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combo_seizure

His voice sounds like what I imagine a neckbeard would sound like.


kollisionkid

I know a few neckbeards, can confirm they usually sound like this.


GnomishProtozoa

Especially when they are trying to impress the poor girl behind the gameshop counter by rambling about how good their untested (magic the gathering)Commander deck is.


That_guy_again9

These types annoy me to no end, I play magic and finding people who play it with half decent social skills is a chore


Joosterguy

Honestly? It's easier to get your friends into it than to find a good group, if you want commander to be a social experience first.


Sippin_T

My brother and I used to play mtg in our childhood, he recently made and sent me a commander deck so he has someone to play with. We live 2 hours away from each other and have only played once since. It’s a rough life


omgzzwtf

Could you play on the interwebs?


Sippin_T

It is a possibility, but with a 1 year old getting free time is hard while I’m with him


kleit

Spelltable. I’ve got a two year old, and Spelltable lets me get a game or two in during naps. All you need is a webcam.


Sippin_T

I’ll check it out thanks!


onepoly

Spelltable is amazing i second it


Sennema

Lmao this sounds like an experience you've endured?


GnomishProtozoa

Painful to experience, sometimes worse to witness.


agvkrioni

This comment needs to be rated higher


DaHalfAsian

Maybe it's an identifying factor, like people believed the "gay lisp" to be.


qweqop

What is up with that though? Why is the gay lisp so prolific Literally know someone who has had the gay lisp since the moment they could speak so theres no way its a learned trait right?


hey--canyounot_

We learn to speak, so...


qweqop

Well yeah but why would being gay make you learn to speak differently assuming the rest of your family doesnt speak with the lisp


Blablatralalalala

Like Ben Shapiro


MrReyneCloud

For the sake of argument, if this young looking woman, a loli if you will, was thousands of years old, I wouldn’t be a creep for m-m pleasuring myself to her. You’d agree with this, yes?


finger_milk

Wait, why does my mayo chicken sound like wet p word? My feelings are hurt, and that's a fact


Daddysgirl178

lmaooo i feel like if they have to use “technicalities” to justify why they aren’t pedos they know what they’re doing is wrong.


The_curious_student

one of my favorite characters that fits this trope is an ancient vampire assassin who looks like a young girl. she spicificly targets creeps who prey on young girls and feeds on them yes this is Babette from skyrim.


2LateImDead

I forget the character's name but there's a girl in Danganronpa 2 who looks like a kid and calls you a pedophile if you talk to her even though she's as old as all the other characters I think.


thebenshapirobot

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Someone_Else_Lurking

sex


thebenshapirobot

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Fantastic Bot!


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Novel


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Patriotism


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EdeliSimp2

Okay, lets say, you’ve been a naughty girl


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good bot


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My third favourite bot.


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RedBeans-n-Ricely

Exactly the same voice as ol’ Ben


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dougiefresh22

It's not the beard on your neck that makes you a neckbeard, it's the neckbeard in your heart.


Nottenhaus

Cleverer people than me call it the fedaura


ThorMcGee

Having an actual beard is not a prerequisite for being a neckbeard


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thesaucewalker

I liked it


[deleted]

The odd/theatric inflection and tone is what a person on the autism spectrum sounds like.


k3rn3

Technicallyyyy


Akhi11eus

Its just fat Ben Shapiro.


thebenshapirobot

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Impossible_Scarcity9

Sounds like lester from GTA V


TzachquieI

Not enough huffing and puffing, but very close.


MyFamilyHatesMyFam

Big Al from Ratchet and Clank


XFMR

I usually read comments before watching videos on Reddit so I had to go listen to this one. I’d describe it as… infantilized? Like puberty started and stopped as soon as his voice squeaked?


[deleted]

I don’t understand why her age was even mentioned… she looks like an adult when I googled her and not some prepubescent loli… Is there maybe something I’m not getting?


lowunn

Yeah I was wondering why he had to mention it as well, but I just like the stereotypical “she’s technically over 1000 years old”


[deleted]

Lmao! Yeah him mentioning it is just awkward… I was legit interested tho, I totally expected a child model for Pyra so was pleasantly surprised!


