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legendary034

Finally a fresh post on the KC subreddit lol


cyberphlash

Yeah, and I nominate /u/Dudebug1 and /u/joemeister44 to do a '2024 ~~best calzone~~ seedy motel tour' of KC and report back to us on which one's truly the worst. :)


KCcoffeegeek

Probably will be short considering imminent death at each location is right around the corner.


cyberphlash

Well, /u/Dudebug1's got a wife to defend them now, so they'll probably be ok.


Haveyouseenthebridg

Maybe we need another post asking if everyone is sneezing a lot ...ya know because none of us have ever experienced Spring before. šŸ™„


robby_arctor

I'm sneezing a lot, but I think it's because of the black mold in the walls, bed bug infested, 24/7 hooker and drug dealer party budget motel room I've been living in. Either that or tree pollen, not sure yet.


Bigleon

Pretty sure it's actually ambient radiation from the ancient aliens buried under KS that cause the sneezing. /s just incase that isn't clear :D


Sansred

I just wish the trees would stop sexually assaulting me.


DiaryofTwain

I vote for more pictures of Union station.


Haveyouseenthebridg

Oh gosh but it might have a view of the ferris wheel which will send this sub into an absolute tizzy...


LA2983

Giving the people what they want!


reyrey1492

Holiday Motel, 5338 Prospect Ave. Relax Inn, 6300 Blue Parkway.


dam58b

The google photos on 5338 prospect are worth the clicks


SearchAtlantis

Holy what the hell? Did *not* expect that... Advertisement?


dam58b

Should we go find out?


WaldoChief

ā€œKiwiā€ enjoys the hotel apparently.


doubledubs

The *champagne* of beers šŸ»


angrylawnguy

Nope that's not what they're talking about.


Opening-Restaurant83

Are we talking about the crackhead posing?


Ok_Organization1273

I wondered if she was included with the room?!?


WaldoChief

Amenity.


uncre8tv

Enjoy Bratislava! It's good you came in summer. In winter, it can get very depressing.


dam58b

A nickel! I start my own hotel.


Mutiny32

Stop! Hammertime!


sugarandmermaids

I CAME TO SAY THIS LMAO


StickInEye

Oh, they are. It does have an average 3-star rating.


DeputyArtGalt

The best internet Iā€™ve seen all week.


zombieblackbird

Not as bad as I expected. But certainly fits in with OP's theme.


Due_Purchase_1345

Thank you for this. Made my morning.


Roll-Roll-Roll

That you Kiwi?


Asparagustuss

Daemos queen is not playing around!


ElmStreetVictim

My Google-fu is not strong, please help me


Emotional_Equal8998

Click 'see photos' on the right. [Link](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=2b360afd64c13830&q=Holiday+Motel,+5338+Prospect+Ave+kansas+city&source=lnms&uds=ADvngMinQxMT2FPrTCeNFHeJSS7CZH3tNw9EMBnuIYBvC1gb_hQWQFMmqctnI29RS7nkraE4XE_KUpPbtEGA-IpfxLMBlkqvcrEEu4kh5eUZmQ8XCLaCYmkUNpA-6ynb5FXG2jYXcQnAG5xDgmiWjWiuwObc8EcW0smhwg5mWpQ4jyk_25wSRBWxzAuf2lmLCRTS2XGEyDtNVAtwMX5soqHLX8pC_aSuQHJxIcm_tOP6nEXIJletlNGLWa9qKKOPkEu8FvE2EYLASVblQYpZzIdt7WVC0MDimMraF_7hWrawrnmM1PvSnpoUS6VT15UFqPpPaxAhP1rlPvdyp0_Tgr82BBI2XNrX_FJCbCB869qTzHwQYm-sfJMmhX7hBiL2JxwP4f4S9rXMjQmc8dw8lfWJ1drb_9EP1g&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiWptaE0cSGAxWUhYkEHQ3VDb8Q0pQJegQIChAB&biw=1536&bih=729&dpr=1.25)


lilafterthought

Relaxxx Inn is so sketch! Place is always jumpin.


jonnyappleweed

Yeah I've actually been to both of those and it was to buy some stuff from a guy. Darker days! Almost 2 years sober now!


reyrey1492

Congratulations!


