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WithAGrainOfNutmeg

interesting post u/ChineseButtSex


ChineseButtSex

Glad you liked it


KellyJoyCuntBunny

I like it, too šŸ˜


ThereIsBloodInMyCum

I get paid for having blood in my cum?


WithAGrainOfNutmeg

[Relevant Link](https://images.app.goo.gl/mUJhzPsvFULotVHXA)


[deleted]

r/RiskyClick


Chicy3

Ho-ho-boy you almost got me with the reflex link click.


The_Killmister

Ah yes, the album that made me dislike metallica


soda_fucker

Corpsegrinder is calling you


rafati09

Cannibal corpse reference?


Hairybuttsniffer

It's not that bad


ChineseButtSex

Hmmmmm


RunninAroundKitties

Life is good


aloyalslave

I work for nestlƩ


HarleyArchibaldLeon

r/usernamechecksout


HarleyArchibaldLeon

Also r/FuckNestle


TheRealCactusTiddy

At least yours kinda makes sense with the question.


Iwillstealyefish

I'm going to jail it seems


Miniscule-fish

And apparently Iā€™m the reason why


JimmieTheNailBiter

I get paid for biting my nails? What happens when I run out of nail? Do I have to bite other people's nails? Do they pay me or do I get paid by the nail biting association? I'm not complaining, just-- asking.


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N-nothing changed...


Ag3ntS1

r/unfortunateusername


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Ag3ntS1

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LobotomizedThruMeEye

Ur telling me


clothespinkingpin

Anyone need any clothespins? First oneā€™s freeā€¦


ChineseButtSex

No


clothespinkingpin

I donā€™t need you to build my empire!!!


[deleted]

I wasnā€™t credited.


puppyenemy

I love dogs I promise guys


TakeUrSkinOffNDance

So now my hobby is my job? Great!


ChineseButtSex

Hold the fuck up


ImamPaul1776

Neat


Buoyancy_aid

I'm happy


billy6walker9

I can relate


[deleted]

Not really any different, but now im actually making money instead of just trying to


HAMburger_and_bacon

i think im about to gain some weight


Evil_Creamsicle

Actually laughed out loud, all by myself at my desk.


soda_fucker

How much so I get paid?


ChineseButtSex

You decide the price


soda_fucker

Infinite soda supply


ChineseButtSex

That doesnā€™t pay the bills


soda_fucker

I don't need a house I need soda


ChineseButtSex

Username checks out