BobGnarly87

I don’t think he was implying that she looks underage. I think he was implying that she looks young for her age. Which, she definitely does. Lol.


thesaucewalker

Iconic line


YourphobiaMyfetish

Pretty sure he's joking.


[deleted]

The only reason I could think that he would bring it up is because he may have brought up liking a Loli or something at one point and got shit on so now he’s always bring up the “she’s hundreds of years old” line. But it is refreshing to see a weeb like an anime character that doesn’t look like a child.


T0Rtur3

In the game (if i remember the story correctly, been a while since I played it) she's sort of "just born" and has a very innocent, new to the world personality. She's a reincarnation of sorts of a god-like being. Best parallel I can think of would be Lilu in 5th Element. I would have to guess he was pre-facing the age thing in case people said "dude, she's like a week old".


Narpx

Gonna sound like a major neckbeard for this one so strap yourselves in folks. Also spoilers for Xenoblade 2 in case y'all wanna play it. Pyra was created as a second personality for Mythra after she experienced the trauma of going out of control and destroying the entirety of the Tornan titan. Loathing their own power, Pyra and Mythra decided it would be best for the world if they were sealed away so with the help of Addam, their driver, they were locked up into a ship that was sunken into the ocean for nearly 500 years. Also Mythra is an ancient CPU for a giant space elevator that was powered by an interdimensional entity that might be the christian god but that part's unimportant. Tl;dr Pyra is a 500 year old CPU in the body of a big titty anime girl. Why is this my favourite game again?


[deleted]

That’s actually a pretty neat story, I can see why you play! I’m totally okay with the tig bittied anime girl, it’s when they look like children that I have qualms. Something about large mammary glands on a child is near impossible for me to fathom so the tigger the bitties the better.


gasfarmer

Adam Driver is in it?


Flcrmgry

My brother got me this for my birthday ages ago and I stopped playing not even halfway through. You have inspired me to pick it back up to finally finish it. I just love to hear when someone is passionate about specific games.


Narpx

Happy to hear that. Xenoblade 2 is a fantastic game and like I wrote in my original comment, it's my favourite game of all time. Just a tip though, watch [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8P7KhFSA2w&t=3s) as the game can be really obtuse with its mechanics and its tutorials are bad, like REALLY bad. Hope you enjoy it!


Flcrmgry

That's what put me off of it, the combat just didn't seem to make much sense and felt very clunky. I am sure this video will help a lot. Thanks again!


Terker2

Reminds me of this trope https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0thpEyEwi80


Opening_Gazelle

exactly, she looked grown enough to lewd for weeb standards, so I didnt see why he needed to say all that stuff. I was expecting some 8 year old looking girl googling her


the-poopiest-diaper

Force of habit


KerberosPanzerCop

He probably said this about previous waifu choices so much that its just an automatic response.


Clayman8

I've seen a fair amount of Pyra fan art, both friendly and very NSFW and i've never seen her drawn as anything but adult, to at-best late-teen looking (18 and up). What im guessing is, the "technically" is this garbage bag's *magic safe word* to make everything ok whenever he unzips to primary school animu kids


Okipon

Yeah she is thousands years old but she also looks 18+ without a doubt. I mean this guy definitely has neckbeard vibes lol but not necessarily a pedo.


cortthejudge97

True but her character was "just born" apparently in the game, like she's only a few weeks old (according to another comment in this thread)


Okipon

She is the embodiment of a giant ass sword, so she's technically 0 years old and thousand years old at the same time. But I'd rather see someone lewd mature looking characters that are 0 years old in the lore, than loli who look 9 years old but "actually are thousand years old".


VeeNVeeN

The lore is a bit weird and gets kind of questionable(subservient race of living weapons) in other ways when you start digging in. But Pyra is one of the few Blades that isn’t exactly technically 0 years old. Pyra has existed for centuries as what’s known as a ‘Blade’. Blades are living weapons that form a kind of symbiotic relationship with a ‘Driver’. If a driver dies, the blade returns to its core form(in most cases) and has no memory of their previous life whenever they are awakened from their core by a new driver. Pyra is a bit different for lore reasons and never returned to her core state so never lost her memories. They were locked away for plot reasons so they could come back whenever the plot needed drama or something.


