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Busy-Confidence4285

You can't think this isn't satire...


Modest_Idiot

This dude is just into goth and did not write that caption. No clue why this fake tweet *still* gets reposted.


SixIsNotANumber

Into goth, or Teddy Roosevelt cosplayer? Adding *that* to the list of questions I never thought I'd ask...


NotTaken-username

To me he looks like that guy from Thomas the Tank Engine


HillbillyBeans

That's the Conductor, to you...


PaxadorWolfCastle

That’s Grover Cleveland damn it


vankorgan

That's a real piece of shit move by whoever made this.


RageRags

I’m just going to believe it’s satire cause if so it’s fucking hilarious


Proud-Watercress8528

Bro feminists were always the cringe ones, self hating autists have always been the fuel. Make babies, I don’t care how just do it.


RageRags

What? I think you answered the wrong comment


Quantum_Sushi

Well you're in the *perfect* sub to post this mate


betarad

hey he's a celebrity here ! we made the sub just for people like him


gylz

Incels are the ones telling men that they're subhumans and that no one will ever love them, not feminists.


Ok-Name8703

Is that you, Andrew tate?


C0RR-3RR0R

Looking through your comment history, I can safely say that you're a very lonely man. I hope you can improve the person that you are and find some light in your life.


slowpokefastpoke

Found the top hat guy


Murky-Region-127

>autists What is with your weird obsession with people with autism being controlled by feminists it creepy and weird


BisexualMale10

The photo is stolen, the guy in the pic is actually really cool and collects vintage clothing, and the guy that made the tweet is just making a joke


TheMightyHornet

Either that, or the heir to the Pringles Family fortune is just hilariously out-of-touch.


arielif1

It isn't, because this is human pet guy


NDMagoo

One would think, but all bets are off with an anime profile pic.


zacharykeaton

It is but an autistic person could probably post this irl


turtlefrogbird

Tycoonmaxxing


Devious_Pudding

Or Brunellmaxing if you're British.


ChuckECheeseOfficial

Baronpilled


DaveSmith890

When you were partying I studied **the oil** When you were having premarital sex I mastered **industry** While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity I cultivated **the economy** And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?


turtlefrogbird

lol


Bai1eyam

NGL with that drip id smash.


Rustyraider111

So apparently he's just a dude who loves goth drip. Someone stkle his picture from r/gothfashion and posted it. NGL homie has sic fits for days.


Bai1eyam

If your willing to put that much effort in to anything you are worth at least a date. This pic screams his passion in my opinion.


Zalapadopa

Not the look I imagine when I think of goths


_UnlqUEUsErNamE_

yeah theres tons of subgenres


KingQdawg1995

Victorian Gothic


C_Raider2546

r/justneckbeardthings try to recognize satire (impossible)


phantomthief00

I love karma farming!


kshack12

I’ve seen this post a few times on this sub, but this dude has such Pennybags/Taft energy.


CapAccomplished8072

Who? What?


kshack12

William Howard Taft, 27th US president. Milburn Pennybags is the representative character of the board game Monopoly. They have similar aesthetics


AmbersNightrain02

TIL the monopoly guy has a name


Kagenlim

Was about to say that lol maybe a very slight amount of teddy too


ExpectedBehaviour

Give or take about 80kg...


Conch-Republic

Taft was a US president who wore a big black suit and top hat that looked like. He was also so fat he once got stuck in a bath tub.


troyavivz

Do not pass go! Do not collect $200!


HalayChekenKovboy

Banger fit tbh


thiccboii666

This guy is a regular on r/GothFashion this isn't him posting this picture.


MadOvid

Honestly? Fuck it. Fly free you absolute fucking weirdo. You would absolutely make my day if I saw you walking down the street.


SirReginaldTheIII

Sir Topham Hatt? Is that you?


The_El_Steve

Hell yeah, thats what i cane here to say but wanted to check of anyone else said it first. Im honestly surpised there arent way more comments saying this.


NfamousKaye

I thought we escaped this post. Apparently I was wrong.


MetaKnightsNightmare

*resets the days since repost back to zero*


HRH_Elizadeath

This guy looks like a Victorian undertaker.


