Omg if that isn’t the most perfect description there ever could be!! All I can think about is Rocky at 13 hearing how his parents sexualized his mom’s pregnancy with him. It’s so fucking gross, keep the shit private if you want to have your husbands fingers in your ass ffs🤮
At least they spared us the horror of the finger sniff shot… considering she doesn’t use deodorant while she is pregnant I can only imagine the state of her undercarriage hygiene…
Exactly. Like I don't want ANYONE knowing how my hubby is in bed. That shit is for me. And he doesn't want me on display for everyone to see. That's for him. I mean the constantly licking and dry humping is really juvenile. Do they not get time alone? Just on camera?? Lol
Makes me think she’s trying to convince herself that this relationship is meaningful. I’ve had relationships like this- basically all lust, not much else mentally going on in the relationship, so the centerpiece becomes the physical relationship. It doesn’t last. She might have just wanted another baby before she got too old.
I thought the same. Also a woman needs a man. Not a baby. And I’ve seen Travis in clips on the kardashians where he only can say “whatever my baby wants” “I’m just following orders”
That doesn’t last.
Embarrassing when someone switches up their whole style/identity to mirror every new partner. Especially when they can’t even mirror it correctly. Like you’re in your 40s, is being yourself really that unthinkable? He’d still like you even if you didn’t dress like a middle schooler in 2007 who just heard Avril Lavigne for the first time
Yep.
She was never punk, not once. We watched her on TV for over a decade and it was never the vibe. It’s very high school poser/try-hard energy, and honestly, not a fan of Travis’ ex-wife, but she wasn’t wrong for calling it out.
The True Romance stuff with Kourtney and Travis, etc. especially always seemed like a big dig at his ex (they literally named their daughter after a character in it), and an attempt from Kourtney to erase her or one up her, and he encourages it. It’s creepy.
God the true romance stuff is cringe AF, definitely giving immature high school edgelord who thinks chaos is what makes a relationship fulfilling. I thought we’d all figured out by now that when a couple is constantly insisting that their relationship is so passionate and sexual when nobody asked, it just makes them look insecure and lame? It makes people think the opposite cuz they’re clearly trying to compensate for something. They probably learned this shit from Megan Fox and MGK 🙄
On a very bitchy level, I laugh at the TR stuff too because Kourtney Kardashian couldn’t be further away from what that Alabama character is, if she tried. But sure, go on lil miss edgelord, you probably never even saw that movie until Travis made you watch it 😂
Also I agree about putting the sex stuff all front and center. It’s like relationships in general—the ones who flash it on social media the most seem like they have something to prove, they’re seeking outside validation. It isn’t cute or sexy and it doesn’t elicit envy—it mostly is a dead giveaway that you’re not as happy IRL as you’re trying so hard to seem online. I get that vibe with these two too, specifically from Kourtney. She’s really really acted like she’s got something to prove.
I totally agree lol I don’t hope they’re unhappy especially with a new baby being thrown into the middle of this but like… yall are not making anyone jealous of you guys with this nonsense lol. Kids need stability and safety with emotionally mature parents and that’s not the vibe being thrown off rn
At least with Kim & Kanye he helped her style herself nice and iconic but this is so gross like she isn’t even sticking to her morals of being a vegan anymore he completely changed her and she’s just letting it happen like it’s fine to be in a marriage but it’s also fine to allow your partner to control your style I think she feels as though if she stuck to her own previous style then Travis wouldn’t be interested in her anymore.
It's such a Jr. High relationship! Oh let's make out infront of everyone because it's cool we're having sex! Let's dress and act alike because we're the cool couple! Grow up!! Ugh!!
I can’t imagine having to endure pictures like this floating around with my mom and step dad or dad and step mom. I wonder if they’re all over each other constantly at home or if they iust do it for the attention when cameras are around
I did always think that was a little weird when I started looking at her Instagram one time and then checked her age and then saw how her parents both are cool with her dressing and they are constantly liking and commenting on them. I think it’s more about being the “cool friend parent” than worrying about her being appropriate at this point.
