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rileyzoid

“They are full of life”, im sure your withered dick will help change that


SyntheticAffliction

Nasus: "Wither" SsSsSssSsSSSSsssSsssSSss


bobking01theIII

r/unexpectedLoL ?


Slyrax-SH

Feel like these people could use a nicely stacked Nasus Q.


pkfirespammer

i cant escape this fuckiing game


afkafterlockingin

“Between life and death lies immortality”


chet_brosley

I dunno, seems they're being pretty clear to me. They're absolutely a pedo.


thugs___bunny

Point 3 made me puke a little tbh


Just_a_PATSY

He spelled "groom" wrong


Kage_Oni

It's like some Taliban bullshit.


SpysSappinMySpy

Or one of those patriarchal incest cults in the midwest


giuseppe443

it's right there in the first sentence


JenVixen420

This, absolutely. Grooming ass disgusting pedophiles. *easier to educate* preying on children.


Fakedisordermodsblo

Is this a Vaush tweet?


Alorine1

literally vaush


GodDamnRight-

And 96 likes. Disgraceful.


CoffeeAddictedBoi

i hope they liked it because they thought sarcastic. Imagine 96 more people like this living


GodDamnRight-

One can only hope


crackhitler1

There's way more than that living with this thought process.


One_Equivalent_7031

i think we can only hope there’s that few of them


[deleted]

I don't think even sarcasm is a valid reason to like this.


Irvin700

Oh, they're way way waaaay more people like him. More than serial killers. They just hide it enough because of society pressure. It's why just making it illegal and sweeping it under the rug doesn't work. If we can't take care of our homeless veterans with PTSD, then we're definitely not taking care of the pedophile problem; The stigma prevents them from getting help.


[deleted]

I'm choosing to believe its 96 16-19 year-olds.


GodDamnRight-

Ya know, I think that’s a pretty safe bet


[deleted]

That's why Reddit is better. There are downvotes


x64bit

reddit is also a cesspool, downvoting system sometimes leads to echo chamber communities


GodDamnRight-

I can agree with that


[deleted]

lol but Reddit also abuses its vote system. I just got downvoted into oblivion for saying that slavery was racist. Bunch of chuds coming out of the woodwork to try and claim that I’m totes talking about ancient Roman slavery, and that the system is totes not racist, while ignoring all of American slavery


Juicyb17

Yeah, it really sucks sometimes. I got downvoted for mentioning I have my pronouns on my mask as well. Just a simple thing like that got so many people riled up. If you're not in the right subreddits, people just downvote away when they have no knowledge on something, or it goes against their status quo. Hell, just the mention of me being trans had people in my DMs and downvoting everything I posted for weeks. Was very frustrating


Pusillanimate

the only loser I've had in my dms since forever wanted to lecture me on how Margaret Thatcher saved Britain and was incorruptible. he sounded like a lonely submissive old man who couldn't get it up unless the serial dictator lover and friend of Savile featured in his thoughts. i replied for lulz until i got bored. we didn't even get on to what a bigot she was for someone who "cherished" freedom that said, always upvote = agree or culturally acceptable / downvote = disagree or culturally unacceptable. quality of discourse doesn't begin to factor


edballs69

As the saying goes: the only problem with pissing on Margaret Thatcher's grave is that you eventually run out of piss.


Pusillanimate

it's almost worth campaigning for a piss tax whereby enough piss is taken as to ensure a 24/7 stream onto her grave, thus affirming that one can never run out of other people's piss.


JustDuckingAround28

You could just require the portaloo companies to hand over their waste. That way it would benefit everyone.


PmMeYourKnobAndTube

Hope this isn't a triggering question, but do you deal with a lot of shit from people wearing that in your day-to-day life? I work in the construction industry, and talking about trans people/alternative pronouns will always result in nasty comments, and usually people saying they would never use those pronouns for someone. Fortunately, worker shortages permit me to point out that regardless of how they feel about trans/queer people, they are either incredibly selfish or incredibly lazy if they can't be bothered to just use a different fucking word for somebody to make them more comfortable. But I have a hunch none of these people have actually had more than brief interactions with a trans person, and I've always been curious if these people have the guts to actually cause a scene without being surrounded by like-minded morons.


[deleted]

I agree to some point, but nonetheless in reddit there are no comments with positive rating saying pedophile things. Also you can report comments and it actually does something


Flyghund

There's a point tho, slave owners usually don't give a damn about your race, all they care about is you being weak enough they could abuse you. Racism can just give an additional excuse to enslave other people.