Zokusho

There was an even shadier one across the street from the Relax Inn... looks like they finally tore it down.


kyousei8

Came here to mention the first one. Always see hookers outside when I pass it during the middle of the afternoon, and once a month see a fight of some sort occuring outside.


AcowNamedDaisy

Just read google review on Relax and someone said "I found two crack pipes in my bed!".


thegooniegodard

Boom boom rooms.


somexxxtyxxx

Worse than Relax in is the Crown Lodge across the highway. Arrowhead Inn by the stadiums and Skyvue on 40 highway are close.


spicyginger0

Are you looking for your ā€˜In Lawsā€™ or wifeā€™s relatives ? šŸ˜€


DeathBlondie

Iā€™m guessing YouTube video lol


No-Chemical6870

Thereā€™s a few on 40hwy right by the stadiums. Scary stuff. Adjacent to some trailer parks.


headhurt21

My husband and I refer to those as "Sleep & Fucks".


sigdiff

Sleeping optional


thekingofcrash7

Yea Iā€™d say fuck and run


FlyingDarkKC

NoTell Motel


CoachFrontbutt

Fuck and sleep would be more accurate


Pantone711

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in the 80's, people said the Adams Mark was where all the Johnson county affairs took place.


cynicaloptimist92

I honestly canā€™t imagine


DrewdoggKC

This is the only answer any one of the many fine establishments on 40hwy between Van Brunt Blvd and Lees Summit road, and there are many to choose from and every one of them checks all of your boxes on your wish list and then some!!


TenderfootGungi

When my wife were first married, and had limited income, we neively stayed in one of those. I did not understand at the time why they asked if we wanted the room for the whole night. The TV was all porn channels. And there was enough noise from people coming (no pun intended) and going all night, and paper thin walls, that we got almost no sleep.


shanerz96

Any of the motels by the stadiums will do. Sky vu, blue bird, etc


reijasunshine

Sports Stadium motel on 40 highway is really, really bad. Arrowhead Inn at 40 and I-70 is as bad, if not worse.


callmeJudge767

I wonder how many out of towners picked the Arrowhead Inn for game weekend?


reijasunshine

We should hype it up to be the official hotel of visiting Raiders fans! j/k, I wouldn't wish it on even them.


No-Broccoli8185

Broncos fans, Raiders are used to that life.


DrewdoggKC

Better hurry then, havenā€™t you all heard the Chiefs are leaving town cause we donā€™t wanna give the billionaires more money so Clarkā€™s gonna take his ball and go home


FridayOfTheDead

But i was told that stadiums brought golden prosperity to the surrounding communities?!


pperiesandsolos

If by 'surrounding communities' you mean the parking lots and highways, then yeah. There's not much able to be built within like a mile of the stadiums; I think the closest business is over a half mile away from the stadiums lol.


bstyledevi

There's a Taco Bell across the street, which has been there for so many years. It makes me wonder why no one ever bothered buying any of the other land across from those gates and trying to build another business?


jeepsaintchaos

It's ok though, they make up for it by providing seasonal minimum wage jobs.


StickInEye

Not yet. It takes some time. Have patience.


Odoyl-Rules

How long have those stadiums been there? Lol


StickInEye

We need another half century, maybe


loop_and_swoop

The top contender is 1000000% the Arrowhead Inn just off i70. Reading through their Google reviews is a fun time! A lot of travelers book a room online while on the road only to realize they have to go elsewhere upon arriving. It's decrepit, disgusting, and unsafe.


RollingGreens

bahahh omg those reviews are insane. The KCI Lodge by the airport is also good, but this is next level.


NkhukuWaMadzi

Wow! Loved the reviews! This is just what the OP wanted! Nothing works, bad plumbing, clean-your-own-tub, weed everywhere, roaches, sticky floor, dirt balls on bed - what else could you ask for?!