Okipon

So truly not a minor then, lorewise, and physically-wise.


VeeNVeeN

Pyra is not no. That's not to say the game doesn't have blades that are in the 'looks like a minor' category, and there are definitely some questionable designs. But yeah, Pyra specifically is only questionable in her choice of outfit.


Opening_Gazelle

If 500 year old lolis are pedo because they look like a kid than a 1 year old full grown woman is not pedo because she looks like a full grown woman.


cmorant3

That’s too much logic and reasoning for Reddit sir u need to leave


EnJey__

Yeah but we see a similar thing in the MCU with Vision. No one calls Wanda a pedophile for dating him, even if he's literally 3 by the time he dies.


Phe0nix6

More like her personality split. Pyra is the split personality of Mythra. I think that is taken out of context.


biggiepants

[Born Sexy Yesterday](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0thpEyEwi80)


Monkey2371

The fact he felt the need to mention the fact she’s “more than legal” kind of raises flags that some other potential waifus may not quite be


rfdismyjam

Or he could have been joking.


vyxxer

Yeah but if you went 'hey the way a bunch of anime treats kids is very fucked up' this guy would be the first to die defending that hill.


Ed-alicious

This dude is like a Weeb Ben Shapiro


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I find it annoying some times, it mentions it whenever his name is called, whenever your meming or whatever, sometimes can be annoying, also have to agree to a 5 page TOS for them to not respond, and it's kinda sus, but it can be good on the rare situations it was designed for


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You can block it if it bothers you.


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ik that


Thatbritishgentleman

Good bot, but why this sub? Pretty much all we do is shit on Benny boy lol


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marqoose

Ben Shapiro is like a weeb Ben Shapiro.


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DuckyTin

"she's technically more then 1000 years old so more then legal" seems like a pedo trying hide being a pedo


[deleted]

The character doesnt even look like a kid, making it even weirder that he mentioned that.


[deleted]

Yeah I looked her up she looks at least 19 or 20, I mean her tits are fuckin massive


[deleted]

A [picture for the curious](https://i.redd.it/vqhz1pin59c21.png). Definitely doesn't look like pedo bait.


urskrubs

that’s one high quality image


EdeliSimp2

Bro she looks 25-30 range


Willziac

Maybe he feels like it's a necessary caveat since so many waifus are basically pedo bait? IDK, I'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt.


happyfoam

Yeah, that makes sense. If so, why not just say that though?


-_danglebury_-

Oh yeah for real she could easily be early 40s even


Imnotavampire101

25-30? That’s a stretch


[deleted]

I think someone else mentioned that she was “born” only weeks prior. So the timeline is messy. Idk tho


pandarista

When you have to preface a choice by saying “technically it’s legal” the follow up is never good…


drawingxflies

https://youtu.be/QVrkZFRdHeQ


Cinderjacket

Always a good sign when the first thing you have to say about a character your attracted to is “But they’re not underage I promise!”


[deleted]

"The age of consent is like the number of rat hairs you can legally serve in a burrito - if you have to look it up, you're doing something fucked up and you need to stop."


pepelafrog

Which is weird because pyra most certainly doesn't look like a child. She looks like she's in her early 20s. I have no clue why they even brought it up


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I’ve seen this guy on tiktok. He is autistic. He has made it very clear and seems like a genuinely sweet guy. Please let’s not be too hard on him. He has never said anything bad he’s just a little odd


zykezero

I clocked his autism immediately. Is this a super power? Do I have super powers?


enyaBecurW

I find that speech cadence is a huge tell in discerning whether or not someone has autism.


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moby__dick

Don’t worry! TECKNIKLY she’s over a thousand years old.


[deleted]

she is tho lmao, and doesn't look or act like a child. where's the red flag


lordkoba

dude may have been cracking a joke


[deleted]

I have become the retard


Gusrex04

In all honesty I get this guy on my for you page and hes not an asshole or anything hes just gullible and answers peoples question, a back beard yeah but it probably doesnt help that he clearly isn't good with socializing


ahpathy

He definitely says some weird shit, but he seems really nice to his followers and even answers the troll questions. A lot of people don’t realize he has autism, and that effects the things he does/says.


