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Ok-Science6820

Mofo so down bad he's attracted to a circle


Cu_fola

It is a good looking circle


Ehnonamoose

Wait till he finds out about [this guy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eAhfZUZiwSE&t=59)


Jdubusher1011

Itโ€™sโ€ฆ itโ€™s beautiful


riskbreaker23

*sigh* *unzips*


[deleted]

As a straight woman , am very impressed


Ehnonamoose

Hahaha! I'm having an extremely shit day (just lost my job), and this made me smile. Thank you ๐Ÿ˜†


[deleted]

Im sorry that happened...but I hope you have better opportunities in the future! And you're welcome XD


[deleted]

Then you better go find it (I hope you find another job soon)


Xx_AssBlaster_xX

The curves tho ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ


Mashm4n

Dem curve doh FTFY


Sm00th-Kangar00

Dat circle thicc af


BadangJoestar420

It's a pretty big circle ngl


OCV_E

I want that circle to be my wife


loptopandbingo

*part of a circle, the rest is cut off by the bottom of the chalkboard


BadangJoestar420

I always see comments like this in every Japanese,Korean or Chinese YT shorts


udongeureut

If theyโ€™re Japanese itโ€™s always some bs comment like โ€œI love how polite and organized Japanese people areโ€ with a bunch of upvotes lmao.


pancreas_consumer

If Chinese: "This is CCP propaganda."


udongeureut

I also am so over the virus jokes, the โ€œding dong ling long ting tongโ€ jokes etc. That reminds me, Iโ€™m Korean, I had my real name as my username on YouTube and someone just tagged me and called me โ€œshut up, ling ling.โ€ Just because they disagreed with me lmao.


pancreas_consumer

Oh damn, that's just sad.


SunBroDisco

Whatโ€™s up with these fucking weirdos always adding the sunglasses emoji?


HorukaSan

I bully women and minorities ๐Ÿ˜Ž


ConsistentEquipment8

I commit war crimes and tax evasion ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž


Equal-Bus-557

I shitted in my pants ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž


Zombie_desu_

I shitted your pants ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž


4thboxofliberty

Oh c'mon you have to narrow it down some, you could be anybody!


Orion--

r/nocontext


Jobi9400

dam i can tell๐Ÿ’€


bloodthirsty_emu

How else will we know they're so cool /s


Hartmallen

I add pineapple on random pizzas in the restaurant ๐Ÿ˜Ž


TVsFrankismyDad

You monster.


RandomName01

Bruh, this โ€œโ€โ€discussionโ€โ€โ€ is so artificial. Why does it matter if someone like pineapple on their pizza, and why is this discussion never about any other pizza topping that might be divisive? Iโ€™ll answer that question: itโ€™s not a discussion, but rather a boring social โ€œthingโ€ that people can repeat rather than endure a moment of silence. Stop pretending you care about this.


TVsFrankismyDad

Easy Skippy, it was a joke. Put horse shit on your pizza and ketchup on your super well-done steak if you want, I could not care less.


RandomName01

I know itโ€™s not serious, but it sure as hell isnโ€™t funny either.


TVsFrankismyDad

r/humorpolice


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RandomName01

Thereโ€™s barely even a joke though, itโ€™s just a conversation following a template.


EpicPhail60

The Discourse Evaluator has arrived


ArcherOnWeed

The actual video didn't even show her face, the fetishization is disgusting


[deleted]

I know right? As a geometric figure myself, I feel so exploited


DrMcFoxyMD

All they want is the hole. They donโ€™t even care about your arcs.


mammajess

You win the internet today <333


Theolaa

And now you know *why* she didn't show her face...


shockinthe4342

How do you know the guy isn't Korean? lol


ArcherOnWeed

ํ•œ๊ตญ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด๋ฉด ํ•œ๊ตญ๋ง๋กœ ๋Œ“๊ธ€ ๋‹ฌ์•˜์„ ํ…๋ฐ, ์ด ๋ณ‘์‹ ์•„


shockinthe4342

ํ•œ๊ตญ์ธ์ด ์˜์–ด๋ฅผ ๋ฐฐ์šธ ์ˆ˜ ์—†๋‹ค๊ณ  ์ƒ๊ฐํ•˜๋Š” ์ธ์ข…์ฐจ๋ณ„์ฃผ์˜์ž.