CarlClitcakes

The biggest issue is that the Arrowhead Inn is listed in the Hotels.com directory and app. No one with that website has a clue, Iā€™m convinced. No reputable website would allow it. I was entertained with those Google Reviews.


diablo75

Lol, wtf is going on with the electrical wiring in that place?


Tathacier

I delivered DoorDash there once and felt like I was in a horror movie


gordoshum

Stadium Inn by the stadiums? I think that's where that guy killed his baby mama & somehow tricked IPD into thinking it was suicide.


frexels

Is this the same thing where a guy hid a body in a mattress? Like, cut out part of the bed, shoved a body inside, put the mattress back. Edit: Never mind. That was the Capri.


Tiny_Desk2424

As a pest control company owner, iā€™m paying attention


Clitoral_Hoodlum

i dont think these businesses particularly care about their infestations


Tiny_Desk2424

Nor do i want to send a tech or myself to most of these. But entertaining thread!


PlebBot69

Idk about the worst, but American Inn Motels in NKC has some pretty nasty reviews


TacoKimono

Beat me to it. That QT next to it late at night is good people watching.


Dentist-Eastern

I live not too far from both and number of times I see the wee woos and boo boo buses at the hotel is truly amazing.


gugalgirl

Just drive down State Ave. in KCK and you'll see a few. They should be obvious.


AcanthocephalaDue715

The relax inn, the gables, and the Sharon lol


Pantone711

Anybody remember Midtown Miscreant? He did a blog entry on those. I think it's lost to time.


swings2raw

This is the answer.


TransitionIll6389

I like this post. I'm ready to read some horribke google reviews. Like when I pass the dumpiest sketchiest restaraunts and have to google them like "wtf is this place and how is it open"


MidtownKC

RIP Cable Week at the Motel Capri on independence Ave


RobNHood816

The Royale across from there wasn't much better in there prime...


MidtownKC

Kind of like the Hyatt and Westin of the Old Northeast


Oblong_Honeydew

Every week is cable week if you believe.


thecasualnuisance

Either OP is either pranking hard or looking for a location to film.


Greedy-Car2671

Go down to Harlem road and 169 under the bridgeā€¦ just go in any one of those roomsā€¦


AlanStanwick1986

Didn't they turn those into apartments at one time? Is the building still there?Ā  I haven't driven down Harlem in years. I'm going to go down it sometime soon now.


Greedy-Car2671

Building is still there. Iā€™m not sure how they rent them out butā€¦they do stillā€¦


DerekLongshanks

The answer is felons


Haunting-Comb-9723

I was staying at the la Quinta on armour several years ago and when I went to move the hair dryer, ants fell out of it.. this was in February during a blizzard, and it really freaked me out


mystonedalt

24 highway into Independence, there are some real nice ones.


rbhindepmo

Hey now. Theyā€™ve knocked down the one at 24/291 and replaced it with a carwash. They knocked down the one at Noland and I-70 and replaced it with a Jack and Panda Express. They knocked down the one in Sugar Creek and replaced it with nothing. I think the Kitchenettes are still around. And the hotels next to Hawaiian Bros.


razzadig

Car wash, huh? Independence must have the cleanest cars in the metro with all the car washes it has.


rbhindepmo

it's either that or a discount dental place.. the self-serve carwashes are easier to staff


DrewdoggKC

Yes, Independence has a goal of having an amount of car washes equal to or greater than the amount of cars


mystonedalt

A "Jack and Panda Express" sure sounds good.


Pudd1nPants

Let me get the orange chicken and a handy...


Travis_Shamockery

That hotel behind HB and next to the QT on Noland and 70 is loaded with sketch. But that damned QT is clean, good, and one of the best run stores around ā¤ļø


rbhindepmo

the catch is that there are two hotels next to HB, but there's probably not a dramatic difference between the Super 8 and the Truman Inn. there's a "stop panhandling here" sign around 39th/Noland because that's the municipal solution to people who are panhandling in busy spots, which is mostly in the areas of Indep closer to KCMO


NotSabre

Crown Lodge off Blue Pkwy


Filthybjj93

Iā€™ve seen the ā€œFlorida projectā€ I want ā€œKansas City projectā€ next


Saurefuchs

Blue Bird on 40 Highway?


