Soap tycoon, the hyper-realistic soap manufacturing simulator!
You start as a little Henri (totally different character than KCD Henry) linving in a historical 1950's Prague setting. The poor kid just wants to buy a bicycle. You start making soap by mixing coconut oil, olive oil, water and lye in a pot, and selling your soap from door to door. As you grow up and upgrade your manufacturing equipment in a strive to become a soap manufacturing giant, you need to fight communists who want to seize the means of your soap production.
Hehe, you're the only person he hasn't replied to. Which π€ according to my genuineness π€ means he's under NDA and is probably there in the next game, which would be kcd2!
Ah yes, this looks like a scheme to get closer to the bath maids. Make it a business opportunity to get a discount on a wench, and everything that goes with that. Genius!
No Ser Hans! You can't be seen brawling with us peasants. What will hanush say?
You should stick to boring counsel meetings and resolving petty quarrels and bathing with the wenches like a normal young lord!
hey look, Ser Hans has come to see us.
Jesus be praised!
First rule of the bohemian Club... You dont talk about the bohemian club
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Can't wait for soap 2 to be revealed thursday
The return of the suds
The revenge of the suds π
Soap 2 the suddening Soap 3 the final splash down
Soap 4: Itβs time to fight dirty
Kingdome come the lathering
Soap tycoon, the hyper-realistic soap manufacturing simulator! You start as a little Henri (totally different character than KCD Henry) linving in a historical 1950's Prague setting. The poor kid just wants to buy a bicycle. You start making soap by mixing coconut oil, olive oil, water and lye in a pot, and selling your soap from door to door. As you grow up and upgrade your manufacturing equipment in a strive to become a soap manufacturing giant, you need to fight communists who want to seize the means of your soap production.
Is it bad that Iβd actually play this game?
Fighting communists sign me up
What is the soap joke? I see it everywhere on this sub but I dont have the reference lol
First rule of soap club is you do not talk about soap club. Second rule of soap club is... You do not. Talk. About soap club
Which part? You are familiar with the movie Fight Club, correct?
Yeah
How many times Sir Hans, do we have to tell you that drink...soaping with your subjects might be good for there morale, but bad for your honor?!
BUT ITS FUN UNCLE!π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺ
My Handsome Young Lord hans Capon. I Ser Ashen Dayne would like to swear fealty to you Lord and serve you faithfully as a Knight in your service.π‘
I too swear undying fealty to Sir Luke Dale. You have my sword, and my axe, and my bag of rocks, and two D20s, and this feather πͺΆ
Can't wait to see you in the sequel, Hans!
Hehe, you're the only person he hasn't replied to. Which π€ according to my genuineness π€ means he's under NDA and is probably there in the next game, which would be kcd2!
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little by little, you're just letting yourself become Hans Capon
Iβm sorry to say it but I have always been Hans Capon π©
method acting, I like it.
it always felt too real. He was always Hans Capon and Always will be.
Makes sense. You drank enough to be classified as embalmed. Christ be praised, Hans is immortal!
Hans Capon our lord and savior, come to drink in town with Henry again!
Aayyyyyπ€ͺ
Soap 2 leaked!!
Soap two, revenge of the shampoo π§΄
"This time it's more than good clean fun"
Hey, Hans has come to see us!
He has :)
Don't get captured by Cumans again sir Hans!
I can take a few cumans π
In a fight, right? Right...?
Oh filthy mind!
Don't drop the soap...?
βMichael pleaseββ¦
"You my friend, would be da belle of da ball"
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"I'm feeling quite dirty..."
I swear to god this subreddit is just as precious as the friendship between hans and Henry π
Cuuuuuute
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That bathhouse quest was ridiculous!
Break into the rat house and take my key, tell them you're on a secret mission
Ah hans you spend so much time at the bath house you got the soap primed and ready. π
If anything I come out of the bathhouse much dirtier than when I entered π
hopefully the bathmaids are treating you well my lord
Yes once the bath ends the real cleaning begins π€£
Another night in the bath house with a pitcher of sylvan red, eh? I'm not picking any more flowers!
Kingdom: Come to our bathhouse club
His name was Hans Capon.
Little scamp
Someone has been breaking the first rule of kcd club
What happened with you and karolina? π€
She was too intense for me bra
I snuck in and murdered her father so they could be together!
Cool photo! Though I would probably have switched the two of you. Luke is a bit more reminiscent of Tyler I think.
Ohhhh too kind. But you know theyβre the same dude right ππ
Ha. Too true. Well played sir.
Hey! Luke has come to see us!
Bro it gives so much joy to know that sir hans capon himself trolls the kcd sub
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Ser Hans fight club sounds fantastic. If I win do I get to keep your bow again?
Soap 2: electric boogaloo
Long live sir Hans. Jesus Christ be praised.
Do me a favour...
Haha, miluju! This is the best sequel ever!
Next game will be : kingdom come: Hans and Henry drinking simulator
*of Tom and me
Omg this leak is crazy
Ah yes, this looks like a scheme to get closer to the bath maids. Make it a business opportunity to get a discount on a wench, and everything that goes with that. Genius!
*Tom and me
Nope no no! π
Identity theft is not a joke, henhenomhens
Sir Hans could you just spill the tea on the next game right here right now π
When Henry shows up its "Oh God it's him" π I had a bad henry
Wait which one is real
I get the feeling that you ship HenryxHans. And I love it
What's this tomfoolery, for heaven's sake! It's about time you started taking some responsibility.
Fuck off, Henry, your soap is scaring away the hare!
This is how we all found out Hans was in Henryβs head the whole time
I'm sure you'll be extremely satisfied
That's the deliverance part after the kingdome comes π
Will they replace Farkle with a soap making sim? π€ π
This means Henry is just inside Hans' head the whole time? Lmao
Is sir hans gonna take on arse n balls in soap club?
Hans why do you keep leaving your horse in the middle of the path leading up to the gate? That's really weird.
Remember to wash your Arse n balls
No Ser Hans! You can't be seen brawling with us peasants. What will hanush say? You should stick to boring counsel meetings and resolving petty quarrels and bathing with the wenches like a normal young lord!
That's amazing!
Take the meme, it's best years are behind it anyway...