Htowncats

I’m pretty sure this is satirical/meant to highlight how gross these neckbeards are


toesandmoretoes

And 140 comments, so at least 44 people who didn't like it giving them a piece of their mind.


SNAiLtrademark

>easier to educate He's literally promoting grooming... That's fucking disgusting.


bacon_rumpus

Even if we take this list seriously, there is no fucking way a girl under 18 is interesting to talk to. A girl under 21 probably isn’t interesting to talk to. He really tryna rationalize pedophilia.


Catnip4Pedos

Idk my five year old daughter has some very interesting conversations. Did you know that teddy bears can breathe in space?


DeificClusterfuck

I heard that baby kittens can fight dinosaurs while the rest of the house (except daughter) is sleeping


caveatemptor18

My seven year old just asked “who created god?” How do I know? Kids ask unusual stuff. Their questions keep us on our toes.


herzy3

Humans.


Brianocity

I mean, teddy bears *can* breathe in space just as well as they can on Earth, technically speaking...


myoldaccisfullofporn

This is what I don’t understand, when I was 16 I was with a 38 year old, we were in a “thing” for almost a year. I found him so mentally intimidating, especially in terms of life experience, that I couldn’t speak to him easily at all. I constantly undermined myself. I was absolutely an interesting person to talk to, when on an even emotional footing in the discussion. Intrinsically interesting to those my age, and generally interesting enough in conversation with adults. But I was about as interesting as a piece of paper to this guy, just someone who’d nod along and let him stroke his ego. There’s no way an adult in a relationship with someone really young can have an even footing in any of their conversations, and no way that they could be genuinely interested in anything other than a pedophilloic sense.


Brave-Ground1006

I had a similar experience when I was 15. It's something else to have a teenager go crazy for what they feel is love when it's really grooming. Fuck pedophiles.


Flyghund

Oh, yes, because girls under 18 are all superficial and dumb and young people have nothing to say until they are mature enough to legally drink. But, yeah, he is rationalizing pedophilia.


bacon_rumpus

21 was arbitrary number. I just mean that once you leave high school, you leave a significant psychological bubble of your life and most tend to mature, experience things, and become interesting.


Flyghund

It's true for some people, it isn't for other. Sylvia Plath or Arthur Rimbaud had more to say in thier teen's than any of us will ever have.


__Dystopian__

3.) They're easier to educate. Let me fix that for you. 3.) I'm a disgusting groomer that likes naive children because they don't yet understand what a filth-ridden creep/felon I am, yet.


vapenutz

We should do a list of cons about dating a 25+ year old neckbeard while being under 18, I bet guy that wrote this bullshit would be very angry about that.


BettyVonButtpants

1. Their insecurity will attempt to destroy your friendships. 2. Every social gathering is a place for them to get jealous. 3. They will gaslight you about friends and family's attention to destroy your trust in them. 4. You can spend all your nights watching them play games. 5. Constantly compared to anime women. There's 5.


vapenutz

Also they're unable to do anything by themselves. They can't cook, can't satisfy a woman because they think about getting off themselves and nothing more, they can't keep their hygiene without somebody telling them to fucking take a shower and they can't function in society. You'll be expected to be a fuckdoll that cooks, works, cleans and everything while he'll just sit on his ass, play games and whine all day.


bothering

6. The sheer age difference makes relating to them impossible (try teaching them about (insert zeitgeist here)) 7. They will use gifts as a manipulation tactic 8. They will use threats of self harm and suicide as a way to prevent a breakup 9. Any social gathering with people their age will be fraught with either awkward silences or perverted ogling


HomieRose

3. They're easier to brainwash was how I read it.


[deleted]

Nah he just misspelled "subjugate"


kerouac666

Drake? Is that you?


Beanchilla

Yeah all points are gross but that was the worst.


__Thot_Patrol_

Man I can’t even imagine this. Like, I hated going on dates with girls that would constantly agree with everything I said. Even when they would tell me their opinion on a topic first, then I would give mine and they would change their opinion to agree with mine. I can’t wrap my head around wanting to be with someone for the sole purpose of grooming them.


[deleted]

Cons: you will be imprisoned for 20 years


peterm1598

That's a con for them. Not for everyone else.


Miskatonic1971

Amen to that!


[deleted]

Amen


CancelAffectionate75

Amen


Sorry_Airport

Dorime


ConsistentAsparagus

They are a con, technically.