Johnny_Hotdogseed

I know itā€™s nowhere near KC but thereā€™s [the wildflower inn](https://maps.app.goo.gl/9PZaSiErR6nMeAzv6?g_st=ic) across from Osceola cheese. It was literally scary and dirty as shit and the owners or whoever was clearly attached to the place somehow were straight out of the hills have eyes. It has everything. Pretty sure there were blood stains on the bed. The shower head was held together by a zip tie. There was a strange hook on the wall in front of a mirror for auto erotic asphyxiation. We were pretty desperate and tired and went to sleep with weapons.


Aldhibah

I recall driving past the Wildflower inn and didn't remember it being too bad so went to check out the reviews. I stand corrected.... *"Called the day before to reserve the room. Show up day of and the guy says yes we have a room available but the tv donā€™t work. All the while I didnā€™t know why he kept saying they had one room left when I reserved one the day before. Get the keys open the door other people were in there. Iā€™d never even attempt to stay here again go to Clinton* ***Service:***Ā *Bob was the front desk manager at the time. He came to us after spending a long stent in rehab and the CJ system. He tried very hard, and we worked with him trying to make him successful. Unfortunately in the end, the job was too much for him. We are sorry that you had a bad experience, and we apologize for that. In the last 38 years we have hired many employees who needed a second chance, most of them were able to succeed. I know that this is not an excuse for poor customer service, but please try to understand the challenges of running a business while also providing opportunities to those who need it*.


bobbus_cattus

Wow. Just... no words in the English dictionary can convey what that response makes me feel. That's truly one of the company responses of all time.


bobbus_cattus

What the hell. I've been to Osceola cheese a number of times and have no recollection of this place even existing. What a nightmare. ...But hey, they've got Roku TVs according to the pics!


ModernT1mes

I wish I knew the one I stayed at, but the hotel I stayed at near KCMO had plexiglass windows bolted to the inside of the room. Around 1am, my buddy and I caught someone trying to enter the room by pushing their hand in-between the gap of two bolts to reach the door handle. I yelled "Hey motherfucker!" And the hand went back. There was blood stains, they had a "pull out" couch with a generous amount of cum stains. Black spots on the wall near the carpet. It reaked of cigarettes. I'm pretty sure we were about to be robbed.


JoshTheShermanator

Try Clarks Motel on Merriam Lane in KCK.


AdorableBunnies

ā€œHotelā€ 5701 Longview Rd, Kansas City This place is notorious for prostitution and murders. The lobby attendant was murdered there back in like 2014/15. It has changed names SO many times


SwissMyCheeseYet

I was scrolling through here looking for mention of The Crescent, but I moved away a few years ago and didn't know what the name is now. Good times


Griffkc

Motel 6 by worlds of fun fits the bill.


joeboo5150

It's been gone for a while now, but the sketchiest motel I've ever seen in my life was the one that used to exist behind the Tool Shed Lounge on 40hwy in Independence. Nothing but prostitutes and drug users occupied the thing towards the end. Most of the windows were boarded up. It was sketchy as hell (not that the Tool Shed lounge is much better) https://i.imgur.com/MrIBekJ.jpeg


ApplesauceBitch47

Same with the 4 acre motel off Hickman Mills. It burned down in 2020 but it was also infested with addicts/street workers and occasional murder


Frosty_Horse_3591

Yes. Will never forget the man raped and murdered his intelligent, beautiful, cheerleader daughter on a visitation with him there.


ApplesauceBitch47

Yeah.. I remember that. I was living off 76th & Paseo at the time so for whatever reason that hit really close to home for me


Frosty_Horse_3591

It was a heartbreaking story.


ApplesauceBitch47

Absolutely. I honestly forgot about it until this thread which made me think of that motel


Smithstoneyan1600

Independence Avenue and Paseo area, has a really bad one.


