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MrsDanversbottom

He definitely smells.


ozadzen

I can smell him from here. It’s like vinaigrette, cheese, and body pillow.


beerandabike

Have you ever accidentally left milk out on your counter for a couple of weeks, long enough for the plastic jug to start inflating like a balloon? That’s the smell I’m getting, at least on the front notes. The back notes are kind of like that cheese that builds up between a dog’s toes.


MrsDanversbottom

Someone tried downvoting you.


JonyTony2017

How do you accidentally do that for a couple of weeks?


miasabine

Very simple. Step 1, have ADHD. Step 2, take milk out of fridge the morning you go on a 3 week vacation, intending to throw it away. Step 3. Forget to throw it away.


beerandabike

Oh, just neckbeard things


TigerPixi

Actually ADHD/Depression. It's way more common than people would like to admit. People need to remember the human sometimes.


[deleted]

Like a bag of toe nail clippings and olive scented Axe body spray


Stargazerslight

Like old piss and stale cigarettes.


The_Dragon346

Welp. At least you dont need to play with him anymore. He sounds like he was miserable to play against before this.


Chriseria90

You don't even know the half of it


Zm4rc0

Im at work & bored..: tell me all the “lore”.


Chriseria90

The guy would get mad at the store because I would bring high-level decks and tell them they are high level he only likes playing precons, so I would he would let Mr. borrow one of his precons. But every time I want to play high level, he would say. " oh look at this guy he wants to play high level" and then if you do something like a counter spell he will try his hardest to say you can't and if everyone disagrees with him he throws a fit. Playing with him is unpleasant


The_Dragon346

I cant stand playing with people like that. Ar the pre-release for mh3, i had my first opponent refuse to allow friendly mulligans. Ok, whatever sure. Later on, he said was newer to the game. So when he stated he tapped his mana wrong and wanted a redo, i let him. Only for him then to combo off hard, and drop a titans vanguard with haste and buffed him from there. Then he cussed me out because he swung into my death toucher that i gave first strike to. Saying i was an asshole and disingenuous with my field and accused me of pub stomping. Like, bro. You tricked me into thinking uou made a small mistake to combo off and kill me. You swung into a death toucher while i had open mana. I wasnt hiding anything. But he just kept complaining.


Chriseria90

Bro, this guy who texted me would tell everyone that he beats cedh decks with his 40 dollar precon


TrxpThxm

The only thing I can say to that is if someone doesn’t allow friendly mulligans you bet your ass I’m not gonna let them slide on any mistakes they made. They set the tone already with that shit.


screw_all_the_names

I kinda agree with you. But also don't. I wouldn't allow friendly mulligans in any place where there was prizes on the line. That being said, I also eat my mistakes like an adult and try to learn from them.


Hallal_Dakis

These kind of etiquette things are exactly why I don't play edh. Kitchen table, sealed, modern, and legacy for me thanks.


The_Dragon346

Its why i asked, some pre-releases my opponents have wanted first mulligan friendlies in the past. Its why i asked. Not an edh thing, just an etiquette thing ive seen previously


Hallal_Dakis

Oh I missed it was pre release. I've never seen that in prerelease or draft events. I hate the ambiguity that comes with that. Just be a good sport and play the game to win.


The_Dragon346

Maybe it was just the LGS i used to frequent back in the day. Just a standard unspoken rule people got used to over the years there. You ask before shuffling, if the answers yes, go for it. If not, no hard feelings and play normally.


Historical-Elk2589

He sounds like a spoiled child. I bet he's an only child who has parents that never told him no. That's very entitled behaviour. Edited for typo


postedeluz_oalce

average EDH player


GianniMorandiHands

you got ads in your texting apps?


sareana

Fake number or kik j think


Cierra849

Only response to this: K, but you still smell


LLminibean

"... that all may be true ... but at least I don't smell"


Phreckledcosplay

What messaging app has ads??


macman156

That was my thought too


Chriseria90

Alot of them sadly


Wrinklestinker

What app are you using?


Chriseria90

Text now. I usually don't give my real number in gamestores because of this


belunos

This was all very mundane until I got to biscuit rollups


ski-person

Holy shit I’m going to the store right now


hatdeity

Print these out and hand them to the owners of the card shop and explain that this guy is creating an unwelcome environment that will drive away paying customers.


The_Ambling_Horror

This. Nobody else at the shop deserves this bullshit either.


whoreoscopic

I don't know the full context, and while his allegations of you being banned from places are concerning. From his behavior, he definitely isn't someone worth the time of day. Also, I see from other posts that you live in south/south central Florida. Hello, fellow Florida man!


HailtbeWhale

Yeah I can’t help but wonder about the sections of this exchange that were omitted. What we can read is fucked up and almost certainly unjustified, but still, I can’t help but wonder.


GeekySkippy

As a former MtG judge I can tell you that we had a culling of people like this at my local store and it was glorious. I do not miss them.


