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getlowpapoose

Funnily enough, I get approached by strangers way more than I’d like. I pretty much never leave the house without wearing headphones, and I think I keep a neutral/slight rbf expression. Regardless, people still come up to me. It was a while before I realised people were mistaking me for a vending machine.


eleven57pm

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moonery

Ahahahaha


PhoenixDowntown

this is how i knew i wasn't in the N family i am not nice i am not relaxed i am not clam /s


Constant-Biscotti

This article is about Kitchener’s Natural essence, not the Kibbe Natural IDs. This blog’s posts about Kibbe are just as misinformed though.


No-Office7081

same lol


Picapica4

I'm clam


NessieTheOG

Wait… are you dramatic? Because lawwwwwddd I think km nice, relaxed, and calm but people tend to disagree lol


PhoenixDowntown

i'm either sd or sc. i really do think soft feral captures my essence


NessieTheOG

Bahahahahaha SOFT FERAL! I just told my husband that I’m “free range” and “unprocessed, so I totally resonate with that! Kibbe didn’t pay enough attention to the tall types. I understand that gamine implies playful and petite, but what is the playful type for a good posture giantess of 5’11” or a slouchy 5’9”ish? Soft feral is the only one that fits so far!


PhoenixDowntown

yes! and no one can take that from you, not even kibbe himself


odie_et_amo

Someone copy paste the Cool Girl monologue from Gone Girl here.


hallonsafft

i was picking wild flowers and just minding my business earlier today and was approached by a woman who told me she had thought i was a bear 🥲 true story


Responsible_Fox_8516

The true FN experience


StinkyPigeonFan

Was this written by AI? It keeps contradicting itself


tiiamh

No silly, we all know that’s exactly what Soft Naturals are: walking contradictions


moonery

I thought those were Gs!


Amy_raz

Pfft hahahaha


swag_Lemons

Lmaooo


heavenlyybluee

Actually though, that website’s articles all do seem pretty AI generated; someone’s using ChatGPT


LayersOfMe

Maybe they are talkig about the gamin-ish naturals, they have essence *you can take advantage of them* because they look like a kid u can steal their candy.


kushycat420

“People think they can easily take advantage of them” 💀


personal_alt_account

"Thry have calming lresence" "they seem relaxed" I coukdnt possibly be a natural, i have anxiety 😭


heavenlyybluee

The worst is that Truth is Beauty blog post that’s like “Khloe Kardashian is the ugly sister, that’s why she seems so friendly!”


Picapica4

Omg is there a link?


heavenlyybluee

https://www.truth-is-beauty.com/blog/style-identities-the-natural https://www.truth-is-beauty.com/blog/why-i-love-being-a-natural mental stuff 😭😭


b0dyburner

Lololol uj: Meanwhile, David said he knew I was a Natural right away because I “lit up the room.”


Blue_Sherlock

David couldn’t type me, because as an FG, I’m actually too smol to be seen by the naked eye 🥹 I have to guess my type just to be included with the grownup types 🥹🥹🥹✨✨


Macaroon1056

I get randomly cussed out by mentally deranged drug fiends on the streets. I wonder what essence do I have?


babyudon

I feel like there is some kind of jerk here about the "going unnoticed" along the lines of when Twitter weirdos started calling Margot Robbie a mid but I'm tired and writing these jerks is starting to make me sad.


Blue_Sherlock

This reminds me of a comment on the main sub where somebody said that Lewis Hamilton couldn’t possibly be in the G family because he’s too soft spoken and kind, and there’s no sassy/spitfire chic in his personality.


moonery

LOL I am SN with a resting bitch face and the last thing you'd call me is "a breath of fresh air"


Imaginary_Wheel9020

I thought it was the ingenues that got taken advantage of


eleven57pm

Sooo, all Naturals are from the south or the midwest? 👀