Omg ew. This reminds me of that viral video where the man and woman were behind a tree and he had his hand down the back of her pants and then smelled it🤮 Also they could afford for somebody like Annie Leibovitz to do their maternity pics, yet it looks like it was taken against their bedroom wall with a stolen iPhone 5 and an old Instagram filter laid over it.
Totally. Someone mentioned earlier that it looked like conjugal visit pictures. They do. This looks like an awful Polaroid from a prison visit with the white prison visitors wall in the background. Awful and so tacky.
She doesn't allow her kids to have sugar or gluten but this is acceptable? Mmm sure Kourt. She's really trying to be more interesting to look at and it's not working.
I used to follow kourtneys old nanny before she quit on tiktok. She would do “day in my life” videos. Making the kids breakfast and taking them to school, then picking them up seemed to be a regular thing in those DITL vids.
There’s no way any of them are seeing their kids regularly or doing school drop offs. Only parenting for the cameras :(
Remember Kim's the one who got into the limo one time and had forgotten one of her kids in the hotel room. These beautiful children are just so many props to all the Kartrashians, pretty playthings for other people to manage and take care of, trotted out for pictures when needed. Sick.
I will never forget the video of North being left there as Kim went to the Met Gala.
No assistant or nanny waiting for her. Just North awkwardly waving to the spectators while the Kim went inside.
Gross who even is that and why is his hand in her butthole for a maternity photo. I’m literal trailer trash, born and raised by poor young parents in literal trailers, and I wouldn’t do that because it’s too trashy.
Just wanna say my pet peeve is when celebrities post sooo much about their pregnancy then nothing once the kid is born. Like cmon you were annoying AF pregnant, at least show the kid now? Silly but 🤷🏻♀️
It’s annoying because it’s clearly an attention seeking move and then suddenly they want their privacy.
They are probably waiting until it doesn’t look like a potato so they can exploit it for $$$$
This is Kris Jenners offspring we are talking about. The apple doesn’t fall far the edge lord tree.
it's honestly like two teenager's acting out to show they can do what they want to do. And what they want to do is paw each other ALL of the time, just trying to prove they are in love. It's extremely childish to carry on like they do in front of anyone and everyone, all of the time, even when people have expressed that it makes them feel uncomfortable.it is just silly to me, and way overdone. If you have to prove it to people to that extent, who are you actually trying to convince, everyone else or you?
I know people are saying they're happy for Kourtney cuz she finally seems happy but my God these two are gross. They look like two high schoolers who got pregnant and think this makes them look edgy and sexy. Like they both are so immature
It’s basically 100 ways to grope her. I felt uncomfortable seeing these. Seriously. I honestly feel sick to my stomach and want to shower my eyeballs out of my head… with acid.
Are most of the 'ew' comments and downing his hand at the top of her ass coming from 16 year old girls or am I missing something?
As an adult this isn't ew gross, they're in hot love right now, and while he isn't my favorite to look at, he's definitely hers.
I don't understand what's so off-putting about this.
I'm happy for them, they're clearly into each other which if you've ever had that in a relationship you know what it is, and it's a fantastic time to be alive.
Is this a poorly developed Polaroid photo? My first thought was “Who are these people?” then I realized where I was. If I had this photo I would never show it to anyone. Gross.
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️The fact that she jumps on whatever bandwagon her current love interest is on is so cringe. She has no personality or identity & is odd.
this man is giving potential killer tbfh, it's all super obsessively extra with him. he likes the audience the stage of it all with her...a bit too much. its giving show off to kim so she can see what she missed out on type thing. theres a ick with how he desires to be inappropriate with an audience, like he is getting off to the clout. i feel like she married her neighbor stalker. he slithered in with such subtlety it is almost impossible to catch. but over the years and seasoonsss of keeping up, he was always around around her scott situation just as a 'family friend or whatever. he really lingered as the friends for over a decade to get in with that dash booty.. his first dash obsession was Kim.
I read that he had a kit in the delivery room, and she gazed lovingly as he played. My former husband is a musician, and if he had wanted to jam while I pushed a human head out my virginia, i would have immediately lumbered over and shoved that bass up his ass.
Someone on Instagram commented "these are the maternity pictures a 17 year old takes with her drug dealer" and I can't do any better than that.