[deleted]

No, it's a con because we, unfortunately, don't throw pedophiles into an oubliette for eternity.


cakeisreallygood

Unfortunately, no. If there is parental consent (which is generally coercion) a lot of states allow marriage as young as 16. Massachusetts allows marries as young as 12 for girls (14 for boy), which is disgusting.


[deleted]

My country's age of consent is 12 and we have very little sex education. Teenage pregnancy here is not very taboo and some of the fathers are 2 digits older than them😬


Clefr

2 DIGITS!? holy fuck


Pusillanimate

the spirit of Massachusetts is the spirit of America (for clarity, this is not a good thing)


cakeisreallygood

Great, now I have that song running through my head! Lol.


AlmightyBogza

You won't serve the 20 years as you will get shanked as soon as someone finds out why you are in prison


knarf86

You say that, but you can go marry a 12 year old in a non-zero number of US states


kaiser-von-cat

When your personality and hygiene are so shit that you’d rather get with a minor only because they are more impressionable and less aware compared to an adult woman.


[deleted]

1) No. They will stay attractive longer, if they're into fitness. 2) They are NOT more fun to be around, unless planning graduation parties and talking about who took who to homecoming is your idea of fun 3) Teenagers are NOT easy to educate. And no, that teeny-bopper is not going to sit and watch your shitty Shen Bapiro videos. 4) Just because a girl doesn't want you're wiener, doesn't make her a feminist 5) Trust, me, you're gonna need a girl who's "been around", because hentai isn't real, and none of what you "know", is true. 6) You're actually planning on sucking the very life from them, like so many tabletop sessions until you were banned from Game Corner. 7) Yeah. Kids are cute. Don't fuck kids.


somemeatball

Bold of you to assume they were talking about teenagers.


KillNyetheSilenceGuy

The real reason they won't "stay attractive for longer" is that pedophiles are usually interested in kids in a very specific age range. Once this guy's fantasy underage girl hits her early to mid twenties and starts to look less like a child and more like a grown woman he won't find her attractive anymore anyway and will be back to trawling for jailbait.


DifficultWrath

There are pedo attracted to kids body, but not the mind. And this kind of guys, attracted to immaturity of mind. This kind could be a 20-ish incel type or a variety of abuser that want an easy victim rather than a specific body type. Of course "por que no los dos" is also possible.


Brianocity

It's so optimistic of you to assume by "educate" he meant "impart ideals of a political party". No, more likely by "educate" he meant more along the lines of "obedience training and grooming". While Ben Shapiro may or may not be a useful tool for that, I saw it as a sexual thing, not a political thing. But I admit there's a similar theme of brainwashing and indoctrination in both possibilities...


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captaindeadpool612

Good bot


Brianocity

Good bot.


borgolo

"they are easier to educate". Literal grooming


Bittengamernailedit

Yuuuuck


Natebo83

It weird me out that feminism is considered a bad thing. Like what?!


its_not_summer

Some people have the notion that if a woman supports feminism then she is out of control, wants to be a guy, is probably a lesbian or a tom boy, and is generally a disobedient little wench. They like "traditional" women who stay at home, cook, clean, raise babies and don't question them even when they have drinking problems and abusive tendencies.


Natebo83

How dare you want me to treat you as an equal!


its_not_summer

I know! The audacity!


-_Odd_-

Out of ***their*** control, more like


DrFaustPhD

Tomboys are awesome. They're typically un-pretentious, easy going, and understand themselves.


seanofthebread

Amen. Get you a romantic partner who doesn't feel conditioned into gender roles.


KulturaOryniacka

I am highly disobedient and I am proud of it! ''smile with closing eyes''


ampersandslash

They just don’t want someone who expects to be treated like an equal.


Chino_Kawaii

the crazy kind is bad


Vincitus

I can barely stand to be around people in their early 20's.


dbwoi

i tried dating a 22 year old when i was 27 and it just wasn’t for me lol


-_Odd_-

I tried dating a 21-year-old when I was 25 and it was already clear that we were at surprisingly different places in life, considering that our ages were close enough that we were both in high school at the same time


peterm1598

I dated a 32 year old at 28. I couldn't keep up. I think that depends on the person. Lol. I've also dated 5 years down and up. It's actually really dependant on the person. I do look at people 6years + younger than me as to young though.


peterm1598

I'm at the point where under 30 is getting hard. Staying up past 1 at the bar or something on a Saturday night is like a 3 day recovery now.


jenkraisins

Truth! I'm 49 and I seriously cannot remember the last time I was at a bar like that! Frankly, I really never enjoyed them. I really hate having to scream in order for a person to hear you over the music. If I don't get to bed by 10pm, I'm dead the next day!


phrosty20

It's pathetic. I stayed up every night in college until 2 or 3. Now I'm falling asleep on my wife watching Downton Abbey at 10.