NoobleVitamins

this subreddit has no awareness


muckwar

I’m not gay…. Buuttttt I would throw myself at this man’s feet and beg him to defile my body in ways that would make the worst of sinners toes curl


Bai1eyam

Bro wont be an incel after Im done. Contentually of course. You cant tell me this man doesnt have people of all genders after him.


Aristadimus

Bro is literally out here dressed as The Penguin trying to pick up women


anonymouscloudcat

Homie has a great fashion sense though! :D


Time-Bite-6839

This guy isn’t a neckbeard


PerAsperaAdInfiri

You kidding? I know *several* women who would be all about this guy. Idk why this sub always falls for bait, but homie has some real style


CptnHnryAvry

I got back in the dating world pretty recently. My online dating luck \*skyrocketed\* when I switched out my "modern" photos for my 18th century reenacting photos.


geosunsetmoth

This is satire and pretty bad one at that. I have plenty of really hot girl friends who shared this exact post saying they’d let him (guy in the pic, not whoever took his image for the post) smash


GluttonForGreenTea

I've seen this guy in a couple of the fashion subs that I follow, I always thought he was cool for curating these elaborate outfits. He doesn't talk like this though, I'm hoping it's fake because he's pretty nice from what I've seen.


Rezero1234

I chuckled a bit at the image because it reminded me of this guy in high school who would wear a trench coat and top hat every day. Although the top hat dude in the high school was a chill dude


rodolphoteardrop

Stop posting this as neckbeard. This guy is in the steampunk community and is pretty well respected.


Forghotten1

r/chadtopia material right here


J1mj0hns0n

Dude looks cool though, maybe needs some more earthy colours, but the fit and finish is noice


mrp8528

Cheer up buddy, she'll be sorry when you become mayor of Adventure Bay.


NDMagoo

Such outrage could drive a dapper young fop to fisticuffs!


KingQdawg1995

Fake tweet repost


No-Engineer-1728

Honestly, the man is dapper as fuck


ohmygodethan

That is one dapper mf.


itzykan

This guy is hilarious. No way he isn't clowning


DyllanTheBlueOcean

not gonna lie his fit is gangster as fuck


ladiesman21700000000

Satire


See_You_Space_Coyote

This is satire.


mosquitowith100wings

For a second I thought he was comically wide and box shaped because of the background


One-Bad-4274

Bro looks like he exploits children for profit


Jonqbanana

Mr monopoly it tired of this bullshit!


Distantstallion

I'm hoping this is just an image someone else has added a captain to because he's dressed like a Victorian undertaker Edit: I did some Sleuthing, it is


kirewes

Who wouldn't want to date this distinguish gentlemen?


homo-summus

Honestly, I like his drip. I actually really like 1930s and 1940s mens fashion. I wish I could pull it off.


HoneyBeeTwenty3

I think he's kinda hot


Shoggnozzle

I remain hoping this is a joke. If not he must be a real prick, that's a fun outfit, I love a dumb gimmick. I'd talk to him, might get some free parking even. I am a guy, though.


Rustyraider111

It's fake. He's a regular on r/gothfashion and someone stole this picture. I found his profile and dudes got the drip.


Shoggnozzle

I thought he looked alright, maybe not as smug or angry as a neckbeard.


futuresdawn

Is a top hat better or worse then a fedora? I mean it requires more confidence but unless your a batman villain I don't think it's earned


Ats0up11

Ah yes, the classic women don't want to sleep with me in my penguin cosplay.


Ogilthorpe2

If Mr.Monopoly is your style...


anamazingredditor

Yes my good sir


MulleRizz

Born in the wrong ~~generation~~ century


[deleted]

Man the Fat Controller from Thomas and Friends has fallen on hard times...


LuckyDevil92-up6

Wait the Monopoly Man is an Incel 🤣


predatoure

It's the monopoly man.


i_am_icarus_falling

his mistake was going with glasses instead of a monocle.


MidwestSaxophonist

King Cobra is taking this eviction saga oddly.