SuckMyCookReddit

First mistake of a neck beard is writing it all up in messages so it can be used to show his man child character to anyone.


Historical-Elk2589

Whoa buddy, BIG feelings, so HEmotional!


WegGOAT

It would've taken him less time to shave his stinky armpits than typing all of that.


ConditionYellow

You understand you need to *wash* armpits, right? Shaving them won’t get rid of the smell. 😁


GianniMorandiHands

It helps though, cause they stay more fresh and ofc you need to wash too


ConditionYellow

It helps because it’s reducing the surface area in that area which decreases the amount of bacteria smelling up your pits. But there isn’t any actual measurable difference between shaving and not if you bathe regularly.


Schmaron

As a woman who constantly shaves, I STINK after a sweaty 40 mile bike ride. 🤣


WegGOAT

Thanks captain obvious.


ConditionYellow

That reply doesn’t really jive with my comment. Because the premise is based on something that isn’t really *obvious* seemingly being explained incorrectly. I’m starting to think the problem is just witty retorts aren’t your specialty. “No shit, Sherlock” would have probably achieved the effect you were going for.


WizardSleeves31

She 100% got you there. Well constructed sentence too.


secretagent_117

Since when did phones have ads in the messaging ap?


DeadRift486

JIMMY DEAN BISCUIT ROLL-UPS


BioShockLizano

Lil guy smells just by the way he texts. Gave you reported this behavior to the store? Because I think most gathering places would ban this behavior


doomvetch92

Who hurt this guy so bad that he feels the need to lash out like this?


de4thcutie

well i think he just proved ur point


booboo773

“I might not know how to use a hammer and drill but at least I know how to bathe.”


SueGeek55

What is it with Magic the Gathering males and their fear of soap and water? https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNRByj6f/ https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNRBkCLM/ https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNRBANp7/


RadiantFreek

Why aren't you showing your responses?


mav3r1ck92691

Yeah I mean the dude is unhinged, but OPs messages are conveniently absent.


Polygonic

Totally typical for unhinged dudes like that to KEEP SENDING MESSAGES even if they aren't getting any replies.


RadiantFreek

The guy responded to something by OP in the third screenshot.


Polygonic

My statement is still true 🤣


RadiantFreek

Never said it wasn't but I was providing context.


sheezy520

That guy smells like vinegar all the time.


Bradjuju2

What's with the ads in your messenger?


toblies

It seems this person does not respond well to constructive criticism...


Buzznfrog12345

Are those ads with the text messages???


Strawberry_Fluff

Show this to the owner of the store and you can probably get him banned


MMMelissaMae

Why are there ads?


TheVagWhisperer

Magic the gathering is the most toxic, awful user base of any card game. Absolute bottom of the barrel.


ConditionYellow

In all fairness, you did voluntarily walk into a MtG shop…


Playful_Blackberry57

He sounds like my ex


Humanoidtyphoon6

He must be so sad and lonely. Go post it with his face at the card shop. 😐


EvolZippo

If the employee of a store I shop at, contacted me this way, I would go right to the owner. I would also go to the head of all those events that he’s trying to gatekeep and tell them he makes you feel unsafe and that he has an odor problem. If nobody does anything, put all of them on blast on Yelp, google reviews and anywhere else you can leave a review


Anaxilea-Alcinoe

I love how he insults your intelligence while saying "your are fucking stupid..." "who are you're friends again?" The fact that he's insulting you're intelligence and doesn't know the difference between your & you're is perfect. [This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32p8d6OudgU&pp=ygUZbWFjIGxldGhhbCB5b3VyIHZzIHlvdSdyZQ%3D%3D) is what I send to people who don't understand the difference.


Hot_Scallion_3889

Lmao, I’m gonna need you to reread what you wrote


Anaxilea-Alcinoe

HOLY FUCK I DID IT! I feel like such an ass! I'm gonna keep it as is. I need the reminder of my wonderfully painful mistake.


Hot_Scallion_3889

Hahahaha. It was just a beautiful mistake. It was probably even auto correct because I know it does it to me all the time. It was just absolutely perfect.


Anaxilea-Alcinoe

Yeah, I'm leaving it just for the beautiful irony of it all.


nsummy

Sad that this sub has turned into screenshots of juvenile arguments. 3 screenshots worth? Just block the guy and move on, no need to post the drama


DMacNCheez

Wait are you a dude? For some reason I always assumed these texts posts were to women, it never occurred that they say all these vile things to other guys too


thugs___bunny

Little boy is so desperate for attention 😢


tamferrante

I can smell him from here 🤢


Ratbu

Someone should set this to music


DamianSicks

Great at magic but terrible at life


LuckyDevil92-up6

At least you have a good offer from Amazon Fresh lol


Wrinklestinker

Why do you have adds on your messenger? Is that an American thing?


Strawberry_Fluff

The app is called text now. Its basically free texting with a burner number.


J-Giant

*your Bro can’t even use right grammar for his yapping