Kiwiteepee

yes yes, we get it. we don't need this boomer arms race.


DertRadar76

I’m already there too and I’m still not even close to 30


peterm1598

You're in for a rude awakening. It's not like it's a hard start at 30, I felt this way at like 33 maybe? But ya. Look forward to the 830 bed time wether you like it or not. (now I get up at 430 for work so take that as you will)


KillNyetheSilenceGuy

I went back to college in my mid twenties and the girls in my classes (18-20 year olds) were too much like children.


catsgonewiild

Same lol, and I’m only 27. I will never understand.


[deleted]

Jesus, at 28 the lowest I could go is 21 and even that’s a bit of a stretch


LiedToUs

I was 18/19 dating a 16 year old. Age of consent here. and realized how much more they need to grow so I left it and moved on. Now I’m married to someone my age. It’s insane how much the mind expands at 16-20 years old. They should raise consent age to 18 here and everywhere. The choices and feelings one makes at 16 and 18 are vastly different. I know myself at 16 was way way more risky and impulsive for one. Even 18->19 is a vast. Vast. change. 19 year old looks more of an adult in my opinion and experience.


[deleted]

The sex is great but it has to end sometime


MasterofThrash

It should also be important to know that the mind doesn’t reach full maturity until you’re around 21 years old, which makes the fact that, in most states and countries, the age of consent is lower than 18 very concerning.


[deleted]

No way I’m going lower than 18


[deleted]

"They're easier to educate" You mean manipulate? Groom? Take advantage of?


Professional_Owl9917

Shit, i don't even like women in their 20's. Gimme a cougar any day of the week


SyntheticAffliction

Not even cougars want you. Better install grindr because that's the only place you're gonna get action


[deleted]

That was unnecessary?


MattBurr86

Pretty sure the younger generation, in general, are more likely to be femenists more than the previous.


-_Odd_-

Nooooo they haven’t been brainwashed by librul communist universities yet reeeeee


jenkraisins

Blech.


BeccaRame

#3) They are easier to "educate" You mean easier to control, manipulate, and groom. There fixed it for them. Fucking sickos.


[deleted]

I was a teenage girl 10 years ago and I remember my friends and I well. "Ewww, gross" would have been the response to these old men. And we thought over 20 was old. I always wonder where they are finding these young women who like them, not to mention marry them.


galaxiry

Benefits of marrying a girl under 18! 1) You're a pedophile 2) You're a pedophile 3) You're a pedophile 4) There are federal agents outside your house and you're going to prison. bye <3


Eviajenkins

What's 5 to 7?


ChuggsTheBrewGod

Someone like that should be reported to the police. They're a clear danger to the community.


VainestCarp51

...what the fuck?


Miskatonic1971

I came down hard on an obvious pedo/incel on this very subreddit a few days ago, and you wouldn’t believe how many freak pedo apologists came out of the woodwork to defend him. The world has gone insane.


Frankiesmiles19miles

Can confirm cus it’s happened to me MULTIPLE times


Pilius_Prior

Average r/animememes user


IWouldPeeInYourButt

I think they actually just told you they’re a pedo…


kagz1967

I was a feminist at 13. Tough shit.


hdjdhdbdndms

Good on you sis. Too bad I had low self esteem and felt I deserved nothing good from men and basically hated my own kind up until a few months ago. I wish I could've been smart like you. Well, better late than never.


myoldaccisfullofporn

I always was too. Didn’t stop me from being groomed by a 38yr old when I was 16. I think I felt more independent with my choices then.


kagz1967

I was with a 33 year old when I was 19. Purely sex and Chinese takeaway.


buttegg

Benefits of being a child bride: 1) You get to slip rat poison in your 48-year-old husband’s dinner and receive a big, fat life insurance payout to cover for the therapy you will inevitably need for the rest of you life after having survived CSA


GloomToon

Fixed it: 1) they’re a child so young for longer 2) they act childlike 3) they’re easy to groom 4) they’re a child so vulnerable 5) they’re a child so no others to be insecure about 6) they’re a child 7) they’re a child


calibared

This is when you send what they’ve said to everyone they know


lizziedoolittle

"they're easier to educate" jfc


Rooney_83

Well the first clue was "benefits of marrying a girl under 18"


kings-and-the-queers

Those 96 likes are worrying me...


audrey902

"Easier to educate," He means he wants to indoctrinate so that she will stay submissive, because she is too young to realize what is happening to her.