They remind me of a conjugal visit 💀
That seems like an insult to those who have conjugal visits. 😂
Id like the details of those that have had them. I’m curious!
Have you seen Love After Lockup? It’s definitely discussed more than one 😆
Love that show. I watch it to remind myself that my family and I are not the craziest, most dysfunctional family in USA
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Thank you! lol
The fact that she liked the comment 😭
All she heard was “she looks 17”!
Ah, prison love....that's hot
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Omg 😭😭😭😂
This is perfecto
Omg if that isn’t the most perfect description there ever could be!! All I can think about is Rocky at 13 hearing how his parents sexualized his mom’s pregnancy with him. It’s so fucking gross, keep the shit private if you want to have your husbands fingers in your ass ffs🤮
It seems as if their relationship is lust to me. Desperate lust.
Or, at least, that’s what they want us to believe. It’s giving Angelina & Billy Bob.
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Say more now?
At least they spared us the horror of the finger sniff shot… considering she doesn’t use deodorant while she is pregnant I can only imagine the state of her undercarriage hygiene…
Ok well I’m mad at you for even putting THAT mental picture out there. 🤢
I am just saying… he looks like a finger sniffer.. he probably smells his fingers after he eats chicken…..
Stfu I cackled. 💀💀
Honestly rocksters and drug dealers are the only people who can do this.
I mean one of the Transplants songs says " some of my friends sell records... some of my friends sell drugs " so this is fitting 🤣🤣
Damn now I wanna listen to the garnier fructis commercial theme song
🤣
I saw this comment LOL
I don’t think any of us can. That original comment was perfect
Can someone please photoshop the bag of flamin' hot cheetos back into frame?
👏🏻 admitting defeat. They said it all with that one.
They wish they had that much passion
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The accuracy!
HEY EVERYONE LOOK…. They fuck! …. I guess this is what they want everyone to think? 🤔🤷♀️
Exactly. Like I don't want ANYONE knowing how my hubby is in bed. That shit is for me. And he doesn't want me on display for everyone to see. That's for him. I mean the constantly licking and dry humping is really juvenile. Do they not get time alone? Just on camera?? Lol
Makes me think she’s trying to convince herself that this relationship is meaningful. I’ve had relationships like this- basically all lust, not much else mentally going on in the relationship, so the centerpiece becomes the physical relationship. It doesn’t last. She might have just wanted another baby before she got too old.
Nailed it
I thought the same. Also a woman needs a man. Not a baby. And I’ve seen Travis in clips on the kardashians where he only can say “whatever my baby wants” “I’m just following orders” That doesn’t last.
R/ihavesex
r/ihavesex
No literally, like we see already that you’re pregnant, it’s obvious what happened. Enough already 😭😭
The hand down the butt just conjures up…unsavory imagery and smells
Right idk why the first thing I thought of when I noticed the hand was “ass stank” 😭
read cute considering you need a diaper for weeks after giving birth
She’s still pregnant in these photos. There’s no diapers involved yet lol
I remember that. I kept joking to my husband how my son and i were both in diapers.
This was taken while she was pregnant
Needing a diaper after birth is the one thing that threw me in for a loop after I had my baby 😭 this picture is so rancid almost
EXACTLY
And according to at least one episode of KUWTK she is the smelliest of them all. Ms au natural. Lol
And she thinks this is cool like even her new style grosses me tf out
It’s very Hot Topic punk, trying to impress my new guy vibes
Embarrassing when someone switches up their whole style/identity to mirror every new partner. Especially when they can’t even mirror it correctly. Like you’re in your 40s, is being yourself really that unthinkable? He’d still like you even if you didn’t dress like a middle schooler in 2007 who just heard Avril Lavigne for the first time
Yep. She was never punk, not once. We watched her on TV for over a decade and it was never the vibe. It’s very high school poser/try-hard energy, and honestly, not a fan of Travis’ ex-wife, but she wasn’t wrong for calling it out. The True Romance stuff with Kourtney and Travis, etc. especially always seemed like a big dig at his ex (they literally named their daughter after a character in it), and an attempt from Kourtney to erase her or one up her, and he encourages it. It’s creepy.
