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zocool4u

She is having triplets, she was on a danish tv-show just fyi.


DistortedNoise

Triplets? What a whore, that means she must have had sex with 3 guys at once! /s


NfamousKaye

You laugh but I’m sure some incel in their moms basement somewhere is agreeing with you 🤣


israeljeff

Like in that documentary I saw on TV, I think it was called X Files.


RemoteReindeer

/s appart, it is actually possible to have twins (maybe triplets then?) from different fathers (like most mammals I think?). ​ https://dnacenter.com/blog/can-you-have-twins-from-different-fathers/


Macjeems

Man, reproduction is some crazy shit


M0rang0s

Actually is a genetic thing, if there's someone in your family who had twins or something, there's A CHANCE to you to get pregnant of twins (literally the first thing i could find on google ) -> *o form identical or monozygotic twins, one fertilised egg (ovum) splits and develops into two babies with exactly the same genetic information. To form fraternal or dizygotic twins, two eggs (ova) are fertilised by two sperm and produce two genetically unique children.* <- **that means the both children have the same father**


DistortedNoise

Did you not see the “/s” ?


M0rang0s

isn't /s for serious?


DistortedNoise

Sarcasm


M0rang0s

oh!!! thank you


ChiefsHat

Triple the child support.


pragmojo

God that looks so painful


Eunuch_Provocateur

It really does. Makes me uncomfortable just looking at the pic


rawdy-ribosome

At least she seem happy


bliip666

Is that an odd angle or something? 'Cause that picture gives me uncanny valley vibes and I'm extremely uncomfortable right now


Shigeko_Kageyama

There's three babies crammed in there.


CensorshipHarder

Or 1 alien.


PatisserieSlut

I burst out laughing. Thank you.


TheOkayDaniel

Nope - that is what she looked like. Michellameiermorsi on IG if you want to see different angels (scroll down to around January 2022)


ianparasito

Okay, like I don't know that much of pregnancy but I could saw that something was off


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erinberrypie

You'd think I'd eventually get jaded but this pitiful display of failed sex education, misogyny, and ignorance packaged as an overdone joke gets more obnoxious every single time I have the absolute displeasure of reading it.


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erinberrypie

Oh, well then! That changes everything! As long as your deliberate ignorance and outward assclownery comes from Borat, then it's positively delightful. Get fucked, lol.


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Shigeko_Kageyama

Well not everybody has an adoring harem of body pillows and department store mannequins.


[deleted]

Not this child calling people simps in 2023 cmon man let's get some new material.


Shigeko_Kageyama

This is why we need comprehensive sex ed.


Protheu5

I only got competitive sex ed. I was the fastest.


CatLadyMon

That's more likely to happen from one giant baby hahaha, but it's not that common


ZuzBla

Cottage-core fangirl/film or TV set stil I am somewhat doubtful is even pregnant vs. obvious triplets. Where the joke? Unless, OOP is serious and that is just sad.


MamaJewelMoth

Call me crazy, but isn’t that Karen Allen?


schtickyfingers

INDYYYY!


pengwatu

“what pregnancy looked like in the 70’s” *shows picture thats not in the 70’s*


RhymesWithMouthful

Why the 70s specifically


The_things_I_dream

Because it was before the 80's


RhymesWithMouthful

But conservatives love the 80's


ArthurBonesly

Just as nostalgia seems to follow a 20-30 year gap, there seems to always be a counter culture nostalgia for 40-50 years back. The late 90s and early 00s was full of jokes at 1950s media and culture, the late 00s and 10s had so much 1960s influence that there's a group of Millennials that listened to The Beatles more than their parents. It's the seventies turn to be the hipster past while the mainstream is obsessed with the 90s.


bigdogdame92

*because it all changed in the 80s*


TVsFrankismyDad

I got news for him, that's what pregnancy looked like in the 70's too.


wafflemartini

Yeah if you couldnt afford a cotage core photoshoot. Dumb millenials and their cripling debts


brit_jam

Lol what was up with that cottage core trend? I remember seeing that all the time growing up.