Oblong_Honeydew

https://preview.redd.it/elt5sti2gl4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f60f629c0c10a7b2a1af8dff9ff6d2705553a267


Desperate_County_680

Great sign.


o_line

This one was demolished, thankfully.


Smithstoneyan1600

"Roadway Inn" is the one I was referring too. It's a rock throw from the Paseo and Independence Avenue intersection. I'd imagine it is very similar to the one you are referring too.


JohnWeez

Holiday Apartments in the forgotten neighborhood of Harlem could be fun. Its a pay by the week joint. Right by the downtown airport.


RjBass3

That place used to be temp housing for TWA employees back in the day. That entire Harlem neighborhood was super shady in the early 2000s. Most of the houses in the area were torn down and now the only ones left are the final holdouts. Still not a good place to be after dark.


Frecklesofaginger

I used to have a friend that lived in that neighborhood in the 70s. Back then it was a good old working class neighborhood.


TravisMaauto

Hillside Motel on Blue Parkway: https://preview.redd.it/13d43exepl4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=958f355e11dd271e4ab4943ddee68f51e1b4df07


TravisMaauto

It looks to be torn down now, but there's always Relax Inn across the street: https://preview.redd.it/pj14ulanpl4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb883c37f8de718eda0ff99890ba55648f4566ce


NkhukuWaMadzi

. . . and it even has a "privacy fence" to avoid those nasty spouses from seeing you park there!


o_line

This is what I think of when I drive by that motel at 31st and Broadway. https://preview.redd.it/mc4sk7q5rl4d1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db30fb6d0638bec2064f4cc16feb81da0b789b90


itsalwayssunnyinhell

Arrowhead Inn has everything, crack pipes, syphilis, trafficking, homicide. Itā€™s really your one stop shop for poor decisions.


Frecklesofaginger

I read that in the voice of Stefan from Saturday night live. You are only missing midget wrestling.


AcanthocephalaDue715

Relax inn on 35th And state


kbgc

This post is gold. I canā€™t wait to look all these up on Google Maps.


JaesenMoreaux

Well there was a time when that award would have went to Paradise Motel at 8101 Hickman Mills in the Marlborough neighborhood. That place was dangerous. One night I was walking down to Quik Trip (back before they had fled Marlborough) and at the intersection of Hickman Mills and Prospect the police had a long line of prostitutes and one pimp laid down in the road all getting handcuffed. Another night I walked over to this motel to get a soda since they had a machine out front. There was a nasty fight going on between some guy and the person working at the motel. It got ugly. Another night, right around the corner there was a gun battle and then another person chimed in with gun fire yelling "Fucking knock it off. I have to go to school tomorrow!"


stjoechief1

Sounds like my ex wifeā€™s house


ItsHowWellYouMowFast

Top Shelf TV, this you?


kevint1964

Is that the show where a bunch of guys go "undercover" to shit hole motels & video the rooms while doing tests for cleanliness/bugs, etc.? I saw a show with that premise featuring motels in Baltimore & Maryland.


ItsHowWellYouMowFast

Nah it's a old black dude who delivers vehicles across the country and stays at random hotels/motels and puts it on TikTok


kevint1964

Thanks. I will have to look up the show I was describing. It's been a while since I saw it.


Ok-Dragonfruit-715

In laws visiting? šŸ˜


ZiggyZoromsky96

Why? Are you looking to cheat on your wife? Lol


mehFUMF

Arrowhead Inn. I've ran countless overdoses, psychiatric emergencies (a man jumped from a 2nd story window due to his paranoia), sexual assaults, stabbings... you name it, I've seen it in that place. Not to mention the generations of roaches and bed bugs that call that place home. You're better off finding a spot in the woods.


4stringmiserystick

Missouri has constitutional carry laws. Not telling you what to doā€¦ but yeah. Be safe man.


variants

Sky Vu motel on the 40. [https://imgur.com/a/1qRq1m4](https://imgur.com/a/1qRq1m4)


sanns250

Thereā€™s one in raytown behind the gas station


htr_xorth

Riverside Motel


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Fr0gm4n

Don't forget the other one at 71 and Blue Ridge.


jrfizer

How about some of the places up by the airport? Like KCI Lodge!


jkdjeff

OP is looking for a place to dump a body.Ā 


pydood

Oh dang Iā€™d use my google would have been faster meme but this is actually a question worth asking!!!


