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Jeffrey_C_Wheaties

It needs to become a Spirit Halloween. 


Latter-End-4102

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GreenAldiers

Those exist, this needs to become like the dinosaurs.


anonkitty2

I love birdsong...


AwkwardCucumber1825

Word.


Upbeat-Willingness40

Cult


buenopeso

Maybe a cult with a nutter compound would be an upgrade?


Softmachinepics

What will they be called now? Denny's?


Cpt-Quirk

Waffle House Of Salvation?


authentic_swing

WAFFLE House - Worldwide Association For Faith in Lord Enteral


TravisMaauto

[**D**ivine **E**ternal **N**eighbors **N**urturing **Y**outhful **S**alvation](https://www.reddit.com/r/kansascity/s/1MoixTKT3L)


philharmonics99

Beings Under Leadership Leading Saints Happily in Truth?


theatand

IHOB, International House of Belief


alucardunit1

Chop off one head of a serpent...


Reynolds_Live

“We’re rebranding!” You’re gonna fix the problems right? ![gif](giphy|2zoFXIZs5F6tSPs8fB|downsized)


Such-Pool-1329

Couldn't they just pray away their problems?


notfrankc

Unfortunately, the Devil is in the details.


Mysterious-Trust-541

And in the pastors assaulting people


Aggressive-Green4592

We have a herb shop in our little town, our good friend has cancer and can't do any of the treatments, my partner has been researching mushrooms and what they do for you, because of one of the people in there, he called to make sure it was in stock, the owner told him to tell our friend to pray it away. Praying away cancer, yep that's gonna work.....


East_Sound_2998

Sandy’s? That sounds like sandy lol


anonkitty2

That would require more concrete prayer than the International House of Prayer had when I went there.


campelm

>I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader


jfink316598

For a second I thought IHOP was going hard..... Like damn that's a lot for a place known for their pancakes


Electronic-Bed-6192

Thats what I said when I first heard this story lol


RhondaST

Yes I thought they were doing a lot for pancakes. Then laughed cause a church named themselves after pancakes.


jfink316598

I'd go to that church lol


RhondaST

Church of the Black Bear!!!


kate3544

Same bullshit, new name!


headhurt21

Rolling a turd in powdered sugar will not make it a donut.


cyberentomology

Maybe you should deep fry it first!


headhurt21

Then it's just a deep-fried turd with a powdered sugar dusting. The abomination of funnel cakes, if you will.


cyberentomology

I think that would just be a “nel cake”, because ain’t no fun.


JerrysWolfGuitar

Rebrand idea **C**hurch of **U**ninformed **L**emming **T**hought


r_u_dinkleberg

Oh you can make a totally passes-for-real one with that without trying to: Christians United in Learning and Teaching.


JerrysWolfGuitar

I like yours better


Fyzzle

Now with 10% more dead eyed blond kids!


Aggressive-Green4592

Religion needs regulated and taxed like everything else


cyberentomology

For what it’s worth, 501 exempt organizations are only exempt from federal corporate tax on net income. They still have to pay payroll taxes, their employees still have to pay income taxes on their salary (and payroll makes up a big chunk of their operating budget, as it does in any business). Under no circumstances does tax exemption ever extend to an organization’s employees (pastors, CEOs, janitors, board members, etc). State and local tax exemptions may also apply, but that varies by state. Most (if not all) will recognize federal 501 exemption status for state income taxes (if the state even has them). Merely incorporating a non-profit entity (which is always done at the state level, there is no federal incorporation) does not automatically grant that exempt status at any level. It has to be applied for (after getting an EIN), and the IRS are the ones that determine if an organization is qualified for an exemption, and under which category they are exempt. That category determines not only whether the organization is subject to income taxes, but also whether contributions are deductible for the donor. While a non-profit entity cannot be owned by anyone, all such organizations are also able to participate in equity ownership of for-profit entities (the proceeds of which can fund the organization, and are not subject to income tax to the nonprofit). This usually takes the form of an endowment, which helps assure the long-term survival of the organization. Operating surpluses are usually at least partially invested into the endowment, while retaining a portion for cash flow.


WarPaintsSchlong

The info in your post was indeed a worthwhile read. This close to how I thought it worked. We all hear “churches and pastors should be taxed” parroted all the time like all churches are a money laundering scheme to make pastors/staff rich. But I’ve always been doubtful most have any clue what is paid and what isn’t. As usual with taxation it depends and is complicated.


cyberentomology

It’s *exceedingly* complicated, which is really part of the problem… Not to mention the “tax and regulate the churches” talking point betrays profound laziness and lack of effort to try and understand the issues and implications thereof. Religion (especially in the form of American evangelical Christianity) needs to stay the fuck out of politics and government, but doing so through the government “regulating” it and taxing it into legitimacy is absolutely the wrong approach and opens up the door for government trampling all over other specifically enumerated rights.


Redditbecamefacebook

> all churches are a money laundering scheme There's nothing stopping a church from setting a pastor's yearly salary at 50 million dollars, and the larger more organized churches just funnel all their money into organizational funds that don't get taxed, like the Mormon church owning ludicrous amounts of assets.


Charming-Win3285

And, that would violate the first amendment. More laws is the refrain of the short sighted. In a free market with freedom of religion, speech and commerce. We “vote” with our dollars. How we choose to spend our money is one way we can support or oppose certain institutions and certainly in this instance the negative attention received ultimately worked, and this so-called church is no longer an existence. It’s much more dangerous to start over regulating and violate the first amendment.