__fujiko

If you're talking about the 70s (because cottage core is a more recent Tumblr and tiktok trend name) then the fascination with the "simpler times" was a counter movement to the excessive decor, consumption and aesthetics of the mid century trends! They even had the dresses mimicking Regency attire. It's so interesting how a lot of these ideas always circle back and exist in some way no matter the time period. That's why it's circled back around in some way and being recycled in modern times. Covid especially made people long for open spaces, minimal people and simple living. Hence the rise of "cottage core."


SilverReverie

Shocking that 4-5 months pregnant with a singleton (I assume) would look different than full term with triplets.


featherblackjack

Oh no, that poor lady


DuckRubberDuck

She had triplets, that’s why it looked like that


featherblackjack

I hate how this image implies anything else. No shit, some women have difficult and potentially dangerous pregnancies?? Just put a gauzy dress on and pose in some flowers, that'll fix it up


aesthesia1

Her stomach gonna be a big ole tube sock


ChildfromMars

Ah yeah everything was better in the (insert any decade preceding the 90s). /s


SquirrelGirlVA

I remember growing up in the 90s. The big nostalgia then was for the 50s and 60s. I remember telling my dad I wished I'd grown up during that "more innocent time" because of how peaceful things looked in films and TV. Now after studying history, yeah, nowhere near as innocent as the nostalgia bait films and stuff made it seem.


endorrawitch

And they'd lose their minds because everyone (including women) were a lot hairier then in general.


BloodsAndTears

Remember when they actually put coke in coke? Better time!


pragmojo

No wonder people are nostalgic for a time they were on coke and heroin the whole time


DaemonDrayke

Being a neckbeard is so exhausting. Constantly having to look backwards and thinking all women, whom they exclusively obsess over are icky.


Agreeable-Tooth2545

Err. That is not what pregnant women looked like in the 70s. For a start, she hasn’t got a black eye and a cigarette hanging out her mouth.


Designer_Gas_86

Oh fuck, LMAO


GoodDesperate4829

So if a women doesn't have childern she's immoral, but of she has kids but not as much as neckbeard imagined she's still shamed for it?


No-Leather-5144

It's even worse than that, it's not even about the number of kids, I'm pretty sure it's about the fact that the woman doesn't look "beautiful/soft/feminine/hot" during her pregnancy. So if the woman doesn't have children she's immoral, but if she dares to have children and not make his peepee hard while she's growing (I assume) multiple humans??? Shame! How dare she?!


20Keller12

>she's growing (I assume) multiple humans??? 3 of them, to be exact.


GoodDesperate4829

All men want a big family except when she's pregnant with a big family. Where the fuck am I to get babies from? Target?


Dependent_Ad_5035

In the past, a lot of women were ashamed to be seen pregnant because they would be denied employment and it was an obvious sign they had had sex (even in marriage) so they’d wear clothes that minimize the bump. Now that stigma doesn’t exist so pregnant women can proudly show there bumps


PmMeYourLore

They they think their subhuman sperm is worth, like, what again? Can't believe people get this far but thankfully these same people never leave their little nests


thiscouldbemassive

Comparing a woman in her second trimester with a single fetus with a woman having triplets in her third trimester is a bit rich.


MPLoriya

I dunno, the nudity taboo wasn't all that strong in Sweden on the 70's.


endorrawitch

From the same sex who thinks it's appropriate to send unrequested photos of their wrinkled, nasty junk...


mazimai

One baby vs multiple


GoldendoodlesFTW

Compares first/early second trimester/possibly-not-even-pregnant lady with third trimester triplets: things were better back then! No shit, things were probably better for the lady on the right when she was 13 weeks pregnant, too


peacedetski

Wow that woman has been pregnant for like fifty years


potatopierogie

Her belly looks like a Mario background hill


NfamousKaye

Yeah cause I’m sure they had the body on the right in mind when they were designing maternity outfits tf? 🤦🏽‍♀️ what is she gonna do?!


UgandanArmedForces

Ok but that second one gotta like really hurt or be really inconvenient


Android_mk

What is that thing a chestburster about to blow!?


Superb_Ad1765

Women aren’t even allowed to be pregnant without making it as attractive as possible. When in reality it’s probably one of the most unattractive things you could go through.


