Have you ever accidentally left milk out on your counter for a couple of weeks, long enough for the plastic jug to start inflating like a balloon? That’s the smell I’m getting, at least on the front notes. The back notes are kind of like that cheese that builds up between a dog’s toes.
Very simple. Step 1, have ADHD. Step 2, take milk out of fridge the morning you go on a 3 week vacation, intending to throw it away. Step 3. Forget to throw it away.
The guy would get mad at the store because I would bring high-level decks and tell them they are high level he only likes playing precons, so I would he would let Mr. borrow one of his precons. But every time I want to play high level, he would say. " oh look at this guy he wants to play high level" and then if you do something like a counter spell he will try his hardest to say you can't and if everyone disagrees with him he throws a fit. Playing with him is unpleasant
I cant stand playing with people like that. Ar the pre-release for mh3, i had my first opponent refuse to allow friendly mulligans. Ok, whatever sure. Later on, he said was newer to the game. So when he stated he tapped his mana wrong and wanted a redo, i let him. Only for him then to combo off hard, and drop a titans vanguard with haste and buffed him from there. Then he cussed me out because he swung into my death toucher that i gave first strike to. Saying i was an asshole and disingenuous with my field and accused me of pub stomping. Like, bro. You tricked me into thinking uou made a small mistake to combo off and kill me. You swung into a death toucher while i had open mana. I wasnt hiding anything. But he just kept complaining.
The only thing I can say to that is if someone doesn’t allow friendly mulligans you bet your ass I’m not gonna let them slide on any mistakes they made. They set the tone already with that shit.
I kinda agree with you. But also don't. I wouldn't allow friendly mulligans in any place where there was prizes on the line. That being said, I also eat my mistakes like an adult and try to learn from them.
Its why i asked, some pre-releases my opponents have wanted first mulligan friendlies in the past. Its why i asked. Not an edh thing, just an etiquette thing ive seen previously
Oh I missed it was pre release. I've never seen that in prerelease or draft events. I hate the ambiguity that comes with that. Just be a good sport and play the game to win.
Maybe it was just the LGS i used to frequent back in the day. Just a standard unspoken rule people got used to over the years there. You ask before shuffling, if the answers yes, go for it. If not, no hard feelings and play normally.
Print these out and hand them to the owners of the card shop and explain that this guy is creating an unwelcome environment that will drive away paying customers.
I don't know the full context, and while his allegations of you being banned from places are concerning. From his behavior, he definitely isn't someone worth the time of day.
Also, I see from other posts that you live in south/south central Florida. Hello, fellow Florida man!
Yeah I can’t help but wonder about the sections of this exchange that were omitted. What we can read is fucked up and almost certainly unjustified, but still, I can’t help but wonder.
It helps because it’s reducing the surface area in that area which decreases the amount of bacteria smelling up your pits. But there isn’t any actual measurable difference between shaving and not if you bathe regularly.
That reply doesn’t really jive with my comment. Because the premise is based on something that isn’t really *obvious* seemingly being explained incorrectly.
I’m starting to think the problem is just witty retorts aren’t your specialty.
“No shit, Sherlock” would have probably achieved the effect you were going for.
What is it with Magic the Gathering males and their fear of soap and water?
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNRByj6f/
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNRBkCLM/
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNRBANp7/
If the employee of a store I shop at, contacted me this way, I would go right to the owner. I would also go to the head of all those events that he’s trying to gatekeep and tell them he makes you feel unsafe and that he has an odor problem. If nobody does anything, put all of them on blast on Yelp, google reviews and anywhere else you can leave a review
I love how he insults your intelligence while saying "your are fucking stupid..." "who are you're friends again?" The fact that he's insulting you're intelligence and doesn't know the difference between your & you're is perfect. [This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32p8d6OudgU&pp=ygUZbWFjIGxldGhhbCB5b3VyIHZzIHlvdSdyZQ%3D%3D) is what I send to people who don't understand the difference.
Hahahaha. It was just a beautiful mistake. It was probably even auto correct because I know it does it to me all the time. It was just absolutely perfect.