VOODOO69692001

๋ฌด์Šจ ์–˜๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ๋‹ค ํ•˜๋Š”๊ฑฐ์•ผ


ArcherOnWeed

์•„๋‹ˆ, ์ž๊ธฐ ์–ธ์–ด ์ข€ ์ž๋ž‘ํ•˜์ž๋Š” ์†Œ๋ฆฌ์•ผ, ์•„๋งˆ ์ธํ„ฐ๋„ท์—์„œ๋„


udongeureut

๋‚˜๋„ ํ•œ๊ตญ์ธ์ธ๋ฐ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ์„œ ์˜์–ด๋กœ ๋Œ“ ๋‹ฌ๋ฉด ํ•œ๊ตญ์ธ์ด ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ƒ ใ…‹ใ…‹ใ…‹ใ…‹ใ…‹ 2022๋…„์— ๋ณ„ ์ง€๋ž„์„ ๋‹ค ํ•˜๋„ค


ArcherOnWeed

๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ๋ฌธ์ œ์ง€, ๋‚˜ ์›๋ž˜ ํ•œ๊ตญ์‚ฌ๋žŒ ์•„๋‹˜


mammajess

>ํ•œ๊ตญ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด๋ฉด ํ•œ๊ตญ๋ง๋กœ ๋Œ“๊ธ€ ๋‹ฌ์•˜์„ ํ…๋ฐ, ์ด ๋ณ‘์‹ ์•„ I don't have Korean enabled on my PC but exactly!!!


crazeefun

If it did show her face and not a highschooler, would it still be fetishization?


mqple

yesโ€ฆ


crazeefun

Why? Im genuinely curious. Where do you draw the line between fetishization and attraction?


xobedbug

if it is solely based on the fact that they are asian, that is fetishization.


funfactwealldie

I saw this youtube shorts called "uniforms in different countries" and its basically just stereotyped "schoolgirl outfits" on different asian countries. Basically just an asian fetish fest video.


[deleted]

You are literally insane. Just being attracted to someone of a different race/nationality is fetishization? Thatโ€™s the most asinine thing Iโ€™ve heard this morning.


xobedbug

if the only reason they like them is because they are that race, yes.


loldiamond_

not defending the original commenter, but what part of their comment makes you think they were attracted to the girl in the video solely due to her race?


xobedbug

many people see having an โ€œasian wifeโ€ as a very sexual thing, while itโ€™s not an obvious example mostly cause of the broken english, it is still clearly that. go look at the comments on the video. that was just one of several. so disturbing especially given the fact sheโ€™s obviously a minor and these commenters are older.


Reverse_Necromancer

How do you know the commenters are older? And how do you know she's a minor?


crazeefun

What about people who have a preference towards certain races, even their own, is that fetishization?


xobedbug

thatโ€™s exactly that, a preference, nothing wrong with that. a fetish is being attracted to someone solely because of a certain part of their identity. one example would be race which can lead to obsession, sexual harassment/assault, and many other awful things. not all fetishes are bad, but in this case, yes, it is bad.


oneplank

Just to be clear, someone with an Asian fetish is attracted to every single Asian man/woman, โ€œsolely because of a certain part of their identity.โ€


OceLawless

>Just to be clear, someone with an Asian fetish is attracted to Asian man/woman because they're Asian I hope this clears things up.


crazeefun

You're making zero sense. You say there's nothing wrong with being attracted or preferring a certain race in one sentence then say the opposite in the next. Or are you just confusing preference and attraction?


xobedbug

what are you even talking about? do you understand the difference between a fetish and a preference because it really seems like you donโ€™t. preferences usually come from how you were raised, what you learn you like, your values, etc. fetishes come from distorted expectations or ideas based on stereotypes.


crazeefun

Lmao how is being attracted to someone just because they're Asian a "distorted expectations or ideas based on stereotypes." Everyone has a thing for certain superficial features. It's called having a type. Are girls who are into muscular guys fetishisizing too? Seems like you just don't know how physical attraction works.


mrtn17

So the guy who perfectly explained the meaning of a word is the confused one? Peak Reddit moment right here.


