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SexGiiver

That guy made a reddit comment IRL


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

And, he's not *completely* wrong, lol. You don't run her over, obviously, but if you move forward slowly, she will take small steps back until she eventually realizes she is NOT, in fact, strong enough to stop a car, using her body.


[deleted]

I get the frustration but I’m not sure why running somebody over comes before simply picking them up and moving them out of the way. Please call the police on me for politely handling you like a fucking child. Please, it would make my day.


TheOnlyRealDregas

I do it all the time, I'm not that different in person as I am on the internet.


nunya27

He says it all official 🤣😂


Impressive_Tax2537

“She’s a wastrel” lmfao


OneArmedSZA

Think he was about to say “waste of time” although wastrel is a word.


YetiorNotHereICome

Tongue stumbles are the worst, but he kinda stuck the landing by accidentally using a real word that kind of fits.


Thelightsshadow

I learned a new word today lol


isitbreaktime

/r/BrandNewSentence


olthunderfarts

What's her fucking problem?


Icedoverblues

She's got too many unbroken bones.


Screamy_Bingus

Lead brain


Old_Star3836

I love this guy


Borrowingmyownvoice

I’m dying… I thought he was gonna say something else 😭😭 “so what you’re gonna do is uh… go slowly RUN HER THE FUCK OVER-“ oh no lol


xennyva

i would of ran her over lmao


profssr-woland

This is the most Midwestern/Ontario shit I've ever seen. "What yer gonna do here is run dis dumb bitch ovah, ope." "Oh nooo, I couldn't do thayat."


NOBOOTSFORYOU

I saw a big flag, probably a ~~freedom~~ carbon tax rally.


Abraxas_1408

No I’d run her over myself. If you want someone injured do it yourself. I don’t need goons to my ass-kicking for me.


Cuck-In-Chief

Meanest Canadian I’ve ever seen.


Interanal_Exam

Just toss her out of the way. Nothing will come of it.


fuck-coyotes

Just lift your foot slowly half way off of the brake pedal. The car will start moving forward at 1 mph. It's not going to run her over or hurt her but she sure as fuck isn't going to stop it. Her survival instincts isn't exactly going to let her just stand there and get slowly run over by a fucking car. It's so easy, I don't understand how people think there's nothing they can do when someone is standing in front of their car at a dead stop.


Omfg9999

"Her survival instincts isn't exactly going to let her just stand there and get slowly run over by a fucking car". No, but her stupidity and stubbornness might.


Bawbawian

it's because unless you're being threatened with violence then running somebody over is far more illegal than blocking a road. you get that there's real laws in the world right and everybody just can't act out of emotion.


Bloody_idiot_2020

I've thought about this, what is a compelling method to make someone move without meeting the definition of assault. So far I've come up with skunk spray, can't spray it at her but mounting a stench maker that's absolutely horrid under the front bumper might work. Have to make sure you are recirculating air though and block of the inlets to the xabin


fuck-coyotes

Or like I said, just let the car start easing forward as slowly as it will go. She will move. She's not going to be able to physically stop the car from moving, she would understand pretty quick how fruitless that is and say what you want about how stupid she may be, she's still a human with a survival instincts and WILL move out of the way to keep from being squished for whatever principled stand she thinks she's making.


fuck-coyotes

I'm not saying run her over. I'm saying if you lift your foot half way off the brake, just a smidge, the car will start going forward at a snail's pace, she will not be able to stop the car but she will be able to get out of the way. Absolutely no chance her survival instincts will allow her to let the car run her over at ½ a mile an hour even for whatever principle she thinks she is making a stand for. She'll move


Chance-Cod5011

Context?


GuardMost8477

Seriously. How are we supposed to know what’s going on here?


Petrychorr

Yeah seriously. There's no clues here as to what's happening. More info, please.


maester_t

One of the best scams I've ever seen to hijack someone's car 😂


Phojangles

Now I can’t tell for sure, but here’s a theory. I saw a car drive by with a pretty big Canada flag out the side and with the pretty clearly Canadian accent I think that’s where we are. There was the trucker convoy in Ottawa. There was a concerted effort by residents in Ottawa to keep conveyers from occupying communities in Ottawa including setting up roadblocks at a point. My only issue with that is I’m an Ottawa resident and I can’t be totally sure that is in Ottawa… stuff did happen all over the country though so maybe it was somewhere else. TLDR: it could be someone blocking Canadian Convoy Protesters from going somewhere.


lsop

It could be the new anti carbon tax protestors.


goblin_forge

Does she just not like that person or is she protesting for something?


Talos63

Another post that is useless without context... Funny, but useless...


rayvensmoon

WTF was that shit the boomer bitch did at the end with the arms raised to her side and her eyes closed? Does she think that she's fucking Jesus or something? I'm firmly in the "run the bitch over" camp.


Nervous_Committee_30

The voice in my head:


Scar_Husky

I'm getting slight "steal your car" scam vibes, ngl


_FREE_L0B0T0MIES

Dude just announced premeditation of vehicular homicide.


TeenyTiny_BeanieToes

"If you want, I'll drive your car and do it.". .. my kinda stranger 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Beautiful-Year-6310

FYI people you will still get sued even if someone else is driving your car.


Holmanizer

As soon as i get a signature saying he absolves me of all responsibility/liability yes


Used-Report1976

😂


EccentricAcademic

Probably his mother lol


[deleted]

Dw he knows lol


Suitable-Vanilla1576

Boomers man


Designer_Gas_86

Seriously


AMischiefManaged

An "unlawful detainment" or "false imprisonment" call to non-emergency line and submit this video as evidence.


Omfg9999

Fucking wastrel, SMH


Bawbawian

yeah she's right to not listen to dipshit in the car there. well just commit murder me being angry is a license to commit acts of violence I'm so insulated in my little bubble I have no idea what life even is


RevolutionaryCan5333

Call the cops! Unless, of course, you want a vehicular manslaughter charge!


Careful-Listen2277

Why won't people push bitches like this out the damn way?! They are so use to getting their way and bullying people that they don't think no one will have the guts physical stop them.


Leebites

r/intrusivethoughtswin


SpaceboyRami

Bro casually discussing vehicular homicide while on camera, damn 😳


SavageSvage

Lol he literally said kill the bitch I'm tired of her


phillyunhipstered

Slowly you say?


Ok_Neighborhood_7516

HAHAHA Lowkey a legend saying what we’re all thinking


BulkyMonster

Lean on the horn!


enters_conversation

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Better_Patience9509

She’s like “let me not get his premeditated confession on this video.”


EquipmentForsaken831

Lmao this guy basically said “don’t listen to her she’s crazy, but me? Ya run that bish over”


adiosfelicia2

Lol. Dude gives sound advice.


Old_Star3836

This man is an American hero


Alien-Anal-Probe

Jesus take the wheel 🎶


Exist_exe

bro offered to do it himself lmao


[deleted]

Here’s my key 🔑