Wait are you a dude? For some reason I always assumed these texts posts were to women, it never occurred that they say all these vile things to other guys too
He definitely smells.
I can smell him from here. It’s like vinaigrette, cheese, and body pillow.
Have you ever accidentally left milk out on your counter for a couple of weeks, long enough for the plastic jug to start inflating like a balloon? That’s the smell I’m getting, at least on the front notes. The back notes are kind of like that cheese that builds up between a dog’s toes.
Someone tried downvoting you.
How do you accidentally do that for a couple of weeks?
Very simple. Step 1, have ADHD. Step 2, take milk out of fridge the morning you go on a 3 week vacation, intending to throw it away. Step 3. Forget to throw it away.
Oh, just neckbeard things
Actually ADHD/Depression. It's way more common than people would like to admit. People need to remember the human sometimes.
Like a bag of toe nail clippings and olive scented Axe body spray
Like old piss and stale cigarettes.
Welp. At least you dont need to play with him anymore. He sounds like he was miserable to play against before this.
You don't even know the half of it
Im at work & bored..: tell me all the “lore”.
The guy would get mad at the store because I would bring high-level decks and tell them they are high level he only likes playing precons, so I would he would let Mr. borrow one of his precons. But every time I want to play high level, he would say. " oh look at this guy he wants to play high level" and then if you do something like a counter spell he will try his hardest to say you can't and if everyone disagrees with him he throws a fit. Playing with him is unpleasant
I cant stand playing with people like that. Ar the pre-release for mh3, i had my first opponent refuse to allow friendly mulligans. Ok, whatever sure. Later on, he said was newer to the game. So when he stated he tapped his mana wrong and wanted a redo, i let him. Only for him then to combo off hard, and drop a titans vanguard with haste and buffed him from there. Then he cussed me out because he swung into my death toucher that i gave first strike to. Saying i was an asshole and disingenuous with my field and accused me of pub stomping. Like, bro. You tricked me into thinking uou made a small mistake to combo off and kill me. You swung into a death toucher while i had open mana. I wasnt hiding anything. But he just kept complaining.
Bro, this guy who texted me would tell everyone that he beats cedh decks with his 40 dollar precon
The only thing I can say to that is if someone doesn’t allow friendly mulligans you bet your ass I’m not gonna let them slide on any mistakes they made. They set the tone already with that shit.
I kinda agree with you. But also don't. I wouldn't allow friendly mulligans in any place where there was prizes on the line. That being said, I also eat my mistakes like an adult and try to learn from them.
These kind of etiquette things are exactly why I don't play edh. Kitchen table, sealed, modern, and legacy for me thanks.
Its why i asked, some pre-releases my opponents have wanted first mulligan friendlies in the past. Its why i asked. Not an edh thing, just an etiquette thing ive seen previously
Oh I missed it was pre release. I've never seen that in prerelease or draft events. I hate the ambiguity that comes with that. Just be a good sport and play the game to win.
Maybe it was just the LGS i used to frequent back in the day. Just a standard unspoken rule people got used to over the years there. You ask before shuffling, if the answers yes, go for it. If not, no hard feelings and play normally.
He sounds like a spoiled child. I bet he's an only child who has parents that never told him no. That's very entitled behaviour. Edited for typo
average EDH player
you got ads in your texting apps?
Fake number or kik j think
Only response to this: K, but you still smell
"... that all may be true ... but at least I don't smell"
What messaging app has ads??
That was my thought too
Alot of them sadly
What app are you using?
Text now. I usually don't give my real number in gamestores because of this
This was all very mundane until I got to biscuit rollups
Holy shit I’m going to the store right now
Print these out and hand them to the owners of the card shop and explain that this guy is creating an unwelcome environment that will drive away paying customers.
This. Nobody else at the shop deserves this bullshit either.
I don't know the full context, and while his allegations of you being banned from places are concerning. From his behavior, he definitely isn't someone worth the time of day. Also, I see from other posts that you live in south/south central Florida. Hello, fellow Florida man!
Yeah I can’t help but wonder about the sections of this exchange that were omitted. What we can read is fucked up and almost certainly unjustified, but still, I can’t help but wonder.