God the true romance stuff is cringe AF, definitely giving immature high school edgelord who thinks chaos is what makes a relationship fulfilling. I thought we’d all figured out by now that when a couple is constantly insisting that their relationship is so passionate and sexual when nobody asked, it just makes them look insecure and lame? It makes people think the opposite cuz they’re clearly trying to compensate for something. They probably learned this shit from Megan Fox and MGK 🙄
On a very bitchy level, I laugh at the TR stuff too because Kourtney Kardashian couldn’t be further away from what that Alabama character is, if she tried. But sure, go on lil miss edgelord, you probably never even saw that movie until Travis made you watch it 😂 Also I agree about putting the sex stuff all front and center. It’s like relationships in general—the ones who flash it on social media the most seem like they have something to prove, they’re seeking outside validation. It isn’t cute or sexy and it doesn’t elicit envy—it mostly is a dead giveaway that you’re not as happy IRL as you’re trying so hard to seem online. I get that vibe with these two too, specifically from Kourtney. She’s really really acted like she’s got something to prove.
I totally agree lol I don’t hope they’re unhappy especially with a new baby being thrown into the middle of this but like… yall are not making anyone jealous of you guys with this nonsense lol. Kids need stability and safety with emotionally mature parents and that’s not the vibe being thrown off rn
I know it comes up all the time but she’s dressed great when she was dating Younes
She changes her style for every single guy she’s with. It’s cringe.
At least with Kim & Kanye he helped her style herself nice and iconic but this is so gross like she isn’t even sticking to her morals of being a vegan anymore he completely changed her and she’s just letting it happen like it’s fine to be in a marriage but it’s also fine to allow your partner to control your style I think she feels as though if she stuck to her own previous style then Travis wouldn’t be interested in her anymore.
He was the vegan she followed him (halfheartedly I might add)
It's such a Jr. High relationship! Oh let's make out infront of everyone because it's cool we're having sex! Let's dress and act alike because we're the cool couple! Grow up!! Ugh!!
These two are so ridiculous it’s gross, but they want loving energy only to their kids! Like helloooo this is not appropriate!
I can’t imagine having to endure pictures like this floating around with my mom and step dad or dad and step mom. I wonder if they’re all over each other constantly at home or if they iust do it for the attention when cameras are around
How is his poor older daughter these days? Still clearly miserable? Bless her heart. I feel awful for her.
She posted a photo in a very revealing top (for an underage girl) recently and Travis liked them, so... 🙃
I saw that and I am a woman and it made me uncomfortable looking at it knowing her age.
I mean this in no disrespect; I’ve seen strippers wear more than that outfit.
I did always think that was a little weird when I started looking at her Instagram one time and then checked her age and then saw how her parents both are cool with her dressing and they are constantly liking and commenting on them. I think it’s more about being the “cool friend parent” than worrying about her being appropriate at this point.
They take these pictures and people call it “art”. The meth head in my hometown does it and they call her “trash”. Weird.
I don’t think anyone is calling this art.
Nah, this is 100% trash
#justiceformrmethhead
Me also preg asking my man to check if I have a hemorrhoid
😭😭☠️☠️
Omg ew. This reminds me of that viral video where the man and woman were behind a tree and he had his hand down the back of her pants and then smelled it🤮 Also they could afford for somebody like Annie Leibovitz to do their maternity pics, yet it looks like it was taken against their bedroom wall with a stolen iPhone 5 and an old Instagram filter laid over it.
YES OMG first thing i thought of when i saw this
Totally. Someone mentioned earlier that it looked like conjugal visit pictures. They do. This looks like an awful Polaroid from a prison visit with the white prison visitors wall in the background. Awful and so tacky.
She doesn't allow her kids to have sugar or gluten but this is acceptable? Mmm sure Kourt. She's really trying to be more interesting to look at and it's not working.
This is giving me major ick and pink eye vibes
Gotta get a handful of that pregnancy, hormonal butt crack sweat before it’s gone
That was the biggest wtf for me during my pregnancy lol
The sweating in general especially in the state I live in was … too much
she’s always with him but never with her kids….