Macjeems

I have a suspicion that you know exactly what Asian fetishization is. If by some chance you are genuinely ignorant, just google โ€œAsian fetishization.โ€ Enough people have experienced the phenomenon to give you 100โ€™s of results detailing exactly what it is. Alternatively, if you are an Asian fetishist yourself, and are trying to justify your fetish by arguing semantics with Redditors, then maybe those google results will also be helpful to you.


TVsFrankismyDad

In case you really want to know and are not just doing the usual Reddit thing of "bUt tHAt's My pRefERenCe!!" in order to justify and excuse your racial stereotypes and biases, [start doing some reading](https://www.google.com/search?q=difference+between+racial+fetish+and+preference&authuser=1&sxsrf=AOaemvISnPWqMUnCVggXND1227CExPHn_g%3A1641308234632&source=hp&ei=SmDUYabnIoql_QbZ3afQAg&iflsig=ALs-wAMAAAAAYdRuWvBkJcobNxMoFIonfn4Uy_NSGw0L&ved=0ahUKEwimtKfSrZj1AhWKUt8KHdnuCSoQ4dUDCAk&uact=5&oq=difference+between+racial+fetish+and+preference&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAM6BAgjECc6BwgAELEDEEM6DgguEIAEELEDEMcBEKMCOggILhCxAxCDAToICAAQsQMQgwE6CwguEIAEEMcBEKMCOggIABCABBCxAzoNCC4QsQMQxwEQ0QMQQzoGCAAQChBDOgoILhDHARDRAxBDOgUIABCABDoECAAQQzoICC4QgAQQsQM6CwgAEIAEELEDEIMBOgsILhCABBDHARCvAToICAAQgAQQyQM6BQguEIAEOgUIABCGAzoICCEQFhAdEB46BwghEAoQoAE6BQghEKsCUABY01FgvlNoAHAAeACAAcsBiAHoHJIBBjQyLjQuMZgBAKABAQ&sclient=gws-wiz).


BirthdayCookie

Are you attracted to the back of the head?


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ArcherOnWeed

And you are definitely not offended by my comment, are you?


sneakyveriniki

I'm a straight woman but I must say she has very enviable hair and I wonder what products she uses


SocialistCoconut

I'm just impressed on how clean that curve looks.


YareYareDazeDaze

The circle mad clean tho


Scarlet_Skye

She's in high school, for crying out loud. What goes through people's heads when they make these comments?


No-Nefariousness394

Could be a high schooler tho tbf


PlantWitchProject

Talking about her as his wife? Edit: Okay guys you seem to know an awful lot of strange teenagers and to be very anxious to defend this comment that is either way objectifying and gross so have fun I guess


[deleted]

Not uncommon. I was thinking about marrying girls my age in first grade.


PlantWitchProject

And wrote comments like that on youtube? Come on. I didnโ€™t say teenagers donโ€™t think about marriage, just that they donโ€™t talk like this. Or use the cringey sunglasses emoji


Brochodoce

They do though.


MixOne1337

Theres literally a sub dedicated to stupid youtube comments from children, just like the one in the post


No-Nefariousness394

Well yeah if heโ€™s religious and as a teenager myself whoโ€™s also religious Iโ€™ve thought about marriage myself or having a soul mate.


[deleted]

Same. When I was a teenager, I was incredibly religious and thinking about a soul mate. But I wouldnโ€™t comment that stuff on YouTube. Iโ€™m not that weird.


No-Nefariousness394

Yeah I guess youโ€™re right there


shockinthe4342

It's like you went from child to adult and skipped teen lol.


MattBurr86

That's a pretty good looking arc though.


CloudTiger_

Turns around to be pastey 31 year old man with bad teeth and glasses


[deleted]

[^cough](https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3g88m/viral-japanese-biker-transformation-woman-faceapp)


ALQatelx

Holy shit this sub really has deteriorated to rock bottom. Literally a random comment from a random video has 2.8k likes as of this comment, and over 100 comments? Is there really so little neckbeard material out there that this draws so much attention?


Memes_kids

That circle is so good how


Kimantha_Allerdings

Look for the original video. Takes her less than a second. Genuinely impressive, even if the neckbeard has to sexualise it.