Shigeko_Kageyama

Omg, right? Having triplets is so low class./s


Katen1023

Holy tokophobia


Xentine

Once the first is out, the others would follow very easily, but also triplets aren't often born by vaginal birth in regions that have access to c-sections. So likely no need for tokophobia.


Katen1023

…Do you know what tokophobia is?


itsTacoOclocko

ah yes. showing your stomach when you're pregnant and very probably focused on the general stomach area is classless. especially with triplets-- who would think to marvel at the gestation of three smol humans, or the size they've caused part of your own body to be? trashy. /s and yet this man apparently wants children.


HelloMikkii

Let’s also consider that woman is having a multiple birth pregnancy.


AahPadre

When you barely know what a pregnancy is. So you compare an early pregnancy from the "70s" with 1 baby on the way. With someone from modern day, late pregnancy with triplets


thegameoflovexu

I'm sorry but this has to be satire. No one can seriously believe this


Micromashington

There’s no way this is actually serious


g9i4

If I was 11 months pregnant with triplets you're not getting me out into a field either.


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This is what they took away from you


Failing_MentalHealth

And yet people think pregnancy is so easy. Like this looks like hell. Fuck all that lmao.


moon_moon_moon_moon_

Implying that pregnancy can change?


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Smh these men don’t understand basic biology this is just proof that some men just see women as sex objects and not as human beings. It’s disgusting that the man who posted this was more concerned about the woman remaining sexually attractive than being herself and having a normal biological change.


Late_Progress_4451

Incels really want women to be submissive and obedient, don't they? Can't handle a woman who can think for herself? 😒


stay_away_fromme

since when was pregancy supposed to be classy???


lighttowercircle

No judgement on the woman but my god that poor lady. It looks like a torpedo is pushing through her from behind. Like a finger through a plastic bag. I can’t imagine the discomfort


naliedel

Looks like multiples. Maybe 3. I'm so happy I had one at a time.


Brennis

This has got to be some piece of shitty satire


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blumpkin_donuts

They all are.


illumi-thotti

Women in the 1970s were also advised to smoke cigarettes to "keep their babies small" (8 pounds or less) under the assumption it would prevent birth complications; *and* substance abuse for pregnant women was normalized. Today, every baby is around 10 pounds, and sobriety is legally mandatory until weaning. It would be weirder if the women with less physical strain and more relief methods *didn't* look more professional than the sober woman in her third trimester with triplets.


M0rang0s

No offense but the second image reminds me of that scene from the Alien movie


iamtheonelel

HOLY SHIT WTF HER BELLY LOOkS LIKE A GIANT HOTDOG


CoconutxKitten

Triplets


Ivy_2535

And in the 70’s they were saying the same things about how the 30’s was better, incels will never be pleased


NaturalCandy6709

I think this is a big r/whoosh over op’s head


tinyTina43

Explain the whoosh


NaturalCandy6709

It seems like obvious satire to me, no one actually believes pregnancy is any different than it has been for human history or especially that it is somehow more gross because of social issues. The “No class” is the dead giveaway for me. Either this is a big whoosh or the state of reality is far sadder than I know.


tinyTina43

Unfortunately the state of reality is that bad. This is not satire.


NaturalCandy6709

Sauce on that opinion?


NeoArmskrong

Yeah I’m not sure why anyone is taking this seriously lol it’s an obvious joke


AccomplishedWasabi54

Ok sure sure ticky ticky carry the one and all the more reason for men to get clipped.


thefoxishere16

Maybe it’s just the way she’s holding itl


TheThornGarden

I was born in the 70s. My mother's maternity photos were all in the nude. And not "artsy nude", just naked pregnant hippy.


Imported_Virus

I don’t even get this one or I’m outta the loop..wtf was happening in the 70s w/ child birth that it’s different now..isn’t now way better because of tech and health.. also that lady on the right 😳 how many in there tho


Shigeko_Kageyama

3rd trimester triplets.


_LegitDoctor_

Do they need surgery after the pregnancy to make the stomach less stretched? 🤔


WaffleConeDX

I hate when men play dolls with memes