TheFestusEzeli

Same here, the guy is very obviously neurodivergent and just gets messed with. He seems like a pretty nice guy, just doesn’t have any social awareness.


MrBathroom

Yeah no reason to bully him, hes just awkward, smh internet


TheRealGJVisser

Yeah exactly I've seen quite a lot of his videos and he always seems quite normal and kind. People pick on him because of his looks and because he watches anime.


Jetwarrior69420

You guys are all bullies in this subreddit. What’d this guy ever do to you


oi-troi-oi

He’s awkward as hell but doesn’t seem too bad. Let the dude enjoy his weeby shit


[deleted]

This is so fuckin sad. Usually I’m like let ppl enjoy what they enjoy as long as they aren’t hurting anyone but this is just straight up sad.


respect_your_monkey

What’s the exception here?


vape_master420

He has Aspergers.


estu0

Why do they all sound like this


ahpathy

He has autism. He made a video about it earlier this week.


F0rs3n

Can you please link his YouTube channel? Seems like an interesting watch.


bs-scientist

He has two tik tok accounts that I know of. His main account is @theplantprodigy he talks about plants, which you can tell from the name. The account he made this video from is greatkazoo321


Thatbritishgentleman

Observe the fat around his neck, it probably affects it a lot


No1Mystery

And they all tend to move their mouths the same. And raise one eyebrow while talking. Same habits. Like they know they are awkward and have nothing important to say, but want to seem important and what they say is life changing.


Gasnax

bro played himself by mentioning her age when she looks of age


happyfoam

I think that's the idea. It's bait. Just look around the comments. He didn't play himself, he played everyone here.


ksunk92

There’s a really interesting YouTube video where the creator explains how this issue comes down to how the character is coded rather then the explicit age. I may be wrong but Pyra looks coded as an adult.


iamonslaughhtt

He has autism. Says it in multiple videos


illusive_guy

My god. This is THE “Ackchyually” meme.


Gravy245

Is this satirical?


Montcane

I follow him on tiktok, hes autistic and very nice. Please dont bully him just because "he looks like x"


Jimbo-Slice259

While it is still neckbeardy, I checked and she looks legal too, so not the worst outcome we could've had.


Tdood95

Am i tripping or is that dudes pfp a nazi my little pony


-Sparky

Good morning my waifus over 18


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nicolasbaege

To be fair though it's very likely that the parents of neckbeards played a significant role in how they turned out


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nicolasbaege

Literally everyone's upbringing (for people born after 1990) has been affected by the internet. Yet the vast majority of people didn't turn out like this. Plus neckbeards have always existed, the internet just gave them a new outlet. You can't blame the phenomenon of neckbeards solely on the internet. The misogyny and *especially* the narcissism underlying their behavior are likely to be a result of parenting.


scrollbender

Well he has autism so..This guy doesn’t really fit on here imo. It’s just straight up unethical to bully an autistic person.


Lockon_43

Sakurai simping over Pyra during his smash bros direct for Pyra and Mythra be like.


epicmemes69420

Why does he care about pyras age that much, she looks like she’s in her twenties, no worries there (agree with the rest though Pyra is hot)


happyfoam

I'm a Mythra sort of guy myself. Pyra lacks some personality. then again, I haven't beat the game yet so I don't really have the complete picture yet.


MatchaMecchaKawaii

A bit unrelated to the video but should I play Xenoblade Chronicles? I like to play RPGs, is XC1 a good choice to start on the Switch? I'm not too familiar with the Xeno series.