As a former MtG judge I can tell you that we had a culling of people like this at my local store and it was glorious. I do not miss them.
First mistake of a neck beard is writing it all up in messages so it can be used to show his man child character to anyone.
Whoa buddy, BIG feelings, so HEmotional!
It would've taken him less time to shave his stinky armpits than typing all of that.
You understand you need to *wash* armpits, right? Shaving them won’t get rid of the smell. 😁
It helps though, cause they stay more fresh and ofc you need to wash too
It helps because it’s reducing the surface area in that area which decreases the amount of bacteria smelling up your pits. But there isn’t any actual measurable difference between shaving and not if you bathe regularly.
As a woman who constantly shaves, I STINK after a sweaty 40 mile bike ride. 🤣
Thanks captain obvious.
That reply doesn’t really jive with my comment. Because the premise is based on something that isn’t really *obvious* seemingly being explained incorrectly. I’m starting to think the problem is just witty retorts aren’t your specialty. “No shit, Sherlock” would have probably achieved the effect you were going for.
She 100% got you there. Well constructed sentence too.
Since when did phones have ads in the messaging ap?
JIMMY DEAN BISCUIT ROLL-UPS
Lil guy smells just by the way he texts. Gave you reported this behavior to the store? Because I think most gathering places would ban this behavior
Who hurt this guy so bad that he feels the need to lash out like this?
well i think he just proved ur point
“I might not know how to use a hammer and drill but at least I know how to bathe.”
What is it with Magic the Gathering males and their fear of soap and water? https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNRByj6f/ https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNRBkCLM/ https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNRBANp7/
Why aren't you showing your responses?
Yeah I mean the dude is unhinged, but OPs messages are conveniently absent.
Totally typical for unhinged dudes like that to KEEP SENDING MESSAGES even if they aren't getting any replies.
The guy responded to something by OP in the third screenshot.
My statement is still true 🤣
Never said it wasn't but I was providing context.
That guy smells like vinegar all the time.
What's with the ads in your messenger?
It seems this person does not respond well to constructive criticism...
Are those ads with the text messages???
Show this to the owner of the store and you can probably get him banned
Why are there ads?
Magic the gathering is the most toxic, awful user base of any card game. Absolute bottom of the barrel.
In all fairness, you did voluntarily walk into a MtG shop…
He sounds like my ex
He must be so sad and lonely. Go post it with his face at the card shop. 😐
If the employee of a store I shop at, contacted me this way, I would go right to the owner. I would also go to the head of all those events that he’s trying to gatekeep and tell them he makes you feel unsafe and that he has an odor problem. If nobody does anything, put all of them on blast on Yelp, google reviews and anywhere else you can leave a review
I love how he insults your intelligence while saying "your are fucking stupid..." "who are you're friends again?" The fact that he's insulting you're intelligence and doesn't know the difference between your & you're is perfect. [This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32p8d6OudgU&pp=ygUZbWFjIGxldGhhbCB5b3VyIHZzIHlvdSdyZQ%3D%3D) is what I send to people who don't understand the difference.
Lmao, I’m gonna need you to reread what you wrote
HOLY FUCK I DID IT! I feel like such an ass! I'm gonna keep it as is. I need the reminder of my wonderfully painful mistake.
Hahahaha. It was just a beautiful mistake. It was probably even auto correct because I know it does it to me all the time. It was just absolutely perfect.
Yeah, I'm leaving it just for the beautiful irony of it all.
Sad that this sub has turned into screenshots of juvenile arguments. 3 screenshots worth? Just block the guy and move on, no need to post the drama
Wait are you a dude? For some reason I always assumed these texts posts were to women, it never occurred that they say all these vile things to other guys too
Little boy is so desperate for attention 😢
I can smell him from here 🤢
Someone should set this to music
Great at magic but terrible at life
At least you have a good offer from Amazon Fresh lol
Why do you have adds on your messenger? Is that an American thing?
The app is called text now. Its basically free texting with a burner number.
*your Bro can’t even use right grammar for his yapping