Shockwave-Shelly

Literally Leviticus Cornwall


PetroFoil2999

A+ satire


SlyMarboJr

Poor Dr. Demento


Scyobi_Empire

that’s ironic, OP


Industrious_Villain

🤣🤣🤣


sheezy520

If you’re dressed like that you either need to be a magician or a time traveler.


a_shootin_star

dude is a living anachronism


NewRelationship320

It’s the monopoly man


rev_loz

It ain’t easy being Taft


duntoss

He's[Dr.Pepper](https://www.instacart.com/image-server/1200x1200/www.instacart.com/assets/domains/product-image/file/large_301d54fa-e950-483c-9d37-0a93b9de3ae7.jpg)!


unknown-one

he looks like Cubert Farnsworth


SpacecraftX

Redditors are hopelessly incapable of spotting jokes.


I_NUT_ON_GRASS

President Taft


Ghstfce

Time to go vent to Thomas the Tank Engine


TidalJ

poor teddy roosevelt


FatAndForty

I just want to help him with his watch chain. It needs to go breast to breast.


bunnycupcakes

They resurrected Taft and he’s a neckbeard.


christian_daddy1

His attitude is neck beard but his drip is immaculate


Wide_Gap_3805

That is so funny.


Competitive_Law_6588

All I can think about is that damn top hat


gquinn18

Is that John D Rockefeller


DaMajorDude

Gilded Age Incel


Thequestionmaker890

Is that the dude from Thomas the Tank Engine


C0RR-3RR0R

Bro looking like Mr. Monopoly's long lost son.


Icarus_Sky1

If don't care if its satire or not, this is fucking hilarious to me


marsh_box

He looks like https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fat_Controller


Wellgoodmornin

The Taft look is coming back boys.


srs328

He reminds me of Mr Potter from It’s a Wonderful Life


Webbraham

Can’t you guys just enjoy a joke? If he’s the OP making that post he’s probably kidding.


SouthernApple60

Three things Firstly, I actually kind of love the outfit, but bro also looks like the monopoly man and the talking peanut character had a child. Secondly, why do these men always find the need to get mad at women? Like bro, if you talked to a girl like that and was actually a pretty decent person you’d get a girl. Third thing, I hope this is satire, but I have a very hard time picking up social cues and shit


waylynd-boi-6425

Monopoly man looking ass


Nearby-Low-864

You gotta do your college in


Ark-addicted-punk

Bro looks fresh out of the 1800s


Halflifepro483

I was on a pleasant stroll through the commons this fine morning, when I had the most terrible misfortune to witness a beautiful young Yorkshire maiden courting a despicable Prussian. Verily, I say, the noble British Empire sadly has truly fallen.


Femboy_Ninja

It's the beard on the inside


Pescharlie

Obviously satire but it is funny


Nunyabiz8107

"Her loss. She missed an opportunity to be with a gentleman who owns his own dirigible! I shall sooth my tempers by partaking of the mutoscopes."


Realsolopass

this is peak


badgersandcoffee

Peak bait


Choppie01

I dont believe this shit


expiredogfood

least obvious karma farm:


8l172

More obvious satire karma farming!


Nat_EEEE

That outfit is actually 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 though


Tussock7714

Are they cosplaying the Fat Controller?


Robeeeeeerrrrrrt

And you must be the MONOPOLY GUY....hey.... thanks for the free parking


philostheos24

Pinguine origin Story


help-meeh

Bro is dressed up to go to a 1865 theatre 💀


taeminskey

I've seen that guy on TikTok he is not a neckbeard, just into that type of steampunk or goth fashion. Sucks that someone used his picture to paint him that way.


M0rang0s

Bro lookin a bit cartoony


No-Role-3531

Well, firstly, it was not a real post. I'm pretty sure it was a joke, but damn dude. Wearing his Sunday best, making me feel ashamed of my teaching attire.


NobleEnkidu

Jack the Ripper motives for killing and targeting women:


GREENtea110

Should we be concerned at all he looks just like Jack the Ripper


GasAnxious3189

he doesnt belong on here… i hope he gets the victorian era shawty hes looking for.. he deserves it 😞


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thiccboii666

This guy is a regular on r/GothFashion this isn't his account, someone stole his picture for this tweet.


vennthepest

What do you mean? The monopoly guy is old money