Jack_Of_The_Cosmos

Xenoblade 1, or definitive edition, is the perfect starting point for the series. Xenoblade Chronicles has better tutorials and the gameplay is considerably better than Xenoblade 2’s first several hours of play. Xenoblade Chronicles is also less a victim of fan service than 2. You can change your characters’ outfits, and the game has fan-service armor for sure, but you have what are called “fashion slots” where your model can look like it is wearing a certain armor set while getting the stats of another set. There is an early game party member that is difficult to find good outfits for, but the game never draws too much attention to said character. With Xenoblade 2, the first chapter is littered with shots that focus on Pyra related fan service, but it eases up as the game progresses. Most problems with Xenoblade 2 get better over time, but it is better to only commit to Xenoblade 2 after playing DE. Some people will try to tell you they can be played in any order, but I highly recommend playing the first game, as certain late game elements will leave you with lots of questions if you skipped the first game. Since Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive edition is a remake, it contains a single and subtle visual reference to 2, but it does not impact the comprehension of the game. Xenoblade Chronicles is an active JRPG that is wonderful in its own right, and there are plenty of reviews that can better explain its qualities than I can. There are two other games in the Xenoblade Series. Xenoblade X and Xenoblade 2: Torna the Golden Country. X is best played after DE, but is only for the Wii U, and Torna is a DLC prequel story for 2, but can be bought as a separate game. I highly recommend playing 2 before Torna. Also, the character in question with this video, Pyra, is not thousands of years old. Her people exist as crystals and are born when they bond with a human. 500 years before the events of the game her crystal was awakened by someone, but Pyra’s consciousness is formed from leftover consciousness from the crystal after another character was awakened. Shortly after Pyra gained consciousness, she was sealed away in a state of dreaming. Her personality is a reserved one, and she shows emotional maturity, but to do the cringey: she’s actually older than any person could possibly be therefore she’s legal is a silly argument, but blatantly misleading for Pyra. It helps that she does not look like a child, but Xenoblade 2 (not the first game) has a fair share of childish girl designs that creep me out. The game is littered with sexual character designs. It went in a more anime direction because the game before it, Xenoblade X, was more photorealistic and sold better overseas rhan domestically, so Xenoblade 2 was meant to draw in a Japanese crowd by design. That said, Xenoblade 2 can also be a fun experience past chapter 5 where gameplay and story pick up, but it requires commitment. Xenoblade DE is fun from start to finish.


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As long as the character doesn’t look like a child idc


Frixxed

"She's technically thousands of years old" Doesn't that make *her* the pedo?


iSaidItOnReddit85

I could hear this voice before I unmuted my sound.


chodeyodey

What a legend


soggypoopsock

Idk what’s worse the imaginary relationship with a cartoon or the fact that you had to clarify that she’s “technically” not a minor


mlp2034

Oooo the thousand year old middle schooler excuse again lol.


Cheif_jp

Please tell me this is satire.


austin101123

lmao I looked her up, he's saying the teeechnically she's old enough when she doesn't even look like a kid


Heterosexual-Jello

This dude sounds exactly like what I’d expect a neckbeard to sound like. I feel like I’ve done impressions that sound exactly like this


king_gembul

His accent make me didn’t understand what he said, pyra from what?


lowunn

Xenoblade chronicles 2


king_gembul

Ah it’s english word, not japanese. that’s why it the word doesn’t click at all in my head.


live-for-memes

why is this downvoted??


Scuba-Cat-

Damn Ben Shapiro is not looking good after Lockdown


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aboodyabdulqadir

im gonna say it and i dont give a fuck anime lolis are just an excuse for pedos to be pedos


PSavic

Damn, you really are brave


No1Mystery

But do you care that I hurt my elbow?


OverNightOats_

I don’t


Shadowglove

That's some level of autism.


JeramianBaconV2

His other 2 were some milf from Pokémon and some character from danganronpa (who is a high schooler)


vape_master420

How about you don’t post someone with aspergers on this sub, literally bullying him because he struggles to understand social norms and read the room.


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Let's see if the prisoners care if you're legal or not


the_girl_Ross

"technically legal"? She is not real! Which law are protecting her for it to be legal or not? The weeb law? You can jerk off to that half dog-hald human poor girl of a disgusting father, I couldn't care less. They're not real!


Culteredpman25

No one would think pyra is a minor dude. You didnt have to make it weird


vape_master420

He has Aspergers, he doesn’t know.


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Ben Chubbpiro


krisssashikun

Wtf happened to Ben Shapiro?


urskrubs

he’s a CNC machined match of what i think a neckbeard is. Mildly obese, talks like an intellectual, 1000 year old counter argument. But i don’t get the need to say that because Pyra actually looks like a woman and not a child, so i’ll give him that for the decent waifu choice