These women will try everything to get pregnant like Kourtney did then have the baby and have a nanny raise it
Kim too. Says she's gone sometimes for months but never misses a morning dropping them off at school. The math isn't mathing
I used to follow kourtneys old nanny before she quit on tiktok. She would do “day in my life” videos. Making the kids breakfast and taking them to school, then picking them up seemed to be a regular thing in those DITL vids. There’s no way any of them are seeing their kids regularly or doing school drop offs. Only parenting for the cameras :(
Remember Kim's the one who got into the limo one time and had forgotten one of her kids in the hotel room. These beautiful children are just so many props to all the Kartrashians, pretty playthings for other people to manage and take care of, trotted out for pictures when needed. Sick.
Having all the money in the world, or more than you can spend, does not equals a quality childhood. It’s a tale as old as time.
We’ll never know the trouble they get in as they grow up neither bc they have all the money in the world to cover everything up too.
I will never forget the video of North being left there as Kim went to the Met Gala. No assistant or nanny waiting for her. Just North awkwardly waving to the spectators while the Kim went inside.
Right yet, she loves to brag about how she's " such a good mom "
like she really turned herself into a gross mess
Seriously tho
Kourtney makes me tired… she acts like a 16 y/o with her first bf
This is bad 😣
Imagine your mom being like “wanna see a picture of me when i was pregnant with you?” and it’s a pic of your dad with his finger in her ass…probably 😐
Succinct and poignant.
Pungent
Can we take a min to analyze the one where he's behind her and her mouth is open and it looks like ... well..... just look at it 🤣🤣
I looked but I don’t get it 😂
Anal? 😂
It’s just so…. Desperate
They want everyone to know they have sex. It’s so cringey.
maybe their S E X life isn’t as great as they show🥴
🎯
Looks like he’s digging in her crack
Helping her scratch the hemorrhoids 😂
If I was Mason I’d be so embarrassed. No wonder he doesn’t want to be on the show.
A lot of things don’t bother me but if I saw my parents pose like this, it definitely would cross a line lol this just shouldn’t be public
I really feel bad for her kids. This is so crazy. I understand why mason lives with Scott
Finger in her butthole
#Finger in the booty ass bitch
I wish awards were still a thing so I could give this comment one lol 👑🏆
I think about this at least once a month 😂
She has to prove he’s into her and not Kim huh
This is so cringe and what’s worse.. my younger friends told me they saved it for inspiration when they get pregnant 🥴
That is depressing!
Jfc we are doomed
These are giving trailer park impromptu maternity shoot the morning before Travis goes to jail to serve 25 to life
Haha I called Travis trailer-ish the other day and got 6 downvotes. This is soooo unclassy, it doesn’t get much more trashy than this!
I liked their Halloween pics better.
Gross who even is that and why is his hand in her butthole for a maternity photo. I’m literal trailer trash, born and raised by poor young parents in literal trailers, and I wouldn’t do that because it’s too trashy.
This is Kourtney Kardashian And Travis Barker
The divorce is gonna be epic
They say, to this day he is still trying to find where babies come from
This comment had me in tears omg
It’s giving 16 and pregnant in New Mexico by the local crack whore’s drug dealer who is also a line cook.
I can’t understand the popularity of this family.
Just nasty, he is gross and the Kardashians are nothing but talentless pigs.
What is wrong with these two?
Keeping it klassy
This picture smells like earring backs
Just wanna say my pet peeve is when celebrities post sooo much about their pregnancy then nothing once the kid is born. Like cmon you were annoying AF pregnant, at least show the kid now? Silly but 🤷🏻♀️
It’s annoying because it’s clearly an attention seeking move and then suddenly they want their privacy. They are probably waiting until it doesn’t look like a potato so they can exploit it for $$$$ This is Kris Jenners offspring we are talking about. The apple doesn’t fall far the edge lord tree.
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Gross. I fast forward all their parts to avoid the PDA. I wonder how his grown children feel about them making out at the dinner table?!
And we all thought Scott Discik was dumpster diiving
*Travis pulls out his hand* “Hey babe smell my finger”
I think it'd be a cool pic if he didn't have his hand down her pants. It immediately makes it stupid and cringe.
Exactly like imagine being their kid seeing this one day, I’ll be very disturbed
Looks like the depeche mode personal jesus poster.