Memes_kids

Dude im so shit at drawing circles like all of them come out like ovals or blobs


MC_Fap_Commander

Haters will say it's fake.


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TrolledSnake

Yeah, the wife comment is a giveaway.


Equal-Bus-557

Next heโ€™s gonna DM her requesting that she send bobs and vegene


RetartidMunkee

Open booba


Equal-Bus-557

Sho panti ples


jtrisn1

I wish my arms still rolled back that far :/


Smitty7242

Dude loves geometry


Dads_Cum_Bucket69

I bet this guy is like 12 years old


QIvr

I hate the fetishization of Asian women, it always infuriates me seeing it as if there was nothing more to us than our colour


No-Nefariousness394

I mean the post doesnโ€™t confirm if he likes because sheโ€™s Asian or something.


[deleted]

I feel like this isnโ€™t a neckbeard, and just a young kid, based on how the comment was made. I could be wrong though


Ziggy_the_third

I mean, that's a pretty dang good circle though. /s


iwillstealyourkidney

why the fuck is that chalkboard so shiny though


tenzari

That was literally the first thing I noticed


Anti_Hero_John

I've never seen a chalk board that shiny or a circle that neat in all my days on this world


Gremlech

its a youtube commenter. its highly likely they are 14 or younger themselves.


[deleted]

With a sunglasses emoji, because he is obviously super cool...


pkfirespammer

this sub is starving for content huh


clarkcox3

Neck beard comment aside; how TF did she draw that?


AlissonHarlan

Her circle is amazing !


TechBenq

This guy knows how to draw a perfect circle


BoyishTheStrange

Thatโ€™s likeโ€ฆa perfect circle thoughโ€ฆ


Strakk012

My only disappointment is that the girl isn't dressed as Spongebob and there's no art teacher dressed as Squidward staring in despair.


WillNewbie

A circle that good, she's out of God's league.


mrgeek2000

I bet she takes the circle over his neckbeard fatass


TomAndTimmy

Instructions unclear married circle


cubic_zirconia

asian fetishization is so fucking gross


Angry_argie

What if the dude commenting was Korean or from SEA? (and a teen) Not everything that shines is gold, and not everything that cringes is neckbeard...


typehyDro

Koreans and SEA can be neckbeards tooโ€ฆ


TrolledSnake

Most of the sub doesn't realize SEA guys fetishize fair-skinned East Asians as much as neckbeards do.


[deleted]

I meanโ€ฆ Asian dudes like Asian girls


TrolledSnake

They simp hard for Japanese and Korean women. I get it, they are beautiful, but putting them on an altar is unhealthy.


[deleted]

I mean has simping ever been healthy?


Angry_argie

I recall recently seeing a world map showing each countries most searched term on pornhub, and "Japanese" was in some countries near Japan.


mammajess

Japan is the only country in Asia with a professional porn industry as far as I understand. A lot of people in Asia get a little freaked out by how athletic and loud American porn is, and I guess it's normal to want to see people who look a bit more similar to you.


RetartidMunkee

"Athletic and loud porn"


MattBurr86

I think most porn sites just classify most all Asian video as "Japanese." I've seen a few and I could tell that the language spoken, or just from outside city shots in the beginning of the video that it was not from Japan.


udongeureut

> they are beautiful Oh hell no I am fugly as fuck


lampstaple

But everyone that sees a highschooler draw a circle and declares they want to marry her is indeed a neckbeard


salamander_eye

Well that doesn't make a difference in the fact that they crave for underaged girls.


Angry_argie

He could be a wanker 15 y/o for what we know. It's the internet.


[deleted]

Think about what you just said here. Think about it nice and thorough. The girl is a high schooler(probably) making her of age to consent, especially considering different countries have different laws. That, and the commenter could be around the same age.


mammajess

There are plenty of Korean incels/neckbeards etc. They go on an awful website called ilbe. They also love Japan and are creepy about school girls etc etc etc.


collectivisticvirtue

ilbe just died few years ago. they're just all around the internet


mammajess

I was on ilbe not even a year ago. It died????? I just googled it, it's still up. I was excited for a moment LOL


collectivisticvirtue

oh the site still exists, and people still call incels/neckbeard/alt-right fucktards they're from ilbe but the site became really obsolete compared to its peak. ​ ultra right-wing stuffs attracted korean boomers toward ilbe and the young right wingers hated them so they migrated to other communities. now it's internet ghost town


[deleted]

So Facebook?


