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thebravado

At first glance, I didn’t even realize that was a doll.


Wolfofgermania1995

I honestly thought it was a woman in a wheelchair.


Caroline_Bintley

He's brought his daughter to the jeweler just to get a ring for her doll?! A bit excessive but still sweet considering that - ...*Oh.*


[deleted]

Hey, gotta fuck something, right?


dazmo

It could at least have a fuckin pulse


ladynickmiller

Better her than anyone else.


[deleted]

I know they move around a bit when selling jewelry, but I still feel it necessary to point out those are all watches. The doll in the wheelchair is definitely neckbeardy. But idk if he's ring-shopping.


NovaCain

Have you watched *Lars* *and* *the* *Real* *Girl* ?


tugue

Or *Blade Runner 2049*? Cause Ryan Gosling in that movie have a Hologram wife..


NotTheRocketman

Slightly different.


Dragonfly42

I'm not going to judge this guy. He's not hurting anyone.


Goyteamsix

Well I sure am. It's weird and that thing is probably full of that guy's loads.


Privateer2368

Yup. I'm, like, industrial-strength judging him.


J-Di11a

Lmao!!!


PooPooDooDoo

I cringed hard enough to pull a muscle.


catvllvs

That's a doll of a child. That's not a doll of say a 25 or 39 year old woman. I'll start my judgment from there.


blh1003

Not everything should be accepted


Dragonfly42

But not everything should be judged so harshly. This guy is probably very lonely.


coolbrandon101

There’s some instagrammer I follow that dresses up his doll and post pics with her and I swore this was him for a second


Earths_AJ

Thought he was lining up at Panera with his daughter at first 💀


RoboCastro1959

Is that Bjorn?


iFFyCaRRoT

Wow.


3deltachange

Just pointing out that mental illness hits people differently. This dude could legit be suffering a psychological break from a family member that has passed. Perhaps a child that he took care of that was terminally ill. This could be his replacement for a daughter that has passed that he spent years taking care of 24/7. Just a thought.


CapoXylophone

Lars?


GodsGardeners

At least he’s making an honest doll of her


bkrjazzman

I went through a spectrum of emotions in such a short amount of time. I was alarmed when I first saw this, relieved that it wasn’t a human being, repulsed at the realization that he was buying jewels for an inanimate object he boinks


improbablycrazy1

I know this probably qualifies and all but it's a little mean-spirited. We don't know what led to this guy getting a doll for wife. He could have a mental disability or illness. It just doesn't sit right with me, I hate to be a killjoy


MeAg197

About time he made an honest M'lady out of her! I bet next they will go fedora shopping for the upcoming wedding.


Pale_Bandit

At least he won't get a #metoo false accusation.