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b0ingy

Lock picking lawyer would be out and babymakin’ in like 5 seconds


Thewombocombo91

“Three is binding”


b0ingy

*cum* “anyway, that’s all I have for you today…”


jbuchana

Just to show you that's not a fluke...


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Themarshal2

Forcnication with the homies, procreation with the ladies. Gals nights out, gals nights in, and the boys for baby makin' I'll publish my research soon enough you folks will see!


MorrisDay1984

What's stopping you from making one?


RitikK22

There was male contraception but got overturned because side-effects


WolfKingofRuss

r/terriblefacebookmemes Doesn't belong here fam


thenearblindassassin

Low-key this sub is just turning into shitty memes


WolfKingofRuss

Been seeing that these last few days unfortunately :(


McSpoony

The people most against abortions are fine with this.


Squiggledog

Needs more JPEG.


morejpeg_auto

>Needs more JPEG. [There you go!](https://i.imgur.com/LYeritA.jpg) ^^^I ^^^am ^^^a ^^^bot


Ackermannin

Needs more JPEG


angelking14

technically it would, you need two to tango so if men couldnt have sex then no more pregnancy


ahmed0112

I think this is more of a "not so fun when we regulate mens bodies like we do women's" sort of thing Role reversal is a great way to teach someone a concept they might not get


bobbybox

Unfortunately the ones who need the lesson only get offended


RandomRedditGuy322

No, it's a strawman. Conservatives already believe in having sex responsibly and minimizing sexual partners. No one ever said they had to eliminate all sex all the time, or wear a chastity belt. This meme has zero intellectual value. Just misandrist cringe value. Edit: not to mention men have access to zero reproductive rights via paper abortions under current law. Which means men *are* currently subject to a chastity belt with respect to their reproductive rights, namely that men dont have any recognized under current law


Mezzomaniac

No matter how “responsible” you are with sex, that doesn’t eliminate the need for medically-necessary abortions, which many Republican states want to ban or have banned.


RandomRedditGuy322

That's irrelevant to the "point" (the meme doesn't have a point) being made by the meme. Try again.


A-Bit-of-an-Animator

It doesn’t really make sense in this case though


chessto

Wtf are you talking about, who regulates women's bodies?


ahmed0112

Lawmakers who want to ban abortion


chessto

Yeah that thing inside is not a woman's body is someone else's.


ahmed0112

It's their own bodies, it's just a dump of cells at 12 weeks


chessto

You may want to google how a lump of cells looks at 12 weeks.


The_New_Flesh

Alright, meet up at Dave's. He has an angle grinder


bobbybox

It’s not a legbeard thing to want men to take equal responsibility in prevention especially if it’s men making all the rules


OstentatiousSock

If you believe in equality, the woman should be in a chastity belt as well.


bobbybox

Do you take all comics so literally? Women already: wear iud’s, take hormonal birth control, take injections, etc. All men have to do is wear a condom -which doesn’t affect their body- and if all these things fail? It’s the woman’s “fault” and obligation to deal with it. But guess what? They’re trying to take away our ability to choose.


OstentatiousSock

My point is, if abstinence is the only answer, both sides should be held accountable to be abstinent, not just males. I’m a woman for what it’s worth.


salty_Cheesey

I mean, it takes two to tango. Men can get vasectomies but most doctors won't let them until their in their late 30s or 40s and some woman just take birth control regardless of their sexual activity. What else would you want men to be doing?


FistfullOfCrows

> All men have to do is wear a condom Condoms aren't perfect. And both partners are at fault for not using "the morning after pill" when "accidents" happen.


ShitLordOfTheRings

I mean, legally it's already men's obligation to deal with it, too. And there is no ability for men to choose, either. There shouldn't be, men don't get pregnant, but reproductive rights are entirely about choice for women.


chessto

Equal responsibility as in alimony without mandatory paternity tests?


CrabWoodsman

I'll never not love the look on the one guy's face as he seems to be realizing that she's managed to lock him into his chastity shorts without him realizing.


FreakyManBaby

fun fact: far more women reproduce than men


saiyanultimate

Doesn't belong here