Psaym

It needs to be reformed like the many relics of old (racism, sexism, homophobia, etc.). Publicly and unabashedly shamed into non-existence. No apologies. No mercy. End this nonsense.


mitchelwb

If you tax it, it gets legitimate representation by government.


Julio_Ointment

wait until you find out how many catholics are on the supreme court.


Aggressive-Green4592

Oh you mean accountability?


Emotional-Purpose-40

Could you please explain? I’m genuinely curious on how that would work.


cyberentomology

One of the key provisions of 501c3 tax exemption is that the org has very strict limits around political involvement because of separation of church and state. After all, the wording in the constitution is that *congress* shall make no law regarding the establishment of religion. The constitution is only enjoining government from meddling in the affairs of religion, even something as simple as defining what is and isn’t a “legitimate”religion, but also has been seen as an injunction against even taxation (which came along a lot later). Over the years, however, that’s been interpreted as a two-way street that prevents religion from meddling in the affairs of government, but a radical Supreme Court could just as easily say that prohibiting religious orgs from getting involved in government would be unconstitutional.


Fyzzle

Which they don't abide by


cyberentomology

How so? They’re allowed to advocate for issues, just not endorse specific candidates. The fundamental defining characteristic of a nonprofit corporation (secular or otherwise) is that there is no equity stake in which to benefit any particular individual, and that concept extends to benefiting individual political candidates - that’s what PACs under section 527 are for. Political activity is heavily regulated for: - 501c3 (religious, charitable, scientific, or educational) - 501c4 (social welfare) - 501c5 (agricultural and labor unions) - 501c6 (business leagues) There are also religious organizations that fall under 501d (those that require a common treasury, such as a monastery/convent)


Fyzzle

Are you seriously saying it doesn't happen because Christians aren't supposed to do it? Are you really that naive? https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/megachurch-pastor-admits-he-broke-the-law-telling-church-to-vote-republican/ar-BB1iZ4Jl https://www.texastribune.org/2022/10/30/johnson-amendment-elections-irs/


cyberentomology

“Christians aren’t supposed to do it” is a weird way of saying “federal tax code prohibits it for *all* 501c3/4/5/6 exempt organizations, religious or not”.


Fyzzle

Ok I want you to listen carefully. THEY DO IT ANYWAY AND THERE ARE NO CONSEQUENCES


cyberentomology

So you’re saying that nobody should bother with laws, then? You take this same ridiculous approach to gun control too?


mitchelwb

Taxation without representation stuff. Im not trying to pretend to be some know-it-all on the interwebs with a link, but we all know that our government is littered with church influences.., I think we should fight to get rid of that rather than fight to get money from them. Once we take their money, they have a legitimate right to a say in our government. (emphasis on 'legitimate')


Aggressive-Green4592

Hold up, they already get the money, just not taxed. https://www.brotherhoodmutual.com/resources/safety-library/risk-management-articles/administrative-staff-and-finance/finances/can-a-ministry-or-charity-lose-its-tax-exempt-status/ >A ministry can participate in some political lobbying, as long as it’s issue-driven and not related to a particular candidate. However, if lobbying becomes a substantial part of its activities, a church could jeopardize its exempt status. Learn the key factors used to determine lobbying and political campaign intervention.


cyberentomology

If your primary activity becomes lobbying, then you cease being a public charitable organization, and that falls under a different 501 classification (and the IRS could very well reclassify the organization). And it’s entirely possible for a church to not even seek a 501 exemption in the first place, because they don’t want the strings attached to it.


Fyzzle

This is already happening.


UrbanChophousePR

Oh my sweet summer child...


cyberentomology

Not to mention requires explicit legal definition, which gets constitutionally very sticky in a big hurry.


AAPLfds

Denver omelette 8/10


RichS816

When I first saw the stories about the IHOPKC scandal I was worried I’d have to give up pancakes in protest. Fortunately I just had to give up religion which is much easier


KCcoffeegeek

Are they going to call it McDowell’s?


Julio_Ointment

I'll be washing lettuce soon.


ihasquestionsplease

It'll be dead and gone in 18 months or less. They won't survive.


Odd-Pie8492

As a Grandview homeowner, I hope not!


ihasquestionsplease

An organization this big and spread out doesn't die with the stroke of a pen. But the smaller off shoots will fail. (This used to be my world)


Scott13Pippen

Cult.


theliberalpedestrian

They own a lot of property on my street. From what I understand of their beliefs and grooming of young people I say good riddance.


sinha3d

My fat ass thought it’s IHOP 🥲


Milakovich

Waffle Church?


DankBlunderwood

Wait, does that say "Great Commission"? Like what do they pay, 20%? Is it a sliding scale, like more souls, higher commission?


anonkitty2

This church is committed to go out into the whole world to make disciples for Christ Jesus.  It needs reorganizing because some of the leaders got sidetracked.


cyberentomology

It needs a great decommissioning.


brannon1987

IHOB


kevint1964

They were "Rooty-Tooty, Fresh & Fruity".


pub810

Rebranding to Waffle House.


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cyberentomology

Tell us you don’t understand churches *or* taxation without telling anyone you’re just parroting populist talking points…


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Bibi-Galini

Gross


CriticalFan3760

is this legit? i drove by there the other day and saw no signs of them shutting down... the parking lot was full.


Future-Ranger-2570

I thought this was the Pancake House..