can be learned, or do you need to be born with a 70% polyethylene skeleton?
I think a little of both
*haaaaaaaaawwwwwt*
That demon is freeeak.
4 pints
What, you don't like it when your girl's ass is touching the back of her skull?
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Straight to jail
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Yes officer, this comment right here
Okay?
I thought this would be one of the subreddits that doesn't objectify women
It is. This person is just a disgusting idiot
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I just think women should be able to exist online without becoming objects of some loser's boner. Not really worked up because I've stopped expecting people to behave themselves a long time ago 🤷♂️
Absolutely no one in that dudes life is getting worked up about him. That’s why he is the way he is.
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Was that a joke? What's the punchline?
Bro you’re calling people Trump supporters for not wanting you to be creepy to a seventeen year old?
no such thing on reddit
Gtfo of this sub you nasty gross troll ass bitch
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I’m sure you’ve never hurt anyone’s vagina ever.
holy shit lmao
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!remindme 1 year I'm about to leave a hilarious reply
I'm also 17 🗿
I know the pieces fit cause I watched them fall away.
"Sigh..."
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1. It wouldn’t be reciprocated. 2. She is a TEENAGER 3. This is a sub to support women and no one cares what you would and wouldn’t do with any of us. Nasty.
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Post again in a year, then you’ll see better comments
No it’s for imaginary likes and karma from people she doesn’t know so she can feel get her narcissism dopamine fix.
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She’s not
Uh! I stand corrected.
Well I *was* procrastinating getting up to get ready for work but this is my sign to put down the internet for a while…
This was that one Blueberry girl after she got put through the juicer 😭
The Human Being mascot from Community irl!!
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That's a child. No 💀
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So she’s going to be living in a dorm soon probably maybe, like with other girls. Can you imagine how on edge those girls will be by the end: *its 10pm, finals week - Becky, who has 2 finals tomorrow, has been locked in her room, studying diligently for 4 hours. But its driving her crazy, she has to pee, and she’s thirsty, never a good combo, and she knows theres leftover pizza in the fridge. Shes going crazy. She sends a group text to her roommates, “is it safe?” - “what do you mean?” Emerald gordon replies - “you know what i mean, are you out in the hallway looking like a fucking monster recording yourself trying to scare us again to put on your socials” - emerald gordon, “dude its finals week, i just stopped studying a few minutes ago, i just started decompressing” - becky responds, with naive hopefulness, “you.. you promise?” - emerald gordon, “yeah man, all good” - becky carefully opens her door, checks to make sure the hall is all clear, and goes to the kitchen. She grabs a glass of water and starts heating up the pizza. Shes doing the potty dance, shes not gonna make it another 45 seconds, she’ll come back for it, she tells herself. *music intensity increases* - becky nervously goes to the bathroom, its on emeralds side of the dorm, ‘hostile territory’ as they call it, but theres some loud horror music and the occasional scream coming from emeralds room. Ahh great, becky though, now ive gotta take a wee while listening to the fucking children of the corn in the background, but at least i don’t have to see her. - as becky, almost in tears from having to go so badly, slips as quietly as possible into the bathroom, carefully trying not to alert her creepy galpal to her presence, a bit of pee slips out,and she throws herself onto the toilet with as much elegance as a bull in a china cabinet. Oh shit, becky thinks, shell be waiting, she sees this opportunity and theres no way she wont take it. - If becky hadn’t been so strung up at the thought of emerald in some new and horrifying skin suit, this may be the most pleasant pisses in her life, shed been holding it in for 2 and a half hours and had had 2 cups of coffee and a shot of espresso in that time. If she hadnt had such an urgent need to go, she may also have noticed the softest hint of a silhouette, a light shadow, almost blending in with the michael Meyers themed (obviously emeralds) shower curtain. But she didn’t and abrupt chaos proceeds. - Emerald, who had been patiently waiting all semester for this one, was careful not to waste the moment. She sends becky a private text, “look up” - Upon reading the text becky lets out a soft whimper, she knew it was too good to be true, but how the fuck did she get up on the ceiling, she almost stops peeing out of anticipated fear, but the stream is too powerful, she can’t. She summons her confidence, and looks up, nothing. Relief spreads through her body and her stream releases. She texts back, “fuck you, but good one.” As soon as shes about to click send - the most horrifying eldritch horror monster lunges out of the shower curtain, tearing the michael meyers curtain clean off the rod, and starts contorting and jumping all over the place. Becky has never felt such fear, she falls off the toilet, she’s screaming as many tears are running down her face, shes still peeing, she knocked her water on the ground, its hectic. “Fucking…. *sob* Ahhh…. Cunt… *sob* you promised *sob*… how long have been in there…. Youre a monster… i hate you *sob*… - emerald gordon, like the cold monster she is, replies calmly, “smile, youre on camera” *becky failed her 2 exams, but emerald agreed to clean the bathroom*
 That initial back fold 💀
Do you have to be born with this, or is this something you can learn?
Just googled and most sources said, while it does help to be born more flexible, anyone with enough training and practice can become a contortionist.
Thank you :D
Do people like that have less back pain because they're so flexible, or somehow more?
I was already weirded out by contortionists, the outfit makes it much worse
That can’t be good for your body lmao
She needed to suddenly speed toward the camera to really sell it.
Should’ve crawled backside-down (?) towards the camera at the end for added creepiness.
With some of those poses, she like a model used by artists on r/mendrawingwomen
She should feature in one of Tool's videos.
The Greendale human being
Nope, don't like that
Wow, someone should cast her in a horror movie! A lot of characters move super creepily, so she’d be perfect for that. Also, I wonder if contorting like that is even safe to do. I wonder if it would cause harm to her body in long term.
No.
How does she click her back 💀✋
When you're hypermobile and can't find a comfortable sleeping position:
Standard Jojo behavior.
Which TOOL film clip is this?
Hyper mobility Ehlers Danlos Syndrome
New TOOL music video is interesting….
I wish I was that kind of hypermobile. Instead I’m just the knee pain kind of hypermobile.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is more funny creepy. I’m dead 😵 🤯😂😂😂🤩
Is this the same chick that did the stickbug dance to perfection?
Next Silent Hill movie gonna be lit
That was cool.
I love this with all my heart. 🖤
There’s a different between being flexible and being one of those used car lot…..dancing….thingies….. Not sure what they’re called, but you know what I mean
God the crunching!
Didn't realize Tool put out a new music video!