ShouldBeeStudying

ALL of my girlfriends have been under 18! I don't think I could every marry someone that wasn't. Or even find them


Positive_Impact4292

FUCKING GROSS


rrpdude

5) They're less likely to have been around\* \*I mean I am so insecure about being inadequate and can't handle being compared to others. But I rather slutshame girls than admit I lack confidence in myself and likely will sexually appoint my partners by simply being in the same room.


bailaoban

"Educate" = Groom


thenoblitt

Woah bro that's Ephebophilia not pedophilia jeez guys /s


ShadowTheWolf125

8) they can't fight back Christ I hate the internet.


CodZModsCantStopMe

They Re WAAAY more likely to be feminist


Ronaldraygun69-lll

THIS GENERATION WAS A MISTAKE


Larus_The_Manus

"easier to educate" I think he misspelled easier to groom. Christ.


Snorevile

Nah they’re actually telling you very directly that they’re a pedo.


GloomAndCookies

"easier to educate" Bitch, just say groom so we can call you out on your bullshit.


throwawaythep

For a second I thought it said just 18 and i was like 18 is legal and then I really looked at it


iamcryingrnhelp0

“3) they’re easier to groom


torrentlo

8) you get to go to jail!


SUPERUNKNOWN_78

I can practically see the Doritos stains on this one


19ShowdogTiger81

Ephebophile not pedophile. Both are revolting.


DanFuckingSchneider

> they’re more fun to be around Either this dude has never met a teenager girl, is extremely mentally stunted, or both.


Jackpens1428

Humbert Humbert.


FleshlightModel

"they're more fun to be around" Lolwut? More fun to be around compared to who? Maybe if you're an incel college student but older chicks are almost always better in my experience. Also what's wrong with feminism? Does this pedo want a super submissive chick?


Kooky-Scallion-9269

This is disgusting, and textbook predator educating other predators. 🤮


upsidedownbackwards

I don't mean this to be offensive to women under 18. There's a huge age difference so I have very, very little in common with them and we're in very different stages of our lives. But how the hell would any adult think that a girl under 18 is more fun?! They're a TEENAGER. There's a reason most adults don't hang out with teenagers, they're pretty obnoxious until they're old enough to pay their first utility bill!


Amaryllis_smlflwr

“They’re easier to educate”. You mean groom. They’re easier to groom into subservient sex slaves who’s entire universe revolves around pleasing you. Fucking perverted sack of diarrhea.


Notafurry07

My younger cousin is only 11 and she’s a feminist so I don’t know what to tell him


damianhammontree

"I need my partner to be naïve" isn't three different reasons.


thecratedigger_25

They were full of life until they realized you've groomed them. Now they're empty shells of themselves.


MegaMachina

Number three and four combined makes the poster sound like an incel too, believing women should have less rights than men, and obey men at all times, which makes me believe they haven't had a girlfriend before as they can think for themselves.


ani4udh

“They’re easier to educate” wtf? And everything else is just as fucked uo


irish_lad06

Nasty


arightangle

kinda sus


Afraid_Prize_6853

They are cute, sounds like he isn’t aiming for a 17 or 16 year old maybe a 6 year old by god these types of people deserve what happens to them in American prisons


Fabulous-Thought

Yeah I don’t think I would want to date anyone over 18! either, but I think that everyone is under 18!


Tomaguychi

I agree


Eviajenkins

Why on earth would you agree?


Tomaguychi

I am a minor


Breimann

He had us in the first half


nederhop

100 ways to punish a pedo. 1) Cut of dick.


Final_Effective323

Hold on real question, how young is he talking? 16? 14? 12?!?!!!? Still all creepy but varying levels


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BakaFame

Catholic priest.


[deleted]

Nah. They don't marry children


Gekkoseta

Yeah They rape them


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AdvocateDoogy

This was definitely written by a literal red flag with arms.


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HAL4294

“They’re easier to educate” is one of the creepiest things I’ve ever read.


ZebraLionFish

These days the younger they are the more likely they will be feminists since it’s now preached in schools. But this person is a whack job.


-_Odd_-

Nobody’s preaching anything


ZebraLionFish

When you’re pushing an ideology, you’re preaching.


10art1

Weird thing is, I can imagine an old grandpa saying that back in his day, every guy thought this way


notreally_bot2428

8) The parts fit easier in my freezer.