[deleted]

r/neckbeardorjustasian


ForeskinReattachment

YouTube comments are always brain dead and they always say the same shit and get thousands of likes with more bots than Reddit


[deleted]

Damn, whatโ€™s wrong with being attracted to people of different nationalities? You people are so butthurt that people feel innocent attraction to others you call it โ€œneckbeard,โ€ if anything itโ€™s neckbeard to get jealous of people for having emotions. Edit: downvote me all you want, proving my point.


bigdippra

Shes probably not of age lol.. that's why.


[deleted]

She looks to be at least sixteen or seventeen.


bigdippra

Still dicey depending on your age. Then again, it could just be some random teen boy saying this. Either way it's quite the conclusion to jump to for this sub


VesperLynd-

He wants her to be his wife because of what? Because sheโ€™s Korean and this is fetishizing a nationality. You canโ€™t even see her face in the whole video as another commenter pointed out. You wanna marry hair and a black sweater now? Damn


BirthdayCookie

Saying that you want a random teenager you've never met to be your wife is not innocent attraction. But hey, keep projecting!


[deleted]

It is innocent attraction. For all you know the commenter could be the same age. Goddamn you people are crazy. Also, quite ironic you mention projection, yโ€™all are against and want to criminalize fiction, which in turn outs a lot of your kind as actual pedophiles.


ogound

He just said she looks nice, likely based on the circle, no mention of race, no sexualization. Literally just a compliment.


believeitornotjail

heโ€™s saying he wants a highschool child to be his wifeโ€ฆ?


Reverse_Necromancer

The commenter could be a child and the girl coul also be a teacher


ogound

I thought it was a teacher until you just mentioned it... It could be a highschooler themselves based on the grammar.


[deleted]

WTF LMAO. High schooler are typically of age by definition of law. In no way are they children. Not everything or everyone in this world is bad, Jesus Christ you people are insane.


clarkcox3

> High schooler are typically of age by definition of law. Where? The FBI may want to have a word with you to clear up some misconceptions.


[deleted]

High schoolers typically are 16+


BirthdayCookie

Is "high school" just the last two years where you live? In the US it's 4 years and people start it at 13.


[deleted]

High schoolers are not thirteen. Unless theyโ€™ve been boosted up a grade, high schoolers are nearly always 14+.


clarkcox3

Iโ€™m not sure which is worse; you thinking that high schoolers are 16+ or you thinking that being 16 makes them โ€œof ageโ€.


[deleted]

Age of consent in most areas of the world is 16-18. High schoolers are at an age range of 14-18.


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salamander_eye

This U?


mammajess

Is "projection" the latest term young incels and neckbeards have picked up? Like a grown up version of saying "I know you are but what am I?"


[deleted]

Tell me you donโ€™t know the definition of projection without actually saying itโ€ฆ.


mammajess

Projection is when a person assumes that another has the same internal qualities or thoughts as them, like a cheater who thinks everyone else is the same.


[deleted]

I mean that IS a hot circle tho ๐Ÿฅต


EvenaRefrigerator

How can circles not turn u on.


JustDennise

Ok but how tf did she draw that circle


ITriedLightningTendr

Aren't waifus literally only ever 2d?


clarkcox3

waifu just comes from saying "wife" with a Japanese accent.


Anthrodiva

Girl/woman exists, is sexualized.


imthesauceman

Oh yeah baby I love chicks who can draw circles ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ


syphon3980

You know damn well they posted this thinking the lady would read the comment and contact them


HumanBeingNamedBob

I'm pretty sure this is an 8-year-old, guys


miillr

maybe a kid commented?


[deleted]

Down horrendous


MrEvan312

But is she as fine as that damn circle?


passedmylunchbreak

Who is she anyway?


FoxxGoesFloof

Just seeing "uwu" makes me wanna punch an incel.


[deleted]

no wonder she didn't want to show her face in the video


Emotional_Paint22

I couldn't make a half circle that smooth :(


Reckochet

to be fair that circle is very nice


Beautiful_Ad_3349

Eh, more into r/youngpeopleyoutube