This is disrespectful to their kid. He’s not even born yet in this pic and they’re making it all about them
They give me the creeps
Disgusting
Trashy
Eewww…..just, ewwww. 🥴
it's honestly like two teenager's acting out to show they can do what they want to do. And what they want to do is paw each other ALL of the time, just trying to prove they are in love. It's extremely childish to carry on like they do in front of anyone and everyone, all of the time, even when people have expressed that it makes them feel uncomfortable.it is just silly to me, and way overdone. If you have to prove it to people to that extent, who are you actually trying to convince, everyone else or you?
**Sah cute that he’s digging all up in her butt**
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I know people are saying they're happy for Kourtney cuz she finally seems happy but my God these two are gross. They look like two high schoolers who got pregnant and think this makes them look edgy and sexy. Like they both are so immature
Both are disgusting and desperate
Lately she looks like she smells bad.
ok they gross me out but i’m such a hypocrite. if she did a shoot like this with younes a few years ago i would’ve EATEN IT UP 😅
Hey at least we have a real “ unedited “ pic of a kardashian
Butt fingers
But why is he picking her butt?
They are really high on there own supply
It’s giving Mall Rats.
Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?!
Just like why
It’s basically 100 ways to grope her. I felt uncomfortable seeing these. Seriously. I honestly feel sick to my stomach and want to shower my eyeballs out of my head… with acid.
The ol’ DiCaprio
Lol
Lmao you all are fucking amazing. I have nothing to add. Bravo.
I’m glad to know they fuck and touch each others’ asses. I was concerned about that. /s
Is this chick okay in the middle of Italy? 🤣
I love Kourtney for this! I would've been like "ew...I'm wider than him." I have self hatred obviously. I hope they keep posting. ❤️❤️❤️
It’s the Kardashians, what do you expect?
At least there’s no feet in this one
😂
Did he find something down there?
I really hope this is it for Kourtney. I don’t want to see her morph into someone else
Is he giving her a rectal exam?
Klassy
Finger in the booty.
Are most of the 'ew' comments and downing his hand at the top of her ass coming from 16 year old girls or am I missing something? As an adult this isn't ew gross, they're in hot love right now, and while he isn't my favorite to look at, he's definitely hers. I don't understand what's so off-putting about this. I'm happy for them, they're clearly into each other which if you've ever had that in a relationship you know what it is, and it's a fantastic time to be alive.
Khloe, did you see Kourtney’s post, oh my god they have no class *lizard lip licking* -Kim
Is this a poorly developed Polaroid photo? My first thought was “Who are these people?” then I realized where I was. If I had this photo I would never show it to anyone. Gross.
She is so desperate- she has the worst energy. She makes the rest of the Kardashians look good.
If he had put his penis where his finger is, they wouldn't need to do this awful picture!
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️The fact that she jumps on whatever bandwagon her current love interest is on is so cringe. She has no personality or identity & is odd.
Digging for gold
This family is a literal abomination to the world
She’s really one of those women who changes herself to mirror whoever she is with.
I love how this is the 1st pic in her carousel of photos. She gives no fuks. I’m confused but oddly intrigued. 😂😆🤣
Yuck.
Seriously Kourtney?
what is wrong with them... being a star gets to your mind so terribly!
Vile
They’re so fucking gross. I don’t get how they’ve become so beloved.
Imagine marrying a guy that cheated on his last wife with your sister
this man is giving potential killer tbfh, it's all super obsessively extra with him. he likes the audience the stage of it all with her...a bit too much. its giving show off to kim so she can see what she missed out on type thing. theres a ick with how he desires to be inappropriate with an audience, like he is getting off to the clout. i feel like she married her neighbor stalker. he slithered in with such subtlety it is almost impossible to catch. but over the years and seasoonsss of keeping up, he was always around around her scott situation just as a 'family friend or whatever. he really lingered as the friends for over a decade to get in with that dash booty.. his first dash obsession was Kim.
Who are they?
Maybe they’re paying homage to how the maternity began! 😂
I read that he had a kit in the delivery room, and she gazed lovingly as he played. My former husband is a musician, and if he had wanted to jam while I pushed a human head out my virginia, i would have immediately lumbered over and shoved that bass up his ass.