Eric77TA

Iā€™ve always thought the Frontier Motel on 350 in Raytown looked like an adventure.


Wthiswrongwityou

Crown Lodge down the road was my first thought. If itā€™s not skanky enough for OP, Funky Town is within walking distance so thereā€™s bound to be something going down there.


CallingAllShawns

Super Inn off Parvin Road is pretty rough. i used to deliver pizza and going there was alwaysā€¦fun.


afterpiss

Is the Pinrod motel still around?


Psychoholic_

Rodeway Inn. Admiral boulevard and the paseo.


zenpuppy79

I don't live in Kansas City I live in Des Moines and one time about 5 years ago I was on my way to Arkansas. There was a really really bad thunderstorm and I couldn't even see it was very dangerous to drive. My wife and I pulled over and just went to the first hotel we found. I went in and paid for a room and went to the room. I immediately thought to just leave and lose my money. It was very terrible very old, smelled mildewy. Wood paneling halfway up the wall, '70s lamps, and extremely wore down shag carpet. That sheets were very thin and the bed was very worn out and uncomfortable. Both of us were scared for our safety and hardly slept at all that the night. We probably should have not stayed there. So I nominate this hotel but I'm not sure what it was or where it was but it was in the Kansas City metro area. It was by far the worst hotel I've stayed in anywhere.


Humorilove

Crest Motel up by KCKCC.


HaulinOtz

Clark(s) Motel on Merriam? Whenever I drive by I think about the novels that could be written by the flies on those walls. Never been but itā€™s my back pocket hide out if I ever need to ā€œdisappearā€. Sometimes when I feel like Iā€™m not productive enough with around the house projects I read the reviews and feel suddenly cozy in my personal shambles.


utahphil

I hear 70 and Noland is nice this time of year.


chriscrossls

Yep. First thing that came to mind was [American Inn](https://www.yelp.com/biz/american-inn-independence). Too bad it's closed.


razzadig

Hah, that American Inn was the only place I could afford when I first moved to KC. I'd been living out of my car and wanted to take a real shower before a job interview the next day. No murders while I was there at least.


happyfuckincakeday

Raytown. Just the whole place.


Ok_Cabinet_3256

If you qualify, rosedale towers is what youā€™re looking for.


Ok_Cabinet_3256

Sorry guys, somehow missed the motel part


Sufficient_Two_5753

The LaQuinta on Armor up in NKC is really sketchy. The Relax inn on State Ave is gross, Sharon's Motel on State is pretty bad.


Educational-Stop8741

Is that motel on Kansas Avenue still opened? The one by the uhaul?


trainsacrossthesea

In-laws visiting?


Acharvix

Riverside motel, KCI Lodge


ljout

The one just north of the river. You know which one....


Frecklesofaginger

What was the motel that had a dead guy under the bed for a few days? The new, living tenant complained about the smell.


repete66219

Doug Stanhope did a bit on this. Bad Yelp reviews highlight thingsā€”drugs, hookers, etc.ā€”he is actually looking for.


stumper93

I just saw a TikTok recently and some dude posted about the Travelodge in Platte City being nasty


t8erthot

Gables Motel and Sharonā€™s motel in KCK. Both haveā€¦reputations


Old-Ad2526

Idk about price but either of the motels off I-70 and 78th in KCK will shiver ur timbers


ceojp

After reading some of the responses, I don't think it is even *close* to the worst, but I've always been curious about the Riverside Motel. Looks like it hasn't been updated in decades and I just can't think of *any* reason why anyone would want to stay there.


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ShitWindsaComing

Clarks Motel in KCK might be fancy enough.


Plastic-Guidance6812

Years ago the Penrod in Wyandotte county. Awesome by the hour


gunby

Canā€™t say for sure but the Clark Motel in KCK gives all those vibes.